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Snoggy: Story!


One word, baby; MONEY
That's the truth Deal with it.

No,the truth is that i aint your baby,so YOU deal wf that.If money is the ''thing'' for u,make the money and stop buzzing into our dainty ears.
After,na una go still complain sey babes like money.U guys wanna make money just to spend it on a fine babe u admire! SMH. Now who is the hypocrite?

caseless:

Yes,warrisit?

Snoggy: We hear all these everyday.

What kinda world do you move in? Keep deceiving yourself

The OP is 99% correct. Most girls are hypocrites. They'll tell you they love their boyfriends because he's caring and nice. But deep down it's all about the money.

The girl the OP talked about was only being real. Forget about low moral values.

No wahala...u can cry me a river for all i care.Most girls are hypocrites while all guys are sincere.Na una go still fall mugu tomorrow because of fine chick.If u like complain from today till infinity,u go still pant after Naija babe like a dog.Abeg make we hear word! I should forget abt moral values,bah? Then what should i be interested in? Guys wif shallow thinking?
Una go just open thread to bash females.Are u any better? If u think girls are your problem,then keep off from them.Guys have their flaws...eg only being interested in bleeping a girl,but no one is making noise.How many guys are in a relationship because of love? That does not mean i'll come out here crying that 99 percent of guys are only interested in sex.Abegi!
Improve yourself and u'll get a babe u deserve,shikena.
.....and as for the kind of world i move in,sorry,i'm mute on the matter.I hate to brag.

caseless: u can fit in; pple here are hospitable and welcoming.

morring!

''morning!''

woky: let me try if i can fit in..

Mornin every1

Be yourself! Do not try to fit in,just go with the flow.....

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]lmao
jeez, I feel so stupid now.[/quote]No reason to feel so!

Looooool! You sound pathetic,OP. You had an encounter wif a single female,hence,u conclude that ''most'' Nigerian babes will not get married......i hope u're smarter than ur current display.
You surround yourself with females with low moral values,hence,ur mentality.If u move in the world some of us move in,u'll meet ladies with promising careers and good manners...men flock round them.Now i ask u,what kind of friends do u keep? U cannot be too different from ur friends.Birds of a feather.....
On the other hand,if a female is independent,una go complain! Haba! I wonder wht u guys gain by bashing the same females u chase after.If these females dn't get married,then their male counterparts will remain single too.Mbok,each to his own!

ATMC: smh

Warrisit? Why ''smh''?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]eh, twinny, wetin be iyanmi?[/quote]Hallo! Iyanmi is an exclamation with no specific meaning...eg ewoooo,yepa,chai e.t.c. Mbok on the other hand means please.
Hw ya doing?

larride:

Weep no more.........God is Good.

Bukato3: Smh.As if you sabi cook.

*yimu*

Bukato3: Damnnnn .My type of gal,tough like coconut . Only that i'm married to Mondi .*walks away*

Yeah,and i sponsored the wedding singlehandedly!

Bukato3: *looks into her harsh mimiko eyes,baby calm down naa*

*pulls him by the ears* now repeat after me...'Aunty Mimi'. Say it loud and clear...''Aunty Mimi'. If u call me baby again,i will castrate u!

Dygeasy: *Dies*I'm Definitely Missing A Lot And I'm Not Gonna Push

Dn't worry,u aint missing anyfin.I've got NL family and he's my younger e-brother.....

Donxavier: so they are gone for good

but oga seun wicked o. He just deactivated and locked all relevant threads on their going away

Na so we see am ooooo.

Bukato3: *grabs her ikebe*

You dey craze?!!!! Abi u no dey look face? *slaps him with okija monument*

[quote author=DE_GONGS]Am surprise dude asked that
Though its predominantly igbo delicacy but it has gained national acceptance as you can see it in most menus in our cities.[/quote]No mind that bobo,him no just follow.Yes,oha soup is loved by most peeps.I once invited a yoruba friend of mine over and he was willing to try out the soup.Oh boy,the guy finished the semo i prepared along wif the soup!

lertee: It prevents big tummy and it aids digestion quick. Although sometimes i get hungry around 11pm but i endure till the next day

That's when my chewing gum serves its purpose.I chew orbit when i feel like munching on somefin.

Donxavier: anyone seen the two lovebirds Jamie and Ogugua

How can u see a ghost? They are both e-dead(committed e-suicide). We'll schedule their e-memorial soonest.

xynerise: Am telling you. Especially when mixed with Snail peni's

You are a crazy dude! Snail wha?.....

lertee: Oha and uziza are strange names(igbo names i guess?) cocoyam,i know that well.
Mine is semo and eforiro..i've eaten though,i don't eat late.

Thats a good habit,eating early i mean. I try to have my meal on or before 7pm.

xynerise: Are you a janitor?

You enter elevator for the first time today,mbok,allow us make we hear word na!!! Iyanmi!!!

Bukato3: wtf is oha?

It is my native soup,quite spicy.

[quote author=DE_GONGS]Awww Mimi, this just wets my tongue.
[/quote]Dn't worry,i'll PM u a plate of soup.

lertee: Oha soup ok,that must be igbo soup? What is is made with?

Its made with oha leaves,uziza leaves,cocoyam(thickener),dry fish,meat and crayfish....its lovely when well prepared.
What's on ur own menu?

Dygeasy: Hahaha... Okay!


Tell Me About That VOID Thing

Hmmmm
Void=nothing=empty...i cannot be more explicit.But he is my assistant paddy.

lertee:
What's cooking tonight?

Semo and Oha soup....i don chop clean mouth!

lertee: I don't trust bukatee,hope he has not kidnapped the babe,lol.

LoooooooooooooooooL! U don dey find trouble ooooo!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Nairaland is scaring me.[/quote]We are the fearless duo.Nobody/nothing should scare u joor!

xynerise: Aboki, do you know what elevator is?

*Falls from mango tree!* Iyanmi!!! This is wicked.Pappy tatafo,u get mouth sha.

Dygeasy: Hahaha... I've Been Good Too.

See As They Sabotaged Our Contest For This December? Was Expecting To See You There.

Is There Something Between You Two I'm Missing?

Yes there is something......VOID!

Bukato3: Baby,you just won't understand.You can stop all the wahala you know.

Hmmmm...yeye dey smell. I understand too well,leave that tin.And,no,i wish not to stop wahala.It will be too boring naaa!