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Lalasticlala

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Abeg make this joke no waste, e no easy to compile, I would like to know if its funny or I should stop writing jokes, lol

Thanks

MrImole:
YOU SHOULD BE SEVERELY PUNISHED.

LOL, wetin I do now, shey I lie ni?

1. They should have asked the Dubai Prince for the forgotten "God's eyes chip", using correct Olugbohun (Do as I say) instead of going through all the stress of flying cars between high rise buildings, dem take crime do them ni? Ija o ma dola ke (Fight doesn't lead to wealth, No Mayweather)

2. If they had actually claimed that the two actors Van Diesel and Paul Walker fell with that car and survived, I would have stood up, remove the CD, take it back to Iyana Ipaja and collect my 50 naira back from Emeka.

3. Jakande Mose, a Yoruba man? WTF? Yorubas won't take up arms like that ke, he could have just used juju, igbadi, etc, Van Diesel no fit chop pass one Ibante (Charmlet) now? Kilode?

4. Shaw or whatever he's called, that guy can dodge guns o, kukuma tell us say he get ayeta (traditional bullet proof) now, besides, why is he always everywhere they go like MTN? He no get job ni? I heard Orisun FM is recruiting

5. Hobbs, that guy fit carry anything, you can cast all your burden on him, "Bamigberu mi o Hobb,..." Kikikiki

6. God's eyes or what? waste of money and technology, Ifa olokun, Igba aye (All seeing glass ) or a mere pouring of some sixteen pebbles would see you even in a dungeon, you can't hide from "God's eyes"? so likewise from Village witches

7. That Arab lady body guard cum world class fighter, marrying her is tantamount to Gay, if I hear say Arabs no dey do gay, Yoruba mothers be like "Eleyi a na e pa sile o" (This one will beat you to the point of death o)


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CC: Lalasticlala Ishilove

Freemanan:
Proslike poetry...

Your caption has always been award winning... It threw me off guard and that attracted curiosity. Now to the piece...

It will pass for a magma Opus and definitely another didactic piece which I may be forced to believe is tour specialty You should be less verbose tho so as to make your ideas expensive. Use few words to represent million ideas.

I will follow Literature board because of your works... Lemme be relaxing my nerves with them

I reasoned that through and decided to make it simpler for those not used to such terms to grasp, i am going to change two expressions at the tail end.

Cc: Lalasticlala ishilove

Cc: all poets in the house, please help a learner by reviewing and critique this poem

Thanks all