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Blockus: OP!!

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

One day, take her by surprise, looosen your belt and whip her like a child that she is. And when you are done, give her an ultimatum; Return to factory default setting or move out.

Dont let any pastor become the head of your family. If your biitch isnt acting right, whip her or cut the biitch off.

And its okay if you cheat now, God would understand. If Virgin Mary looked like that, she would not had been God's babymama.

Walahi! Bomb dey ya head.............. Waris dis

Am hooked

bustyhelen: peter Okoye should b removed from there and replaced with Davido.

hahahahahahaha


BTW lynxxx can get ladies wetttt

Wahhhhhhhhhh No talk am again oo

Any job employment dat says u shuld send ur details via SMS n u immediately get an interview date is 90% Fake or Marketing slavery or is abt Payment for stupid training/processing (Fraud)

eduson33: use gwogwolise or otapiapia..

or try out some recipes like bread and sugar cane;moi moi and coffee or beans and pepper soup..

my one cent

have a nice day as you await the right advice

Ahan! U wan kill persin

rubi96: please help me interpret my dream. been dreaming about it for some time.
the first one is about a woman rubbing charcoal on my face in what looked like a beauty contest, i couldn't resist until my uncle commanded her to stop.
the second was in what looked like my wedding, and people were fighting, don't know them but i ended up crying and crying out in the physical.
the lastly, dreamed that a lady was sitting on my chest while i was sleeping and was rubbing some thing over my eyes until this uncle of mine came again and shouted at her and she smiled and said ok we shall see. when i remember them, my mind is never at rest. Thank you as you help.

My dear, u really av to be prayful. Wat i can understand is dat sum1 is trying to project u in a very negative way or wear an evil veil ση u. Dese dreams r attacks n shuld not be taken lightly, wear D armour of Prayers ♌ read Ūя̲̅ Psalms always. Ur uncle dat always intervenes is like God helping out of bad situations but u also av to help urself too. Call upon D name of Jesus wenever u nid help. May God continue guide ♌ protect u.

Wen i was in secondary skul n my early days in d university i used to sorta be an "Opposite dreamer". Wat i mean by "sorta" is dat wen narrate D dream to any1, it comes true in D Opposite way; but if i dnt narrate D dream, it comes true as i dreamt of it.

Buh as i grew n increased spiritually it became more direct n sumtyms i dnt remember wat i dream. So anytym i av a disturbing dream or i dream abt sum1 i avnt tot of in a very long tym, den it always mean sumtin n over D years av also known how to interprete my dreams (not all doh)

Sharing a personal experience of last year: Btw September ♌ October, i ad 2 disturbing dreams.
1st was dat i dreamt dat pple were running towards a bridge so i joined dem to knw wat was happening, ση getting dere i saw Men fishing people dat drowned/drowning wit nets in a lake. D sight was very disturbing n wen i woke up, i was really sad. I prayed abt it buh my spirit told me to pray against any Natural disaster in Nigeria (esp water related) wich i did together wit my family cus i told dem abt it.
2nd was dat i dreamt abt 1 of my cousins. Twas b4 a church programme n i met him outside wit his children excluding his wife, wen i asked him of his wife he started crying dat he neva wanted such to happen, buh his wife left him. Wen i woke up i felt disturbed n i prayed abt it ♌ also told ♏y dad. I even told my dad to call dem n ask abt Deir welfare. Buh he didn't

D manifestations: Sum weeks later, i read in a news dat a boat of abt 140passengers frm Niger to Lagos capsized. I was really shocked n scared cus instantly i remembered D dream. D following week anoda boat capsized (am sure sum of u heard D News).
D next month, my cousin called my dad to tell him dat he was goin to send his wife packing frm his house, dat he cudnt stand his wife anymore. I even had to follow my dad to settle D case but it all ended in deaf ears.
But thank God, dey r managing eachoda for D children's sake

25 - Female - Graduate - 286E003C

Am proudly Pisces Feb 28th... Totally l♥ve evrytin abt ♏y month ♌ am frm Edo state

Edo state - TRANSFORMED compared to D past bad stealing governance. Urrrgghh! Dose idiots recked D state. So Oshio baba try 6/10

lorretta u: Ok. Which page is ur pic on. Lemme see before I forgive u

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lorretta u: My thread is funny
Does this look like the jokes section

You've offended the gods. You'll appease the gods of the land with 4 pictures.

1. Natural pic
2.Make up pic
3.Frontside pic
4.Backside pic

And a white fowl with a bad of cowries

Ahan nah u wan kill pesin niiiiii. Oga Madam No vex, ¶ just D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ laff cus of pple comment. ¶ don drop 2 pichures b4 Ooº°˚ ˚°

Lolzzzzzzz! Such a funny thread

Hope ¶ qualify small!