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_princess!!

Care to translate? I'm sorry I cannot speak Portuguese.

Good going, milady.

Your smile gives another meaning to the word "radiance".

The very sight of your face is enough to chase away the shadows of night.

I hope you've been having a good holiday.

Missing you too, sweet Esly.

But his relief was short-lived. One look at the bedside told him all he needed to know. The dull ache flooded back into his heart - a feeling so familiar that he had gradually come to learn how to live with it. This was no dream. In this very day he would know the truth. . .

FOIL

ginababy:
come in to my world and get spoil


fassons come and go

Didn't know you could write in French as well.

ginababy:
compromise

After several minutes of wrangling, we were able to reach a compromise.

I will not allow you to compromise me. What do you think my wife would say if she found me here at this time?

Mission

He tip-toed to the door and looked through the fish-eye lens. He saw no-one. There was a rustle behind him in the room. He turned back to the room and saw. . . nothing. More silence. The only sound he could hear now was the loud cacophony of his beating heart, beating so hard it threatened to rupture his diaphragm.

He could sense a presence in the room. . .

HIDE

His name is Innocent, and he's guilty.

She's always got this innocent look about her, but we know better, don't we?

Crash

Grrr. . . !

iice:
Quick! pass me something to stop the flow of this water

The game suddently came to a stop

Tense

The atmosphere was tense, I could tell, even though I was looking through a plexiglass window.

Hey! Tense the string some more - you'll never get a good sound that way.

Note

No, I didn't sign it. . . stop! What do you think you're doing?!

Your brother's in a mess - he ran the stop sign at the intersection and is having a little chat with the police.

Smart

Seun:
Actually, Genial is the one who doesn't have a point. If third class graduates as well as first class graduates can succeed, the point is that third class graduates should not be written off as failures. That point is quite clear.

I hate to say proverbs and have to interpret them as well.

Chxta:
You just made his point.

Touche.

I'm not content with just looking; I want to touch!!

Er. . . what's the content of the love letter?

Check

Her reply was quick and barbed, "I never offered it."

Beware of D'Artagnan. The lad has a quick sword and an even quicker temper.

Slow

I asked you a question, iice. Can your sentences not accommodate the answer?

The doctors said the problem had something to do with the eyes not being able to accommodate normally.

Sue

dolarpo:
he is fun of flirting with ladies.

he just about catching his fun.


dear.

Try fond.

EmemJU:
Phones are so dear now.
Listen to me, my dear.

Paper

Would you like some paper?

He sand-papered her body with his scaly skin.

Interest

If looks could kill, I would've been dead.

It looks like you're all over the forum games, iice.

SMASHING

Six Sigma:
All of you first class and 2.1 should go and sit down somewhere. We the drop-outs (Bill Gates), third class (Gani Fawehinmi) and pass graduates rule all the time. We are the best. We are more intelligent and have better skills than you first class and 2.1 guys.

Go to anywhere all over the world (Canada, US, Japan, Britain etc), nobody wants to employ first class or 2.1 graduates anymore because they have no skills. The only skill they have is buying their way through the university while we the third class and pass graduates study hard and that is why we graduated with pass and third class.

The company I work for, here in Canada, does not employ anybody with grade better than third class because drop-outs and people with third class grades and below are the best. In fact, we the management team (all drop outs and pass graduates from NIGERIA) are looking at changing our requirements to employ only drop outs that are Bill Gates of tomorrow to come and help bring our company to grater heights.

Davidylan, I am surprised that you were able to get into a PhD program with a first class. Count yourself very lucky because no school anywhere in the world (Canada, US, Nigeria etc) will admit first class and 2.1 graduates into postgraduates programs henceforth. All postgraduate students must be a drop-out or have a pass or third class from NIGERIAN UNIVERSITIES ONLY.

Oh, I love all of us drop-outs, third class and pass graduates. Keep the flag flying. We rule the world.

A lesson in effective sarcasm, if I ever saw one.

Radiant:
Oh my days!!! what kind of people do we have here? Mr drop out, there's no way on this planet you can compare my post with yours. I was only saying that I wish the interviews along with the right credentials will be a genuine standard for employers. We all know the Nigerian system so it's no news. I'm disappointed by the system and didn't understand why someone will be killing himself over the UBA manager or whoever having a 3rd class. In essence, incase you still don't understand me, I'm saying they should spare Elumelu.I am not promoting mediocrity in anyway, just sad the way our system functions. Besides i didn't go beyond the borders of Nigeria. You went ahead to state this [b]Go to anywhere all over the world (Canada, US, Japan, Britain etc), nobody wants to employ first class or 2.1 graduates anymore because they have no skills. The only skill they have is buying their way through the university while we the third class and pass graduates study hard and that is why we graduated with pass and third class.

The company I work for, here in Canada, does not employ anybody with grade better than third class because drop-outs and people with third class grades and below are the best. In fact, we the management team (all drop outs and pass graduates from NIGERIA) are looking at changing our requirements to employ only drop outs that are Bill Gates of tomorrow to come and help bring our company to grater heights.

Davidylan, I am surprised that you were able to get into a PhD program with a first class. Count yourself very lucky because no school anywhere in the world (Canada, US, Nigeria etc) will admit first class and 2.1 graduates into postgraduates programs henceforth. All postgraduate students must be a drop-out or have a pass or third class from NIGERIAN UNIVERSITIES ONLY. [/b] Oh, I love all of us drop-outs, third class and pass graduates. Keep the flag flying. We rule the world
How could you open your mouth to make such shameful and irresponsible statements. Just go over it again and tell me if you can't find where to bury your brain you are promoting dropoutism (whatever that means) in and out of Nigeria and you tell me you rule the world? Bet your canadian Visa sef is Oluwole. I repeat, you a waste to this world Your company should be wrapped in a bin bag and thrown into the pit of hell.

Dear Radiant,

Please don't keep being so serious that you don't know when your leg is being pulled. It could help prevent ulcers, you know.

@ Topic,

What has the fact (if indeed it is one) that Tony Elumelu graduated with a third class got to do with anything? Did you know that Albert Einstein was told when he was in high school that he was dumb? Or perhaps you know that Andriy Shevchenko was left out of the football team of his choice during his earlier years for not being good enough at football?

Does that affect the fact that Festus Odimegwu graduated with a first class, Mozart was a child prodigy who wrote his first symphony at 6 - and remained a prodigy till his death? Or that Condoleeza Rice has consistently excelled in every area of endeavour, culminating in her appointment as a US secretary of state?

What is your point exactly?

YIMISGONTS = MISOGYNIST

IPNSRSEIMO

Here we go again. LOL!

NUPDOYSEM = PSEUDONYM

ERSECIGAL

TABIFRACE = FABRICATE

ORMYANCI

EIDLOAVT = VIOLATED

DMALEI

No clue?

It's a roundabout one. _{I'm not about to give you an easy ride!}

Think about something common with dogs.

_*Brb*

Perhaps we should include clues to a limited extent? It may make the game more interesting and discourage cheating.

_{*stepping out for a while. Good job starting this thread, Douzy.*}

Why doesn't this stuff allow me post in capitals?

Never mind. I cracked it.

RDIOFRUOOES

HOLPAXRYISP = PROPHYLAXIS

Douzy:
RDBLEOAE = ERODABLE

*Ignoring 2fine4u*
HOLPAXRYISP

I actually had something else in mind.

You're correct with the modified word.

But that's not the word I posted originally.

Genial:
I'm having difficulties accessing this site.

RDABLEOAE

I'm having difficulties accessing this site.

RDABLEOAE

binlugimanea = unimaginable