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RomanceMan Divorces Wife For Faking Death Of Former Husband by geolabious(op): 7:31pm On Mar 10, 2011
Mr. Bayo Akinsete, has divorced his wife, Kehinde. Akinsete, 48, who resides at Odongunyan, Ikorodu, Lagos State, had dragged Kehinde to an Ikorodu Customary Court, seeking the dissolution of the 10-year-old marriage.

He had told the court that Kehinde informed him that her former husband, whom she claimed she divorced had died before Akinsete fell in love with her.

Akinsete said that the union was blessed with a son, Joshua, adding that he was surprised when Kehinde, who had gone on a pilgrimage to a mountain within the country, sometime in 2008, sent a text message to him that she would be going to her former husband.

Akinsete said, “One day when she went to pilgrimage, she sent a text to me that she was going back to her former husband. When I received the message, I was so amazed that I had read the text many times to be sure of what I was reading. I was totally at lost because this was the same woman who told me that her former divorced husband had died long ago. The woman went away with our son, Joshua.

“She also was in the habit of changing schools for Joshua without good reason and this could adversely affect his education. I am no more interested in the marriage.”

Akinsete requested that Joshua should be in Kehinde’s custody for proper care as he is a man and had not remarried.

However, Kehinde, 40, a midwife, said she only changed Joshua’s school once when she observed that the school’s standard was low.

She denied faking her former husband’s death, saying that her former spouse had gone to a war and did not return on time. Kehinde said that she decided to remarry.

She said, ”Akinsete and I started living together happily. We were blessed with a son. But one day, I got a revelation in my church that I should re-examine myself. I was disturbed when the revelation persisted. I discussed it with Akinsete and told him that we could no longer live as couple as my conscience was pricking me about the revelation.

“We even afterwards stopped love making even though we were still sleeping on the same bed. When the fear of the revelation became unbearable, I moved out of the matrimonial home and sent a text message to Akinsete that I had returned to my former husband.”

The Acting President of the court, Mr. Nosiru Isiaka, granted the dissolution of the marriage and ordered Akinsete to always provide through the court, before 5th of every month N2,500 as alimony for Joshua‘s upkeep. This amount, he explained, excluded educational and medical bills. He also warned parties to keep the peace.


http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20110310142465
FamilyRe: Is It Right For A Dad To Go Through His Daughter's Phone? Could He Be Any More Overbearing? by geolabious(m): 7:17pm On Dec 31, 2010
Is It Right For A Dad To Go Through His Daughter's Phone? Could He Be Any More Overbearing?
lol

the question should be directed to brothers cos i do check my sister phone regularly . Message major point
Forum GamesBe The Last Person To Post Here For The Year 2010 by geolabious(op): 7:04pm On Dec 31, 2010
JUst a post
RomanceRe: I Think Am Fading Away. I Need Som1 To Help Me by geolabious(op): 7:40pm On Dec 27, 2010
Thanks very much for alll the comment this enof to delete her image but with all i Gods intervention dats all i will say for now

livedit:
Your in college dating a now high schooler? I don't even have to say that you are TOO old for this young girl because that's what she is.  She is a 16yr old girl doing what 16yr old does at this age.  Your looking for a woman in a little girl.  I can understand you have feelings for this young girl, but you truly need to find someone grown up and mature.  What you are seeking in this young teenager you are not going to find.  Who cares how old she looks.  The fact is, she is not older.  Her body may "look" older, but she is a young, immature, inexperienced child mentality. 

Right now, you need to be focusing on your studies than worrying about having a relationship with this minor.  Rather she is a virgin or not is irrelevant and not any of your concern.  At this point, only thing you can do is ask God for forgiveness, forgive yourself, forgive her, let her go and move on with your life. 

She has definitely moved on with her life and you should too.  Why waste all your time and brain cells on someone you are definitely not compatible with, who is not ready for no relationship, not in love with you nor wanting to be in a relationship with you.  This is why she is not returning any of your calls or responding to any of your text.  Please try harder to leave this young girl alone.  You have so much more important things you should be attending to than worrying about her.

Just allow yourself some time to get over her.  There is no magic pill you can take to rid your "feelings" of her. But you can pre-occupy your time and thoughts on something productive to keep yourself busy.  In time, you will forget all about her and move on with your life.

It's hard, but not impossible.
Thats just the fact ma sista.
RomanceRe: I Think Am Fading Away. I Need Som1 To Help Me by geolabious(op): 12:57pm On Dec 27, 2010
degubi:
[b]My first reaction was to scold you for being involved with someone who just finished secondary school [/b]i really wonder what you have to offer her, but that is the way of the world. You still have a lot to learn in the affairs of the heart and this might be your first lesson, at the stage she is in there are things she wants that you might not be able to meet. If she is asking for space then its best you give her that. You will not die if you do not speak with her or see her all you need to do is concentrate on your studies, engage in meaningful friendships and make it a goal to better yourself, with time you will get over her and find the love you seek.
Nopee i was surprise when she told me her age. To be sincere she looks older than 16. I just dont know why i love her and i really need to pray to God to renew my ribs rit away.


Woke4all:
It's obvious that when she was rolling with you her eyes were still close unlike now!

Bros her level don change, eye don open!

Abeg move on abi Girls don finish for markethuh?
How i wish i could help her to achieve her dreams uhmmm

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=575107.msg7415146#msg7415146 date=1293443358]You don't need her or anyone else to fill anything. You make it sound as though you will die if you don't have someone by your side. You need to work on yourself as a person before you can even think of being with someone else. Finding someone to replace her will do you no good because it seems as though you may have some sort of self esteem issue. If you indeed do have self esteem issues, then you need to love yourself first before you can love someone else.[/quote]Grab something there. Thanks
RomanceRe: I Think Am Fading Away. I Need Som1 To Help Me by geolabious(op): 10:42am On Dec 27, 2010
Uhmm u hav a point but i dont think i can stop thinking of her despite all she did to me. I wish i could see som1 beta than her rit away just to fill the space then may be i will getova her. Am tired of this thinking of her ooo. Pls wat can i do?
RomanceRe: I Think Am Fading Away. I Need Som1 To Help Me by geolabious(op): 10:26am On Dec 27, 2010
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=575107.msg7414968#msg7414968 date=1293440558]Why would you want her back? Seems like she's been creepin' around on you. Don't you think you deserve better than that?[/quote]But i still love her
RomanceI Think Am Fading Away. I Need Som1 To Help Me by geolabious(op): 9:57am On Dec 27, 2010
Help!!! I think am fading away. I met this girl 3years ago, i could remember she told me i was her second boyfriend and immediately asked her why are u not together just to learn and gain something from that she said he his a playboy and to romantic. Ohh to cut the story short she finally accepted ma request. All ma friends n family knws her cos i truly love her not only being ma first love since i was born. The 1st 2yrs was full of funs as in making her laugh oo. I was very surprise since August she has being behaving somhow as in pointing out ma mistakes like. Why dont u call me since morning, u dont even care 4me and soo. Then i knew som1 is trespassing, with d little knowledge i av abt relationship i always apologize to her even if she offended me atleast am 23yrs old. Sometime she wont pick ma call, i dont hav time to visit her  cos she just concluded her sec level and she is a virgin dats wat she told me anyway. Am an undergraduate, always hookedup with assignments, class work, and am the class rep just a very busy boy cos i dont play with my education but i just need som1 i will be sharing ma prob with thats all. I could remember she told me to follow her to a nite party lol ma respond was dat i cant go pherhaps am having 2test on monday she was very angry i think cos she bang the phone off me. 14/08/2010 she told me a huge lie. Dat she was bleeding from her private part,  To be realistic i think its painful cos she was crying when she called me then i prayed for her, and i asked her some few question are u menstratin or wat cos i dont understand as a Vet Medicine Student i knew wat was happening. I kwn her Hymen has being broken. Its was after a month she nawh toldme she met a gut named ,  he loves him cos his romantic,caring, and so. Uhmmm i knew she was trying to point out anoda mistakes of me. Inconclusn was he the one dat disvirgin u she was surprise she said noo he did nt disvirgin me dat 1day he went to his house to cook and washes his cloth uhmm i neva get dat kind of opportunity oo. After he nawh romance her n hav s*x with me but just once ooh at the age of 16yrs and she asked me to 4giv her then i did cos i love her so much. But last 2weeks she told me I NEED A SPACE BTW BOTH OF US, a space i dnt really understand not until a frnd told me anoda name 4relationship SPACE is BETRAYED. Since then av being dreamin thinking of her send her several messages xpressin how much i love her, atleat 3msgs a day but i finally stop texting her cos she neva respond to any. Nawh i need your help how can get her back or is it possible for me to deleted her image and everything abt her from ma heart?
PoliticsSikiru Ayinde Barister Is Dead by geolabious(op): 4:23pm On Dec 16, 2010
Dr. Sikiru Ayinde Balogun,
popularly known as Alhaji Agba
or Barrister is dead. Source say
he died few hours ago at St.
Mary ’s Hospital, Paddington,
London,
www.questionmarkmag.com/2010/12/
breaking-news-dr-sikiru-
ayinde-balogin-is-dead/
Jokes EtcThe Director And D Drunka by geolabious(op): 6:24pm On Dec 14, 2010
In an alcohol factory the
regular taster died and the
director started looking for a
new one to hire. A drunkard
with ragged and dirty look
came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory
wondered how to send him
away. They tested him. They
gave him a glass with a drink.
He tried it and said, ", it's red
wine, a muscat, three years old,
grown on a north slope,
matured in steel containers".
"That's correct", said the boss.
Another glass.
"It's red wine, Carbernet, eight
years old, grown on a southern
slope, oak barrels".
"Correct", the director was
astonished. He winked at his
secretary to suggest
something. She brought in a
glass of urine. The alcoholic
tried it and said, "it's a blonde,
26 years old, pregnant in the
third month and if you don't
give me the job, i'll also tell
who the father is!".
Forum GamesRe: Describe Yourself With One Word by geolabious(m): 5:05pm On Nov 16, 2010
Hilarious
Jokes EtcRe: How I Go Come Do Am by geolabious(m): 12:18pm On Nov 15, 2010
I will advice you to buy it for her at least Nokia 2700 11k
Guy dont brake her heart, buy it for her
Jokes EtcOriginal Lieing Detector by geolabious(op): 11:51am On Nov 15, 2010
A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps d taste out of lying tongues, He decides 2 test it 1 day.
DAD-Son,where were u 2day?
SON-Schl."Twack!" Robot slaps son!
SON-Ok, I lied,went 2 d movies
DAD-Which 1? , SON-Toy Story 3.'Robot slaps son again!
SON-Ok,it was Porn.
DAD-What? When I was ur age,I didn't know what porn was, "Twack!" Robot slaps Dad!
MUM-4gv him darling, afterall, he's ur son."Twack!" Robot slaps mum
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: My 3ds Max Renders (beginner) by geolabious(m): 7:50pm On Nov 14, 2010
U have really tried bro. Keep it up
PoliticsRe: Can Gej Become The President Without Rigging The Elections? by geolabious(m): 7:46pm On Nov 14, 2010
Yes He Can even without rigging the election. But he should forget it totally if he wont be a PDP candidate
Jokes EtcA Nigerian Man Turn Zulus: Veeeeeeeery Funny by geolabious(op): 4:42pm On Nov 11, 2010
An airplane was flying over the united states in the night, And the pilot says "ladies and gentlemen"we are losing altitude and we must throw out anything in the cabin,  The plane continues to descend despite everything being thrown out,  And then the pilot says again "the plane is still loosing altitude and we have to throw out some people,  There is a big gasp from the passengers, so the pilot says "so to make this fair passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order" So, A, any Africans onboard,  No one moves,  , B, any Blacks on board,  No one moves,  , C, any Coloureds onboard,  Still no one moves,  , D, any Darkies onboard,  No one moves, A little Nigerian boy asks his  dad "dad what are we" And the dad answered "son tonight we are ZULUS",
Music/RadioRe: Who Is Your Best/Favourite Gospel Artiste? by geolabious(m): 4:58pm On Jul 23, 2010
[size=13pt]Terry G[/size]
Music/Radio9ice Turns To A Church Choir: Video Included by geolabious(op): 3:40pm On Jul 23, 2010
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs USA: 4 - 2! @ Women's U-20 World Cup by geolabious(m): 2:50pm On Jul 23, 2010
[size=13pt]WHy can you all shutup, instead of supporting them you are condeming our falcons. Am no fans of falcons, they are defeating the female world worst USA. Wait and see[/size]
SportsThe New Spanish Flag by geolabious(op): 10:49am On Jul 23, 2010
The New Spanish Flag

FoodRe: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by geolabious(m): 7:19pm On Jul 17, 2010
Best Thread so far

Missy B keep it up

Hav really gain alot

God Bless you
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Motivates You? by geolabious(m): 7:01pm On Jul 17, 2010
To me i believe everything is always ok in the end; if it's not then it's not the end.
1. My Angel
2. Surfing the internet
3. Things around me
4. My Family
5. My Housemate in school
6. My Dean xpecially i love her die shocked
Jokes EtcRe: A Picture Of What Could Have Happen If We Host The World Cup by geolabious(op): 8:22pm On Jul 13, 2010
Yes cos of light
Jokes EtcA Picture Of What Could Have Happen If We Host The World Cup by geolabious(op): 8:03pm On Jul 13, 2010
A Picture Of What Could Have Happen If We Host The World CUp

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photography - Show Off your Sturvz Over Here by geolabious(m): 11:24am On Apr 17, 2010
Just Geo

SportsRe: Who Is Your Best Striker Of All Time? by geolabious(m): 9:35pm On Feb 26, 2010
Bola Ahmed TInubu
ComputersRe: Cyberklock Free Browsing by geolabious(m): 8:51am On Jan 27, 2010
Nope there is no need to format. Guess u are new to this. Just remove the previous version from ADD/REM program. Remmove both primer and cyber clock. And download a new trinity version form their www.cyberclock.com. Try this first there and tel me if there is any changes
ComputersRe: Cyberklock Free Browsing by geolabious(m): 8:48am On Jan 27, 2010
naijamark:
Thanks,
@webdezzi, I have used cafecentra and I think cyberklock is better if not for this hitch, cafecentra has no printer server (print monitor in cyberklock)

@spyker, the cyberklock version I use is v 9.9 for client and server, I have tried the latest trinity version but I had to reformat all systems to quickly get rid of it. The trinity version (indeed all v 12 series) have this annoying solutions colony authenticating thing, can remember exactly what it was, but it kept popping-up each time a new browser is lunched. Do you have solution for this?
There is
PoliticsBin Laden Claims Christmas Bombing Attempt by geolabious(op): 11:53am On Jan 24, 2010
CAIRO – Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden claimed responsibility for the Christmas Day airline bombing attempt in Detroit, in a audio message released Sunday, and vowed further attacks on the U.S.

The message suggests that bin Laden wants to show he remains in direct command of al-Qaida's many branches around the world.

In the short recording carried by the Al-Jazeera Arabic news channel, bin Laden addressed President Barack Obama saying the attack was a message similar to that of Sept. 11 and more attacks against the U.S. would be forthcoming.

"The message delivered to you through the plane of the heroic warrior Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was a confirmation of the previous messages sent by the heroes of the Sept. 11," he said.

"America will never dream of security unless we will have it in reality in Palestine," he added. "God willing, our raids on you will continue as long as your support for the Israelis continues."

On Christmas Day, Nigerian national Abdulmutallab attempted to blow up the Northwest Airlines flight he was sitting on as it approached Detroit Metro Airport. But the bomb he was hiding in his underwear failed to explode.

He told federal agents shortly afterward that he had been trained and instructed in the plot by al-Qaida operatives in Yemen.

Al-Qaida in the Arabian Peninsula originally took credit for the attack, but by issuing this message, bin Laden seems to be indicating that he himself is ordering attacks, rather than just putting his seal of approval on events afterward.

Analysts had previously suggested that al-Qaida's offshoots in North Africa, the Arabian Peninsula and elsewhere were operated independently from bin Laden, who is believed to be somewhere in Afghanistan-Pakistan border region.

There was no way to confirm the voice was actually that of Bin Laden, but it resembled previous recordings attributed to him.

In the past year, bin Laden's messages have concentrated heavily on the plight of the Palestinians in attempt to rally support across the region.

Many analysts believe that bin Laden is worried about Obama's popularity across the Middle East with his promises to withdraw from Iraq and personal background, so the al-Qaida leader is focusing on the close U.S.-Israeli relationship.

The suffering of the Palestinians, especially in the blockaded Gaza Strip where 1,400 died during an Israeli offensive there last year, angered many in the Arab world.

Israeli Foreign Ministry spokesman, Andy David, dismissed the latest al-Qaida message and its attempt to link Israel with attacks on the U.S.

"This is nothing new, he has said this before. Terrorists always look for absurd excuses for their despicable deeds," he said.

The last public message from bin Laden appears to have been on Sept. 26, when he demanded that European countries pull their troops out of Afghanistan. The order came in an audiotape that also warned of "retaliation" against nations that are allied with the United States in fighting the war.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100124/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_al_qaida_airline_attack

PoliticsRe: Yar'adua Interviewed By BBC: He's Alive Afterall! by geolabious(m): 12:49pm On Jan 12, 2010
[size=13pt]How old is he pls?[/size]

Christianity EtcFast Facts About The Bible by geolabious(op): 11:53am On Jan 09, 2010
[size=13pt]1. How many books are in the Bible?

The Bible contains 66 books, divided among the Old and New Testaments.



2. How many books are in the Old Testament?

There are 39 books in the Old Testament.



3. How many books are in the New Testament?

There are 27 books in the New Testament.



4. What does "testament" mean?

Testament means "covenant" or "contract."



5. Who wrote the Bible?

The Bible was written under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit by over 40 different authors from all walks of life: shepherds, farmers, tent-makers, physicians, fishermen, priests, philosophers and kings. Despite these differences in occupation and the span of years it took to write it, the Bible is an extremely cohesive and unified book.



6. Which single author contributed the most books to the Old Testament?

Moses. He wrote the first five books of the Bible, referred to as the Pentateuch: the foundation of the Bible.



7. Which single author contributed the most books to the New Testament?

The Apostle Paul, who wrote 14 books (over half) of the New Testament.



8. When was the Bible written?

It was written over a period of some 1,500 years, from around 1450 B.C. (the time of Moses) to about 100 A.D. (following the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ).



9. What is the oldest book in the Old Testament?

Many scholars agree that Job is the oldest book in the Bible, written by an unknown Israelite about 1500 B.C. Others hold that the Pentateuch (the first five books of the Bible) are the oldest books in the Bible, written between 1446 and 1406 B.C.



10. What is the youngest book in the Old Testament?

The book of Malachi, written about 400 B.C.



11. What is the oldest book of the New Testament?

Probably the book of James, written as early as A.D. 45.



12. What is the youngest book in the New Testament?

The Book of Revelation is the youngest book of the New Testament, written about 95 A.D.



13. What languages was the Bible written in?

The Bible was written in three languages: Hebrew, Aramaic, and Koine Greek.



14. When was the Bible canonized?

The entire New Testament as we know it today, was canonized before the year 375 A.D. The Old Testament had previously been canonized long before the advent of Christ.



15. What does "canon" mean?

"Canon" is derived front the Greek word "Kanon," signifying a measuring rod. Thus, to have the Bible "canonized" meant that it had been measured by the standard or test of divine inspiration and authority. It became the collection of books or writings accepted by the apostles and leadership of the early Christian church as a basis for Christian belief. It is the standard by which all Christians throughout the ages live and worship.



16. When was the first translation of the Bible made into English?

1382 A.D., by John Wycliffe.



17. When was the Bible printed?

The Bible was printed in 1454 A.D. by Johannes Gutenberg who invented the "type mold" for the printing press. It was the first book ever printed.



18. What is the oldest almost-complete manuscript of the Bible now in existence?

The Codex Vaticanus, which dates from the first half of the fourth Century. It is located in the library of the Vatican in Rome. There are older fragments of the Bible that are still preserved however--the oldest being a tiny scrap of the Gospel of John found in Egypt, dating back to the beginning of the second century. (It is currently in the Rayland's Library in Manchester, England).



19. What is the longest book in the Bible?

The book of Psalms.



20. What is the shortest book in the Bible?

2 John.



21. What is the longest chapter in the Bible?

Psalm 119



22. What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?

Psalm 117



23. What is the longest verse in the Bible?

Esther 8:9



24. What is the shortest verse in the Bible?

John 11:35



25. Which book in the Bible does not mention the word "God?"

The book of Esther.



26. Who was the oldest man that ever lived?

Methuselah who lived to be 969 years old (Genesis 5:27).



27. Who were the two men in the Bible who never died but were caught up to heaven?

Enoch, who walked with God and was no more (Genesis 5:22-24).

Elijah, who was caught up by a whirlwind into heaven (II Kings 2:11).



28. Who does the Bible say was the meekest man in the Bible (not including Jesus)?

Moses (Numbers 12:3).



29. How many languages has the Bible been translated into?

The Holy Bible has been translated into 2,018 languages, with countless more partial translations, and audio translations (for unwritten languages). (This is an enormous amount of translations. In comparison, Shakespeare, considered by many to be the master writer of the English language, has only been translated into 50 languages.)



30. Is the Bible still the best-selling book in the world?

Yes, indeed![/size]

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