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*knows Uche faints at the sight of the bill. Pours cold coffee on him and adds the price of the coffee to the bill* That'll be an extra £50. |
ikamefa:You don't want me to tell you about all the exciting things you do. . . do you? And keep rollling those eyes - it's either you have a fit of vertigo or you hypnotize me. |
Uche2nna:Ok. You want it, but you don't want it. You want it because you're sizing up another. You don't want it because. . . well, you're confused. Therefore you don't know what you want because what you want isn't exactly what you want and what you don't want is what you think you don't want, but you actually want. That'll be £500. |
Create the wings, simple! The problem is when your target is not a bird, a plane or a flying saucer - or indeed any known flying animal, and then you tell us that it flies without wings! ![]() What's with the squeal? Is your target a SOW? ![]() |
watever:Go back and read again. The elephant is called genial. I'm here if you have any questions. ikamefa:Been working like Christmas isn't next week. Not like it makes too much of a difference, though. I thought you were going to tell me something more exciting. |
Uche2nna:I think you don't know what you think you want. ![]() |
ikamefa:Fine, thanks! So what have you been up to lately? |
Uche2nna:What do you want? |
watever:Nope. It's my elephant. |
ikamefa:Ah, the mother of my sextuplets! How are you? |
Uche2nna:Divorce? Hmm. . . now let me think carefully. . . is that good or bad? |
Nope. Come to my palace. You'll find lots of people to play with. |
LOL. . . I hear you, Jammin. You dey quote bible? ![]() |
Seun:Fair enough. 1. My intention is not to bash your effort, but rather to contribute constructively towards your attempt to develop a good script. 2. Rewind: Your story is quite interesting, well-written and intriguing so far. 3. In my opinion, for the doctor to fall for the patient would be too predictable. From the story line, this is something you would expect to see in a Nollywood script or a children's play. It is immediately obvious who the giver and recipient of the attention are, respectively. One actually dares to hope for a different outcome than the expected man + woman = romance. 4. If the pigs must fly, at least you could try to make it believable. Pigs may fly in space and on the moon, but not on earth. Unless, of course, they are special pigs that have wings, etc. What I'm saying is, how probable is it that a successful young, attractive, female medical doctor will go weak at the knees from the attentions of an 18-year old male patient, as suggested in this story? After Patience leaves, Sisi, still smiling,So, for this particular pig to fly, it must have wings or be specially endowed to do so. Why should there be a romance between the two of them, and HOW can the doctor be so easily influenced by him - it's not as though she's never seen a man before, is it? Perhaps the latter instalments of the story will try to answer these questions. Regards, G. |
zPixel:If you predict right, the story is not worth reading, because that would be so improbable that it would take a world without gravity and flying pigs to make it happen. Seun:I see that pigs actually do fly. I stand corrected. |
Akolawole:£60/wk? That would be a very good bargain indeed. Try £80 - £150/wk, depending on where you live, of course. |
watever:Well then, she will answer. I go to find her now. Catch you later. I'm averse to inviting you for any drinks now, since the time you demeaned my person in the presence of many witnesses. Have a good night, and a bientot! eslynera:Hi Esly! I missed you too. I'm sorry to be leaving now, just as you're coming in, but there are matters of importance that I need to discuss with the princess right away. Are you coming to the palace later today? Ciao! |
Hmmm. . . 17 months. . . . It seems someone's lost the plot here. Are we talking about an elephant called Genial? |
If this is going to work, then a committee of unbiased members has to be selected to review the posts during a specified period of the year, specify the categories of awards and produce a shortlist of nominees for the awards. The nominees will then be presented to the house for voting - either by a selected "electoral college" or by the wider house. This is the best way. |
watever:lol I'm fine, watever. Does it also make you feel like shouting or crying for no reason? |
jammin:Awww. . . poor you. So what did you say? ![]() |
mukina2: damsol: nilla: mukina2: nilla: watever: mukina2: nilla: mukina2: *Wakes up and goes to look for the princess* |
jammin:Yes, bro. You don't want it in your eyes, believe me. I speak from painful experience - had to wear dark shades for a week. |
nilla:That is her own way of saying "I love you". *catch ya later!* |
jammin:Is that a battle cry? Or used when the hounds are let off the leash to chase the deer? ![]() |
Radiant:Oops! I apologise with all contrition, ma'am. Why didn't anyone warn me ? |
mukina2:Er. . . perhaps you might want to reconsider that, princess. We have business to discuss. |
Radiant:Ok, I'm willing to pay 100%. When are you coming to see me? |
Radiant:Yeah, rite. |
Damsal:Hey! This is quite confusing. I beg your pardon, ma'am, but I mistook your id for Dams[b]o[/b]l! Dams[b]o[/b]l, Dams[b]a[/b]l . . . ![]() @Thread No comment. |
[size=14pt]Happy birthday, Saintsam. Many more years to you![/size] |
I suspect that GJ was given the slot because he is seen as a consensus candidate - one who "has" the least interest in the position, and therefore would be more acceptable to the other pretenders to the throne who were overlooked. In my opinion, this has something to do with compensation of the SSGzone, but it is a compensation with a carrot attached. It may have more with the desire of the ruling "cabal" to perpetuate themselves in office than any desire to do what is best for the nation. GJ is not particularly known for being aggressive and disloyal, if you remember his role in the dethronement of his erstwhile boss, DSP. We see here an apparent compromise - the setting aside of the old brigade and the infusion of fresh blood into the system. But how fresh is this "fresh blood", and is it really blood? |
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The problem is when your target is not a bird, a plane or a flying saucer - or indeed any known flying animal, and then you tell us that it flies without wings! 
you're the one doing the thinking
hey Genial 


