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safarigirl:
LOL

Na you dey make am deeper than it is, I've been offline mostly since last week, because I'm working.

Na the two to three comments wey I dey drop for here for afternoon make you dey reason say I no dey dey offline?

I'm not talking about the frequency of your coming here, i just think more Interactions with human life offline will help erase the possibility of seeing ghosts in people. I work from home as well, which is why i made my initial comment. It's good to know you're okay though.

HolyPussy:
Are you trying to say that a pussy cannot be holy?

Have you forgotten that your body is the temple of God and it must be kept holy?

Nah Bro, i'm not even going to indulge this with an argument. You're either very brave or very degenerate.

HolyPussy:
I get the same feeling too.

It's even worse when the ghosts think they are the likely undisputed champions.

Am i the only one here that notices the rather unholy oxymoron that is your moniker? It's on the same level with someone calling themselves 'VirginProstitute' or 'ObedientBuharist" !

safarigirl:
There is just something really weird about watching evicted housemates still in the house with those who aren't evicted.

I find it very odd, like watching ghosts interact with the living.

At this point i strongly suggest (no, not suggest , i BEG) that you try to hangout with friends offline this week and just chill. Even in cruise mode, thoughts like the one you expressed her are a little bit too ominous to be taken light-heartedly. Why should stuff like that just jump at you?

Why didn't you see them as just guests in a hotel room still ordering room service when unknown to them, their paid lodging period has expired, making them squatters or unlawful occupiers rather than guests? Not everything is an " I see dead people " scene reenactment biko.

Sweetpink:
Phyna’s from the streets but she’s more homely than Bella who thinks she’s a princess!
Phyna can cook.
Phyna can take care of her man.
She knows when to talk and when to shut up.
She doesn’t talk to people anyhow except when provoked.
Can Bella boil water?
Can Bella keep a home?
Can she even live with a man?
She talks anyhow and doesn’t know when to shut up!
Abeg!!!
Phyna’s no saint but she’ll make the best out of any man she’s dating!

Exactly! This is the reason why Groovy is with Phyna! Chomzy and Beauty feel entitled to dating a guy like Groovy because they're attractive girls who are actual pageant queens. For such girls, any little they do for you as their guy is a recorded favour, whether they make noodles for you, fold your clothes for you, or buy you singlet and boxers as your Valentine's day gifts.

Ilebaye and Amaka themselves are kids and would have been unable to offer Groovy anything other than sex, Amaka still doesn't even know how to properly dispose of her used sanitary items, Groovy would have been the one taking care of them!

Phyna knows that Groovy is a major catch for her and flatters him with care like he has paid her Bride price. She cooks for him in a way that's almost crazy, never talks back at him, and will gladly suck out his brains on live TV if he ever asks for it.

She gives him PEACE & RESPECT, 2 words that seem to deeply annoy Bella and Sheggz. It's why Groovy very sensibly stuck with her while not staining either of their whites by having sex on live TV. I've learned that as a man , if she's neat, she respects you and makes sure your belly is always full and your balls are always empty, PLEASE KEEP HER!

If this wasn't BBNaija, Sheggz would have since hit Bella and the silly girl would have hidden it from 3rd parties. Sheggz shouldn't have questioned Groovy's dating choice in public sha, considering his experience in calling out "major violations"(in his voice! )

Please, i've not been able to follow up on the show today. What happened?

Froshloaded:
Multichoice is going for a break

BB Africa would be a TERRIBLE idea

HajiaNotu:
Ha ha ha

See boda wey Mumu

I won't take you serious again, I can see the level of ya intellect!!!!

Swerve to the blazes
Done with ya

It's 'broda', not "boda".Even in Pidgin, the most liberal language ever, you managed to pull a gbagaun. Are you this utterly useless as a troll? You see why you should aim beyond painful Anal sex from Alhajis and the Sosorobia native perfume gifts they give you?

Learn to type coherently instead flaunting your VVF-ridden body odour because you want me to notice you.

Ambber:
please someone enlighten me on Bella's Daddy issue. I did not watch the Dano task. Is her father being late the Daddy issue?

Daddy issues seem to be a recurring decimal with female BBNaija housemates..... Tboss....Bisola......Ifu Enada.....Avala......Mercy.....Tacha.....Erica.... Nengi.......Chichi....... Doyin.......... and now Bella. Ironically, Cee-Cee and Maria have or had very healthy relationships with their dads. Infact Cee-Cee is the way she is because she holds guys to the standards set by her Daddy which are quite unrealistic.

The guys tend to hide theirs better(with underlying seething anger though).....TTT....... Frodd.........Neo.........Whitemoney............Hermes.........Giddyfia......Adekunle........ Eloswag. Again, ironically, Sheggz has a very healthy relationship with his Dad.

Dotun is giving cultist vibes for some reason.

damiviolet:
I will continue to say this unapologetically........phyna and chichi are in no way better than bella character wise

Not really. Chi-Chi stays clear people she knows she has offended. She also doesn't know how to keep malice, Diana will most likely get her outside the house, Adekunle refused to eat food she cooked, preferring to starve in the process (that was kinda cold-hearted and touched Chi-Chi a bit).

For Phyna, it's either her experience with Edo guys or home-training , she seems to have a particular respect for guys (she actually controlled herself with Sheggz and never exchanged words with Eloswag or Groovy). Unlike Bella, Phyna is hyper-emotional and can cry at any minute. To be very honest, her crying during the Close-up task obviously bothered Sheggz a bit ( maybe because he was raised mainly by a woman).

Bella is simply silly, ill-mannered, and block-headed with a shallow comprehension level and a deep sense of entitlement. The only way to melt her is to treat her like a pet and a little sister (a reflection of her Daddy issues which once again Chris has been compensating for) , which is why she clicked with Giddyfia. She would have flourished in previous BBNaija seasons under the wings of older guys like Seyi, Whitemoney, Pere, Omashola, Jeff, Mike or Frodd. Whitemoney clearly indulged Nini while Pere actually started offering Saskay treats and petting her just because he was forced to nominate her for evictions!

Giel:
Biggest Bella

Dancing and showing off that body

Let me catch you at a restaurant asking the server to pick the biggest meat or fish piece for you since you've already shown yourself to be a lover of lean things.

Chi-Chi for Allysyn

Nozino:
Fans of Kabiyesi dragging with fans of the pink haired Lilly levered homosexual is paining me.

How can any reasonable person put Kabiyesi and the long good for nothing sissy in the same sentence?

You obviously wouldn't be this bitter if you looked anything like Groovy. Even Nature seems to have a beef with ugly people o!

Aguwanyi:
Pls am lost..
Did Chris discuss anything with Ebuka..

No, i am just suspecting that he did.

Threebear:
The Chris I know won't utter any word Sha...he respects Himself to the max.
He'll never use his sister to chase cheap clout .

Chris is a solid guy, i don't know what he did to deserve sisters like Sandra and Bella. But then again, we don't choose our families and we hold them to different standards.

Chris doesn't need clout from bloated trust-fund babies like Sheggz. The only thing he might want is his availability for a beatdown which Sheggz badly needs.

Bella won't be the first person to embarrass her famous siblings sha. I remember Venita trying to deal with trolls when her younger brother was washing Vee's underwear on live TV.

That was too embarrassing for even Ebuka to bring up at their reunion!

It's now i understand what Sheggz is about. He planned from the start to alienate stupid Bella from the house and then dominate her. I seriously feel Ebuka grilling her yesterday must have been due to a request from Chris. The girl is in a deep mess.

Bella was done for the day Sheggz effectively cut off her only true friend in the house that could have spoken sense to her - Giddyfia, and replaced him with someone he regarded as not a threat - Chomzy. Even the guys are feeling a type of way about the ship, but why bother when the girl is an ill-mannered & entitled uncouth minotaur with a delusion of grandeur like Bella?

I sha have little sisters so i can feel what Chris must be feeling - a sense of deep anger and boiling outrage.

FIGARO00:
Likeeeeeee!

This is mind fuccking, especially to the real housemates when they merge them again.

Wait.
Does it mean that they can partake in tasks when merged?

Hei, big brother didn't think this thing through ooo.

In a bid for twist, he shot himself, the real housemates, the voters, in fact he shot everybody.

I don't even know. They might be finally evicted on Sunday. They might be brought back into the house. They can even bring in fake housemates one more time! These guys are trying hard to mess up what has been an impressive season so far!

Amya:
Rest. The more the merrier. I hate evictions. I love everyone.

Don't tell me to "rest" , i'm not a lunatic. That word deeply irritates me for some reason the way Nigerians use it. If you're all for a kumbaya-fest why not wait for the show to end and host all the ex-housemates afterward?

Why all this playing around in a time-bound game with just ONE winner? BBNaija should kukuma jump out with his bus conductor voice and do the voting for us with our phones na! This is what childish over-cacu can cause in a production and creative team!

This makes no sense.

People were legitimately voted out.

With utter disregard to the wishes of viewers, you're KEEPING the evicted housemates in the show under the guise of ANOTHER level from where they can even engage in nominations and sponsored tasks.

Later, it seems likely you're planning to bring these ex-housemates BACK INTO the house they were voted out from OR to finally evict them on September 18.......TO WHAT END?!!!!! To prove unpredictability?!!!

BIG BROTHER THIS IS A STUPID IDEA!!!!!

This is pure buggery!!! Viewers voted!!!! Biggie what kind of flying nonsense is this, Anto & Koko 2.0?!!!

Amya:
That also abnormal na for a hot blooded single male. But that aside, while he does have a feminine face, that's not the reason I said he's fruity. I don't get the full on hetero male vibe from him. Could be he swings both ways.

Lol, you can just say you're more attracted by purely masculine men hope you know?

kUNLEMYBARBECUE:
I can't even read ur hocus-pocus!! See tears everywhere dullard with fish brain!!!!

Let me watch my able Kabiyesi Adekunle jare!!!!

You know you can rely on memes like your more sensible fellow semi-literate suya vendors do right? Kids might actually cry if they're forced to read this grammatical sodomy you've been committing.

I can only barely get your drift because i'm experienced in caring for willful special needs people like you. Mai Suya, what's really the problem? You can confide in me.

There's something utterly wrong with these two. They're actually trying to play the role of victims despite being shown accurately as the provocative ill-mannered twats that they are!

kUNLEMYBARBECUE:
Sharrap with ur disjointed vocabs!! What do u know If I beg him for fetish nko!!!

Adekunle ISLANDERS don't look for trouble we dey maintain our lane just like him but if u try us we bath u with enough vawulence to send u to an everlasting weeping state Our Kabiyesi is a no nonsense man so why we go take nonsense from wastes like u

Look at the appalling mess you typed. It's dripping with typos and bad grammar that makes you seem like a special needs person. Will Adekunle be proud of this communication diarrhoea you're freely and shamelessly spraying on Nairaland? Are you hell-bent on disgracing Adekunle with your obvious herdsman IQ?

kUNLEMYBARBECUE:
That is why I will do everything possible to keep hot pepper pressed in the anus of people like u that try bringing his value down cos he is worth fighting for

Nah, you really can't do much to me, you're a Keke forming Uber, reserve your hot pepper for the anal fetish you obviously think Adekunle will like to try with you. I didn't even mention Adekunle, but you had to quickly jump into my mentions with your sour barbecue breath and utterly incoherent attempts at dissing, a direct insult to the quality education Adekunle obviously has.

If Adekunle comes out to realize that the majority of his fanbase is made up of sub-par excuses for humanity like you,he might be pushed into rethinking his decision to leave the Banking Sector. The young man has a lot going for him, don't de-market him by communicating like a suya vendor.

kUNLEMYBARBECUE:
U must be very naive to believe whatever Mr lamba sheggz says!!! The only person sheggz is intimidated by in that house from day 1 is Adekunle and am speaking from a honest point of view not as a fan!!!! Groovy was his room mate and the closest guy to him so he will flatter him or does he look intimidated by ur groovy in any way loool

Adekunle comes across as a cool guy who's more of an observer than a flippant machine-gun mouth, which is why he deserves much better than this your otapiapia marketing style that can only be popular in motorparks.

Gentlemen don't compete, neither do they side-talk like jealous co-wives. Adekunle himself will tell you to calm down if you try attaching his name in an ill-advised battle of looks with Groovy.

There are other ways of being attractive, Adekunle is smart, mature, emotionally intelligent and stays in his lane. Why not market those instead of acting like it's only thugs that are backing him up?

Sweetpink:
Na only Hermes go finish all that eba?

This meme is mad funny!!!

Amya:
Groovy gives off fruity vibes.

This is uncalled for na. Besides Groovy himself stated that even in the modelling industry he was turned down from gigs at times for looking "Too pretty", which is another way of saying "feminine", which is why he took to working out.

While i agree that he does look borderline androgynous and almost beautiful (he is the only person Sheggz admitted to being wowed/intimidated by), he does like women, a sexual orientation second only to his abnormal lust for food. Or are you saying this because he refused to nack Beauty or Phyna?

nooker:
The Igbanke people of Edo state are an extract of the Ika speaking people of the then Bendel state. They speak Ika and have ibo names with slightly different pronunciations atimes. When Bendel was split into Edo and Delta, they chose to join Edo rather than Delta. So, any Edo person bearing ibo name is most likely from Igbanke

They didn't choose. They were carved into Edo(mainly due to the machinations of Brigadier Ogbemudia, himself an Igbanke man unbeknownst to many people), just like Igbo communities in Benue. It's why Igbanke has no representation in the cabinet of the Oba of Benin.

The term "Ika" is misleading as it connotes a separate ethnic group which isn't true. Ikas are simply Igbos that mostly fell under Bini Empire rule and who assimilated Bini culture to an extent, which explains why Agbor as an Igbo town has Banga as its native soup, the same way Lagos remained Awori Yoruba despite being under Bini Empire rule and cross-assimilating with Bini culture.

Now, back to BBNaija!