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Are you a Man or Woman?

It has been confirmed a while ago that the MAN had passed out early hours of today.Good bye to a good MAN

sanchris: Responsibilities:
* Prepare profit and loss statements and
monthly closing and cost accounting
reports.
* Compile and analyse financial
information to prepare entries to
accounts, such as general ledger accounts
and document business transactions.
* Analyse and review budgets and
expenditures.
* Monitor and review accounting and
related system reports for accuracy and
completeness.
* Prepare and review budget, revenue,
expense, payroll entries, invoices and
other accounting documents.
* Analyse revenue and expenditure trends
and recommend appropriate budget
levels and ensure expenditure control.
* Explain billing invoices and accounting
policies to clients.
* Recommend, develop and
maintain financial databases, computer
software systems and manual filing
systems.
* Interact with internal and external
auditors in completing audits.
* Under the supervision of the Senior
Financial Accountant, manage the
production of Annual and Quarterly
reports and Accounts and the associated
supporting evidence and reconciliation.
* Working with the Senior Financial
Accountant and others to ensure the
company receives a clean audit report.
* Ensure that all transactions comply with
appropriate VAT regulations and
submitting the VAT return on behalf of
the company.
* Production of a statutory based set of
management accounts, including balance
sheet on a monthly basis to prepare
monthly management accounts.
* Ensure that key financial processes are
properly documented and updated and
reviewed regularly with a view to
achieving improvements and
efficiencies.
* In conjunction with the Senior Financial
Accountant, shall be responsible for
managing and controlling the Chart of
Accounts.
* Produce, as required, any adhoc reports
required by the Senior Financial
Accountant and/or Executive
Management.
* Other duties as may be assigned by the
Senior Financial Accountant and
Executive Management.

Qualifications and Requirements:
OND certificate only
One year experience
Proficient use of excel
Must be staying in Ibadan

Candidate with ND only should send CV to busheghr@gmail.com before 30th July, 2013

You should have written Account Clerk instead of Accountant,an OND holder is not an Accountant please.

israel007: Thank God. She's heard, seen, felt thought and done everything and God's grace made her realise everything is vanity upon vanity.

The only sure thing is God!

And that is why she is dressing in that manner,wearing a man's cloth and leaving her hair unclad,truly God's grace made her realize everything is vanity upon vanity.

sayso: What is he going to feed them with?
1. Rice, fried/jellof/white/baked
2. Sliced cake with honey on top,strewberry by the side
3. Boiled Meat/dried meat/mashed meat with onions on top
4. Goat meat with option to slice out as you want
5. Fufu/Garri/Amala etc
6. Egusi/Tuwo/Edikaikon/Vegetable and Okoro etc
7. Red and White table wine
8. Fruits slice in different shapes
9. Different small pots of pepper soap
10.Fried and cooked snail meat
11.Salad made with eggs slices on-top.

Then you will see a gloomy face of the Dame trying to count the number of Governors in attendance,at least the N1.5Billion food budget is still acrtive.

While an average Nigerian lives in abject poverty,too bad for a complacent and irresponssive Govt.

barcanista: After 2015, What happened to Atiku shall be revisited on Amaechi. In fact Amaechi's case will be worse than Ibori. No be Nigeria again? na so Atiku ginger, tear mouth, with all him bandwagon governors, OBJ Humble ALL of them including Adamawa Then Governor Boni Aruna. TODAY where are they? Same lot awaits Amaechi and Co

So where is OBJ today? he is confined to the alter

A house girl is needed to assist in domestic functions around Alapere area of Lagos and she should be a Yoruba girl.

If interested,Please call:07091044534,or send Email to:bodeassemblage@yahoo.com

Hello House, Please does anyone know if they open for Business at the above named Hospital during weekends especially Saturdays. I was referred from a General hospital for an Eye test and my Boss(Oga at the top)has refused to grant me permission to visit during the business days, so please can I go on Saturday? The one at bonny camp.
Thanks.

maasoap: Power generation can not improve in Nigeria unless we stop extortion and exploitation currently going on with the crude billing system introduced by Barth Nnaji. This crude billing method rewards govt and private investors (Nnaji inclusive) for generating zero power with fixed charge of #500 monthly. This monthly revenue is enough for any investors that generate close-to-nothing MW. Instead of letting these crooks who called themselves investors rewarding themselves for generating nothing, why not directly attach their revenue to what MW they generate, supply and consume by consumers using proportional increase in per unit charge. As against the current arrangement put in place by Nnaji to reward himself and his cronies in the power sector.

Bravo! you are too much

awodman: I suspect Sabotage...pls govt should step up and secure its power facilities..the "Enemies" of this govt will stop @ notin to discredit it..

You are the number 1 enemy of this Govt. because you have deliberately,ignorantly or mischievously misrepresented the truth from your comments which is capable of misleading the Govt. on the way forward.for your information,we are paying for power that we never consumed,too bad for a Nation ,too bad for a Govt.and too bad for a complacent citizenry

[quote author=IGBO-SON]^^^The security agencies should check the home of this guy quoted above for pipe cutting tools![/quote]You are a fool ,the guy was saying the bitter truth,either you like it or not ,we are into this mess together,hardship,but suffering and smiling.WISE UP and stop following bad leaders at your own discomfort,when quality of life like other nations should be your birth right as a citizen and a human being.

Hello House,Please does anyone know if they open for Business at the above named Hospital during weekends especially Saturdays.I was referred from a General hospital for an Eye test and my Boss(Oga at the top)has refused to grant me permission to visit during the business days,so please can I go on Saturday?the one at Bonny camp.
Thanks.

Hello House,please i need someone to put me through installing an indicator which i downloaded for use.
I will appreciate any assistance on this to enable me to start using it.
Thanks

Hello House,please i need someone to put me through installing an indicator which i downloaded for use.
I will appreciate any assistance on this to enable me to start using it.
Thanks

Yes! you made a lot of sense here,nice idea

honey86: Why don't you go to the doctor, the thing on your brother's mouth might not be thrush afterall. As for the baby, it appears she had congenital cataract, she needs urgent medical attention as well so her sight can be corrected. I have encountered a number of cases like that at the clinic and it is treatable. Leaving it for longer might lead to amblyopia, that is the brain will stop communicating with the eye.

Thank You very much for this educative information,we shall commence hospital action on her immediately,in fact she is my 1st child and very dear to me.Once again,thank you and God bless.

Doctors in the house, please my Brother has been battling with whitish patches on his tongue for almost 15years now without any success, he had used Nystatin but with a very minimal relieve. So he is now in a confused state as to what to do. Please advise.Also,their is someone very close to me whom we have just noticed that the black spot on the eyeball of 1 eye was gradually turning white right from age 1,but we didn’t take it serious then because it was only in the dark you could notice it then and very slightly too, but recently, as she approaches age 3 now, the spot is now getting wider and more conspicuous even in the day and we also discovered that she cannot see properly with the affected eye (right eye)and we are getting worried. Please what can we do?
Thanks

mankand: Goons Goons Goons.

You think you will excel?

No way, it is just for a short while, maybe not in my generation, but soon.

That is KARMA for you

You father and other bunch of racoons have taken the destiny of this nation for granted just to make you somebody and you think you will be the somebody?

Hell no.

I LOVE KARMA

because you cannot hide from it.

Just mark my word

Why not to excel?,her parents have done the nation proud,Tinubu served Lagosians helplessly,and Oluremi is also serving her fatherland,and they contributed to the Nation's growth and development better than anyone including your complacent and commoner father.
So why are you envious of the young brilliant Lad,she will definitely succeed in life either you like it or not.

maasoap: Because they were on another Baga massacar. Or, how do you explain 93 armed police, SSS and Civil defence corps in eleven trucks trying to arrest a single leader?

Yes! I agree with you,it was intended to be another political mass elimination and suppression of the weak and the oppressed class of the society,just like we had in BAGGA,ODI and others,where innocent civilians were carelessly and recklessly massacred using law enforcement agents to settles political scores without recourse to human feelings or conscience.
But unfortunately for them,these people refused to be complacent and they joined forces to defend themselves and protect their existences,by letting the oppressed know that we all have right to life ,hence the hunter eventually became the hunted.
Next time ,the the law enforcement agents would be wiser and they will not allow themselves to be used for selfish political issues.

Dyt: Yels
Exactedly
Dats is it is

Watch your time bomb English,or are you a Boko H.......?

Dyt: Yels
Exactedly
Dats is it is

What your time bomb English,or are a Boko H.......?

PointB: In January 1966, some bunch of over-zealous, albeit naive officers of the Nigeria army took it upon themselves to cleanse Nigeria from corrupt politician. They plotted, and executed an unsuccessful military coup. Stories, and books have been written about them, I shall not attempt to revisit such especially since these folks are late (at least most of them.)

I am interested in the role a certain Mohammadu Buhari played in the July counter-coup. According to Nowa Omoruwa's account:

Planning:

Execution:





I know some will argue here that Mohammadu Buhari simply killed fellow soldiers. But does that make it right?

The Igbo Soldiers were over ambitious and they got what they bargained for.so nobody should blame anyone for the fate that befell overzealous muteneers. Yoruba Leaders was killed,Hausa Leaders was killed and South/South leaders was killed,HOW MANY IGBO LEADER KILLED? they betrayed their colleagues,dont aks me how? go back to HISTORY.

Please House,IFS limited invited me for an Interview @ Gbagada and I want to confirm if it is really worth honoring?
Thanks

Why Men to Men of a thing? If it is the Asssss hole their preference,shebi our Women got plenty of it too,in fact with a better succulency compared to their Muscular bearded male counterpart. Honestly Gay-ism is evil and affection for people of same sex is unGodly and beyond sane comprehension.

Either anybody likes it or not! Tinubu Fashola are performers,sentiment apart,if we can have the two at the helms of National affairs,then Nigerians would be happier for it.Because we will not remain in this mess

samcro: Q d

Well! the Qur'an has spoken,the Imams have spoken and Alfas have equally spoken,the deaf would continue to ignore the message,just like the mischievous would continue to deny the truth.
But one thing is certain,DEATH and JUDGEMENT DAY,ALLAH will bear them witness that,they have warned you,they have guided you,but you chose to ignore the truth and you secured yourself a free ticket to HELL. Continue to twist HIS message,continue to misrepresent HIS words,one day ,you will stand before your creator all alone to give accounts of your stewardship,all ALONE
Alhamdullilah,I am a MUSLIM

taharqa: They enlightened you. Only that you weren't listening. You probably were too busy Complaining that you missed the Enlightenment. Not their fault, you know.

Ode! Mumu!! Eewu!!!,''enlighten'' indeed,I beg shut your stinking mouth and lets have serious minded people at helms of POWER affairs ,enough of this black-out and lets move forward

If the Oba is presented with the same opportunity again,I'm sure he would not opt for the same attire this time.

PortHarcourtBoy: I hope dem fumigate this Oba with enuuuuf insecticides and pesticides before e see the Queen? The guy just be like mobile sanctuary for rodents and insects...

Farmer fit kukuma position the Oba for corn field as scare-crow...no bird go near

I cant stop to laugh my eyes out