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olubukato: mimi come see fine boys for this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/1855710/thread-dark-handsome-guys-nairaland/33#25502737

Ah dont tink soh. Fine boyz my yansh!

Arrrhhhhggghhh! Humiliation!!!!! Embarassment!!!! On top wetin? (Patrick Sawyer, you are a MAD man!!!!) The arrival of one single individual has caused immense ripple.No be dem fault. Na condition make crayfish bend. Ebola don give peeps liver to mouth off Naija.

shoefreak: Hmmmm... that's my favorite...


The others get special mention sa:

I'm humbled. Thank you.

olubukato: [s]Celebrating Nairalanders(who Is Your Favourite Nairalander?)[/s] (who are your favourite nlanders )

iconize: Mimi, you've really changed oh!

How?

Thank You @ Obasgilbert,korrection,nikkyyoyo and Sunshinelady

kekakuz: yea lets just let them have it.
but before you know it,they will be everywhere.its Like opening a bigger door for them to escape their eastern jail they call home

Oluku. ''lets just let them have it''. Who are the ''us''? A non-significant minority? A wisp of ur deluded imagination? Haters sha! I don't wanna go into tribal brouhaha dis morning,but it is clearly known that nobody can stop the upcoming development.

@ Topic,GEJ dikwa egwu. Ndi umunne m,obodo Nigeria adiwo mma. Haters,drink cup of wet construction cement.

promise2020: i hate people that use left hand, i feel they reason left left instead of right.. i had a friend that shakes people with his left hand, it shows no sign of respect

You hate people who are left-handed? Talk of ignorance,this is the height of it. I hope u will not kill any of ur kids who show signs of it. They did not create themselves that way,their Maker deemed it so.

@ Topic,i heard they are usually intelligent. It would be pure wickedness on the part of a parent to force that kid into using his right hand,as aginst natural use of left.

USA denied Naija the ZMapp serum.
Our Nigerian patients (apart from the nurse) are still alive till now. What else can i say? The ''Balm Of Gilead'' is at work.. Prayers are going on for all of them by family and colleagues. I pray the Good Lord becomes our Zmapp.
Not only will he preserve them,he will make them whole. I pray they come out of this alive,and all organs intact and functioning perfectly. Is anything too difficult for God? No. We will do our best,the Lord will do beyond the best.
This should be a lesson to Naija government. Buckle up!
Pls always remember them in ur prayers. We shall overcome!

*yawns*.....*sneezes*
If u decide to sell the script of this story,no producer will buy it for a cup of garri.

@ MrCork,the relationship btw this thread and romance is that he found himself touching boo:bie for free. Can u beat that?

Overreacting? Hmmm,babe! You are not ooo. Infact,i gotta applaud u for ur patience. The fact that i do not trust a guy's motives should be enough reasons to kick him out of my life,talkless of him breathing down my neck. I hate jealous and overprotective men. It might seem romantic when u are in courtship,but it turns into something evil when it becomes a permanent or long term relationship.
He is shouting at you,not permitting u any breather,telling u abt marriage even when u guys are mere strangers,asking the colour of pants.....need i say more? Use ur tongue to count your teeth.
But i wld have loved to hear frm the guy too,maybe his perspective might be different from what u're relaying to us.

Lol @ Nairalanding. Nice pictures. A good way to start the brand new week

NOOOOO!!! The only thing i see on the rise is the bill...outrageous,i must say.

Donmams: Where are the paid PDP e-rats? Been waiting for them to come tell us stories of how they have been experiencing 24 hour electricity ever since GEJ rigged himself to power. Abi dem no get charge for laptop? Or perhaps there loss in osun has left them permanently incapacitated?

The OP asked a simple question,which deserves a simple answer. What has PDP or the recent governorship election got to do with this discuss? Light don improve in ya area abi e still dey as hin dey before,abi e don kpai kpatakpata?

Yippppppeeeeeeeeeee!
I can always be trusted to be found on a food thread like this...lol! And one of my favourite dishes too. Iyanmmmi!
i'll give u guys some sacred tips i adopted from my neighbour in Uyo.
If u really want the taste of the coconut,keep a little portion of the concentrated milk u sieved aside. What i mean is,after grating,do not add water. Squeeze out the natural milk...very little will do. (It depends on the amount of coconut used in the first place). Then add water to the rest and sieve. The first milk is to be added when the rice is almost done. I sprinkle it and then add a little of my coconut milk powder. The coconut taste can never be doubted!
Enjoy!

Happy birthday,dear! How e go take be na? Wia the parry at?

I wish you the best in life and pray that you achieve more than u ever planned for. May God guide ur footsteps and bless the work of you hands. You shalll be a blessing to people and ur cup of goodness shall run over.

Happy birthday,my pikin.

Nigerians are one of the most gullible people i've ever come across! More religious than the white man who introduced religion and yet more corrupt!
Can't we use common sense? If u bath with salt water,then go out there and have physical contact with a symptomatic ebola carrier,does it mean the salt water will prevent u frm contracting the disease? Make we get small sense,mbok!
I was so disgusted when i got some calls dis early morning. Even my learned cousins and uncles sha!
The truth is people will end up bringing more harm upon themselves than good. If you are hypertensive,anu mi se ee oooo! You better control ur urge to swallow fake news before HBP go kee u!
The only prevention is to wash ur hands regularly WITH soap and water!!! Do not put ur hand in ur mouth without adequate washing.Ebola is not water-borne. Also take foods that boost the immune system. Shikena! In God alone we trust.
Prayers will not hurt either....

smallJagaban: South East - LAND OF EROSION, LANDLOCKED

Your tiny brain is undergoing its own version of erosion. Udele

Nigeria! Always reactive,never proactive.
I cannot believe we are still considering locations for Ebola victims. They are still contemplating places to evacuate,so as to make room for the victims.
Last two months when i read abt an awareness campaign,i assumed certain things were put in place for preparedness,but i guessed wrong.
This unpreparedness is causing chaos. Chaos breeds confusion. In the midst of confusion,objective thinking is virtually impossible.
Now we are running about,looking for secondary contacts. Soon it will be tertiary contacts.

Fantastic move from the commissioner! Awon peeps go dey find miracle from those infested countries. Make dem no share am come Naija. We have enough on our hands already!

And to think some Nigerians would leave a well paying job or a lucrative business,just to travel ''abroad'' and carry out jobs that are even worse than the ones you listed up there. Anyway,at least it is legal. Abi?

The change of a thing na something else. To avoid wahala,especially on monday mornings,i make sure i get adequate change over the weekend. Some crazy conductors will just marry you off to a total stranger. Not funny,especially when running late. But sometimes if i enter a bus,i ask peeps around if they hv change,collect it and give the conductor a larger amount,saying,''money for four''...or ''three of us''. That way,hin craze go dey minimal

May i add ''Exam special centres''...even some parents pay for such. Chai!

Uniform men who ought to protect,actually collecting N20 (i heard it has been elevated to N100)

Hypocrisy..oh yes! Nigerians are hypocrites. Reason why we carry religion on our heads but our lives,society and characters are far from what we preach. We depend on God to sort out our mess while we sit on our ars:es,waiting for a miracle.

Naija! No dulling. Lol. Everybody is in a hurry,especially in Lagos. Hussling tins!

Lol! I laughed hard when i heard it on the radio this morning. Some silly guys are up to mischief! Ihedioha refuted all claims.
It was indeed a hilarious story.
But what was the purpose? Who was behind this?......a question for the gods.

*shivers*
If stupidity is contagious,i just might catch a heavy dose.There is a difference btw a sphyg and ebola screening.
Poor attempt at a joke. Try again,OP.

Lol! I dey kampe ooo.
Erm..erm..talking of superheroes,mbok,i do not mind oo! Ahswear! Big hefty dudes with strong arms and seven pack to carry me away to safety. Not safety per se,but where nobody will chook eye or tatafo. Hope u're good babes?

lertee: Yayyii,dancing skelewu ,babes,where do you hide these days? I was beginning to think of sending some superheroes to take you away from that lagos..

SirShymex: Lmao...if the southern region ain't saying nuttin', you might as twerk the northern region if it's sayin' sumthin'. Let dem thangs do what it do, mimi faust. Shake dat ting, mimi!! Handle ya biz like flavor flav's clock!

I can't choose right now. I switch lanes like Rick James - depending on what's on offer! Investment opportunities!

I give up on you!!

Heeeiiisssss! Ogbeni,make up your mind! You want the northern or southern region? You cannot have both areas twerking at the same time. Oliver Twist oluku.

Ermm,as for silicon,we've got BIG problem there. I am allergic to silicon,and exhibit ebola-like symptoms at the mere sight of it.
I think i can manage with foam bra and yansh pad. If that aint good enough,kill yourself before u commit suicide.

SirShymex: Don't work, if it isn't that big enough - I'll put some extra muscles and fat there induced by silicon. That's the beauty of investment, you get me? Oya, lemme see you twerk that thang, mimi faust.
Er, you can twerk the chest as well, if you gat it. And if that isn't saying nothing as well. Imma invest some extra Ds on there.

SirShymex: Nah, I won't leave that batty alone till you twerk it fi mi.

You know I've got that FTSE 100 mentality - h-billions - and the plan is to invest in ya batty!

So what say you?

Twerk,abi? Wait for me. I dey come. I shall twerk and flaunt my flat yansh like there is no tomorrow..twerking tinz on me mind!

@ Lertee,hi babe. Howdy?

@ Topic,hilarious! I'm skeptical about the authenticity of this info. But even if i decide to believe,then the white folks must be lost in their fantasy bubble. In few days time,one or two of the ebola lead doctors will get flown down to the US for further treatment cos of contracting the disease while caring for ebola patients. The same way Mr. Patrick Sawyer flew down to Lagos with the virus is the same way anyone can fly down to US or any other country.
HIV is not the disease of the black man. I can boldly say that the rate of infection in a country like Brazil is far beyond that of many African countries.

bestads: NO FEMALE HAS REPLIED THIS POST......What it means that more than 90% of the females here on nairaland are guilty of campus sextrade because of greed to have blackberry, iphone, samsung galaxy and be known as a big girl on campus...period

Grow small brain,mbok...make your sense develop wella for the betterment of our nation. So because awon babes no comment,na hin make dem guilty. Nna,na wa by you ooo. Na so e take dey do you?


@ topic,so many factors come in to play. Upbringing....some kids are just never taught to be satisfied. Contentment is something our parents should learn to enforce on kids.
Peer pressure too.
Greed.
Social media plays a role. The sort of messages being passed are crazy these days. No moral values. Infact,immorality is encouraged.
Our men! Husbands,fathers,brothers,uncles. These same peeps patronize the girls but still come here to rub their self-righteousness in our faces! If these girls are not encouraged,the act of prostitution will stop! So until the ''closet prostitute-lovers'' learn to stop using these girls,prostitution in our schools will remain.