₦airaland Forum

major466:
She must be ready to help me clean the kitchen.

You dey experience paralysis ni?

I'd rather be indifferent to the north, than be a friend or enemy. The statement made the the NEF reeks of desperation and bias. I cannot believe some some ppl we'd even consider peeps from that region in the forthcoming presidential election. Are these the ppl we plan giving such immense power to rule us?

Caseless:
my urine can only get u high, and not me. It is too light for me ; i need something tougher.
I'l advice u go back to bed and sleep again.

Your advice is as irrelevant as your fart. Of course u need smtin tougher, your brain don shrink finish. Go back to sleep? Nahh. Can't afford to lose my job. Or should I follow the lead of ur lazy azz? Sleep my day away.. .. .. .... . Zzzzzzz.

Caseless:
men, my side bam oo.
Lertee, yea...i see her once in a while here talkin to ppl.
Gentlemimi comes(not as always sha) to add her madness to d pages too.
Sexytabh own na hin taya me pass. No trace was left of her; she went into hiding completely. I askd her once-on-the-rose e-hubby, ishsophe about her, he cudnt provide a link to that wonderful lady. I wish i cud see her again. I'v missed her.
If u go to derailers thread now, u can see kingsleyjay and maria, every other ID there is as strange as a green owl.

And you drunk and high on your urine?
Hello, dre11.

While we understand that the APC is hell-bent on using every opportunity at its disposal to discredit the PDP in quest for political control, we urge their handlers to always cross-check their facts and stop making mockery of respected Nigerians in the mould of General Buhari.

Finally, the PDP again welcomes General Buhari into the presidential race and hopes that in the future, he will not allow himself to be further embarrassed in the course of his campaign.

Damn ! Daaaaaaaammmmmnnnnn! Metuh , you are a professional at what you do. Nobody else could have given a counter statement with such a drastic punch. LMAO.

Jbluv55:
Mo gentu o. Here's early morning tea for you

https://www.wondercafe.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/new_6638411__coffeethumbnail.jpg

Thank u, e bukwa alobam. Just what I need, coffee to shake off sleep cobwebs. You've got a good head on those shoulders.
@ Caseless, your left yansh Dia.

Jbluv55:
You're welcome ma'am . Shey daadaa l'awa?

Bee ni, baba mi. Emi dupe lowo Olorun . Shee oo wa pa?

Jbluv55:
*covers nose and sweeps bar clean *

Lol

Brahms:
Mimi, you should be Gentle o!

Come on! You know that I am extremely gentle.

Issorait. No P. We'd like to put a face to the comic character on this forum.

@ MyMouth and co
Your opinion abt the individual in question does not necessarily fall in line with that of the next random guy. You think he is a relevant figure here, we do not. That does not mean peeps with the counter opinion are "kids". It just means we can see through all the Bullshite.

michael119:
Hello my fellow brothers and sisters. Get into any of the university or polytechnic without any problem we can take you into any university or polytechnic of your choice 100% assured
Contact Pastor Emmanuel on 07031651482 for assistance

When I see peeps using the title of pastor in scams like this,e dey pepper me for body.
You wan give admission, with such poor writing skills. Nna na wa oo. Michael[b]419[/b]

@ Topic, we dey hear you, presido to sure. We dey your back gidigbam.

Caseless:
blood of jisos!! *sprinkles holy water on d thread *
thou shall not 'shrug azz' in a bar filled healthy and potent men. *covers face*walks out of thread*

Mtchewww. Bumbum tapper, na u dey preach?
It is Jesus, not jisos. Olodo.
*sprinkles cocaine on thread*

Caseless:
*shrugs my shoulder*

*shrugs my azz*
@ kilokeys, nice one there. You've got potential.
@ Jbluv55,thank u plenty plenty.

olubukato:
And one kilo of indian hemp

Omo oloku
Hawayu?

iropelebe:
Hey bae,what's up

I'm doing great, thank u.

vivalavida:
Am gud dearie. Ama pm u

I don't do Pm thingy.
A.m me, rather.

Ucheosefoh:
Wow beautiful woman please send me her number sorry send her my regards HBD to your mum

LMAO. Crack me up u did. Clown.

vivalavida:
Where have u been @gentlemimi? Havent seen u here lately

My Bros, took a break from this forum, got overwhelmed with personal activities. How far?

lertee:
Hehehehe,i just confirmed fiesty mimi is still much available just on a lower key .

Take anything from jbluv55's bar,bill is on me .

Reason why u will remain my favorite nairalander. Thanks, sweetim.
Jbluv55,i wanna place an order for fish barbecue and a glass of ur best red wine. Tienks .

lertee:
Welcome back bae..

Well i'll miss that fiesty mimi .

How's d sunday going?

Thanks, my sweetus .
The day is going fabulously well oooo.
Actually, Feisty Mimi still dey. It would only take an unfortunate being to open her up. #i joke#
NL just tire me jare. Werrin dey today
Na? Anything for d gehs?

berem:
blame it on the number one Buhari hater who brought the topic to FP. He has been hating on Buhari since 2005 and he's still hating on him.

Shame to Nairaland an its owner for discrediting the General.

Nne, hapu okwu . Leave Sheun to drink water and drop cup. The question is did Buhari , ógó gi nwoke, make such statement or not? Ya bu isi okwu

@viva,true talk. APC shld get rid of Atiku and Buhari, project the likes of Fashola and see if PDP will not get a run for the money.

lertee:
My love,enjoy well abeg and take maximum rest.
Sallah don finish o,meat sef don enter belle to comot later ..


I miss your troubles on NL like kilode,come back na chayiii.

Lol. You sef.
I am back oooo, but not like before. The zeal is gone, babe.

Mr and Mrs
Living in bondage
Nneka the pretty serpent
Diamond ring....

All of the above are my top movies.

onuwaje:
I miss the good old days when this thread was always busy and it was always fun.. I met many nairalanders here.. I wonder what's happening to this thread
Where's
Lynptera
gentlemimi
caseless
Maria-gorreti
xynerise
Idowugbo

Hello , Onu my pikin. How is you?

nickz:
why can't all these naija girls cut their hair

amber rose and chidimma both still look gorgeous

they just carry one extension for head and start scratching it inside bus like mad people

let all the hitting/scratching of the scalp stop
how do you expect yourself to have common sense when the number of times you hit your hair out of itches has damaged some brain cells


no wonder they call women fish brain

Charity begins at home. How many female peeps in ur home flaunt low cut? Even u wey dey talk go chase babe carrying hair extensions pass one wey get natural hair.
Men can fit confuse dia selves and form over- righteous ehnnnn. No wonder dem dey call dem romping he-goats.

@ Topic, ahdonbilivit. So u Waka enter person shop, she just divulge all dis info give u? Dis story no just settle at all.
My own opinion be sey, if u gats money, and wanna obtain expensive hair extension,Dat one na ya own. E no concern no niggur . Peeps, mbok mind ya bizznezz. Even if na rat hair dey her head, no be your money. Any man way go ask me to cut my hair, make thunder fire am.

I really doubt it working. Pressing the horn is a reflex action. Mbok , make accident no yapa oooo. Some Nigerian drivers are goats. without prodding of a horn, they are worse than village goats.

Caseless:
*sits on her head* oya carry me de go house.

*punctures six-inch nail into his an*us.* na hospital I go carry u go, yeye somborri.

onila:
the granny is not from Nigeria

Sweerie, I repeat, still not good enough reason. Even if she is from hell, she has no right to do what she did.

onila:
I heard the mother wasnt a good mum

always partying and drinking
maybe the grandmother thought she wasnt fit to train the child

Bullcrap.
Still not good enough reason. Even if she is a hoe, na she get pikin. Grandma shld Park well. There are social workers and social services. If granny aint satisfied, she should sue for custody and not stealing pikin. Abi she think sey pikin na goat? The boy's family will gladly drag the girl's name in the mud, just to achieve their aims. Yeah, also heard that granny is a winsh too. How abt that?

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abbakacici:
why you guys like going to conclusion before hearing the whole story. let assumed he actually ask her to aborted the child but she refuse that does stop him from being the child father. and after 2 years he realise his mistake and want to take responsible and for some reasons he can't stay in the uk. you guys should know he has zero chance of winning a Child custody in UK because he has to proof that Nigeria is better environment for the child to grow than UK and the term ‘parental responsibility’ is used to describe all the rights and duties that parents have towards their children, for example, in making choices regarding:
Their education
Choice of religion or atheism
Acceptance or refusal of medical treatment

What will happens in the court room?

If he go to court he will need to explain his reasons for wanting custody. This is done in front of a ‘family panel’, which usually consists of three magistrates.

The magistrates will ask each parent questions about why you want custody and what your proposed arrangements would be. They will ask about how you will care for and provide for the child.

What will the solicitors ask me?

The solicitors for the other parent can ask questions about his lifestyle, finances, home arrangements, etc. They may also bring up any potential problems, such as violence, neglect or poor communication.

A court welfare officer may be appointed to assess the family home life (which will be in Nigeria) and provide a report to the family panel on how he care and interact with the child. They may also speak to the child to learn where they would like to live and why.

If he can't reach an agreement, the courts can make orders under Section 8 of the Children Act 1989. It is always advisable to have representation in court since appeals to the court are very expensive if something goes wrong on the day. Getting it right the first time with a specialist solicitor can save you time and money in the long run.

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Bla Bla Bla.......... *oyarnachi*

onila:
the paternal grandfather died long time ago around 2005

shes the one that has trained all her children to this level
all her kids studied abroad despite their father not there

the grandmother is a very strong Island woman

Since you have info abt the family in question, be kind enough to tell them to go about things the right way. The grandmother's actions are despicable and evil. Where was she when the son refused to be responsible for the child? Her actions are inexcusable. Disgusting set of peeps.