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Bunchersstab: u owe me nothing MIMI.
i'm still thinking & crying inside...
Did i expect too much from u
no no no...,let me say it's ur 15minutes of d day.
I sill want to respect u.

Respect is earned,not pruchased. I do not feed on internet respect. I do not care if u like or hate my e-personality. I'm proudly ME! Everyother MIMI is a counterfeit.
Lol.

Bunchersstab: Infact i av remove gentle from mimi's name.

U be man or woman

u no get shame kpatakpata.
c as u dey open ur mouth dey voice words anyhow & u expect a man 2 date u for long.
U dnt av respect 4 yaself nor 4 any lady.
I am begining to detest more!

Who cares? Do the world some good. Ko kan aye.

KelvinGraphics: Biko never cover am yet oo

LMAO! Onye ojoooooooo!

Bunchersstab: is dis d mimi i once admired & cherished secretly
No i dnt think so, wat happend 2 ur moral values?
I still cant bliv u used all dos words...

I owe you no explanations. Not even one. You want a goody-too-shoes? Go to the convent. Get your selfrighteous act off my face!

lynpetra: LMAO

lynpetra: *throws her wrapper off,runs outside the house to wail*
Ewwwwwwwoooooooooooooo
Umu nnanyi bikonu bia ooooooooo

*follows her with the thrown wrapper*
nwanyi onye'bem. Biko jiri akwa gi before Mencade ga'eji anya ojoo mee gi molest. Muhehehehehehehe!
Looooooooooooooooooooooo!
LMAO! Lynpetra,u be clown. Ahswear!

lynpetra:

We should be weeping for Mencade,not laughing.

Let us add to his already flowing river of tears...

Dayvhid: y al d insalt ar u a female girl becaure dat is ow al d females girls sound lyk when they are vexed.insalt.

Yes,i'm a female,not a weeping male.

lynpetra: His signature though reeks of long years of torture and rejection.

Let us weep collectively. So sad...! Poor Mencade the menace.....

mencade5: lynpetra and gentlemimi, i don forgive uba and i don forget everything.

Stop saying my threads are gossips. Dont u knw the difference between gossips and thread?

I don waka

Na only you dey waka go? See hin flat yansh and K-leg...terrible combo!
Bye bye...greet ur awon oloshabes for me.

mencade5: i cant believe am meddling words with a sinile, preconscious blabber.

But u've been writing an epistle for me since na? So what does that make you then?
Its is ''senile'' dear,not sinile. Calm down and write like a literate. You keep proving ur illiteracy. Chillax!

@ Buncherstaab,go and yansh down inside shalanga. I dey shame for u and ur alternative moniker. So,yes,i gat shame in ''plentiful''.

Matthewbriggs: Lool GentleMimi .... Be gentle. Haba.

On a serious note ... He does make some points in his threads... Valuable points. The only challenge I see is just in his method of delivery

I'm ever gentle,bro.
Unfortunately,his points are overshadowed by stark stupidity,no offence.
Criticism is valuable and acceptable. Some even laugh over certain criticism,hence making it easily acceptable.

@ Frankben,i dey gbam.

@ Lynpetra,i know he is still going through past humiliation and pain. It is obvious. Mbut make him no dey wear am like mourning cloth na!

frankben: free her.... She's a pastor's daughter

Hallelujah!

mencade5: you think say na lady u be? U carry big back like man want come use ur smelling pusssy disturb my afternoon?
Is it my fault say your boyfriend dump your fat body, wey bre.as.sts don dall finish come dey use ur frustration for me? U never see anytin....
Ur boyfriend couldnt could with your lousiness. Which correct woman dey open mouth like hippotamus like gentlemini.
Please go fvck urself somewhere if not i go deal with this afternoon.

LMAO! Na so the tin pain you reach? No dey pour saliva for my body,mbok! See as u dey vibrate like epileptic patient. Oya breath in......breath out....count one to ten......say the Lord's prayer...
I think say u old,but u dey cry like pikin. Haba.
Ehyyyyaaaa...

Prowizy2: I believe you.

Mencade5 Nairaland Freedom Fighter

Muhehehehehehe! Fight for free toto. Osho free movement...

Choi! Mencade5,u too much. I dey hail ooo!

lynpetra: Gbam!If his past relationships never worked,he needs to sit down and answer some questionnaires for himself. .

Sit down kee? Dude be like dog wey dey return to hin vomit. If him yarn okpas here finish,the next second the guy go carry hin K-leg go fall mugu for fine chikala.

mencade5: u have already dreamt about my balls, hoping to hang it and cherish it for the rest of your life. Woman! Your plan fail.
You always get me wrong. I dont do children relationship. U arent close yo my age, talkless of woman's age. Lets put that aside.

Go with you bwe.asts, the one i sucked and handle last nite is enough for me.

I'm not close to ur age?? OMG! Are you above fourty/fifty?. You old but still dey mumu. Blawd of God!
Na your cow bweast u handle?

mencade5: *slaps her pancake face*

assasins no dey make mouth.

If i go assasinate ur i go use 2 fish hooks to pin ur two flabby boo.bs and hand ur outside as lessons to other ladies.

*yinmu*
Na small small girls dey show u pepper wey dey make u come cry for us. Assassinate my funky azz. Who dash mencade-monkey? Leave my bweast alone. Keep ur mind off it. E no flat reach ur babe own wey don born football team for u. Lol!

mencade5: i shall rise and come stronger woth this ministry i have started of exposing you ladies and runa gals.

maybe na you be the lady sef wey want assasinate me. Ur plan no go work.

I have a lovely lady, who loves me so dearly. dont be jealous arrogantmimi

Lol! Ahswear,if i wan assassinate u,i can never make a failed attempt. When i kill u finish,i go hang ur balls for my room as trophy.

lynpetra: I know blame am,I blame the gfs wey show am pepper.The thing still dey pain am.The guy no gree recover.

If hin like make hin no recover,i go dash am one NL male...Andyblaze comes to mind....

@ Matthewbriggs,na so. Na only am wey babes don show pepper? How many female u see way dey carry man matter for head like pepper? You wey dey talk,u never get bad experience with babe? You don open weeping thread?
When a guy has had too much re-occuring experiences,it might not be wrong to assume he also has some blame in the matter. If u've had the same experiences with diff set of peeps,would u not sit back and ask urself what went wrong? Or if u've done something to warrant similar outcomes?

mencade5: Gentlemimi wetin? Does advising ladies means i hate them? all my lovely threads are gone, and i know say na u cause am.
You hatred for men is too much...leave us alone and give you life to christ!

Ahswear. That is major advantage of the NL hurricane. It swept ut evil threads away.
I love men *selectively*,especially the kind-hearted ones with gentle touch and devilish bodies.

mencade5: how dare you call me a serial killer. My life was threatened yesterday by a lady here in nairaland. She would have assasinated me if she had seen me physically. My life is in really in danger. Nairaland ladies are planning to kill me for exposing their tricks and wiles.

Tah! Shuuush! Who dash monkey?

lynpetra: I have never seen him active on threads other than female thread.It's like he has got some kind of programmed monitor.Change thus title to "My girlfriend is a bitttch"and voooom,e go land.

LMAO!!!
He takes out his frustration on other innocent chikalas. Na we say make hin babe matter bend like crayfish? Hian!

Mencade5 comes to mind. With numerous hate-filled threads,i cannot help but wonder. He needs deliverance from the spirit of anti-female.

fijiano202: Hmmm...fijiano202 :ur imperfection makes u a better human.....sorry fruityjojo and gentlemimi,no partisanship,she said 1 but both of are the only cool peepz i know on NL

I am humbled,brotherly.

odeebee: who told u u r gentle?

Who told you i am not?

obayaya: Nne m, Chipuru onwe gi ochi jare APC buzi nno party ndi comedians.

I'm out of the prison jare. I'll be a good boy from now on.

How are you doing ma'am?

Good boy fire!
I'm doing great jare. This news is like a balm. Made me laugh the day's stress away...muhehehehe!

StBlack1: Is your azz burning? ....Id love to unburn it.!

Ohhh,thank u! You are far too kind. But put off the fire burning ur balls in ur boxers first.*winks*

StBlack1: Elections WILL determine the Master of Games , and thats 2015.

.....and I dont know where your preposterous "gragra" assertion comes from. Cluelessness is defined in doing the RIGHT THING , not the WRONG THING + The real Drama comes 2015, not now!!

Ehhhya...

obayaya: Towards Sambisa in the North East

Oba,nwanne! Ochi si ya togbuo'm this evening.
I can see u've been delivered from the prison of Se:un... Olee way?

okparaugo: Yah muan !

Where have you been ?

Hey you. I've been around....

LMAO!!! My belle ooo! Thrown out towards what direction? North? South? East? West?
Yet some clueless peeps call GEJ ''clueless''. Now who is clueless?
It is not by toutism and gragra. The drama don dey unfold ooooo. Sit back and watch.

StBlack1: 2015 will be the FINAL JUDGEMENT !
When Jonadaaaft gets azzkicked come 2015, Im damn sure by then your collective wealth will be reduced to a one-third as your cantankerous PDP masters will be drowning in the storm of bankrupcy.
.....till then, keep scintillating in wasteful bliss.!!!!

Ehhhhyaaaa....

They could recover cows,but not the our missing girls?
Troops,i dey hail ooo.
Is nairaland's ''Madcow'' part of the recovered cows? Juss askin..

@ jpphilips...ehhya! You don vex? Mr. Patient dey para? On top wetin na? Say health workers wan become ''consultants''? Lol.
This is a faceless forum on the internet. We can all claim to be anything we want. You claim to be ''Mr. Patient,i claim to be Okonjo Iweala.
I have no intentions of dragging u anywhere. It was u who asked ''you are not even scared?''...on top wetin na? Wetin u fit do? The worst is to insult my profession,but it aint stopping me from being an asset in my society.....and earning a consistent salary *winks*
Why shld i bother identifying a fake doctor when quacks abound everywhere? No time,mehn!
Be bold,come out of hiding...lol! Mr. Patient,come out of ur hole!
Your true colur is gradually showing forth. Who are u calling nematodes? What is ur definition of ''stealing''? An increase in salary is now a theft? *SMH*. You are a lost cause. Bad belle.

delishpot: When most of dem dey go babalawo look for money nko? Baba fit don tell drm to nor dey give sick person their money. Some of dem nor dey give who need help cash o, dem go prefere to buy #10 million bucks worth of beer and suya for sofiya.
So nor be say dem no want help, dem no want vex their juju. If na burrial now, dem go bring sharp sharp.
Anywhichway sha, nor be force to help.
I go try make my own tiny contribution.

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I hear you. Your little could go a long way.

jpphilips: If you are truly a medical practitioner like you claimed, you should be able to ask some pertinent questions even if the individual decides to Google it or ask someone, the twists and his manner of presentation can easily give him away, it is obnoxious that in your experience such tactical questions elude you, reason you insist I am a doctor.

lemme give you a realistic example, a well trained police officer by mere examining your hands will know whether or not you have handled a riffle, there are cases where we see them arrest some people without guns and we term them "innocent", most times they are not really innocent but the answer lies in that training the police have that you don't, they will never tell you how they know, of course an innocent civilian who handles guns? can you make the connection?
That is what training keeps on the table.

if you claim to be an engineer in my field, I will ask you just two questions with finesse, no matter who you ask, however you Google, your presentation "MUST" give you away if you are not one of us, I don't need to second guess anybody who claim to do what I do, cos I do it so damn well, but hey!!, what do I know? low IQ's never ask the right questions, its a shame!!

Bullcrap. You sure know a lot about low IQs,cos u've exhibited it to the point of seeking so hard for fear and respect. Tah! Make i begin fear you,because u type in blue fonts. Mucheche!.
Abt four people or more also doubted your ''patient'' status. That shows u're not too smart abt hiding it. Yet u talk of ''intelligence''. Uhuuun..