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Career › Re: Alagbon Ayomide, An Eksu Graduate Making A Living From Shoemaking by GeneralPula: 1:20pm On Nov 17, 2021
I won’t be surprised if 99% of Nairaland hoes don’t have handy work..

They’ve been so useless & bitter..
Business › Re: Photo Of Susan Oleghe, The Lady Electrocuted At Obi Cubana's Club In Abuja by GeneralPula: 8:28am On Nov 17, 2021
Life people don finally open Obi cubana’s case..

No matter how rich you’re, always resist the urge to show off..
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's 117th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by GeneralPula: 8:54am On Nov 16, 2021
MadamVanessa:
Nonsense posthumous birthday rubbish.

Posterity will never be kind to Azikiwe. He was in a better position to give the south easterners and south south their sovereign nation , but he was busy licking the ass of idiotic hausa fulanis. Assuming he did the needful, why on earth will i share a country with nonentities.

I know he's in pertual regret wherever he's now for rejecting Biafra

When we will mentioned the heros in BIAFRALAND, Zik can never come close, he won't even be remembered.
Biafra land has no heroes..
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's 117th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by GeneralPula: 8:51am On Nov 16, 2021
One of the most useless, greedy, unrealistic & dumb Nigeria leader ever..
Phones › Re: Iranian Hackers Targeting Telcos In Nigeria, NCC Warns by GeneralPula: 10:02pm On Nov 15, 2021
Iranian hackers, one of the most cruel set of hackers..

No be today dem dey hack companies ISP... Even the likes of USA and UK no dey escape ham..
Music/Radio › Re: Which foreign song do you love without knowing the meaning of the song by GeneralPula: 5:23pm On Nov 12, 2021
Awilo..
Culture › Re: Atayese Oba Ogunlana Wedding: IFA African Traditional Religion Style (Video) by GeneralPula: 11:51am On Nov 11, 2021
God bless Yoruba culture fi life!

God bless Nigeria!
Politics › Re: Ken Saro-Wiwa: 'Africa kills her Sun" - 26 years after, the struggle continues by GeneralPula: 3:51pm On Nov 10, 2021
Nonli1:
He was a traitor and he died like one. The people he connived with to fight his Igbo brothers killed him. I don't pity him, he deserved what he got
How was he a traitor for fighting for Niger delta people?

If you’re calling him a traitor, what of Ojukwu?
Politics › Re: Ken Saro-Wiwa: 'Africa kills her Sun" - 26 years after, the struggle continues by GeneralPula: 3:46pm On Nov 10, 2021
He was betrayed by Ojukwu..

Ojukwu formed ally with his northern masters to make sure Niger delta agitation didn’t come to reality..

Don’t fear Igbos, but never ever trust them..

Noticed FG didn’t capture Nnamdi Kanu until a bounty was placed on him? That’s Yeeboz for you..
Romance › Re: How Did Africans Lose It? by GeneralPula: 12:29am On Nov 10, 2021
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Romance › Re: How Did Africans Lose It? by GeneralPula: 12:27am On Nov 10, 2021
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SenecaTheYonger:
Illiterate, Christianity doesn't belong to White men but Jews. Whites were largely pagans before Christianity arrived. But it was the Whites that carried Christianity on their head the most and spread it during the industrial revolution.

Everybody borrows from different cultures, that's how the Whites grew, they travelled and forcefully took from every culture. But Africans? Nah, they stayed back on their continent and did nothing.

Your post clearly reflects that a True African stagnant mindset.
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Romance › Re: 6 Vagina Facts Every Woman Should Know About. by GeneralPula: 11:50pm On Nov 09, 2021
Vagina is suppose to be odourless..

Guys wey don date virgin girls can relate..
Politics › Re: 2023: Dokpesi Meets Lagos4Lagos APC Group In Lagos by GeneralPula: 8:51am On Nov 09, 2021
Ijawboy:
Attach some respect to the name of Jesus.
I didn’t disrespect him in my statement..

Abi im I suppose to say Brother Jesus or daddy Jesus?

Movie people do use Jesus Christ in sentences a lot, it’s a sentence, not an abuse..
Politics › Re: 2023: Dokpesi Meets Lagos4Lagos APC Group In Lagos by GeneralPula:
Penguin2:
Wait until Ambode is PDP candidate.
Ambode as a PDP candidate, they’ll still fail..

Make J. come do PDP candidate for lagos, nah still sorry case..

In a vice-versa, same goes for PH..
Crime › Re: Mkpulummiri: The Dangerous Drug Destroying South East Youth by GeneralPula:
Dagger111:
They call it ice in southwest.

Fellow Nairalanders, pls permit me to explain it further from where the OP stopped.

Ice (crystal methamphetamine) is a drug that stimulates the brain and nervous system, and is highly addictive. Dependence on ice means that you need the drug to help you go about your everyday activities. Ice is also known as crystal methamphetamine, crystal meth, glass, shards and puff.

How ice affects the body

There is no safe level of ice use. Any drug use is risky, and effects can vary from person to person and depend on factors such as:

Amount and strength of the dose.
Physical make-up and state of mind.
Response to the drug (for example, a first-time user may experience different effects to someone who has used it before).
Whether it has been mixed with other drugs.
How is ice used?
Ice is generally smoked or injected and the effects can be felt almost immediately. Depending on how it is used, effects usually start:

smoked (immediate)
injected (15 to 30 seconds)
snorted (3 to 5 minutes)
swallowed (15 to 20 minutes)
Although the effects of ice usually last up to 12 hours, sleep problems can occur for a few days after use.

Ice is highly addictive and can cause ‘ice psychosis’ in some people, which can result in unpredictable and violent behaviour.

Short-term effects of ice
Ice acts rapidly and produces effects such as:

enlarged pupils and dry mouth
excessive sweating
feelings of pleasure and confidence
teeth grinding
increased energy
increased sex drive (libido)
itching and scratching
rapid heart rate and breathing
reduced appetite
nosebleeds and damage to the nasal passage (from snorting).

Coming down’ from ice
‘Coming down’ from ice can take several days and effects include:

difficulty sleeping
exhaustion
feeling down or low
irritability
agitation
paranoia, hallucinations and confusion.
Using other drugs (such as benzodiazepines, cannabis and opioids) to cope with coming down from ice may lead to a cycle of dependence where someone becomes reliant on all the drugs they use.

Symptoms of ice overdose
Ice overdose may occur if you:

take a strong batch
use a large amount of ice
mix ice with other drugs – including over-the-counter and prescribed medications, alcohol, heroin.
A drug overdose is a medical emergency. You can still be in danger even if not all overdose symptoms are present.

Symptoms of ice overdose may include:

racing heart and chest pain
difficulty breathing
fits or uncontrolled jerking
agitation and confusion
severe headache
passing out or unconsciousness .
Ice overdose can lead to stroke, heart attack and death. Fast action could save someone’s life.
Isn’t that Banku?

If it’s Banku, it doesn’t last 12hours in the body oo. Infact it doesn’t last 1hour..

I so dislike the drug..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Avalanche Of Snow Collapses On Woman's Head In China (pics, Video) by GeneralPula: 9:14pm On Nov 08, 2021
This one go dey search for bad news everyday to post so as for him to be able to spiiit his usual religion jangbajantis..

Nonsense & Tiwa clitoris..
Travel › Re: Which Country Can One Relocate To With ₦3 Million? by GeneralPula: 11:17am On Nov 08, 2021
Don’t let people deceive you OP..

The only country that can be more easier for you is a country you’ve got somebody to look in the eye..

If you have no friend in any foreign country, you can try Mauritius..

Anything aside from that, you better be going to Cotonou..
Travel › Re: Which Country Can One Relocate To With ₦3 Million? by GeneralPula: 11:16am On Nov 08, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
This is not true please. No part of europe has extreme poverty and unemployment like Africa not even shitholes like Kosovo or Belarus.
Lol..

You need to stop deceiving yourself..

Europe countries are overrated, some Europe countries are good tho..
Politics › Re: South West Group Lobby Governors, Obas To Ask Tinubu Step Down For Osibanjo by GeneralPula: 5:20pm On Nov 07, 2021
Penguin2:
But tell yourself the truth...

Do you have the numbers?

It’s not even guaranteed that the whole of Southwest will vote will vote Osinbajo not to talk of Tinubu.

The Southwest are are already getting disenchanted with Tinubu’s overbearing attitude.

For Osinbajo, some school of thought in Yorubaland are already asking, “why always Ogun”?

From Shonekan to Abiola to Obasanjo and now Osinbajo. Why always Ogun? That alone might cost him some votes.

Now, outside the Southwest, where else would the votes come from? Northwest?

The big question is can Southwest and Northwest votes alone guarantee the presidency for the Southwest? No. This is even using the assumption that the Northwest will vote a Yoruba man over a northerner.

Let’s imagine Tambuwal who is from Sokoto in Northwest gets the ticket, do you think Northwest votes won’t be divided? No matter the loyalty for APC.

Now, imagine Atiku gets the ticket again, that means Northeast votes gone for PDP, North Central divided 70:30 in favor of PDP while Northwest where APC vice presidential candidate might come from might divided 70:30 in favor of APC.

Then we come down south: the entire SE/SS is sure to give bloc votes to PDP plus some Southwest dissidents.

Where are the numbers?


The winning numbers are always usually unknown until time reaches..
Politics › Re: Soludo Wins Awka South LGA, Awka With Landslide Victory. by GeneralPula: 8:02am On Nov 07, 2021
Amunaotutheory:
Just look at APC. I hope they don’t do the same Supreme Court rubbish they did in IMO state. APC can only win In owambe land.
No, they won’t..

They’ll use the Bayelsa style..
Sports › Re: Oshoala Scores Again As Barcelona Beat Eibar 3-0 by GeneralPula: 8:01am On Nov 07, 2021
RedEnergy:
72 goals in 92 games for Barca despite the racist coaches using her as a substitute in plenty games last 2 seasons. You can't stop what cannot be stopped. Oshoala is already a legend in global female football.
My only fear for her is that Barcelona is a racist club..

She may not gets all the deserved credibility. I fear they may do what they did to Eto’o to her..

Eto’o was on the verge of becoming a Barça legend, they didn’t want this so they sold him out... All cuz he was black..
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Thrills Fans At Sold-out Music Concert In New York by GeneralPula: 4:36pm On Nov 06, 2021
Nah New York hoes just plenty for there..
Travel › Re: The Most Beautiful Park In Lagos, Nigeria (pics, Video) by GeneralPula: 12:56pm On Nov 06, 2021
Lagos..

Empire State of mind..
Crime › Re: Gunmen Open Fire In Imo Community, Kill Three by GeneralPula:
Aufbauh:
Oh no.... Aufbauh sounds like an Islamic name to cavemen who sit at home on week days.

Have you heard of Aufbau principle before? You and your kind should stop exposing your ignorance on my moniker.
Now, you’ll understand why they’re called empty head..
Crime › Re: Gunmen Open Fire In Imo Community, Kill Three by GeneralPula: 8:18am On Nov 06, 2021
Dem sha wan finish indigenous piggzzz before Biafra gets ready..
Culture › Re: 13 Trending Nigerian Slangs And Their Meanings by GeneralPula: 1:26pm On Nov 05, 2021
Success77x:
Mtchew all this one na Ajebo slangs.

1. Bros eh, Senior man Oseh, original Epa, chairmolala, my head burn any how any how ooo, abeg make them sorry for me na.

Meaning: AM BROKE THEY SHOULD GIVE ME MONEY.

2. Come where you, no dey SHIJHUR ME ANYHOW O unless u want make kperelrel fall out

Meaning: don't talk to me anyhow if u don't want the beast in me to come out.

3. Okporkpite remember say this akada wen u fall in so na Accra o, cry your own cry if gbege burst out or kpesh don catch u well.

Meaning: fool remember you are a newbie in this school, u won't have anyone to call on when you finally go broke or hungry bcus is all man for himself.

Today na jumat so all mallam with him own kettle o.
Street coloqual is different from street slang..
Politics › Re: This Kumuyi Is Simply Different - Femi Adesina by GeneralPula: 1:24pm On Nov 05, 2021
I also noticed that..

He’s more reserved unlike *I’ll open the gate of hell crooner*
Crime › Re: Why Do Nigerians Hate Paying Their Debt? by GeneralPula: 8:20am On Nov 05, 2021
Because we always like to reap where we did not sow..

Some people may even believe it’s a miracle when you don’t pay back debt..
Romance › Re: Everybody commit INCEST Without Knowing It... by GeneralPula:
White people really brainwashed us a lot..
Romance › Re: Burna Boy, Mum Accused Of Extortion, Promoter Demands N28m Refund by GeneralPula: 6:53pm On Nov 04, 2021
Emmanuel Chinyere, I dey observe
Family › Re: I’m Pregnant With Twins And The Father Doesn’t Want Them. by GeneralPula: 4:46pm On Nov 04, 2021
nijaomegacode:
NEVER marry a woman you did not disvirgin. She's a curse to her children: born and unborn.
Lol..

This your comment dey make me laugh ehh

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