Freemanan:
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Waiting brov

Ever fixing some backsiphonage
The skillful plumber, one with heavy patronage
Natural reamer tearing through dip tubes regardless the hole’s age
Extreme knowledge of drills at such a tender age

He takes away the damn O-Ringing
Ferocious like some Mayweather in a damn ring boxing
He’s so fearless, the hardest jobs he’s always bringing
The world’s eight wonder is how he got so perfect with malleable fittings

O brother, relish the seasons of thy male thread
For thy path is not that which all men can possibly tread
The sagacity of the grey matter is not in the size of a big head
Our brother fixes all fix-able, carefully behind the closets

He’s everywhere like the vendors of Fan yogho
The street is ever conversant with your dope logo
Spendthrift like one who’s won Baba ijebu’s lotto
He amazingly uses “a long pipe” as his company’s motto


The proud reveler of elastic stand pipes
Rides each service center like one on a power bike
Lurks in the corner like a snake just about to strike
Of each thing in skirt he wishes to take a bite

Strange and scary how he handles the Johnni-bolts
He gives no thought to the tales of thunderbolts
Closet bends, packing nuts, plumbing jargon, piping dopes
Keeps from pro creation with the knowledge of the back flow

All hail our brother, the perfect plumber!
He’s there right in season from winter to summer
Givest thou not rest to thy rampaging member?
Till it ran head long, into a damning fire

The busy plumber’s member finally finds a place of rest
From earthly toils, struggles, from fears and fret
Aided by the dreaded "Magun", a thunderbolt aimed at sending trespassers to hell
He “fixed” the wrong hole,a woman betrothed to a jealous lover come from the pit of hell!

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To all those engaged in adultery with married women, STOP before Magun (Thunderbolt) stops you.

To all our pumping, plumbing brothers, beware, AIDS is real

Source:
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/03/all-hail-our-brother-the-perfect-plumber/

CC: Lalasticlala Ishilove Freeman

I love this

Kudos OP

ideatoprince18:
continue bro....am a certified village buoi from the east

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