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Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Removal Is Now Illegal, Dogara Warns by generaliy07(m): 3:15pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Ok |
Politics / Re: 625 Killed As Boko Haram Gunmen Slit Some Residents’ Throats by generaliy07(m): 2:58pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
This is getting out of hand, I hope the newly appointed service chiefs will be able to curb this sect. Have you seen this today? www.samueliyanu. |
Literature / Irawe, The Dancing Fungi by generaliy07(m): 11:15am On Jul 12, 2015 |
Proverbial sayings of our fathers Backed up with proves from the mothers The smoke doesn't emanate without a fire It might be nearer, it might be farther They lay waste the glory lands Children of predation, sons of Belial They care not for the cry of young lads All in the hope of getting laid,how bad! Would God that I take the lives he created? Does he have for his beings such level of hatred? Is He the drummer playing for the dancing Fungi on water beds? Or there is another, one whom we do not have his knowledge? Is the Great one limited and lame? Have we just over bloated his fame? Can He not His enemies at will tame? Why must we for Him take fellow human as slaves? The custodians of His words they kill In His place where He's worshipped they lay still Deadly agents of wicked devices They bring sorrows,tears,blood and grieve If logic proves it isn't God playing the underwater drums Who then, for Irawe beats the sorrow-causing gong? And for what purpose,vision,dream do they hand them deadly guns? To kill, maim, steal and rape, and for all evil done? ******************************** For all Victims of the deadly Boko Haram sect and For the fallen heroes in the military May heaven console their families Source https://samueliyanu./2015/07/12/irawe-the-dancing-fungi/ Cc: Obinoscopy Ishilove Lalasticlala |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Cameroon Deports 450 Nigerians by generaliy07(m): 8:30am On Jul 11, 2015 |
Let us pray CHECK MY SIGNATURE |
Celebrities / Re: See Why Phyno Is Nigeria’s Cutest Rapper (photos) by generaliy07(m): 2:11pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
SEE REASON WHY I WILL SOON BE NIGERIA'S NICEST GOSPEL ARTISTE https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti |
Phones / Re: 3 Reasons Why Telegram Is Better Than Whatsapp! by generaliy07(m): 10:52am On Jul 10, 2015 |
START YOUR DAY WITH THIS SONG, KEEP HOPE
ALIVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED BEYOND HUMAN
EXPECTATIONS
LOVE Y'ALL
https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti |
Politics / Re: PHOTO: Popular Broadcaster, Alhaji Rasaq Gawat Still Missing After 3 Years by generaliy07(m): 10:02am On Jul 10, 2015 |
START YOUR DAY WITH THIS SONG, KEEP HOPE
ALIVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED BEYOND HUMAN
EXPECTATIONS
LOVE Y'ALL
https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti |
Family / Re: My Husband Goes Mad After Smoking ‘igbo’ Every Morning – Wife Tells Court by generaliy07(m): 9:58am On Jul 10, 2015 |
START YOUR DAY WITH THIS SONG, KEEP HOPE ALIVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED BEYOND HUMAN EXPECTATIONS LOVE Y'ALL https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti |
Politics / Re: Mr President, The "Honeymoon" Is Over - By Harry Slim Omoakhia by generaliy07(m): 9:53am On Jul 10, 2015 |
START YOUR DAY WITH THIS SONG, KEEP HOPE
ALIVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED BEYOND HUMAN
EXPECTATIONS
LOVE Y'ALL
https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti |
Properties / Re: Storey Building Collapses At Sabo-Yaba In Lagos (Photos) by generaliy07(m): 9:52am On Jul 10, 2015 |
START YOUR DAY WITH THIS SONG, KEEP HOPE
ALIVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED BEYOND HUMAN
EXPECTATIONS
LOVE Y'ALL
https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti |
Education / Re: Maltina Teacher Of The Year Competition 2015 by generaliy07(m): 9:45am On Jul 10, 2015 |
START YOUR DAY WITH THIS SONG, KEEP HOPE ALIVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED BEYOND HUMAN EXPECTATIONS LOVE Y'ALL https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti |
Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects #400m Armoured Cars. by generaliy07(m): 6:53am On Jul 10, 2015 |
good 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Gospel Dance-hall Music For Review, Ireti By Nairalander, General Iy by generaliy07(m): 6:32am On Jul 10, 2015 |
Nairalander, generaliy07 drops a fresh single, download and drop comments, your data won't be wasted on this. Your reviews and critiques will be well appreciated https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti Thanks Y'all cc: Ishilove Lalasticlala
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Politics / Re: Sani Abacha's Grandchildren In Mecca For The Holy Pilgrimage by generaliy07(m): 6:10pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/ NO MATTER WHAT, THE NAME THEIR FATHER LEFT BEHIND REMAINS, IF ONLY OURS IS A COUNTRY THAT PLACES VALUE ON INTEGRITY, THEY WILL NOT BE SHARING PICTURES UPANDAN LIKE KIM K, ANYWAY, DESPITE ALL THEIR FATHER DID, THEY'LL STILL DO WHAT IS IN THE PIECE BELOW https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/ |
Jokes Etc / Re: World Smartest Begger by generaliy07(m): 6:08pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
YOU KNOW THIS AND YOU STILL BEG? YOU CAN'T USE YOUR BRAIN AND GET TO WORK? YOU BLAME GOD LIKE IN THE PIECE BELOW? https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/ 1 Like |
Travel / Re: 20 Most Dangerous Bus Stops To Avoid In Lagos And Why by generaliy07(m): 6:06pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/ IF YOU DISOBEY AND GET ROBBED, BLAME GOD |
Crime / Re: Lecturer Arrested For Forging Statement Of Result For NIPOST Official by generaliy07(m): 6:04pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/ MR LECTURER, WHEN YOUR POVERTY COMES WITH A SELF-CONSTRUCTED SOFA, AND MAKES YOU SUFFER, BLAME GOD |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience With An Nlng Scammer. by generaliy07(m): 6:02pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/ WHEN THE SCAMMERS ARE APPREHENDED AND MADE TO ROT IN PRISON, THEY CAN DO THE ABOVE, BLAME GOD |
Crime / Re: Lecturer Arrested For Forging Statement Of Result For NIPOST Official by generaliy07(m): 6:00pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
THE EXACT THING I HAD IN MIND WHEN I WROTE THIS, BLAME GOD https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/ |
Politics / Re: 2 Boys Arrested In Connection With Bomb Explosion In Adamawa by generaliy07(m): 4:24pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
DID GOD SEND THESE KIDS TOO? TO TAKE PRECIOUS LIVES? SEE WHY YOU NEED TO READ THIS, THE GODS ARE (NOW) TO BLAME https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/ |
Politics / Re: Iyaloja Of Ijebu Ode Assassinated by generaliy07(m): 4:22pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Ijebu Ode has always been a tough place, from cultism to human rituals to assassinations, a well known gallant mobile police was assassinated there sometimes ago too, nawa Serving in Ijebu land as a whole was interesting and challenging, i don't know if to say i enjoyed my service year or not, they are great people though |
Politics / Re: APC Gains Upper Hand Over Wike by generaliy07(m): 4:19pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Oh really? Misleading topic though |
Politics / Re: Brave Naval Officer Ensured He Died Alone After Discovering Landmine While Fight by generaliy07(m): 4:17pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
RIP HERO |
Politics / Re: APC Will Rule Lagos For 51years – Joe Igbokwe by generaliy07(m): 4:17pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
ok o |
Travel / Re: 5 Mistakes Nigerians Make When Booking A Flight by generaliy07(m): 2:35pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/ See why we should blame God, yes, click and read, it takes less than 2 minutes to do just that |
Politics / Re: Bashir El-rufai Under Fire For Calling Fayose A "Vagabond" On Twitter (snapshots by generaliy07(m): 2:33pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Erukumakanaki: Is Buhari Fayose's mate? I don't support calling him vagabond though |
Literature / The Gods Are NOW To be Blamed by generaliy07(m): 1:56pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
THE GODS ARE Gone are the times when silence was golden For such primitive thoughts are now so olden Must the threats of thunders keep us fixed on parts trodden? By ancestral folks whose carcasses are now rotten? Why shouldn’t the heathen rage? Nor the rulers imagine a vain thing? Why do we depend on some words written by some long gone sage? When our wits could equally give us the exact writings? Why reckon with He whose laxity leads to our woes The same who couldn't use His divine influences to deliver us from our self-dug holes? Why must He be untouchable despite not playing His role? In keeping us from dangers, such that we self-imposed. The Altar boy, a dutiful but ravenous skirt-addict is always on rampage Uses the nozzle on whatever comes around his slaughter-house bed space Young nigga ends up having kids he can’t cater for with his meager wage When his poverty comes with a self-constructed sofa, on God we lay the blame Woman prefers gossips, tale-telling to tasks in the office Mouth diarrhea makes sure her ‘aproko’ing to just one or two doesn’t suffice Till she does a 360 in the office with tales, like one who on the implications is a novice She’s a prayerful folk, why should God allow her sack and let her into suffering? The gods have messed up our blessed space! The ozone holes reveal some deadly rays! Did we not just burn the forest to get some delicious games? Why lay the blame on human race? The bulk stops on the Creator’s table His books say He alone makes the earth stable? How then does He appear to be less-notable? When the ice lands started giving way like an unstable cradle Like some spoilt kids on a wanton chase On the Creator’s table our faults we lay For Him by every means all the blames to take For our very own disastrous mistakes When we burn our green forests And toil with deadly Uranium tests When a sex-addict is confirmed positive in a STD test Blame it all on God, for He really never cares Then God is now to blame Silly excuses the foolish ones lay Despite breaching the Ten Commandments on a tablet of clay Yes, the Omnipotent is really to be blamed. source: https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/ Cc: lalasticlala ishilove freeman
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Career / How Do I Answer This Interview Question? by generaliy07(m): 10:38am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Hello Nairalanders I was at an interview recently in a production industry (Name withheld for obvious reasons), the interviewer kept asking a question, "What will you do, as a quality control personnel, if you discover a worker in the production line is not quality-compliant". She asked the question again, and was so keen on my answer, "what if you notice a production worker is not using the right quality material?" My answer was that i would try to communicate with such person and make him/her see reasons to stop and do the right thing, but it seems my answer wasn't satisfactory, she pressed further to ask, what if the person disobey?, i then said if my pleas falls on deaf ears, i will report to the higher authority to take it up. Was i wrong? was i right? NB: Please don't ask for clues on the industry, I WILL NEVER GIVE THAT, we all understand the importance of confidentiality. Thank you all cc: lalasticlal Ishilove Jarus |
Health / Re: How I Won My First Olympics, A Spermatolympics by generaliy07(m): 12:26am On Jul 07, 2015 |
I decided to post this in politics section 'cause it seems to be our most active section To all July 7th Nairalanders, Happy birthday! |
Health / How I Won My First Olympics, A Spermatolympics by generaliy07(m): 12:24am On Jul 07, 2015 |
The piece that Inspired the idea of my blog was written sometimes ago on my birthday, its my birthday again, its worth reading, enjoy! Sometimes in the 80's,i participated in a sperma-olympian race,...of course i won, racing against 250,000,000 able bodied other sperm cells, to be the first to reach the egg, still I won!!!! Not only was my winning significant,the prize was worth it,i was sent on a 9-month course to study 'homo-sapien-formations',after which i graduated into a class of champions,where foetal dependence(whatever that means) wasn't needed anymore. The date of my graduation was also significant,it was a date with perfection... 7th day of the 7th month of the 7th year. How pampered i was in my first few years of graduation!,i was literally fed with ''milk and honey''...and then gradually with solid substances..closely monitored to satisfy my ever increasing appetite.... How fast it all went away!,the euphoria of WINNING started going with WEANING...the milk stopped!..replaced with powder substances from an alien species...they call it ''infant formula''...nipples were replaced with Pseudo-Nipple feeders Years after...reality dawned on me...now i have to be independent totally...and with certain papers I have accumulated along the years(certificates they call it)...i was simply told...by the man who set up the Olympics i participated in...''now you're a man,you need to start your own life,and thereafter seek a partner,with whom you'll set up your own Spermatolympics''... Immediately,i remembered one of the collections of typed papers i read while i had a change of life back then,accepting to worship the ONE who has helped me with the journey so far..the book says ''now that you are saved''...and all I could hear is ''now that you're a man''... Fast-Forward Another 7th day of the 7th month is here,and my graduation date from the 9-month Homo-sapien-formation course in the foetal university will be celebrated.....simply because there is a GOD who has kept me,held me,helped me,transformed,built,encouraged and above all..Perfected me according to His divine purpose!!!! ''Happy birthday Samueliyanu,it's your own New year...July the 7th is here again Wait a minute...the challenges are there still...build a life,have a wife...create your throne...get a home...career...aspirations... biz...influence,...live...write.. Make money...innovate...inspire...bla bla bla.... Am less worried,ask why? As far as the heavens and the earth remains, my song very soon will be.... #NaGodWin This post is dedicated to all July born, especially those born on the 7th, may your lives be perfect! Source https://samueliyanu./2015/07/06/how-i-won-my-first-olympics/ CC: Lalasticlala Ishilove Hit like if you believe those born on 7-7 are special |
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