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ikamefa:
nahhhhhhhhh! am goin to sit at home in front of my tv and vegetate!

What a waste! You mean, you have nothing better to do with the brains and the *** that had me panting after you at school? Shame!

Felt a little strange. . . actually came in a bit early and took a nap. I'm glad it's weekend. How about you? Feel like going anywhere?

Specific questions attract specific answers. Here I am. Right behind you.

Ask for me, and I will appear.

No one is constrained to respond to any charge on this thread. There are ways of expressing opinions without being abusive and disrespectful of persons.

Goodnight, mother of my sextuplets and my favourite school girl. A bientot!

ikamefa:
i know  

so refresh ma memory   so i can complete this puzzle once and for all

We're moving from the known to the unknown. This is what we know so far:

1. Ika has a big, black "ass".

2. Ika has a big pom pom.

3. Ika likes the lifestyle of artsy japanese geishas, but is too lazy to emulate them.

4. Ika does not have two missing front teeth.

5. Ika is cynical.

This is what we can deduce from what we know:

1. If Ika has a big, black "ass", then she must be a farmer.

2. If Ika has a big pom pom, then she must know how to play the tom tom very well.

3. If Ika likes the lifestyle of artsy japanese geishas, but is too lazy to emulate them, then she is not a geisha.

4. If Ika does not have two missing front teeth, then one of the following must be the case:
a. She has one missing front tooth
b. She has fewer than one, more than one but fewer than two, or more than two missing front teeth.
c. She has both front teeth, but no other teeth.
d. She has all her teeth complete, and a few more.
e. Some, all or none of the above.

5. If Ika is cynical, then she doesn't believe it when I tell her that she was my crush in secondary school. We know she is cynical, therefore she does not believe me. QED.

Things unknown:

Et ce tera, et ce tera.

ikamefa:
@ genial what did she do? ^{* rol eyes *} _{i think i know}

This is exactly why she was my favourite at school.

watever:
wot did i do?

_{*whispering* Another clue! The puzzle is falling together very nicely!}

ikamefa:
i aint scurred of being see as fat! in fact i have never been skinny in ma life  

well i guess more lard to ma ass then  

ikamefa:
i aint scurred of beeing see as fat! in fact i have never been skinny in ma life

well i guess more lard to ma ass then

You did it again, watever! Three happy cheers for my favourite schoolgirl! This calls for a celebration!

ikamefa:
huh?

Yes. A*.

ikamefa:
gotcha!  

. Exactly what I meant. You understand me so effortlessly.

ikamefa:
hum nice poem

Ika can crush cards carefully clustered  circularly.

ikamefa:
no dear you just got F9*( with asterisk ) (_{like @ L would say}) in that home work you did

Nope. I never get F9. I knew you liked the small, attractive ones not the size of two whole teeth. So I got one.

watever:
@ Ika
nuffin fun, just gonn sit here and do watever i wann do
u nko?
oh yeah, french fries aren't good for you

@ Genial
ok, am fine, thanx 4 asking
u?

watever's sitting werever waiting for whoever and watever's going to do watever watever wants to do. Watever!


I'm fine, thank you.

ikamefa:
7th what?

7th trip to Paris. I think the fog might affect your flight.

ikamefa:
see where you made a mistake! having 2 front teeth less would have zoomed- up your case, i mean you and a freshly panel- beated face with a gapping hole in your front teeth would have been it for me

Not so, sweetheart. I had you covered. I knew that you had a preference for guys like me - with a complete set of teeth. I always do my homework, you know.

watever:
who? me?

Yes, you.

ikamefa:
hum! that reminds me am hungry and am craving fresh fries    

Are you having the seventh?

watever:
Am good Ika, thanx 4 asking _{unlike some rude people}
No Genial, am not familiar wot them

So how is my favourite schoolgirl today?

ikamefa:
you are such a wuss what happened to speaking up and having your ass kicked real hard? the only thing you were gwaan loose is your 2 front teeth

Well, I could have spoken up, I suppose. But that was when I had this huge crush on you, remember? Having two front teeth less wasn't going to help my cause one bit, you see.

ikamefa:
T'sup @ watever how bodi?


genial something like?

Sweet potatoes.

watever:
yea, he's chillin on my profile  

Oh, really? And has no one told you you could be sued for that? Inhumane treatment of animals? Are you familiar with the RSPCA? Anti-catnapping laws?  

ikamefa:
who me? or @ watever

Hmm. . . not you. I have something better for you.

watever:
Hey Ika and Genial
how u doin?

Ah, Garfield watever! Have you seen Garfield?

OK, Garfield. It's alright now. You can come out of hiding.

Re: Ever Had A Strong Feeling For Someone But Didn't Say?

Well, there was this guy in my hostel in the secondary school. He was big and black, a brute and a bully. I really had this very strong feeling for him - I wished I could crush his small head in my hand. Alas, I didn't -couldn't- say so. He was twice my size, you see. . .

Uche2nna:
First thing we gotta do, shoot all the lawyers!!!!!

Is that an admission of guilt?

_{G'nite, Uche. Talk later!}

Uche2nna:
This shit is ridiculous. Cant I fire u in peace

I beg your pardon, sir! You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. In your own best interest, I would advise that you speak no further until your attorney arrives. The court can appoint one for you, if you like .

Uche2nna:
Both _{and u my dear is an expensive thinker. Mara of fact, u are fired}

And you, my dear, have a sub-poena to court for breach of contract. It will cost you £10,000 for an out-of-court settlement, and £200,000 in damages if you appear in court. Take your pick.

So who's in a coma - you or your lawyer?

Bye, Ika. Goodnight, watever.