Oh, tnx for repeating d thread "answers to silly questions", atleast U reminded me of them and made me laff again. But the were 12 why didn't U copy the remaining 4?

I fink sm peeps seriously need growth hormones!

@mukina, seriously now, I want to understand, 'was dat meant to be a joke'?

Why the 'ewe' in d email adress after boko haram, sounds like scam to me.I guess dis Boko haram guys are heartless enuf not to pre warn U and give U dates.

Uncle soyinka, I believe boko haram will wait for you to finish mourning before de strike again. Uncle please realise that this men are in for business and the earlier they r tamed irrespective of the measures or approach applied, the better for us all, or U will keep adding more time to your mourning state before you start taking action which may never come because U will be engrossed in mourning.

So now that the so called BH late leaders has been shot dead, what now becomes of obasanjos peace talks

Pls let's read that post again,the heading says "FG opens talk with BH", OBJ is not d FG so I think he is working with the directives of the FG, FBI or no FBI

Boy: shd I buy U shawama. Gurl: no tnx, I don't tk alcohol

Wats dis

Well d crazything about d whole show is dat technology has already crippled NBC. I don't knw how many people will waiting to hear that song on radio cos most of us have already downloaded it and its spreading like wild fire. So no big deal, he wld still do his shows abroad with d same song and mk his bucks.

If A+B= C, den C=A+B. Who run d world= Gurls! But who run d gurls= BOYSSSS!!!!!!! Pls tell me d ultimate runner

Wen U hear, rifa,rifa, rup me at dat youngsion. I ket jam 4 butt O

Wen U hear 'I dong die o' or when U ask "o boy una de hols" and d response is "nna, we de strike"

OMG, studio U tyt pass dis na

An illiterate guy got married to an educated young beau. One day they went for launch at a restaurant, the man yelled to waiter saying "bring a plate of rice and 2 spoon", d wife signalled him and said "honey add S"(to 2 spoon), he immediately yelled back to d waiter, bring 'S' also.

Hmmm, El G dis made sense, thumbs up!!

Hmmmm, I think ok is d word

I can see ur brain has divorced ur head

@me2me, I guess as ur name implies dat joke was meant for U alone

Guy U try

@aibee01, that's were d joke lies ( =D
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Quote from Realsammie: God u're so dump. ( =D
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Hmmm, if U try am, dem for find U cum where ever U de for d face of dis earth, den them go burn u in pieces, actually 3 pieces in 1 day (morn, aft, nyt) for 13 days, so do d maths to knw how many pieces of U dat wld be

Abeg studio mk I commot first b4 U burn am. *exits tread*

Ok, I knw dat was a joke

Na waoh, some of us where born to read and not write jokes, @poster pls define ur position

No not you

I'd ask for the instrument she used and 'accidentally' slide it across her face.

Wow, El G, dis was a great one, kip it up man, I guess ur haters got nufing to say about this

Taahh!!!, jamibito or joke prof, give a joke sm hilarious flavour joorrr

El G, practice makes perfect, kip trying sha

"DO you Be Intimate during ramadan?". ( =D
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