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Poems For Review / Animashahun, Our Benevolent Sister by generaliy07(m): 4:44pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Animashahun, Our benevolent Sister We beseech thee oh Master, Re incarnate Cleo the Patra For she must see the greater glamour of our sister, the Diva We'll invoke the spirit of the prettiest, sexiest queen of Sheba Getting her soul vexed with envious rage we'll burst into laughter For our darling sister more than Uriah's wife is prettier If only David could see her he'll repent in deeper sobers Just this time his sobriety won't be for the gruesome murder of Uriah T'will be that he killed for Beersheba rather than for our radiating sister Come oh ye sons of men, not in twos but tens Our sister calls for party, enjoy the 'freaking' scenery and the rest The venue is as unique as she considers it the best Y'all wonder, tongue dripping, discovering its between her legs Our sister isn't given to pride or anger She's benevolent to the old and the younger No NGO though, for she's not gonn be registered The government's jealousy won't make them approve her unofficial letters Across the streets, down the fairest lanes Twos and threes their young men chew her words like the sugar-cane Their gatherings, a combo of listeners and the tellers of tales Those who've 'eaten' speak, those who've not wag their front tails Our sisters V-Shop may not have the attention of Ese Walter's Nor an undeserved glamour like Kim Kardashian's Yet therein lies Dreams, Visions, Purposes, Destinies, Greatness and all that matters All sacrificed for pleasure on sister Animashahun's V-Altar Our sister is as free as the wind Pretty backsides dangling like kids on a swing Fruity loops gracing the 'before' like gold plated acoustic strings With the minis revealing a perfectly advertised G-Strings Then comes the needle man, custodian of gory tales With stern looks on his professionally wicked, mean face Animashahun will soon be journeying down to Heaven or Hades Loud wail, teary face, sorry case, Animashahun V-Shop has a new customer, it’s the much dreaded AIDS ********************************** If she's not your spouse, Stay off If you're not his wife, Zip up! To all Nigerian youths Ilesanmi Iyanu Samuel (C) Copyright 2015 https://samueliyanu./2015/06/29/animashahun-our-benevolent-sister/ CC: lalasticlala Freeman ishilove 26 Likes 7 Shares |
Poems For Review / Re: The Last Monkey In Idanre by generaliy07(m): 4:36pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
lady05: Interesting, Someone said the monkeys there now ride rolls royce phantom, can you justify that please? Lol On a serious note, Idanre, though a quiet, peaceful town, it is of remarkable importance for its wonderful hills, the terrain, and the jungle life When I was young, whenever we wanted to prove we're smart to a suspected con-activity from someone, we say "Ko is Obo mo ni idanre" |
Poems For Review / Re: The Last Monkey In Idanre by generaliy07(m): 3:54pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Freemanan:Will see this asap Thanks 1 Like |
Poems For Review / Re: The Last Monkey In Idanre by generaliy07(m): 1:11pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
By the way, I'm not a professional poet, I never did literature in school, just more of a natural thing, I will appreciate a link to the Gabriel Okara's works You can also suggest other masters of the game, I'll check them out Thanks once again 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Poems For Review / Re: The Last Monkey In Idanre by generaliy07(m): 1:07pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Freemanan: To be candid, this poem is inspired by your corrections of my previous poem I had those points in mind while penning this God bless you bro. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Poems For Review / The Last Monkey In Idanre by generaliy07(m): 12:25pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
You handed us the money bails Like the wilderness morning quails For such freebies we verily crave Though from such we couldn't save We felt so high with special seeds Indifferent to voices that calls it weed Though such are the illegal breed A special drill it made us feel Hail Ceaser, the thrilling teaser Nail the M*therf*cking stingy teachers For giving endless reasons to be sober In such seasons we'd rather visit strippers We crucified those sons of Issachar Sent afar the daughters of Deborah Neither times nor direction matters So we chased them beyond our borders Thy shiny teeth as revealed in broad smiles That sparkling golden glitters from several miles The sweetest words from your oratory rivers long as Nile Crafty accomplices of your deceitful styles Like a spontaneous lightening, short and gone Couldn't spell Jack till the season passed on Like a de-feathered bird, you asked for our guns From your pearly gates we were constantly shunned Then comes the seasons again when you consider us kings You brought us in, once more to drink At your most revered table again we sing To this merry moment you offer we cringe! Then your position as King you regained Throughout your reign, your promises you delayed Your empty promises on the streets we relayed Wretched we, not clueless as to why,though we were pained Ilufemiloye, the master at deceit is here again to campaign Little did he know this time the game has changed The enlightened,last monkey in Idanre is no longer in chains Smart ass ape, has full senses regained No longer shall we chant your name while matchet-wielding For now we've resorted to a much better living The "Ipanle" in us with rage we got flinging No more the war songs, songs of peace we're now singing ******************************************** This poem is dedicated to the repented ballot snatchers To those who no longer cherish the life lived as gangsters Though you once fought a war where you lost while the politicians gained Haunted by shadows that lived in your past A little decision to Change the man In the mirror, will set you free from the ugly scars I love Y'all Ilesanmi Iyanu Samuel (C) Copyright 2015 (2BA60123) Cc: Freeman (Please check this out, I look forward to your appreciation of this piece) Cc: Ishilove Lalasticlala 42 Likes 8 Shares |
Literature / Re: Our Crazy World by generaliy07(m): 6:24pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Freemanan: I will surely work on these flaws, I'll try tagging you in subsequent posts, I'll always look forward to your opinion Thanks for taking your time to do this, I doff my hat Respect. |
Literature / Re: Our Crazy World by generaliy07(m): 2:58pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Freemanan: Freeman thanks a lot Please appreciate it, criticise and tell me where to improve on One love |
Literature / Our Crazy World by generaliy07(m): 1:59pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
I may not be a good writer, but I decided to pen this piece, 'cause its making me loose my peace Our Crazy world Our's is a crazy world We're loosing it daily oh Lord We now care less about your word We're indifferent to the warning of your rod The father's laid down precepts In totality we reject Simplest of instructions we detest All we're after is to impress Ask Bruce Jener's the showbiz dummy Once a daddy is now a mummy With such feminine curves that makes men boiling Good father this is no longer funny Our Fathers tell tales of love at Sunset The Characters were Romeo and Juliet Our generation feels such idea is outdated Romeos now prefer Rolands to Juliets Politicians take us for a ride Once in a leap year they come begging with Rice Only to turn down the bright lights And lead us into thick darkness of the night Ours is a world so crazy Our young men now are so lazy Yet wanna party hard with pink ladies Unmarried kids so proud to have babies This poem is a deep down reflection Of our innermost deceptions We were so normal at inception Now we've lost it at the risk eternal rejection Deliver us from Evil! (C) Copyright 2015. Ilesanmi I. S Posted this on my facebook page CC: None, just pained!, dunno if its FP worthy, if it is, Ishilove or Lalasticlala will do the needed |
Technology Market / Re: Blackberry Q10 4 Sale by generaliy07(m): 2:10pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
25k if you're serious, let me see the pix though, I can add a little more |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Customer Care Job Vacancy At UNC Enterprises by generaliy07(m): 1:42pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
Thanks |
Politics / Re: 'Buhari And The Demons In His Party' - Leadership by generaliy07(m): 8:32am On Jun 26, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: See How The Nigerian Army Have Upped Their Game Against Boko Haram Bombings. Pic by generaliy07(m): 10:00pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
ONYX5: No, my father isn't a TANoid, a Lion doesn't raise goats, we should do a check on your father rather, like father like son! |
Crime / Re: Ikorodu Robbers Bomb Their Operational Vehicles As They Escape (photo) by generaliy07(m): 6:19pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
The service of a professional blogger is needed, drop your mail or quote me, your blog must be a successful one o, thanks |
Religion / Re: Before You Skelebosh, Before You Speak In Tongues by generaliy07(m): 4:26pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
You can Pray in tongues, but don't make mockery of it by bringing it from your head, let it be strictly inspired, DON'T FORM THE WORDS(Tongue), is that too much to understand? If the Holy Ghost isn't giving you utterance at that moment, why not pray till He does or better still pray in plain language and leave? Enough of self deceit!!! |
Religion / Re: Before You Skelebosh, Before You Speak In Tongues by generaliy07(m): 1:30pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
Get this straight, that rubbish you spit, yadayadadada, which you know deep within doesn't emanate from the Holy Spirit, is NOT Tongues o, as explained in the verse I quoted If you like, keep blabbing under the guise of being spiritual. Imagine, are you guys telling me that praying in the spirit literally means speaking in tongues? Even if it does, that sh*t you learn to speak, is that tongue? If you speak, it should be to edify, its a language, those there on pentecost spoke Aramese, Arabic, latin, Greek etc |
Religion / Re: Before You Skelebosh, Before You Speak In Tongues by generaliy07(m): 9:53am On Jun 21, 2015 |
This is my point, Speaking in tongue is right, but should NOT be initiated by you, but rather by the Holy Spirit Don't form the tongues, let the Holy Spirit inspire it! Is that too hard to understand? As for Singing in the spirit, it does not mean in tongues, it means you should CONNECT to God, don't just sing to appeal to the flesh, I do not intend to win an argument here however |
Religion / Re: Before You Skelebosh, Before You Speak In Tongues by generaliy07(m): 9:51am On Jun 21, 2015 |
This is my point, Speaking in tongue is right, but should NOT be initiated by you, but rather by the Holy Spirit Don't form the tongues, let the Holy Spirit inspire it! Is that too hard to understand? |
Religion / Re: Post Your 'Front Page-Worthy' TOPICS And LINKS Here by generaliy07(m): 8:38am On Jun 21, 2015 |
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Religion / Before You Skelebosh, Before You Speak In Tongues by generaliy07(m): 8:36am On Jun 21, 2015 |
THIS POST MAY BE OFFENSIVE, READ WITH PLAIN MIND Sakabelelolabbabababaabb, skelebosh, sankrata reeda...... This morning on my way to Church, I passed through a church where a Pastor was leading prayers IN 'TONGUES', after mentioning each prayer point,he would 'burst into tongues' rather than pray in English or any understandable language I also remember a Pastor back then in Port Harcourt, he was so 'deep' in the spirit that he wouldn't do anything without 'tongues', THIS PASTOR SINGS IN TONGUES', the thing was so deep in him that each time I pass through his Church around Rumuodumaya, I always listened to see if he'll speak English once, I stopped listening after three months without results, he's addicted to 'tongues' When I was an undergraduate in FUTA, there was a case of certain 'Brethren' from a Church 'XYZ' who greeted each other in TONGUES in a lecture hall called Great hall, it was so embarrassing that a brother from another church 'ABC' had to correct them, only for them to start lecturing the said brother on "Deep Spiritual things" which they claim he's ignorant of. WHAT REALLY IS TONGUE SPEAKING? Speaking in tongues is BIBLICAL, it is in fact an EVIDENCE of the Holy Spirit Baptism, as first recorded at Pentecost, The Bible gave an illustration of how the Holy Ghost descended on the apostles like Cloven tongues of fire, resulting in they ministering in different languages and tongues, LANGUAGES WHICH THE NATIVES AROUND HEARD AND UNDERSTOOD. READ: Acts Chapter 2 vs 1-12 From this scripture, let us note the following in caps: Verse 4: " And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with OTHER TONGUES, AS THE SPIRIT GAVE THEM UTTERANCE It is important to note that: A. they spoke in other tongues (Existing Languages which they couldn't speak before), NOT SOME INCOHERENT BLABBING B. It was the Spirit that gave them utterance, it is pathetic and painful to see Pastors telling their subjects to start praying in tongues, as if they've now taken the role of giving utterance away from the Holy Spirit. If you speak in tongues by forming those words from your own imaginations and concoction of certain sounds, YOU ARE DECEIVING YOURSELF, and you are making a mockery of the real thing. I do not care if your Pastor, Bishop, Evangelist or whoever, no matter how famous or 'powerful' he is, indulges or encourages you to indulge in this, HE IS WRONG Please read the Bible yourself and be enlightened Sakabelelolabbabababaabb, skelebosh, sankrata reeda.......? May your 'tongues' not lead you to hell CC: Lalasticlala |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Invites Applications For 2015 Direct Short Service Commission by generaliy07(m): 8:46am On Jun 15, 2015 |
BS Why should 2.1 be the benchmark? I wonder why a federal institution would join in this grade discrimination of a thing, I know so many 2.2's, even 3rd class grads that will beat your imagination with their analytical and managerial skills It should be about competence, not grades, such that an Emeka who had his 2.2 with his sweats and efforts won't be left out while Chiamaka who earned 2.1 on the hotel beds of lecturers will get a slot. If you're 'unlucky' enough to pass through faculties like SEMS (School of Earth and Mineral Sciences) in FUTA, Geology department in OAU and other schools, YOU WILL APPRECIATE A 2.2 SERIOUSLY 30 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Kiss Daniel Fans Accused Him Of Killing His Father - Photos by generaliy07(m): 1:08am On Jun 15, 2015 |
Imagine |
Nairaland / General / Re: Terrible: A Python Caught On Camera Swallowing A Huge Crocodile (pics) by generaliy07(m): 12:15am On Jun 15, 2015 |
That's the Python's most vulnerable state, even a child could kill it at that moment... However, it is easier said than done, the mere sight would scare the Shekau out of anyone What if you kill the python and the crocodile comes out? Would you fight the crocodile? |
Religion / Re: Bible Proof The Rapture Theory Is False by generaliy07(m): 10:52am On Jun 14, 2015 |
Chinaimporter: ...How daft your analysis are WOE IS HE THAT STRIVETH WITH HIS MAKER!!! |
Crime / Re: Two Young Nigerians Get 55 Years Jail Term In Enugu (Pictured) by generaliy07(m): 11:08am On Jun 13, 2015 |
While Buruji Kashamu sits in the senate, making laws.... 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: QATAR WINGS - Become A Qatar Airways Pilot. Yes...it Is POSSIBLE!!! by generaliy07(m): 9:58am On Jun 09, 2015 |
Cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Seun I think this Is FP Worthy 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Inauguration of 8th National Assembly postponed - Vanguard by generaliy07(m): 9:31am On Jun 09, 2015 |
If there must be change, the NASS leadership must be on the same page with the Presidency. You can't stop corruption with someone whose political ideology is ghana-must-go-bags-for-passing-of-bills Forget the hype that PMB doesn't want to wager in NASS elections, whose candidate do you think Lawan is? PMB wants Lawan, and he's using the master strategist,Jagaban to achieve that. Saraki seems to be too ambitious and arrogant for that role, with him as senate president, PMB's anti corruption war will be very hard The senate presidency isn't a traditional title meant for the Saraki dynasty CHANGE WE WANT, CHANGE WE MUST GET Anyone that will hinder PMB's good motive, get out of the way by FIRE!!! 23 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Why Gov Ikpeazu Set Up Office Of Aba Urban Renewal —abia Govt by generaliy07(m): 4:18am On Jun 09, 2015 |
Aba? Watching in 3D However, despite Ngige's good performance, he was shown the exit door with time. YOU CAN NOT BUILD A STRONG, MEANINGFUL LEGACY ON A STOLEN MANDATE Do the best you can before you're booted out, it will help you in future elections |
Politics / Re: Photos: President Buhari Arrives Germany by generaliy07(m): 7:21pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Lemon12: If you can be this daft, we need to do a check on your parents, DAFT begets DAFT |
Politics / Re: See How The Nigerian Army Have Upped Their Game Against Boko Haram Bombings. Pic by generaliy07(m): 12:27pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
ONYX5: If any of you (TANoids) LACKS WISDOM, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him. Receive sense! |
Politics / Re: See How The Nigerian Army Have Upped Their Game Against Boko Haram Bombings. Pic by generaliy07(m): 12:20pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
chesterlee: If any of you (TANoids) LACKS WISDOM, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him. Receive sense! |
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Katsina Lawmaker Dies by generaliy07(m): 1:29pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Another one or the one that died earlier? Those mocking the death of others, keep mocking, as if you're immortal |
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