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 Jokes Etc › Re: Which Joker Makes You Come To This Section? by geolabious(m): 4:00pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by geolabious(op): 3:53pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
Thanks all |
| Jokes Etc › LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by geolabious(op): 1:06pm On Jul 26, 2012 |
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.' The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.' She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question; 'Do you have vagina'? 'Yes, actually I have,' she says. The man replies.. 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours |
| Romance › Re: 9 Things You Can Do When You Are Losing Trust In Your Relationship by geolabious(op): 1:57pm On Apr 04, 2012 |
Tgirl4real: Nice write up.Am cool n u? |
| Romance › 9 Things You Can Do When You Are Losing Trust In Your Relationship by geolabious(op): 7:05pm On Apr 03, 2012 |
Trust is a key component in any relationship. Without trust, nurturing a relationship can be almost impossible. If you have found yourself lacking in the area of “trust” in your relationship, the following information will be very helpful for you. Below are things that you can do to rebuild the trust that is essential to maintain a healthy relationship. Bring the problem to the attention of your partner. Just because trust is a problem for you, doesn’t mean that trust is a problem for your partner. If it has become a concern of yours, perhaps it is time to sit them down and talk about the situation. Begin by explain why you are having trouble trusting. There may be things that your partner can do to help you rebuild trust. Begin by talking about the problem. Concentrate on positive aspects of your relationship. If you are having trouble with trust, remind yourself of the areas that your partner meets your needs. What are his or her strengths? Focusing on the good areas of the relationship will help you not to contemplate on the bad. It is essential to do this when trying to rebuild trust. Realize that it may take some time. Trust can be lost in the matter of a few seconds. Unfortunately, it is not always as easy to get it back. You have to be patient. Rebuilding trust can be hard work. Don’t give up right away! Give it some time. Be okay with giving second chances. If you don’t agree with giving second chances, you may never learn to trust in your current relationship ( or any relationship for that matter.) Do you feel that people deserve a second chance in life? Let this mindset help you learn how to trust your partner once again. Do you really want to work things out? Before you make the effort to try to rebuild trust, make a decision as to if saving the relationship is really worth it to you. If you know that the relationship isn’t going anywhere, why not use this as an excuse to end it? If you truly do care about the other person, you will be more than willing to do what it takes to rebuild trust. Spend some extra time together. The only way you can rebuild trust in your relationship once again is if you spend time with your partner. The two of you need to reconnect and this will involve scheduling time to be together. Plan a weekend getaway for the two of you where you can spend time alone to talk about the relationship. Get to the root of the problem. See a counselor. If you are having trouble rebuilding trust, consider setting up an appointment with someone who can help you overcome the problem. A pastor, close friend, or counselors are all people that you may consider talking with about rebuilding trust. Perhaps they can offer an insight to your relationship that will help you begin the rebuilding process. Let the past be the past. If you are trying to rebuild trust, you must let the past stay in the past. Don’t bring up situations that occurred during the past in arguments. This will only bring up bad memories. You will be playing the blame game rather than rebuilding the trust that you once had with your partner. Once you have forgiven your partner, refuse to look back. Focus on the positive and the future. Don’t give up. If you aren’t willing to give up on the relationship, don’t give up on rebuilding trust. Wounds can be healed and the trust CAN be rebuilt. Stay positive about the relationship and it will live up to your expectations. |
| Jokes Etc › Premiership Clubs In Relation To A Nigerian Student! by geolabious(op): 9:13am On Jan 06, 2012 |
Man united is like a student that doesn’t read throughout the semester but reads for exams and comes first at the end. Arsenal is the youngest boy in class, very brilliant but always has exam fever He manages to still be among the best in the class Chelsea is the big bully of the class. He comes first sometimes but his rich father is never satisfied with his performance Liverpool always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school. Man city is the son of the richest man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teachers to coach him. . He is starting to contest with the guys at the top. As for tottenham. He doesn’t really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than Arsenal, his next door neighbor ::. Shey Na True?? .:: |
| Jokes Etc › This Gonna Make U Laugh lolllllllllllllllll by geolabious(op): 5:09pm On Dec 30, 2011 |
“Woman of the Year” Introducing My “Woman of the Year” 2011 She is the Facilitator of the “Woman for Change Initiative”. She is the Woman who has been putting smile on the face of Nigerians amidst the Economic Hardship- Poverty, Hunger, Insecurity, Lack of Portable Water, Unemployment, Bad Roads, Blackout, Hopelessness and…, and………………, She is the Woman who has been making Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows, though her husband saddens their hearts; She is the Wife of the First Nigerian Shoeless & Bag-less President- the Cassava Bread eater, Abakaliki Rice consumer and the Ogogoro Otuoke drinker. She is the First Lady of Nigeria; the Wife of the Nigerian President who is Un’Ruthless, Un’Pharaoh, Un’Lion, Un’General, Un’Nebuchadnezarr, Un’Idi Amin, Un’Mobutu Sese Seko, Un’Emperor Bokassi, Un’Compraore, Un’Babangida, Un’Abacha, Un’Goliath, and even paapaa Un’Stoneful David- Powerful but Un’powerful. The Wife of the Amanayabo of Otuoke Kingdom, the Olu-Omo of Bayelsa State, the Asiwaju of Niger Delta Region and the King Ebele 1 of Nigeria; the President of the Crippled Giant of Africa. The Wife of the President who himself is a BURDEN on the Nation Nigeria & Nigerians. Famous Quotes of the Awardee 1) “My husband and Sambo is a good people.” 2) “The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children.” 3) “Good afternoon my fellow widows.” 4) “A good mother takes care of his children.” 5) “The people sitting before you were once a children.” 6) “Yes, we are happy for the effort, they do not disappointed us because it is not easy to carry second in an International Competition like this one.” (Addressing Press Men after the Female Under-19 FIFA World Cup). 7) “The bombers who born them, wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult, now they are bombing women and children, making some children a widow.”  “My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for losing their parents for one reason or another.”9) “We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their Nationality.” 10) “Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment.” 11) “I would rather kill myself than committing suicide.” 12) “Ojukwu is a great man, he is dead now but his manhood lives on.” 13) “I donate my family on behalf of 20 Million Naira.” 14) “ You have see nothing yet, my husband is on worked for the betterment of you all” 15) “All of us have AIDs; it’s just that some are Positively and some are Negative.” 16) “Why will Boko Haram bomb blast church on Christmas Day? They don’t have respect for Jesus, can you imagine. They are bad persons, in fact, am a sader woman right now and Mr President is more sadest.” And the Winner of My “Woman of the Year” Award is…………………………………… DR. DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN. Atewo! Atewo!! Atewo!!!: pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa (Continue Clapping Until She Sits). To be continued…………………………………………!
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| Romance › Re: Ladies: If A Man Wants You by geolabious(op): 7:38pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
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| Romance › Re: Ladies: If A Man Wants You by geolabious(op): 7:34pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
[quote author=190_@ link=topic=831366.msg9823303#msg9823303 date=1324650922]Arent you women tired Nigerian women are not interested if they do these things them nor go fit chop Neither can they get money to fix brazillian and Black berries too so this list is useless - Its not applicable to Nigerian women stop wasting their time - biko[/quote]'Totally Disagree |
| Romance › Ladies: If A Man Wants You by geolabious(op): 3:29pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
This advice was passed along to me from a counselor; it was great to hear so I wanted to share it. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that’s not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can’t "be friends." A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend. Don’t settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don’t stay because you think "it will get better." You’ll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who’ve got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn’t marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later. You cannot change a man’s behavior. Change comes from within. Don’t EVER make him feel he is more important than you are, even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less. Never let a man define who you are. Never borrow someone else’s man. Oh Lord! If he cheated with you, he’ll cheat on you. A man will only treat you the way you allow him to treat you. All men are not dogs. You should not be the one doing all the bending, compromise is a two-way street. You need time to heal between relationships, There is nothing cute about baggage. Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship. You should never look for someone to complete you. A relationship consists of two whole individuals. Look for someone complimentary, not supplementary. Dating is fun; even if he doesn’t turn out to be Mr. Right. Make him miss you sometimes. When a man always know where you are, and you’re always readily available to him—he takes it for granted. Don’t fully commit to a man who doesn’t give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others. Share this with other ladies. You’ll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman prepare. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, and an entire lifetime to forget them. Via http://www.divinecaroline.com/22065/35337-wants#ixzz1hM9QDNLl 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Help! What Can I Do To Have Her Back I Love Her So Much by geolabious(op): 6:49pm On Oct 31, 2011 |
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| Romance › Help! What Can I Do To Have Her Back I Love Her So Much by geolabious(op): 6:45pm On Oct 31, 2011 |
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| Phones › Help London Usd Bb Not Browsin After Activatin 3k Monthly Plan by geolabious(op): 7:13am On Oct 26, 2011 |
Help house a friend of mine bot curve 2 n its a london usd phone but the bis plan is not active on d phone bt if d sim is insertd into anoda bb it gona work, help sud he return it or its a settings pro. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You Know You've Been Out Of Nigeria Too Long When You Start Saying: by geolabious(op): 10:48am On Oct 05, 2011 |
shollymata:Like dat |
| Phones › Re: Mtn; Cannot Call ,cannot Receive Since Yesterday's Afternoon by geolabious(m): 10:28am On Sep 29, 2011 |
not only u |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You Know You've Been Out Of Nigeria Too Long When You Start Saying: by geolabious(op): 2:23pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
olawalebab:Lol El Guapo:Pls whats dat thing |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You Know You've Been Out Of Nigeria Too Long When You Start Saying: by geolabious(op): 10:54am On Sep 20, 2011 |
ItsModella:WEaoooooooooooh cool one |
| Jokes Etc › You Know You've Been Out Of Nigeria Too Long When You Start Saying: by geolabious(op): 7:57pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Hi guys!!! I was a little bored so i saw this and it made me laugh hard, so i decided to share, 1.“SUV” instead of “Jeep” 2.“Gas station” instead of “Petrol Station” 3.“Fireworks/Firecrackers” instead of “Banga” 4.“Soda/Pop” instead of “Minerals” 5.Dryer” instead of “Hang it in the sun” 6.“Stupid” instead of “Olodo/Ode” 7.“Trash Can” instead of “Dozbin'' 8.“Power is out” instead of ” NEPA has taken light” 9.“Security Guard” instead of “Gateman” 10.“Balcony” instead of “Varanda” 11.Cookie” instead of “Biscuit” (Cabin) 12.“Boss” instead of “Oga” 13.“CEO” instead of “Oga Pata pata” 14.“Manners” instead of “Home training” 15.“Circle” instead of “roundabout” 16.Soccer” instead of “Football” 17.“Motorcycle” instead of “meshin”, or “okada” 18.College” instead of “yunivasiti” 19.“Car” instead of “moto” 20.“Flipflops” instead of “silpas” 21.“Nail polish” instead of “Cotex” 22.“Braids” instead of “Bob Mali” 23.“gum” instead of “chin-gum” 24.“smoke” instead of “tab” 25.“Shower” instead of “Baaf” 26.“Hallway” instead of “Corridoor” 27.“Living/Sitting Room” instead of “Paalo 28.Coccaine/weed” instead of “gbana” 29.“Wuz up” instead of “How far now” 30.“Stop making fun of me” instead of “Stop yabbing me” or “Stop abusing me” |
| Phones › Re: How True Is It That 09141 Is A Killer Number? by geolabious(m): 11:04am On Sep 15, 2011 |
Its a hoax, Nigerians can really belive anything. Dem say dem say. That is the latest news/rumours spreading through the country like a plague! I AM WAITING FOR THE CALL n Their Recharge CARD lol! |
| Jokes Etc › A Wealthy Businessman by geolabious(op): 2:26pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
A wealthy businessman was upset to find a fisherman sitting beside his boat. “Why aren’t you out fishing?” he asked. “Because I’ve caught enough for today,” replied the fisherman. “Why don’t you catch more fish than you need?” the businessman asked. “What would I do with them?” replied the fisherman. The businessman said, “You could earn more money, buy a bigger boat, catch even bigger fish and make more money. Soon you’d have a whole fleet of boats and be rich like me.” The fisherman said, “Then what would I do?” The businessman replied, “You could sit down and enjoy life.” The fisherman said, “What do you think I’m doing now?” |
| Jokes Etc › Evolution Of Parental Advice To Girls: by geolabious(op): 11:17am On Sep 02, 2011 |
Evolution of Parental Advice to GIRLS, Pry 1-6:- Don't play too much in skul okay JSS1-3:- face your book and remember the daughter of whom you are SSS1-2:- Don't mind boys o, face your book, " book b4 boys cos boys bring babies" SSS3:- You must not get boys on your mind, let University be on you mind now 100L:- University boys are dangerous, most of them are cultist, beware of them, don't give them chance at all they are opportunist, faworaja niwon o 200L: Advice decreases 300L:- When u greet u parents goodday, their reply would be "awon oko yin nko?" meaning how are your husband, dem don dey use style style tell u to attach urself be that 400L:- Bimbo, I hope you are not too harsh on guys, ehn, we've not seen any of them follow u home, hmmm, no follow dem do CAREEr Women o Graduate:- Bimbo, Ile obinrin kii pe su, women are like rose flower. They wilther with tym, find urself a maaaan 3-4yrs after Grad: u go just hear their names on Heart n Soul on Star fm "Good evenin Sophire, I am 29-yr old lady of natural endowment. I am black, bold and beautiful. Please link me with a workin class n God fearin man between the ages of 30 and 35, my number is 070xxxxxxxx. Night calls allowed" |
| Culture › Re: The Longest Nigerian Name You've Heard by geolabious(m): 8:43pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
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| Car Talk › The Man Who Built A Car by geolabious(op): 3:41pm On Aug 08, 2011 |
When Sunday Okpere was seven, he made toy cars using empty milk cans, short ropes and small twigs, which he happily dragged around the streets in his hometown in Edo State; while at the same time nursing the dream of building a real car. Today, Mr Okpere drives a red and black car, which he named ‘Rock Auto,' around the streets of Lagos; a car which he designed and coupled from start to finish with locally-sourced materials. Despite the death of his father and the attendant financial and emotional setback to the family, Mr Okpere said "making a car" was something he knew he wanted to do at a young age when he discovered his creative spirit. "When I was a young boy, I used to make car with cans," said Mr Okpere, 35, who relocated with his family from Lagos to Edo State in the late 70's. "All my friends in my neighbourhood will gather around me and say I should make for them. From cars, I started making guns.Anything I was interested in, I tried to make on my own." "In secondary school, my teacher in school asked me what I wanted to be in future and I said I want to be an engineer," he said. Return to Lagos Armed with his dream, Mr Okpere returned to Lagos in 1990. He recalled how difficult it was then, struggling to help his mother and schooling. He could not further his education after completing secondary school due to financial difficulties, but this did not deter his dream. His interest in cars led him to an automobile workshop in Oyadiran Estate, Sabo, Yaba, where he trained for seven years as an auto mechanic. He garnered so much skills there that his employer didn't want him to leave. "My boss didn't want me to leave him. He kept me for some time and was paying me but later I had to leave to find my own life," he said.He worked for a while with a petroleum company in Ikoyi where he was responsible for maintaining all the cars used by the company. While there, he got some experience working on ships, as his Italian boss taught him a couple of things, he said. Today, he works with Tag 4 Armour Nigeria, a company that sells and services armoured vehicles for police, banks and individuals. For Mr Okpere, every work experience he's had was a foundation block for achieving his dream. In July 2010, he started putting pieces of his car together, a journey which took him six months to complete. "I did a lot of research on the Internet before I came up with the engine design and parts that I used. I had to work hard. "I saved my salary for many months. I think a lot, I don't drink; I don't go to beer parlour. You can't see me there. How can I achieve my own dreams? That was my focus then. I said to myself, I want to build a car, how can I go about it?" Copying the master According to Mr Okpere, many people mocked him when he started building his car. Some called him a mad man, many laughed at him.But the story of Henry Ford was one thing that greatly inspired him. "When I read the story of Henry Ford, I saw that his lifestyle was similar to my own. At the age of 12 years, he started helping his father and going for apprenticeship on how to design engine models. I thought that if he can do it, I can do it." The process of building the car came with a lot of challenges that threatened to discourage him at certain points, he said, but he kept his ground. "I made a lot of mistakes," he recalled. "I spent a lot of time and money on the windscreen. "The first one I got didn't work, it got damaged. The second one, the same thing. Until I got the third one, then I succeeded. You have to keep trying. It's not when it doesn't work then you think you have failed. You must try again." Another trying moment came when he wanted to test-drive the car. This he had to do alone. After driving it around for a while, he wanted to see the performance at a ‘C' bend on Bourdillon Road, Ikoyi, a place he said accidents occur quite often. "I wanted to see the balance of the car so I entered the bend with speed, thinking it was going to shift, but the car was fine. "Then I started laughing out loud; people were just looking at me. I gave God the glory immediately." Today, Mr Okpere is so proud of his car, a V6 four stroke engine, that he would be happy to let any engineer test-drive it. For him, safety was his priority when designing the car which is why he built it with strong iron pillars which cannot compress in such a way that it would injure the occupants in case of any accident. He is grateful to God who has been with him all the way and encourages young people to pursue their dreams regardless of where they come from. "I grew up in the street. I was a street boy. God picked me out of the street and he crowned me with his glory."
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| Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Geolabious! by geolabious(m): 6:54pm On Aug 04, 2011 |
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=696237.msg8565874#msg8565874 date=1308725972]Hey guys! Its Geolabious buffday!!! https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=115485 Hooray!!! Hip Hip Hooray! Dear Brotha, thank you for encouraging me to continue on with rap when no one on NL believe that I could do it. Well, now Im in a band and I do some rapping and singing but Im made famous for my rap and thanks to you, I am now there. Would like to wish you a Happy Birthday and may God bless you with health, Wealth and Happiness. https://www.mixhungama.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/greeting-cards/happy-birthday/happy-birthday-08.jpg[/quote]Am Happy for you may God continue to enlarge your territory. Remain Blessed ifyalways:Yap. Thanks alot |
| Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Dating Your Best Friend’s Ex? by geolabious(op): 4:21pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
swaggerboi2011:Not realy |
| Education › Re: Mathematician Pls Help B4 Ma Sistas Call Me Olodo by geolabious(op): 4:18pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
Flashaldrin:You try but u get am wrong yamakuza:Too good |
| Music/Radio › Re: Pquare Album Invasion Pixs by geolabious(op): 12:22pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
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| Music/Radio › Re: Pquare Album Invasion Pixs by geolabious(op): 12:20pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
Notin again
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