Lol....the one that came to mind is Ms Pako....she just blinks her eyes uncontrollably.... Mehn those days at Ikolaba Grams in Ibadan.

Nice one Let await some gay and lesbo bashing.

kwajahafiz: Im sorry for those trying to date older Nigerian women..They often look like guerillas...they dont believe in the gym...lol.

lwkmd.....Dude u nuts!

OP: Thanks for this topic. I prefer them to these "young jezebels" we have on the streets nowadays. I have one and she is making me happy and I must say I have a normal blood pressure....Go figure!!!

Lol..Cock is probably at work at the moment can't see any reason y he is still yet to post on this thread...Very funny dude and I guess he will know where Mobo is.

@ op one has used the I'm having my perios thing on me before..foolish girl.

Bros there are a lot of reasons for this. As a young boy in the 90s, I witnessed a similar tale and it was due to the wife-to-be infidelity. She was caught with the guys boss few months to the wedding. Also, another side would be as a result of fresh information regarding spiritual compartibity of the two parties.

So I would suggest you leave the dude at least nobody can force him to marry anybody if he doesn't want to.

@OP
Its simply not that easy to just go and take the thing jare! The first time I have one was in 2003 and I was almost 23 and the thought of me going for the test nearly killed me not to even talk of the time I had to wait to get the results. Everyday, my thoughts just flashed back to those Sade,Bukky,Yewande,Sammy, Bili, Bolanle etc I'd slept with and before I know it I was having serious nightmares. The test came out negative and went on a week holiday after getting the result

What I say is, its not and will never be easy to just go voluntarily and take HIV test!!!!

Thanks guys @Omega

The answers to questions are given below
(1) Yes he are just reconnecting. I've had my eyes on her for a long time though.
(2) This is very obvious.
(3) I havent but she won even give me the platform to do that.
(4) Purely chatting as friends.
(5) I did call oh bros, she never pick up but she always reply to my text not until recently sha.
(6) lol, u can castigate me for this, honestly I dont know

I hope this is clear enough.

Hello Dudes/Dudelets,

I'm in a funny situation now. I met this lady couple of days ago (though we met long ago over 5 yrs to be precise). We started talking again and all sound well. Whenever I text her her, she always reply and sounded excited meeting me again. Just of recent I dont know what is realy wrong with this lady. She wont reply my text messages and i called her yersterday and started saying she is busy and I offered to call her back later in the night. To my surprise, she said I shouldnt bother that she is going to call me back later in the night yesterday, I practically was gazingb at the bloody phone throughout, but she hasnt call up till now.


I'm just wondering if she is playing the weird games they play or its simply a sign of I'm not bloody interested in you. I'm a little confused here and would like if someone with reasonable advice could render any help.

Thanks all

@aduhube

Yes its Unsolicited. I'll imploy you to send your CV in if you'd like to apply.

Hi Guys,

Yeah I have two MScs. Neither is in Geophysics. I have an MSc in Mechanical Engineering and MSc in Computational Physics both at Imperial College in London. I got the offer like twoo weeks ago and want to know if its worth the effort to relocate to Nigeria (as I currently reside outside Nigeria now).

Any body with hands-on info on the Starting salary?

Thanks

hello my people,

I just got an offer from CGG Veritas Nigeria as a Specialist Geophysicist. Please I will like to have an idea of the starting salary for this company.

Thanks

as he being band? I really miss the guys "objective" ways of looking at problems.

Ok before you start bashing me,  I just miss this dude, with his weird but meaningful posts, If you are reading this bruv let us know what've been up to.

GenBuhari:

OBJ is worst than Abacha in every area.

Abacha never devalued the Naira                          Obj devalued Naira 500%

Abacha maintained our National Airline                 OBJ mismanaged it and closed it down (shame on him)

Abacha reduced inflation from 54% to 8.5%          Obj increased inflation

Abacha set his own policy                                       Obj did whatever USA and UK wanted


Obasanjo is known as the biggest looter Africa has ever seen- I estimate he has stolen at least $100billion (N7 trillion)

OBj achieved no tangible development despite ruling during periods of record high oil prices.


In short OBJ should be in prison.

I really like this analysis, Honestly, Obj is a big cog on the wheel of progress of our dear country. I think we youths (age range 18 - 37) should revolt!!! Nigeria is badly in need of one,

Honestly, the trouble this Western government will cause their hand wont be able to carry it. I dont think Libya will ever remain the same (Please make my word). How I wish we have a functional "luny" amongst the so-called leaders we have in Africa.  

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A massive congrats to you and I hope u have an enjoyable time at work, all the best

yes please let me be the moderator, gentlem80

lol Cant but laugh Nairaland is a house of jokes sometimes. I will prefer[b] ESU BANKING SYSTEM[/b]

coolgb:

Who made dis gug SP?

his cohorts now.

@ All and Poster

Ok I hate this man called David "Oponu" Mark. I dont blame him cos the dude will be the Senate present for eight years by the time the this regime is completed without a single realistic change to anybody in this nitwit's contituency. If they like let him declare state of emergency in the only functioning state and see the wrath of the almighty on him and his family.

Well done Wizkid, Please do not go to the Northern part of that country dont let these nitwits kill you o

GMcompere:

Am sorry that some of you may not agree with me.
Lord Lugard was the that brought us together, but are we meant to be as one?

Apart from the Boko Haram issue, Nigeria has failed to make progress. Every decision is x-rayed from ethnic and religious views and this is slowing us down.

In my opinion, i think we should just separate and each region should go their own ways, then we can have peace and proper development.

I totally agree with you on the separation thing jare. Its is high time we go our way. Haba oti to ge!!

The state of the nation needs proper attention and the silly motherf**ker we have at tghe helm of power is only stupidly interested dashing people posts all in the name of sharing the nation cake at the expense of the the people these BH guys are slaughtering. I'm really afraid and very doubtful of the soverignty of Nigeria in the coming months if GE "bleeping" J still couldnt figure out the way to tackle this menace. Why cant they declare a state of emergency in the affected states? What is the Nigeria Army doing? or are they ready to take over from the sleeping dog of a president we have? I really do not know how a Republic of over 150 million right thinking souls (excluding the thieves) couldnt solve their problems for over 50 yrs now. I still dont know what to bleeping say cause I really get pissed with the state of Nigeria!!!!

Were ni awon people yi sha, All in the name of a religion!!! This's now becoming uncalled for and I pray they meet their waterloo very soon

Hmmm, This has to be Mrs Fadeyi (never fall my hand with her name) my class teacher in Primary 1 at Methodist Primary School, Elekuro, Ibadan. This lady is/was (dont know if she is still alive) the epitome of wickedness. This witch nearly destroyed my self worth. She just hated me!!!! At the end my mum showed her pepper and was eventually sacked from the school. She actually spent a lot of time at my mum's office gate begging for forgiveness. I'm still very scared by her treatment of me but pray that God gives me the courage and will to forgive her.

Buhari/Idiagbon, Honestly wish the dude is still alive

Tony,

Please just stop deceiving innocent students with all these garbage u call word of "inspiration". Its pple like you that get young ones messed up in the head. So u are telling me, with all ur time at the helm of power at UBA, you didnt "add more zeroes" at the end of a particular cheque or didnt do any fraud whatsoever. Please stop this gaffe and stop telling blatant lies

Honestly, I wish we had jungle justice in Nigeria. I wish this this low life called Bankole get bleeped in the a$$ very hard by a mad man. Self Recognition my bleeping foot!!! Let him rot in hell!!!

Good news for a great state. I pray she has the courage and strength to deliver when needed, God bless you Ms Sumonu!!!