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 Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by generaliy07(m): 1:00am On Jul 04, 2015 |
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/03/all-hail-our-brother-the-perfect-plumber/ Lets read and review the poem |
| Politics › Re: Ambode Alerts Nigerians To Be Wary Of Cyber Fraudsters by generaliy07(m): 12:18am On Jul 04, 2015 |
https://samueliyanu./2015/07/03/all-hail-our-brother-the-perfect-plumber/ From me, author of "The last monkey in Idanre" and "Animashahun, Our Benevolent sister" comes another dope Poem,"All hail our brother, the perfect plumber" Read, laugh(you go laugh tire), share NB: Age restriction, 16+ Goodnight Samuel Iyanu 2BA60123 www.samueliyanu. |
| Literature › Re: All Hail Our Brother, The Perfect Plumber!!! (part 2 Of Animashaun) by generaliy07(op): 11:59pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Freemanan:Waiting brov |
| Literature › All Hail Our Brother, The Perfect Plumber!!! (part 2 Of Animashaun) by generaliy07(op): 11:44pm On Jul 03, 2015*. Modified: 10:42am On Jul 04, 2015 |
Ever fixing some backsiphonage The skillful plumber, one with heavy patronage Natural reamer tearing through dip tubes regardless the hole’s age Extreme knowledge of drills at such a tender age He takes away the damn O-Ringing Ferocious like some Mayweather in a damn ring boxing He’s so fearless, the hardest jobs he’s always bringing The world’s eight wonder is how he got so perfect with malleable fittings O brother, relish the seasons of thy male thread For thy path is not that which all men can possibly tread The sagacity of the grey matter is not in the size of a big head Our brother fixes all fix-able, carefully behind the closets He’s everywhere like the vendors of Fan yogho The street is ever conversant with your dope logo Spendthrift like one who’s won Baba ijebu’s lotto He amazingly uses “a long pipe” as his company’s motto The proud reveler of elastic stand pipes Rides each service center like one on a power bike Lurks in the corner like a snake just about to strike Of each thing in skirt he wishes to take a bite Strange and scary how he handles the Johnni-bolts He gives no thought to the tales of thunderbolts Closet bends, packing nuts, plumbing jargon, piping dopes Keeps from pro creation with the knowledge of the back flow All hail our brother, the perfect plumber! He’s there right in season from winter to summer Givest thou not rest to thy rampaging member? Till it ran head long, into a damning fire The busy plumber’s member finally finds a place of rest From earthly toils, struggles, from fears and fret Aided by the dreaded "Magun", a thunderbolt aimed at sending trespassers to hell He “fixed” the wrong hole,a woman betrothed to a jealous lover come from the pit of hell! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX To all those engaged in adultery with married women, STOP before Magun (Thunderbolt) stops you. To all our pumping, plumbing brothers, beware, AIDS is real Source: https://samueliyanu./2015/07/03/all-hail-our-brother-the-perfect-plumber/ CC: Lalasticlala Ishilove Freeman |
| Health › Re: Cholera Claims 10 Lives In Plateau by generaliy07(m): 6:45pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
May God send divine healing to that land To those wimps here blaming PMB for the cholera, may you be delivered from addiction to expired ogogoro Oya click and see some SHOKI, sorry, SHOCKING tales here https://samueliyanu./2015/07/02/diary-of-a-regular-village-boy-3-the-evening-of-shocks/ |
| Politics › Re: Wike, Ekweremadu Differ With Jonathan, Wife Over John Eno, Sekibo by generaliy07(m): 1:16pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
https://samueliyanu./2015/06/29/our-crazy-world/ WIKE'S REAL SELF WILL BE REVEALED IN NO TIME, MAMA P WILL BE SHOCKED, MORE SHOCKED THAN THOSE IN THE STORY BELOW https://samueliyanu./2015/07/02/diary-of-a-regular-village-boy-3-the-evening-of-shocks/ 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: We Stand By Our Story On El-Rufai’s N90 Billion Worth - The Union Editor by generaliy07(m): 12:32pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
I THINK AN INDEPENDENT BODY SHOULD INVESTIGATE, IF TRUE, FIND OUT HOW HE MADE THE MONEY (HE IS AN ESTABLISHED SURVEYOR THOUGH), IF THE CLAIM BY UNION IS FALSE, SUE THE PAPER, EL RUFAI, SUE THEM TO THE TUNE OF THE 900BILLION IF POSSIBLE, THAT MEANS THEY'VE PRAYED FOR YOU AND ANSWERED THE PRAYER BY THEMSELVES Fellow Nairalanders, Meet me at this T-JUNCTION please, thank you https://samueliyanu./ 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo Visits Kaduna State by generaliy07(m): 12:21pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Finally we have a VP, gone are the days of a number two being a ghost worker At the same time, they need to speed things up, i know something is being cooked in the kitchen anyway, CHANGE will soon be served, fresh and HOT! Fellow Nairalanders, Meet me at this T-JUNCTION please, thank you https://samueliyanu./ 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: President Mugabe Blasts Obama Again- "Even Satan Wasn't Gay" - Pictures by generaliy07(m): 12:20pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fresh Graduate Trainee Recruitment At Bayz Beverages by generaliy07(m): 12:02pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fresh Graduate Trainee Recruitment At Bayz Beverages by generaliy07(m): 12:00pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fresh Graduate Trainee Recruitment At Bayz Beverages by generaliy07(m): 11:59am On Jul 03, 2015 |
| Nairaland General › Re: LASTMA Official Beating Up An Elderly Man At Osborne Bridge Dolphin Estate (pic) by generaliy07(m): 11:59am On Jul 03, 2015 |
| Nairaland General › Re: LASTMA Official Beating Up An Elderly Man At Osborne Bridge Dolphin Estate (pic) by generaliy07(m): 11:59am On Jul 03, 2015 |
| Nairaland General › Re: LASTMA Official Beating Up An Elderly Man At Osborne Bridge Dolphin Estate (pic) by generaliy07(m): 11:58am On Jul 03, 2015 |
lol |
| Politics › Re: APC Holds NEC Meeting by generaliy07(m): 11:39am On Jul 03, 2015 |
https://samueliyanu./amebos-corner/ Read more news here, in a funny way |
| Politics › Re: We Will Assist Nigeria Rescue Chibok Girls- US by generaliy07(m): 11:34am On Jul 03, 2015 |
| Politics › Re: And They Chose Barabas by generaliy07(m): 11:33am On Jul 03, 2015 |
| Politics › Re: Top 5 Controversial States In Nigeria Trending On Internet - Nigerian Outdoors by generaliy07(m): 11:32am On Jul 03, 2015 |
| Phones › Re: MTN Nigeria Changes Recharge Pin Codes From 12 To 16 Digits by generaliy07(m): 11:32am On Jul 03, 2015 |
| Politics › Re: Boko Haram Assassinates 11 Of Its Members In Borno - Sahara Reporters by generaliy07(m): 11:31am On Jul 03, 2015 |
| Politics › Re: Imo Tribunal: Okorocha Begs Traditional Rulers To Intervene by generaliy07(m): 9:02am On Jul 03, 2015 |
Okorocha? issokay Read this funny diary, learn, laugh, share https://samueliyanu./2015/06/30/diary-of-a-regular-village-boydiary-of-a-regular-village-boy/ |
| Literature › Re: 30 Days Of Poetry, Day29 "Mathematical Love" Pics Inside by generaliy07(m): 6:46am On Jul 03, 2015 |
I love this Kudos OP |
| Politics › Re: Army Not Owing Troops Operating In N’east, Set For Week-long 2015 Celebrations by generaliy07(m): 6:40am On Jul 03, 2015 |
oh, good |
| Politics › Re: Kano High Court Orders EFCC Not To Arrest Kwankwaso by generaliy07(m): 6:39am On Jul 03, 2015 |
nice |
| Politics › Re: Saraki Condemns Renewed Boko Haram Attacks. by generaliy07(m): 6:38am On Jul 03, 2015 |
oh |
| Politics › Re: Rivers CP Orders Withdrawal Of Policemen Attached To Politicians by generaliy07(m): 6:37am On Jul 03, 2015 |
Better |
| Politics › Re: South Africa: Rape Capital Of The World by generaliy07(m): 6:34am On Jul 03, 2015 |
Too bad |
| Literature › Re: Diary Of A Regular Village Boy by generaliy07(op): 6:28am On Jul 03, 2015 |
ideatoprince18:Thank you, oya invite your friends to read |
