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My tongue is itching. Who should I stick it out to?

ikamefa:
    mbanu!  i go  swallow  this fish  whole , if you move any closer

Police eee! Police. . . (2x) - she's committing suicide o! The black (wo)man wey dey here, is committing suicide o (2x). Bright Chimezie. Do you know the song? 

ikamefa:
erhm! that one is for the wicked peeps oh!   me i dey run because i wan go one corner chop peppered fish

_{sits in one corner slurping on fish and  orange icicle}  "   "


life is good can't complain, but erhm i missed you small sha!

May I take a closer look at the fish? What species is it? The culinary excellence of the preparatory buffer also needs to be ascertained before you can safely enjoy the repast. Fortunately, I have all the necessary equipment and reagents and, in respect of your person, will do it for you gratis. Move the fish forward, please.

lauryn:
_{*rolls eyez and kisses teeth in utter disgust*}

and laughs devilishly

Who's doing what? That's not me, you know.

ikamefa:
i dey oh! how u dey?


_{for where? runs away as fast as possible}

"The wicked flees when no man pursueth. . . ."

eslynera:
faints to the ground. but as princess mukina enters the palace, king genial wakes up quickly from the floor.

Excellent, Esly! LOL

ikamefa:
sleep?

Just a code word for admiring contemplation. . . who can sleep when Ika is dancing?

nilla:
_{shares christmas gifts to Ika, JosBoy and Zulu}

   

ZuluNation:
*Zulu see Genial waving frantically, Zulu thinks Genial is very happy to see nilla*

Genial waves until hand begins to ache. Genial picks up shoes and slinks off thread.

_{Goonight, everyone.
Thanks Ika, and God bless you!}  

nilla:

<sub>waves back at Zulu

Comes back to the spot just because of Ika

does not even notice Genial's presence or pretense of a lack of presence</sub>

  Ok, baby. I'm awake now. _{*waves frantically*} Can you see me?

ikamefa:
_{* catches up to nilla and drags her in*}

this!

Lovely! Just like the Chinese girls at Beijing. . . they were really something. Held their audience (us) spell bound with their riveting performance.

_{*puts up his feet to watch. . . and falls asleep and off the chair*}

ikamefa:
dance ke? ok how about a belly dance? " "

Very nice. Just what I need.

Er. . . what's a belly dance?

ikamefa:
no! she is prolly busy! u have to ask uche her wife

_{don't worry even if she comes in now not a mood to fight tonight}

Ok then. Sing for me, will you? Or better still, dance.

ikamefa:
funny enough! am up to no mischief now ! am in a very mellow mood!

_{maybe because i have just eaten!}

Hmmm. . . which is more dangerous? Where's my dear Lauryn? Do you know, Ika?

ikamefa:
awwwwwww! maybe a likkle

LOL! Another clue! _{Glad to see you're happy today.} What mischief are you up to?

ikamefa:
ahhhh! @ G suga je comprend pas?

am good! and you?

Very fine, couldn't be finer, thank you! Have you missed me as much as I missed you today?

ikamefa:
qui les monde? " "

Ah, Ika darling. . . permettez-moi de vous presenter moi-meme, votre. . . 

How are you today?

Hey! Ou sont tout le monde?

nilla:
still waiting girl

meanwhile where did Genial run to

Still here, baby. I dey siddon look.

nilla:
Yellow pipulz

Hello, beautiful!

ikamefa:

Doesn't fit.

watever:
sowwie sowwie, don't cry because of Genial dear, he's MEAN!

              
                       
                   
                            
                                    
                                                             

bluenubian:
aww how sweet genial

bluenubian:
u want me to keep crying Genial, u devil

Quite the opposite. Your tears were washing away the calluses on my heart.

bluenubian:
why what have i done, i feel . ,

Keep doing that. It's working. 

watever:
@ Genial
wot? wetin i do you?

              
                  
                   
                       

bluenubian:
aight nairaland peeps, am bored, who wants to play with me?

No one plays with a blue oxyhydrogen flame.

Unless he's a welder, of course.  

watever:
hmmmmm

Where you dey hide before?

                
             
                 
                    

ikamefa:
lordy! " " go figure!

Figure 8?

Can anyone furnish me with the lyrics of the song "You and I" by Onyeka Onwenu?

Thank you, God bless you and have a good night.

Awww. . . thanks _{- belatedly}! Nice to see the grin without the inverted commas.

ikamefa:
nope " "

LOL. So you don't sway. Therefore you're a man. Correct?

Na wetin, Ika?

ikamefa:
cynical?  abeg whats the meaning of that? 

@ whaaaaever?  soon! my dear! soooooooooon 

do men sway? 

Cynical = cynical

Sway = To move rhythmically back and forth.

Do men sway? 

ikamefa:

What did you see - incredible hulk?

watever:
Genial, wot did i do to you?  
ika, i take it u'r leaving no clues today, rite?

She already did. She laughs inside quotation marks. Meaning = she's cynical.

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