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Mummy see ojuju calabar*cries

Enegod:
come and do it yourself

where

Frm ur post,i can tell dat in naija u were living in ajegunle kinda area,by d way who dash u plane ticket

D gal na sharp babe

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Enegod:
even bosomless girls are talking

He touched you chest and you freaked out! smh

who is bosomless,hope it aiint me

Feranchek:
Ordinary cold dey cash you, you no fit do anything. If you kon cash me nko Wa gba!!

i tell my mummy for u

DanceVille:
Hmm! Did you agree with the list?

some gals nt all gals do d above sah

It happened to me once,was wit my mom in d bus ,so i couldnt talk cos if do,mehn maale go chop d man raw,wen he got down,he winked at me and i gave him a dagger bt did nothing cos i hate scandals

DanceVille:
1. Look down on peers, elders, likely because they are not as wealthy as their boyfriends, other are making good money, but you're there, boasting with sex money... SHAME!
Probably, the class of people you'd respect are yet unborn, thus, respect from younger ones should be far away from you.
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2. Sponsor boyfriend even at the university level or Overseas, meanwhile younger siblings are out of school owing to school fees, still searching for the class of stupidity I'd rather classify you under.
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3. Born again Christian at home, something else at School.Different wardrobe at home, another at school.You're a 21st century Chamelon!.
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4. Establish Intimate relationships on Social Networks(e.g Facebook, Nairaland etc) that have led to some untimely deaths.How're you sure the guy you're dating on social network is not a ghost.
Why are you so desperate for friendship?
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5. Very humble before and during courtship, but when they come into the Family, they'd want to control every in-law.
Was that his brother's wife controlling you?
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6. A guy would do just anything in ensuring he sponsors you up to the university level, but after graduation, you then discover he is no longer your type for marriage, meanwhile you agreed at first.You're a dubious character!
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7. One of your designer's wears, weavon, gold, worth thousands but your mother is too old to look good to you.
When can your mother be proud of you? You're gradually becoming a mother too, if not now, later.
How did you treat your mother?
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8. Some of them are ashamed of their mothers in public or amidst friends, because they think they're not as civilised as they're.She deserves to be your mother, if not, God would had choosen another mother for you.
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9. Boast to friends about the number of guys they have dated by even pointing fingers or calling names(guys too).
You've stylishly become a home-based prostitute!
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10. Marry a man, not because they love the man, but because of his wealth.When wealth dies, what next? Money is good, but if it's only what you look out for, marrying a cultist is inevitable, not your portion!
Advice: Marry a man with vision who believes in your vision(if at all you have a good vision) and ready to sustain it.
God's man for you'll not pass you by.
Amen!

Cutehector:
buy your crayfish here...

agarawu23:

bookers alert

Wristwatch where art thou

Ifakatch u ehn

Feranchek:
Alakori. You just dey make this cold dey much for this side

Feranchek:
Bia, ko ti to yen na... as cold dey cash me without any aso ibora, Shey your joke reash to make me laff ni

seh emi ni mo ko ba e,egbon e jo ewa aso ibora lo tabi ki e lo gbese se as in u kno wahra mean

Feranchek:
Stale

shioor,iranu abasha ,wats ur own,mtcheeew

Mmmm

Kiss i go tell dah ur gf yinka,u don enter am today

Papa nkechi,wiaris ur wife,call am o,na her mara dem dey talk hia

Mmmmm,how much is my salary,where is my boss,oya madame come lets review my case

accuude:
Bihari has already declear his asset... He said he have 150 cows and only have 1million naira in his acc ....

lol, u no well o

Betanwa:
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Nne jukwa ya o!. All this kids with internet access that know nothing about actual life.

....in other news, Love ya pix

lolx. no mind d bae,I wonder y husband go go outside borrow money wen im wife get
by d way tnx

missclasssy:
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Op your post is actually funny. Don't mind this bad belle them. They need to upgrade their sense of humor.


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lolx dat was wicked naaaa, wat do ya mean ,at least gv d op hope na