₦airaland Forum

gaetano:
Ugu fc vs ofe mmanu fc

viqueta:
How other staffs in the office see IT Admins.......

Computer refuses to come on, they scream IT..... when you come you will discover that they didn't plug in the power cable

Printer refuses to print, they scream IT when you finally get there you discover that they didn't load paper

AC refuses to work, they scream IT, come and check why this AC is not working

Coffee maker refuses to work, they scream IT, come and make it work

Their cell phones doesn't have network, they scream IT, why can't i make calls, madam am i your service provider?

Car refuses to start, they be like call that IT guy may be he can fix it, errr sir, but i don't even have a car in the first place

Office door refuses to open, they call IT, but madam am not a carpenter na

please we are IT admins, we love our jobs no doubt but we are not MAGICIANS #lifeofanITadmin #ITisfun #ITrules

TPAND:
Pastor Ize Iyamu just lost it for me... with this.

Aubrey1:
it's nice,but low capacity.

dokiOloye:
I have never seen a car wt d front wheel PSI higher than d rear.
It's usually d other way round.

(11) The Nice Neigbour
These set of people are nice and loved by all, they are well balanced.......

Feranmicharles:
So, I decided to go to the market place today. To my greatest surprise, I found out that today is a market free day. This festive is being practiced once in a year, and today(13-8-2016) falls to be the day of this year's festive.

The major activity of today is, traders won't open their shops, and if anyone dares to open his/shop, passerby's would go into such shop and take goods/products for free, and the trader would have no say one such day. This act is referred to as "Du du du"(Grab Grab Grab)

nyabinghi:
Christianity and cheating are siamese twins, if christians don't rape,they will rob, sell drugs, act porn. Christianityisbad Allah Akbar.

Chimezie250:
no body now,true federalism let every federating unit face his or her region,develop or balkanised it and face your people simple

Tolexander:
The beautiful ladies are either dated by the musicians or sportmen. Many of these musicians and sportmen do not have a complete tertiary education.

Shey we wey no be musician or sportmen wey complete school offend God ni abi why these pretty girls no dey date us.

ever811:
ahah...na wizkid mama be this...but them say an elephant can only give birth to an elephant.. how come this giant mama come give birth to this small rat?

moscobabs:
hunnnm...u r still lucky bro. but as single guy I don't think 50k job is small for u . I have some married men with kids in my office collecting 50k and they r saving from it in fact most of them stay in sango and work in iyana-Isolo.

if truly u don't do ladies, drink, or go out with friends u can still succeed with the 50k job.

I'm sure your tfare for the month is less than 15k ?

You don't pay house rent ..right?

you don't eat too much ?

u don't have unhealthy dependant ba?

u r not dating a student ..right?

if my answers to my question are yes then u don't have problem.

save 15 out of the 50k but I will advice you to do contribution rather than save it in your bank account.

in a year u will harvest bountifully and u will come here for testimony.

maybe then u can tank me.

Feranchek:
They should na. Who dey stop dem before

Buh let's see for how long it'll last.

Is this some sorta competition or what Muslims are known for wearing Hijabs. Whether they abuse it or not is no one's business. Let the kids be competitive in other areas of their lives, rather than in religious 'battles'

Can CAN be CANdid and let things go the right way??



Another FTC in one day!!! Azonto on point!!!

For Y'all quoting me, asking me to go tell my Muslim brothers this or that, FYI, I'm a Christian!!! A proud CATHOLIC!! Buh let's call a spade a spade and not a gardening tool, these Muslims are known for this! It's quite true that high school students wear 'uniforms' to school, buh hey!! Did the Muslim folks JUST started wearing this habit to school??!! Broses and sises, itaf tayed!!! Why is CAN suddenly attacking it now??! Dem no dey see am before

Someone quoted me asking me to tell my Rev.Fr. to go build a mosque opposite my church
The name of my parish is OUR LADY OF FATIMA, Aguda, and it was given that name cos the owner of the Land where the church is built was a Muslim and he was sooooo happy bout the fact that a church will be built on his land. So the Priest of our mother parish gave it that name in honor of Our Lady that appeared to 3 little children in Fatima, Portugal and coincidentally, the daughter of the landlord bears the name Fatima

So itaf tayed wey we don be friends with Muslims

#kickawayreligiouscompetition

Like I always tell whoever cares to listen "salvation is a personal race"

989900:
Exactly my thoughts the other time when I said not releasing the names might not actually be a bad thing.

Obasanjo, GEJ and some other people from both APC, and PDP returned monies . . . some had terms for returning the monies.

In the states and some other countries for example, we have plea bargain/restitution even when you go to court. If you can achieve that without legal fees and time wasting -- the better.

We've been st00pid enough from the past to allow every D!ck, Tom, and Harry have unrestricted/unaccountable access to gov't accounts, in flagrant contradiction to the constitution.

I hope the TSA,BVN,IPPIS, and other templates degrade such gross level of malfeasance and perfidy.

naughtynaughty:
Eeya raising 3kids isn't easy abeg especially wen ure doing it alone. And even with the fact dat 2face is an artist and she will be seeing his news and pics everywhere with Annie. Choiiii
Dats how she choose her destiny shaaa. I tried putting myself in her shoes and meehhhnn.. Koh funny rara

Caseless:
the youths are the problems.

Caseless:
don't pay attention to those guys;they're full of hate.

JuanJO:
PMB so u have time to react on issues like this
what abt the peace movement of IPOB that ur leadership turned bloody
hope u no that Nigeria lossess 14b naira per day
PMB pls attend to ur serious matters and leave d state govt to handle such

tinktanker:
so where is d change. A worse impunity now happening.

mile12crises:
his is what we warned that democracy will be bastardised under Buhari because he does not believe in it.

What's happening in Ekiti is nonsense and must be opposed by all good people.

For all those doubters, we are about to go down the slippery slope of impunity and strong arm twisting politics and way of life using ethnic/tribal "boys" planted in the security to do the dirty jobs while we say "It doesn't matter"

pweetiedee

boboLIL:
Top dullard 2015.... B00hari

SirJeffry:
Carry world cup bro, you had a pic with a booby yeyebrity and you had the audacity to let us know.

Mmaa gi aka nti ee