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Poems For Review / Animashahun, Our Benevolent Sister by generaliy07(m): 4:44pm On Jun 29, 2015
Animashahun, Our benevolent Sister

We beseech thee oh Master, Re incarnate Cleo the Patra
For she must see the greater glamour of our sister, the Diva
We'll invoke the spirit of the prettiest, sexiest queen of Sheba
Getting her soul vexed with envious rage we'll burst into laughter

For our darling sister more than Uriah's wife is prettier
If only David could see her he'll repent in deeper sobers
Just this time his sobriety won't be for the gruesome murder of Uriah
T'will be that he killed for Beersheba rather than for our radiating sister

Come oh ye sons of men, not in twos but tens
Our sister calls for party, enjoy the 'freaking' scenery and the rest
The venue is as unique as she considers it the best
Y'all wonder, tongue dripping, discovering its between her legs

Our sister isn't given to pride or anger
She's benevolent to the old and the younger
No NGO though, for she's not gonn be registered
The government's jealousy won't make them approve her unofficial letters

Across the streets, down the fairest lanes
Twos and threes their young men chew her words like the sugar-cane
Their gatherings, a combo of listeners and the tellers of tales
Those who've 'eaten' speak, those who've not wag their front tails

Our sisters V-Shop may not have the attention of Ese Walter's
Nor an undeserved glamour like Kim Kardashian's
Yet therein lies Dreams, Visions, Purposes, Destinies, Greatness and all that matters
All sacrificed for pleasure on sister Animashahun's V-Altar

Our sister is as free as the wind
Pretty backsides dangling like kids on a swing
Fruity loops gracing the 'before' like gold plated acoustic strings
With the minis revealing a perfectly advertised G-Strings

Then comes the needle man, custodian of gory tales
With stern looks on his professionally wicked, mean face
Animashahun will soon be journeying down to Heaven or Hades
Loud wail, teary face, sorry case, Animashahun V-Shop has a new customer, it’s the much dreaded AIDS

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If she's not your spouse, Stay off
If you're not his wife, Zip up!

To all Nigerian youths

Ilesanmi Iyanu Samuel
(C) Copyright 2015

https://samueliyanu./2015/06/29/animashahun-our-benevolent-sister/

CC: lalasticlala Freeman ishilove

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Poems For Review / Re: The Last Monkey In Idanre by generaliy07(m): 4:36pm On Jun 28, 2015
lady05:
So proud am frm dat town.....IDANRE

Interesting, Someone said the monkeys there now ride rolls royce phantom, can you justify that please? Lol

On a serious note, Idanre, though a quiet, peaceful town, it is of remarkable importance for its wonderful hills, the terrain, and the jungle life

When I was young, whenever we wanted to prove we're smart to a suspected con-activity from someone, we say "Ko is Obo mo ni idanre"
Poems For Review / Re: The Last Monkey In Idanre by generaliy07(m): 3:54pm On Jun 28, 2015
Freemanan:

Here is my favourite.... Go through and give feedback.

http://paynterliterature.weebly.com/once-upon-a-time.html
Will see this asap
Thanks

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Poems For Review / Re: The Last Monkey In Idanre by generaliy07(m): 1:11pm On Jun 28, 2015
By the way, I'm not a professional poet, I never did literature in school, just more of a natural thing, I will appreciate a link to the Gabriel Okara's works

You can also suggest other masters of the game, I'll check them out

Thanks once again

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Poems For Review / Re: The Last Monkey In Idanre by generaliy07(m): 1:07pm On Jun 28, 2015
Freemanan:
I love this....

Reading again...

Mate you remind me of the works of Gabriel Okara. I am very Happy you listened to my previous critique and made adjustment... This poem is musical, musing and radiating..

It makes a terrible situation looks pleasant with the choice of words... The caption is misleading which makes it a puzzle for the curious minds like myself. This is art Mate.

Reading again... cheesy

To be candid, this poem is inspired by your corrections of my previous poem

I had those points in mind while penning this

God bless you bro.

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Poems For Review / The Last Monkey In Idanre by generaliy07(m): 12:25pm On Jun 28, 2015
You handed us the money bails
Like the wilderness morning quails
For such freebies we verily crave
Though from such we couldn't save

We felt so high with special seeds
Indifferent to voices that calls it weed
Though such are the illegal breed
A special drill it made us feel

Hail Ceaser, the thrilling teaser
Nail the M*therf*cking stingy teachers
For giving endless reasons to be sober
In such seasons we'd rather visit strippers

We crucified those sons of Issachar
Sent afar the daughters of Deborah
Neither times nor direction matters
So we chased them beyond our borders

Thy shiny teeth as revealed in broad smiles
That sparkling golden glitters from several miles
The sweetest words from your oratory rivers long as Nile
Crafty accomplices of your deceitful styles

Like a spontaneous lightening, short and gone
Couldn't spell Jack till the season passed on
Like a de-feathered bird, you asked for our guns
From your pearly gates we were constantly shunned

Then comes the seasons again when you consider us kings
You brought us in, once more to drink
At your most revered table again we sing
To this merry moment you offer we cringe!

Then your position as King you regained
Throughout your reign, your promises you delayed
Your empty promises on the streets we relayed
Wretched we, not clueless as to why,though we were pained

Ilufemiloye, the master at deceit is here again to campaign
Little did he know this time the game has changed
The enlightened,last monkey in Idanre is no longer in chains
Smart ass ape, has full senses regained

No longer shall we chant your name while matchet-wielding
For now we've resorted to a much better living
The "Ipanle" in us with rage we got flinging
No more the war songs, songs of peace we're now singing

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This poem is dedicated to the repented ballot snatchers
To those who no longer cherish the life lived as gangsters

Though you once fought a war where you lost while the politicians gained
Haunted by shadows that lived in your past
A little decision to Change the man In the mirror, will set you free from the ugly scars

I love Y'all

Ilesanmi Iyanu Samuel

(C) Copyright 2015

(2BA60123)

Cc: Freeman (Please check this out, I look forward to your appreciation of this piece)

Cc: Ishilove Lalasticlala

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Literature / Re: Our Crazy World by generaliy07(m): 6:24pm On Jun 27, 2015
Freemanan:


It is a piece with class written all over it.
It connects the past with our current societal misnomer and How it shows little for the future. It's highly didactic and full of detest for fanciful worldliness...
It is a piece that made use of Anaphoric repetition only found in the Shakespearan corridors of Literature. It makes poem physical concrete and pragmatic.

The flaws are obviously second to non. The poet persona made his intention known too easily. For chrissake this is Literature and not Mathematics, your message ought to be encrypted in poetic devices only to be uncovered by the appreciated few.... Lastly, the poem lacks music. Music here means audio Where onomatopoia, assonance, alliteration and rhythm. The poet is too serious and rigid, pun is lacking and sarcasm is scarce... It is Literature and not Astrophysics....

In a nutshell, I will rate this 60%.... That's a high if you ask those who I critique.... The writer deserve all the laudings he will get and works like this should greet my screen more often....

Bravo Leader....

I will surely work on these flaws, I'll try tagging you in subsequent posts, I'll always look forward to your opinion

Thanks for taking your time to do this, I doff my hat

Respect.
Literature / Re: Our Crazy World by generaliy07(m): 2:58pm On Jun 27, 2015
Freemanan:
I am stunned.... Still appreciating the work...

Freeman thanks a lot

Please appreciate it, criticise and tell me where to improve on

One love
Literature / Our Crazy World by generaliy07(m): 1:59pm On Jun 27, 2015
I may not be a good writer, but I decided to pen this piece, 'cause its making me loose my peace

Our Crazy world

Our's is a crazy world
We're loosing it daily oh Lord
We now care less about your word
We're indifferent to the warning of your rod

The father's laid down precepts
In totality we reject
Simplest of instructions we detest
All we're after is to impress

Ask Bruce Jener's the showbiz dummy
Once a daddy is now a mummy
With such feminine curves that makes men boiling
Good father this is no longer funny

Our Fathers tell tales of love at Sunset
The Characters were Romeo and Juliet
Our generation feels such idea is outdated
Romeos now prefer Rolands to Juliets

Politicians take us for a ride
Once in a leap year they come begging with Rice
Only to turn down the bright lights
And lead us into thick darkness of the night

Ours is a world so crazy
Our young men now are so lazy
Yet wanna party hard with pink ladies
Unmarried kids so proud to have babies

This poem is a deep down reflection
Of our innermost deceptions
We were so normal at inception
Now we've lost it at the risk eternal rejection

Deliver us from Evil!


(C) Copyright 2015. Ilesanmi I. S
Posted this on my facebook page

CC: None, just pained!, dunno if its FP worthy, if it is, Ishilove or Lalasticlala will do the needed
Technology Market / Re: Blackberry Q10 4 Sale by generaliy07(m): 2:10pm On Jun 26, 2015
25k if you're serious, let me see the pix though, I can add a little more
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Customer Care Job Vacancy At UNC Enterprises by generaliy07(m): 1:42pm On Jun 26, 2015
Thanks
Politics / Re: 'Buhari And The Demons In His Party' - Leadership by generaliy07(m): 8:32am On Jun 26, 2015
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Politics / Re: See How The Nigerian Army Have Upped Their Game Against Boko Haram Bombings. Pic by generaliy07(m): 10:00pm On Jun 24, 2015
ONYX5:
na your papa be Tanoid

No, my father isn't a TANoid, a Lion doesn't raise goats, we should do a check on your father rather, like father like son!
Crime / Re: Ikorodu Robbers Bomb Their Operational Vehicles As They Escape (photo) by generaliy07(m): 6:19pm On Jun 24, 2015
The service of a professional blogger is needed, drop your mail or quote me, your blog must be a successful one o, thanks
Religion / Re: Before You Skelebosh, Before You Speak In Tongues by generaliy07(m): 4:26pm On Jun 21, 2015
You can Pray in tongues, but don't make mockery of it by bringing it from your head, let it be strictly inspired, DON'T FORM THE WORDS(Tongue), is that too much to understand?

If the Holy Ghost isn't giving you utterance at that moment, why not pray till He does or better still pray in plain language and leave?

Enough of self deceit!!!
Religion / Re: Before You Skelebosh, Before You Speak In Tongues by generaliy07(m): 1:30pm On Jun 21, 2015
Get this straight, that rubbish you spit, yadayadadada, which you know deep within doesn't emanate from the Holy Spirit, is NOT Tongues o, as explained in the verse I quoted

If you like, keep blabbing under the guise of being spiritual.

Imagine, are you guys telling me that praying in the spirit literally means speaking in tongues? Even if it does, that sh*t you learn to speak, is that tongue?

If you speak, it should be to edify, its a language, those there on pentecost spoke Aramese, Arabic, latin, Greek etc
Religion / Re: Before You Skelebosh, Before You Speak In Tongues by generaliy07(m): 9:53am On Jun 21, 2015
This is my point, Speaking in tongue is right, but should NOT be initiated by you, but rather by the Holy Spirit

Don't form the tongues, let the Holy Spirit inspire it!

Is that too hard to understand?

As for Singing in the spirit, it does not mean in tongues, it means you should CONNECT to God, don't just sing to appeal to the flesh, I do not intend to win an argument here however
Religion / Re: Before You Skelebosh, Before You Speak In Tongues by generaliy07(m): 9:51am On Jun 21, 2015
This is my point, Speaking in tongue is right, but should NOT be initiated by you, but rather by the Holy Spirit

Don't form the tongues, let the Holy Spirit inspire it!

Is that too hard to understand?
Religion / Re: Post Your 'Front Page-Worthy' TOPICS And LINKS Here by generaliy07(m): 8:38am On Jun 21, 2015

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Religion / Before You Skelebosh, Before You Speak In Tongues by generaliy07(m): 8:36am On Jun 21, 2015
THIS POST MAY BE OFFENSIVE, READ WITH PLAIN MIND

Sakabelelolabbabababaabb, skelebosh, sankrata reeda......

This morning on my way to Church, I passed through a church where a Pastor was leading prayers IN 'TONGUES', after mentioning each prayer point,he would 'burst into tongues' rather than pray in English or any understandable language

I also remember a Pastor back then in Port Harcourt, he was so 'deep' in the spirit that he wouldn't do anything without 'tongues', THIS PASTOR SINGS IN TONGUES', the thing was so deep in him that each time I pass through his Church around Rumuodumaya, I always listened to see if he'll speak English once, I stopped listening after three months without results, he's addicted to 'tongues'

When I was an undergraduate in FUTA, there was a case of certain 'Brethren' from a Church 'XYZ' who greeted each other in TONGUES in a lecture hall called Great hall, it was so embarrassing that a brother from another church 'ABC' had to correct them, only for them to start lecturing the said brother on "Deep Spiritual things" which they claim he's ignorant of.

WHAT REALLY IS TONGUE SPEAKING?

Speaking in tongues is BIBLICAL, it is in fact an EVIDENCE of the Holy Spirit Baptism, as first recorded at Pentecost, The Bible gave an illustration of how the Holy Ghost descended on the apostles like Cloven tongues of fire, resulting in they ministering in different languages and tongues, LANGUAGES WHICH THE NATIVES AROUND HEARD AND UNDERSTOOD.

READ: Acts Chapter 2 vs 1-12

From this scripture, let us note the following in caps:

Verse 4: " And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with OTHER TONGUES, AS THE SPIRIT GAVE THEM UTTERANCE

It is important to note that:

A. they spoke in other tongues (Existing Languages which they couldn't speak before), NOT SOME INCOHERENT BLABBING

B. It was the Spirit that gave them utterance, it is pathetic and painful to see Pastors telling their subjects to start praying in tongues, as if they've now taken the role of giving utterance away from the Holy Spirit.

If you speak in tongues by forming those words from your own imaginations and concoction of certain sounds, YOU ARE DECEIVING YOURSELF, and you are making a mockery of the real thing.

I do not care if your Pastor, Bishop, Evangelist or whoever, no matter how famous or 'powerful' he is, indulges or encourages you to indulge in this, HE IS WRONG

Please read the Bible yourself and be enlightened

Sakabelelolabbabababaabb, skelebosh, sankrata reeda.......?

May your 'tongues' not lead you to hell

CC: Lalasticlala
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Invites Applications For 2015 Direct Short Service Commission by generaliy07(m): 8:46am On Jun 15, 2015
BS

Why should 2.1 be the benchmark? I wonder why a federal institution would join in this grade discrimination of a thing, I know so many 2.2's, even 3rd class grads that will beat your imagination with their analytical and managerial skills

It should be about competence, not grades, such that an Emeka who had his 2.2 with his sweats and efforts won't be left out while Chiamaka who earned 2.1 on the hotel beds of lecturers will get a slot.

If you're 'unlucky' enough to pass through faculties like SEMS (School of Earth and Mineral Sciences) in FUTA, Geology department in OAU and other schools, YOU WILL APPRECIATE A 2.2 SERIOUSLY

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Politics / Re: Kiss Daniel Fans Accused Him Of Killing His Father - Photos by generaliy07(m): 1:08am On Jun 15, 2015
Imagine
Nairaland / General / Re: Terrible: A Python Caught On Camera Swallowing A Huge Crocodile (pics) by generaliy07(m): 12:15am On Jun 15, 2015
That's the Python's most vulnerable state, even a child could kill it at that moment...

However, it is easier said than done, the mere sight would scare the Shekau out of anyone

What if you kill the python and the crocodile comes out? Would you fight the crocodile?
Religion / Re: Bible Proof The Rapture Theory Is False by generaliy07(m): 10:52am On Jun 14, 2015
Chinaimporter:
[b][size=13pt]The bible is a fake bullshit that we only accept because it is so ancient and we where brought up beliving it.

Let us stop being afraid of God because thousands of people are atheist,hindus buddist etc and nothing happens to them.

Churches are burnt,bibles are torn, saints are crucified and nothing happens.

If God says he exist and want us to worship him,let him write it in the sky.....why hide from us and ask us to belive u exist and if we dnt,you will punish us in hell while u say that you love us......sounds like something the devil will do not god.

Why give us many religions and ask us to blindly choose the right one and if we couldnt,you will punish us.

Why do you like our praises so much if you are so great and dont need us.....we never asked to be created in the first place.....why do you ask us to thank you for bringing us into this vile and ruthless world.

I will never worship or serve you because ur rule is by fear.....pple dnt love you,they only pretend to out of fear.....love is unconditional and your is....quench hell and let us see how many people will actually serve you.

You drown men for disobeying you.....stalin killed for the same reason.....you asked the isrealites to kill people that worship any other except you,boko haram do the same thing.....jephtah sacrificed his daughter to you, meaning you accept human sacrifice like all other heaten gods.

I promise that if you ever exists and armagadon comes,i will ride with satan and the fallen angels against you and make sure you are sent to the bottomeless pit(pls make it hotter because you will enjoy it soon)

Satan never did anything to man by your own account in the bible.....he said we sld eat the fruit and be wise and it worked.....the worst thing he did was mess with job and you allowed it

But you

You unforgiving beast allowed your son to be killed so that you can forgive us and we still go to hell after that.

You allowed a bear to eat 52 children for insulting elijah.

You drowned you so called beloved ones because they disobeyed you....what would tge devil hav ton in this case?

You orded the murder,rape and enslavement or whole cities.

You allowed your beloved ones the isrealites to be enslaved because they disobeyed you due to your poor managerial skills.....even hitler would not do that.

I can go on and on to prove you are the greatest beast of them all.....even baal is better that you[/size][/b]

...How daft your analysis are

WOE IS HE THAT STRIVETH WITH HIS MAKER!!!
Crime / Re: Two Young Nigerians Get 55 Years Jail Term In Enugu (Pictured) by generaliy07(m): 11:08am On Jun 13, 2015
While Buruji Kashamu sits in the senate, making laws....

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Nairaland / General / Re: QATAR WINGS - Become A Qatar Airways Pilot. Yes...it Is POSSIBLE!!! by generaliy07(m): 9:58am On Jun 09, 2015
Cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Seun
I think this Is FP Worthy

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Politics / Re: Inauguration of 8th National Assembly postponed - Vanguard by generaliy07(m): 9:31am On Jun 09, 2015
If there must be change, the NASS leadership must be on the same page with the Presidency.

You can't stop corruption with someone whose political ideology is ghana-must-go-bags-for-passing-of-bills

Forget the hype that PMB doesn't want to wager in NASS elections, whose candidate do you think Lawan is?

PMB wants Lawan, and he's using the master strategist,Jagaban to achieve that.

Saraki seems to be too ambitious and arrogant for that role, with him as senate president, PMB's anti corruption war will be very hard

The senate presidency isn't a traditional title meant for the Saraki dynasty

CHANGE WE WANT, CHANGE WE MUST GET

Anyone that will hinder PMB's good motive, get out of the way by FIRE!!!

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Politics / Re: Why Gov Ikpeazu Set Up Office Of Aba Urban Renewal —abia Govt by generaliy07(m): 4:18am On Jun 09, 2015
Aba? Watching in 3D

However, despite Ngige's good performance, he was shown the exit door with time.

YOU CAN NOT BUILD A STRONG, MEANINGFUL LEGACY ON A STOLEN MANDATE

Do the best you can before you're booted out, it will help you in future elections
Politics / Re: Photos: President Buhari Arrives Germany by generaliy07(m): 7:21pm On Jun 07, 2015
Lemon12:
So this dullard has gone to Germany without appointing his cabinet members?

God why have u forsaken Nigeria?

God why do u punish with the brainless one as our president..

Oh lord help us ....... Naija don enter one chance



If you can be this daft, we need to do a check on your parents, DAFT begets DAFT
Politics / Re: See How The Nigerian Army Have Upped Their Game Against Boko Haram Bombings. Pic by generaliy07(m): 12:27pm On Jun 05, 2015
ONYX5:
buhari should be in that suit! tot he said he was going to lead the war against BH?



If any of you (TANoids) LACKS WISDOM, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and
upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.

Receive sense!
Politics / Re: See How The Nigerian Army Have Upped Their Game Against Boko Haram Bombings. Pic by generaliy07(m): 12:20pm On Jun 05, 2015
chesterlee:
Buhari as the Commander in Chief should lead this war....He should head to the command headquarters in Maiduguri


If any of you (TANoids) LACKS WISDOM, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and
upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.

Receive sense!
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Katsina Lawmaker Dies by generaliy07(m): 1:29pm On Jun 03, 2015
Another one or the one that died earlier?
Those mocking the death of others, keep mocking, as if you're immortal

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