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Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Removal Is Now Illegal, Dogara Warns by generaliy07(m): 3:15pm On Jul 14, 2015
Ok
Politics / Re: 625 Killed As Boko Haram Gunmen Slit Some Residents’ Throats by generaliy07(m): 2:58pm On Jul 14, 2015
This is getting out of hand, I hope the newly appointed service chiefs will be able to curb this sect.

Have you seen this today?

www.samueliyanu.
Literature / Irawe, The Dancing Fungi by generaliy07(m): 11:15am On Jul 12, 2015
Proverbial sayings of our fathers
Backed up with proves from the mothers
The smoke doesn't emanate without a fire
It might be nearer, it might be farther

They lay waste the glory lands
Children of predation, sons of Belial
They care not for the cry of young lads
All in the hope of getting laid,how bad!

Would God that I take the lives he created?
Does he have for his beings such level of hatred?
Is He the drummer playing for the dancing Fungi on water beds?
Or there is another, one whom we do not have his knowledge?

Is the Great one limited and lame?
Have we just over bloated his fame?
Can He not His enemies at will tame?
Why must we for Him take fellow human as slaves?

The custodians of His words they kill
In His place where He's worshipped they lay still
Deadly agents of wicked devices
They bring sorrows,tears,blood and grieve

If logic proves it isn't God playing the underwater drums
Who then, for Irawe beats the sorrow-causing gong?
And for what purpose,vision,dream do they hand them deadly guns?
To kill, maim, steal and rape, and for all evil done?

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For all Victims of the deadly Boko Haram sect and For the fallen heroes in the military

May heaven console their families

Source
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/12/irawe-the-dancing-fungi/

Cc: Obinoscopy Ishilove Lalasticlala
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Cameroon Deports 450 Nigerians by generaliy07(m): 8:30am On Jul 11, 2015
Let us pray


CHECK MY SIGNATURE
Celebrities / Re: See Why Phyno Is Nigeria’s Cutest Rapper (photos) by generaliy07(m): 2:11pm On Jul 10, 2015
SEE REASON WHY I WILL SOON BE NIGERIA'S NICEST GOSPEL ARTISTE

https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti
Phones / Re: 3 Reasons Why Telegram Is Better Than Whatsapp! by generaliy07(m): 10:52am On Jul 10, 2015
START YOUR DAY WITH THIS SONG, KEEP HOPE ALIVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED BEYOND HUMAN EXPECTATIONS LOVE Y'ALL https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti
Politics / Re: PHOTO: Popular Broadcaster, Alhaji Rasaq Gawat Still Missing After 3 Years by generaliy07(m): 10:02am On Jul 10, 2015
START YOUR DAY WITH THIS SONG, KEEP HOPE ALIVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED BEYOND HUMAN EXPECTATIONS LOVE Y'ALL https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti
Family / Re: My Husband Goes Mad After Smoking ‘igbo’ Every Morning – Wife Tells Court by generaliy07(m): 9:58am On Jul 10, 2015
START YOUR DAY WITH THIS SONG, KEEP HOPE
ALIVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED BEYOND HUMAN
EXPECTATIONS
LOVE Y'ALL
https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti
Politics / Re: Mr President, The "Honeymoon" Is Over - By Harry Slim Omoakhia by generaliy07(m): 9:53am On Jul 10, 2015
START YOUR DAY WITH THIS SONG, KEEP HOPE ALIVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED BEYOND HUMAN EXPECTATIONS LOVE Y'ALL https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti
Properties / Re: Storey Building Collapses At Sabo-Yaba In Lagos (Photos) by generaliy07(m): 9:52am On Jul 10, 2015
START YOUR DAY WITH THIS SONG, KEEP HOPE ALIVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED BEYOND HUMAN EXPECTATIONS LOVE Y'ALL https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti
Education / Re: Maltina Teacher Of The Year Competition 2015 by generaliy07(m): 9:45am On Jul 10, 2015
START YOUR DAY WITH THIS SONG, KEEP HOPE ALIVE, YOU WILL SUCCEED BEYOND HUMAN EXPECTATIONS

LOVE Y'ALL

https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti
Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects #400m Armoured Cars. by generaliy07(m): 6:53am On Jul 10, 2015
good

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Music/Radio / Gospel Dance-hall Music For Review, Ireti By Nairalander, General Iy by generaliy07(m): 6:32am On Jul 10, 2015
Nairalander, generaliy07 drops a fresh single, download and drop comments, your data won't be wasted on this.

Your reviews and critiques will be well appreciated

https://www.hulkshare.com/generaliy07/ireti

Thanks Y'all

cc: Ishilove Lalasticlala

Politics / Re: Sani Abacha's Grandchildren In Mecca For The Holy Pilgrimage by generaliy07(m): 6:10pm On Jul 09, 2015
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/

NO MATTER WHAT, THE NAME THEIR FATHER LEFT BEHIND REMAINS, IF ONLY OURS IS A COUNTRY THAT PLACES VALUE ON INTEGRITY, THEY WILL NOT BE SHARING PICTURES UPANDAN LIKE KIM K, ANYWAY, DESPITE ALL THEIR FATHER DID, THEY'LL STILL DO WHAT IS IN THE PIECE BELOW

https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/
Jokes Etc / Re: World Smartest Begger by generaliy07(m): 6:08pm On Jul 09, 2015
YOU KNOW THIS AND YOU STILL BEG?

YOU CAN'T USE YOUR BRAIN AND GET TO WORK?

YOU BLAME GOD LIKE IN THE PIECE BELOW?

https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/

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Travel / Re: 20 Most Dangerous Bus Stops To Avoid In Lagos And Why by generaliy07(m): 6:06pm On Jul 09, 2015
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/

IF YOU DISOBEY AND GET ROBBED, BLAME GOD
Crime / Re: Lecturer Arrested For Forging Statement Of Result For NIPOST Official by generaliy07(m): 6:04pm On Jul 09, 2015
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/

MR LECTURER, WHEN YOUR POVERTY COMES WITH A SELF-CONSTRUCTED SOFA, AND MAKES YOU SUFFER, BLAME GOD
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience With An Nlng Scammer. by generaliy07(m): 6:02pm On Jul 09, 2015
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/

WHEN THE SCAMMERS ARE APPREHENDED AND MADE TO ROT IN PRISON, THEY CAN DO THE ABOVE, BLAME GOD
Crime / Re: Lecturer Arrested For Forging Statement Of Result For NIPOST Official by generaliy07(m): 6:00pm On Jul 09, 2015
THE EXACT THING I HAD IN MIND WHEN I WROTE THIS, BLAME GOD

https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/
Politics / Re: 2 Boys Arrested In Connection With Bomb Explosion In Adamawa by generaliy07(m): 4:24pm On Jul 09, 2015
DID GOD SEND THESE KIDS TOO? TO TAKE PRECIOUS LIVES?

SEE WHY YOU NEED TO READ THIS, THE GODS ARE (NOW) TO BLAME

https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/
Politics / Re: Iyaloja Of Ijebu Ode Assassinated by generaliy07(m): 4:22pm On Jul 09, 2015
Ijebu Ode has always been a tough place, from cultism to human rituals to assassinations, a well known gallant mobile police was assassinated there sometimes ago too, nawa

Serving in Ijebu land as a whole was interesting and challenging, i don't know if to say i enjoyed my service year or not, they are great people though
Politics / Re: APC Gains Upper Hand Over Wike by generaliy07(m): 4:19pm On Jul 09, 2015
Oh really? Misleading topic though
Politics / Re: Brave Naval Officer Ensured He Died Alone After Discovering Landmine While Fight by generaliy07(m): 4:17pm On Jul 09, 2015
RIP HERO
Politics / Re: APC Will Rule Lagos For 51years – Joe Igbokwe by generaliy07(m): 4:17pm On Jul 09, 2015
ok o
Travel / Re: 5 Mistakes Nigerians Make When Booking A Flight by generaliy07(m): 2:35pm On Jul 08, 2015
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/

See why we should blame God, yes, click and read, it takes less than 2 minutes to do just that
Politics / Re: Bashir El-rufai Under Fire For Calling Fayose A "Vagabond" On Twitter (snapshots by generaliy07(m): 2:33pm On Jul 08, 2015
Erukumakanaki:
Atleast FAYOSE trades words with Old men like himself undecided

But why is this Junior Abòki Insulting An Elder Old enough to father him?!

I doubt if he has respect for his father sef! angry

Is Buhari Fayose's mate? I don't support calling him vagabond though
Literature / The Gods Are NOW To be Blamed by generaliy07(m): 1:56pm On Jul 08, 2015
THE GODS ARE NOT NOW TO BLAME

Gone are the times when silence was golden
For such primitive thoughts are now so olden
Must the threats of thunders keep us fixed on parts trodden?
By ancestral folks whose carcasses are now rotten?

Why shouldn’t the heathen rage?
Nor the rulers imagine a vain thing?
Why do we depend on some words written by some long gone sage?
When our wits could equally give us the exact writings?



Why reckon with He whose laxity leads to our woes
The same who couldn't use His divine influences to deliver us from our self-dug holes?
Why must He be untouchable despite not playing His role?
In keeping us from dangers, such that we self-imposed.



The Altar boy, a dutiful but ravenous skirt-addict is always on rampage
Uses the nozzle on whatever comes around his slaughter-house bed space
Young nigga ends up having kids he can’t cater for with his meager wage
When his poverty comes with a self-constructed sofa, on God we lay the blame

Woman prefers gossips, tale-telling to tasks in the office
Mouth diarrhea makes sure her ‘aproko’ing to just one or two doesn’t suffice
Till she does a 360 in the office with tales, like one who on the implications is a novice
She’s a prayerful folk, why should God allow her sack and let her into suffering?

The gods have messed up our blessed space!
The ozone holes reveal some deadly rays!
Did we not just burn the forest to get some delicious games?
Why lay the blame on human race?



The bulk stops on the Creator’s table
His books say He alone makes the earth stable?
How then does He appear to be less-notable?
When the ice lands started giving way like an unstable cradle



Like some spoilt kids on a wanton chase
On the Creator’s table our faults we lay
For Him by every means all the blames to take
For our very own disastrous mistakes



When we burn our green forests
And toil with deadly Uranium tests
When a sex-addict is confirmed positive in a STD test
Blame it all on God, for He really never cares

Then God is now to blame
Silly excuses the foolish ones lay
Despite breaching the Ten Commandments on a tablet of clay
Yes, the Omnipotent is really to be blamed.

source:
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/08/the-gods-are-not-now-to-blame/

Cc: lalasticlala ishilove freeman

Career / How Do I Answer This Interview Question? by generaliy07(m): 10:38am On Jul 08, 2015
Hello Nairalanders

I was at an interview recently in a production industry (Name withheld for obvious reasons), the interviewer kept asking a question, "What will you do, as a quality control personnel, if you discover a worker in the production line is not quality-compliant".

She asked the question again, and was so keen on my answer, "what if you notice a production worker is not using the right quality material?"

My answer was that i would try to communicate with such person and make him/her see reasons to stop and do the right thing, but it seems my answer wasn't satisfactory, she pressed further to ask, what if the person disobey?, i then said if my pleas falls on deaf ears, i will report to the higher authority to take it up.

Was i wrong? was i right?

NB: Please don't ask for clues on the industry, I WILL NEVER GIVE THAT, we all understand the importance of confidentiality.

Thank you all

cc: lalasticlal Ishilove Jarus
Health / Re: How I Won My First Olympics, A Spermatolympics by generaliy07(m): 12:26am On Jul 07, 2015
I decided to post this in politics section 'cause it seems to be our most active section

To all July 7th Nairalanders, Happy birthday!
Health / How I Won My First Olympics, A Spermatolympics by generaliy07(m): 12:24am On Jul 07, 2015
The piece that Inspired the idea of my blog was written sometimes ago on my birthday, its my birthday again, its worth reading, enjoy!


Sometimes in the 80's,i participated in a sperma-olympian race,...of course i won, racing against 250,000,000 able bodied other sperm cells, to be the first to reach the egg, still I won!!!!


Not only was my winning significant,the prize was worth it,i was sent on a 9-month course to study 'homo-sapien-formations',after which i graduated into a class of champions,where foetal dependence(whatever that means) wasn't needed anymore.

The date of my graduation was also significant,it was a date with perfection...
7th day of the 7th month of the 7th year.

How pampered i was in my first few years of graduation!,i was literally fed with ''milk and honey''...and then gradually with solid substances..closely monitored to satisfy my ever increasing appetite....


How fast it all went away!,the euphoria of WINNING started going with WEANING...the milk stopped!..replaced with powder substances from an alien species...they call it ''infant formula''...nipples were replaced with Pseudo-Nipple feeders


Years after...reality dawned on me...now i have to be independent totally...and with certain papers I have accumulated along the years(certificates they call it)...i was simply told...by the man who set up the Olympics i participated in...''now you're a man,you need to start your own life,and thereafter seek a partner,with whom you'll set up your own Spermatolympics''...

Immediately,i remembered one of the collections of typed papers i read while i had a change of life back then,accepting to worship the ONE who has helped me with the journey so far..the book says ''now that you are saved''...and all I could hear is ''now that you're a man''...


Fast-Forward
Another 7th day of the 7th month is here,and my graduation date from the 9-month Homo-sapien-formation course in the foetal university will be celebrated.....simply because there is a GOD who has kept me,held me,helped me,transformed,built,encouraged and above all..Perfected me according to His divine purpose!!!!

''Happy birthday Samueliyanu,it's your
own New year...July the 7th is here again

Wait a minute...the challenges are there still...build a life,have a wife...create your throne...get a home...career...aspirations... biz...influence,...live...write.. Make money...innovate...inspire...bla bla bla....

Am less worried,ask why?
As far as the heavens and the earth remains, my song very soon will be....
#NaGodWin


This post is dedicated to all July born, especially those born on the 7th, may your lives be perfect!


Source

https://samueliyanu./2015/07/06/how-i-won-my-first-olympics/


CC: Lalasticlala Ishilove

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