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ikamefa:
your pet that cross- eyed puddy cat

it just ran past me !

LOL - never seen a talking cat before?

ikamefa:
pisssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttt!

_{did you see that?}

pssssssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttt




_{did I see what?}

ikamefa:
Shakes gini? how many times will i tell you i did not went to school?

simply saw you one whoisonline checking out this thread that is all

so how have you been?

Not hard to deduce at all. Is there any other way you could have known I was on the thread, apart from making a fortuitous guess?

I'm fine, thank you. Have been too. Missed you too, thank you.

Dying at your hands would be a good death _{(refer to shakespeare to understand).} Pray, tell me, Ika darling!

ikamefa:
genial bia!

Hehehe. . . Ika!!

_{How did you know?}

everyone.

How are you, princess?

watever, how is your twin sister?

Hi, T. rex! Kill anyone today?

Ladies and gentleman, I will proceed on daily leave until further notice. _{Talk to you when I'm not neck-deep in work!}

ikamefa:
you just wait!

Not likely. _*brb*

nilla:
ME

I didn;t do nothing. You did it all on your own

ikamefa:
@ muki

@ Genial i will retain my special Koboko for you!

I see. Tuesday evening special - Genial bashing time. Lauryn and Watever, how about you two? Any bashing for Genial?

mukina2:
hi L
hello ika
wts up watever
hey nilla

ignores some one

NILLA!!!      _{*Look what you've done!*}

lauryn:
oh no, don't waka off o, abeg come back . I'll leave instead. Bye pplz

ikamefa:
@L na where you dey go?  

erhm!  

How touching. _{*Dabs corners of eyes with handkerchief.*}

ikamefa:
ok lauryn i see am not wanted here

* _{walks off*}

Huh?     Where're you going to?

lauryn:
duh!!!

And. . . ?

ikamefa:
Goapele?    

Changed my mind. Better.

ikamefa:
he! he!

like this?

No, not like that. More like the picture on Ika's profile.

lauryn:
none that U know of

Do you know how cute you look when you smile?

watever:
can i not take the exam?

Please take the exam. Make me proud, watever.

lauryn:
I think U are high on some cheap med

I repeat, for the nth time, I have never been on mount Everest.

lauryn:
no kidding! U are sick guy

Nope. You must be mistaking me for someone else. An acquaintance of yours?

nilla:
sorry Genial, your question is incomplete. Your missing the option "none of the above"

f) LICKA = None of the Above.

Clearly doesn't fit.

lauryn:
hehe

Not an option.

Exam No. 1.
Instructions: Write clearly, concisely and in no less than the maximum number of pages in your answer booklet.
Time: 2 hrs.

Question: Which of the following options best describes the word "LICKA"?

a) LICKA = Lauryn Is a Completely different Kettle of Atutuboyoyo.

b) LICKA = Lauryn Is Completely Keen on Answers

c) LICKA = Lauryn Is Clearly Keeping Abreast.

d) LICKA = Lauryn and Ika are Crazy Killer Animals

e) LICKA = Lauryn and Ika are Caring, Kind and Astonishingly cute.

Note: Choose only one option. Any answer with more than one choice will be discounted. Best of luck.

lauryn:
Bad Memory!!

Bad? I have 80Gb hard disk and 2Tb backup. How can it be bad memory?

LICKA = hmmm. . . I forget. Can anyone remind me? Watever?  

nilla:
Girl i dey oh.
Once again Genial disappears when i come in _{looking to see if I've got leprosy}

_{*Genial returns. Watch out for part 2. To God be the Glory.*}  

Dear Reader,

Welcome to the website for all you very lucky people who have a gap or space between your two top front teeth (technically known as a midline diastema) and just love it.

Some say that is a condition that requires dental surgery and there are a lot of websites that quote boring medical studies or offer to fix the problem, some even quote it as an “unsightly appearance”, but none that I can find that give any reasons why you shouldn't just leave it alone and be happy as you are.

The aim of this website is to do just that and also to prove that many of the rumours about this trait are true. Please read some of the guest book entries and see the blogs section.

As far back as I can remember I have always had a gap and many dentists have asked me if I wanted it fixed, but I always said that I didn't and for no other reason than I liked it!

Over the years I've heard different stories and tales about this trait: A gap in your teeth is the sign of Venus - the goddess of love! I’ve been told. Being gap-toothed was regarded as a sign of a strongly-sexed nature in the Middle Ages as told in The Wife of Bath's Prologue and Tale from "The Canterbury Tales" by Geoffrey Chaucer. In some African tribes having a gap in your front teeth was a sign of wisdom and in France they call it "les dents du bonheur" (teeth of happiness)! There was even a film made by Les Blank in 1987 called Gap-Toothed Women, which explores different connotations of gap-teeth such as a beauty mark or as a sign of an amorous nature.

I've also heard that it's a sign of wealth, now, I don't know about that one! but, perhaps if we could ask some well known and not so well known gap-toothed celebrities they would agree. Click on the Celebrities link above right for names, pictures and biographies for all of them. I have also included my own "Gap Rating" system, where 1/10 = a tiny diastema, 3/10 - 6/10 = the average gap and 10/10 = the gap of a full tooth and more, fantastic!
 
There was an article Glamour Magazine's October 2005 issue titled:
What's Gorgeous Now: Imperfect Looks by Stephanie Huszar and it reads:
“In the age of plastic surgery and airbrushed everything, flawless features just make you look more like everyone else. Quit fantasizing about fixing your quirks, because what makes you different is what makes you beautiful.”
 
All I know is that I would never part with my gap!
Enjoy the site, all the best,
Tim Page, Founder, Luckygap.co.uk

http://www.luckygap.co.uk/


        to the gap!!

lauryn:
yea what she said!!

Who said what?

ikamefa:
is that chinese lang?

lauryn:
Ddddddiiid Iiiiiii Ssstttttuuuttttter?

_{*feels burning sensation on tongue. Pulls off bandage, and. . . halleluyah, praise the Lord! Tongue miraculously healed!!*}

                                             
                                              
                                                
                                          

_{*bandages tongue*}

lauryn:
, Good for U! Dats what your ass gets

Ggggggoogggdddpdd fffffffffff mmmmmremeee, huh?

ikamefa:
eeeyaaaa! pele! muki will soon be here

lauryn:
rotflaugh my friggin lil behind off

lauryn:
Ikamefa!!! , she suggested it!

ikamefa:
Lauryn! she is very good at it

It's no good being a hot potato. You just get thrown from hand to hand. 

_{*goes to scratch tongue on a tree  *}

ikamefa:
Lauryn sharaaaaaaaaaaap!

@ Genial better find a hard wood to scratch that tongue and stop sticking it out to us

Ok. Good idea. So who's doing the scratching?