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Mtchewwww! Shior! Ogbeni Uche-Shymex,face ya work. Leave my yansh alone. The little attention its getting might make the tiny one left to disappear.

Guys been eating arses,their brains turning to fart residue. Soon our men would be nothing but yansh-brained individuals...

SirShymex: Batty like this one, mimi faust!

I'm considering using yansh-pad....

SirShymex: Bring ya batty here, Mimi faust - I want you to hang on the shower rod and twerk that thing fi mi, mami.

Ar.se so fat!

Ars:se so frigging thin! Like a skate board. What's with boyz and azzes? Na food?

SirShymex: Damn son!! It seems all the chics have gone ghost on this thread.

What's ya batty sizes?!! Dammit!!

Let me call out a few heads.

@sophyrocks @Gentlemimi @babeonline

@MsNas @Missy89 @Ghbabe

@Yield (oi, where have you been?) @Enahi @Royalpearl

@Joavid @lupey


Man a need some big batty inna da house, ya dun noe. Bird call!

My ''batty'' size is non-existent. Let me be,please!

Choi! Boyz are vexing. See para in action. Lol.

Other countries feeling funky.
I know its just precautionary measure IF they actually carry such act out,but it would just be absolutely unnecessary.

Nice one,Tpia dearie dear...

Baking and decorating is a hobby i love with all my heart.

Could anyone help me with info on acquiring vanilla extract? All i can find is simply the flavour. But i love butterscotch and almond extract combo...lovely!

@ Onuwaje,saw the mention in ur diary. Happy birthday in advance,dear. God bless u and everything about you. May u reach old age with fulfillment and joy. Share rice and coke,mbok!!!

Mtchewwwwww! Go about things the right way. The PM button don catch ebola? The dude might get embarassed. Not everyone likes such public display.
Goodluck,though.

pickabeau1: See?... women also scope guys

Yes kee! But we do it with such finesse. Muchecheche...!

@ Boboyekini,ehen why u dey yarn me na?...did i ask u kwenshion?


@ Olubukato....shhhhhhhhh!

@ Pickabeau1
Hmmmmm, a pretty lady is easily forgiven. True. Diff strokes for diff folks sha. I admire ''appearances'' and get attracted occassionally. But its usually just a mere flinting phase which gets boring with time. Depth and character keeps me hooked
Making excuses for lapses from fellow male folks?...eku ise.

Gentle..? Oh yes! *tongue out*

pickabeau1: Its all part of the game.. check dps to confirm if the posters are worth d trouble

But u sef know say u no gentle....

Lol. A guy who judges if a lady is worth the hassle by her profile pix is a shallow individual. Unless he's just bored out of his wits and wanna play...muhehehe. Sometimes those games could get out of hand,u get? Reason why i'll never upload a pix? Let me be judged by my ''difference/uniqueness'',not a ''fine face''.

Ayam veli veli gentle!

amnestylaw1: Though our mileage may differ when it comes to our abilities to control the urge, the truth is that we guys think about sex evey now and then. It's not our fault, it's nature's. Only okobos don't think about sex the way we do. Even then, they still pretend to do...

It is natural for men to think of sex. It is also natural for ladies to love material wealth and get pampered. Why are females now accused?

Nobleval: now that's better

Don't feel so smug.

Nobleval: you've spoilt my mood. Have a nice day dear.

Awwww. Oya sowie,Mr. Noble.

Nobleval: You deserve a knock {sorry}

lol!

pickabeau1: When are u going to upload ur dp

As soon as u've uploaded yours,i'll consider.

evegran: ouch! Sweet

Nobleval: Somebody is angry. I smell anger

I hate it when a male percieves his odour and assumes it is Anger he smells....

I hate it when males assume all women are susceptible to their kobo wealth.

I hate it when a fine guy thinks he is the best gift to the human race.

I hate it when most males turn a good chat to something with a hint of sexual undercurrent or even outright sex chat. Give the lady some respect,morrafecker!


I hate it when guys assume a confident/independent lady is arrogant.

I hate it when a male thinks women were created to serve men.

I hate it when being a ''lady'' is attributed to being passive.

I hate it when a male assumes getting married should be the high point of a female's achievement.

I hate it when a male thinks females have nothing serious to contribute in discussions relating to sports or politics. Sharrap!

i hate it when NL males check the profiles of every female member

fellis: Not just that. The same men that will rush with speed of light to quote the Bible about submission will not remember the same Bible when it comes to fornication and adultery. Many of the hypocrites supporting submission will also open their rotten mouths to support adultery under the excuse that men are naturally polygamous or that you can't eat one soup for the rest of your life.

If you want to live your life according to the Bible why not do it without being a hypocrite? Why support some parts because they favour you then discard the parts that don't favour you?
Nonsense.

Fellis haf vex.
What you've said is nothing but the bitter truth. Nobody takes the ''love your wife even as Christ loves the church'' part as serious as ''wives,be submissive...''. Talk of selective salvation.

They are only interested in touts who climb ladder and those who give crazy billing. If you can do any of the above,u are employed. If u like,get Phd in engineering,that one concern you alone.
But Naija shaaaaaa! I thought the privatization of a thing would have cleaned out those unwanted baggage in the power sector payroll. But i guess it wld never be so. The only thing that happened was a transfer of ownership. No wonder the problem remains like a stagnant water. O ma gaa oooo.

Some males are chanting the Bible verse which states that the woman should be sumissive. Lol. The way we hug our bibles and quote selective scriptures is hilarious. You cannot select some parts to follow and ignore the rest. The bible is a whole package.
How many people even know the definition of ''submission''? Only a few. In Africa,submission is mistaken for ''passive'',''meek'' or ''bendable''.
Yes,wives should be submissive. Let us understand the context first before we sing the submission anthem.
Men have taken advantage of this to mould the woman's life to favour their own interests. How many men in turn ''Love'' their wives truely?
The issue of submission is for families. Please do not expect respect if u've shown disrespect. Earn it.
A woman should be loved,and the man in turn should love and get respected. How many men love? How many are faithful?

@ DSuperWoman,lovely and well said!! Thank you. Similar train of thoughts...

fijiano202: @gentlemimi i have a question,we are told Ebola is not airborne but does contact with Ebola Victim sweats gets one infected?are the ways to slowdown the growth in a patient? how long does it take the Ebola virus to take is full effect? cos am worried abt the sitting arrangement of people in buses,napep,bikes

Lol! Relax,bro. I have so much confidence that the late Libarian man is the first and last case of Ebola that will ever be heard in Nigeria for now. So far,all medical staff who handled him are not showing any symptom since 20th-25th contact period.
It is not airborne,fact. But it can be trnasmitted via open cuts/abrasions or mucus membranes e.g mouth. Though research has not determined the mode of contraction in totality. So if u've got a skin opening and get in contact with an infected sweat,yes u can contract ebola
The time duration is a maximum of 21 days. If after this and u have no symptom,then u are declared free..
Showing sypmtoms depends on the immune system. Some start showing as late as seven days,others as early as 48hrs. It usually begins with high fever,aches,weakness,nausea. The disease progresses with speed.
It is treated ''symptomatically'. The virus has no cure,but it can be prevented from spreading.
If the patient survives after 21 days without organ complications,he builds up immunity to the virus and he's home FREE!

@ dozzybaba,sure thing. Bless u too.

The late Ebola victim was wheeled into the hospital straight from the airport on sunday night.
Symptoms could have easily been mistaken for malaria,typhoid or cholera. By monday,Ebola was suspected.By tuesday,Ebola was queried. By wednesday,it was confirmed.
I'll personally applaud the speed with which the hospital staff acted upon to bring about such fast diagnosis. The unrelenting effort of the nurses to keep nursing the patient despite his condition *with PPE ofcourse*. And finally,the Ministry of Health for fast reply action.
May God bless Nigeria.
So far,there has been no report of any staff showing symptoms. Its indeed a miracle. I pray it will remain so till the end of the ''surveillance'' stage.

''Na mumu dey go boutique''....lol!

*Singing*..''Bend down select oooo,any colour,any size'',.....''i like my pikin no be for mouth''. Lol.

First grade Okrika bra dey sure pass,ahswear!

Some babes go come dey form here,u go fear effizzy na. Me dey prefer OK bra,camisole and tights. If u no like am,nack ya head for wall. But as for panties,NO WAY. I NO go shame to talk am. .

It is an ''oyibo'' culture where they make wishes and then blow the candles for their wishes to come true. Some of us do ''copy copy''. Some think it is ''banger''. Others think it is NEPA/PHCN alternative..

Political grandson my foot! Reason why corruption has taken over all aspects. Political godfathers hiding the sins of godsons
When i read the article some months back,i just knew it would take an outstanding miracle for the people involved to get accounted for. Money has prolly passed through hands...
Moreover,it would entail exposing certain people in the process.
Imagine! Not even in consideration after so long! Just because their kids do not need to fight for jobs,or get stampeded upon. Some peeps are so fvked up!

@ beevan and Elantracy,chillx ladies. Some religions actually recommend it. To them it is a norm. So i do not think its wise to insult people for their belief. Lol. See vexing..

@ topic,the man benefits more.
Why? He has freedom to make choices,depending on his financial capability. He gets to have as many kids as he wants,sleeps with different wives legally as many times as he wants...in the past,he gets the advantage of more hands on the farm.
The woman is at a lesser advantage if she is still young. It means early imprisonment,frequent quarrels,husband sharing,lack of privacy.
When the man contracts a disease e.g Ebola,he will share it happily. Lol!
Okay,that was a bad joke....
If the woman is advanced/widowed,then she will benefit more.

fellis: There is hope but things aren't getting better anytime soon. Sad truth. I wonder if the problem lies with black people generally or if our history is to blame for the issues we face presently.

The problem lies with us,in us....the problem is ''US''! We keep making the same mistakes as our fathers did. If our past is faulty and questionable,why proceed with the same path?. What else can we do,if not hope for a better tomorrow? Without hope,we would simply get overwhelmed by what we see around us.

The British did more harm than good. They made an already bad situation get worse. Greed and mistrust among the people did not help matters either. Looking around me today,i have deep fear of what is yet to come to Nigeria. But i will not let go of my little hope.
I feel reluctant watching the news. Gaza on fire,Kano bombed,Kaduna bombed,innocent people kidnapped,shot dead. A deep feeling of sickness at the pit of my belly. The world is really coming to an end..
The worst part is that we HAVE NOT learnt from our mistakes.

lertee: In a situation like this,I wonder what can be done. Anyways all still depends on how serious our govt is in tackling the situation. I hope they act real fast. Thanks for the info dear.

Hope you will take care of yourself,it isn't easy being a health worker right now,it has never been easy though.

Thanks,babe. I gat no other option. I have to take care of myself.
A lot can be done,actually. Awareness is very vital. Availability of diagnostic materials could go a long way in early detection and patient management. If peeps know the symptoms first hand,it'll help too. For those who take self medication,i guess they'll have a re-think.
May God help us.

brownlords: Is this different from Lassa fever cos? I know the symptoms to also be malaria

It is worse! Far worse!

fijiano202: babe its time for u to take a Leave of Absence from work..just for a week or 2...only the living post on NL ooo

Guy,its not so easy. But precautions have been taken for everyone. Still...mehn!

lertee: This is serious o..hope it will be curtailed before it spreads. It won't be easy again after one or two infections.

Babe,i'm totally scared. Deep fear since Monday! The issue now is nobody knows how many peeps have been in contact with the ''carrier'' before his case got diagnosed. His case is the first to be confirmed. How many out there hv contacted it unknowingly? Transmission is damn easy and it kills fast.
This is bad. Terribly BAD!

This is not a rumor. It is true. Ebola is in Nigeria,Lagos state to be exact. Professional ethics prevents me frm releasing details,but it is absloutely true and scary!
I can see some peeps making jokes out of this matter. Some of us are still in shock cos we know the implications. It is worse than any disease i've ever known. Symptoms very similar to Malaria. Short incubation period and fast killer. Early detection may save lives. But the worst part is that it has NO cure.

omozoba1: uar a good cook my brother should ask ur hand in marriage. Am already salivating over d theory part, hmm more or less d practical chai chai if to say I know ur house

Lol! . I go send you invitation with address.

Bootybuttchic: tried your recipe yesternait.....u needed to see how i was hiding ginger and garlic from my mum......it was nice thoo....but i added too much pepper

Hahaha! Why did u hide it? Guess ur mum hates it,bah? Glad it turned out well. Maybe u should use lesser amount of the small pepper. Tatashe is not really hot. Good luck on ur next attempt.

eddieo: i owe you a bottle of chilled yogurt!

And i'm gonna collect.

@ Nduxzy and Amnestylaw1,thank you.