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 Music/Radio › Re: Pquare Album Invasion Pixs by geolabious(op): 12:19pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
Omo sexy
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| Music/Radio › Re: Pquare Album Invasion Pixs by geolabious(op): 12:17pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
Nawh
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| Music/Radio › Re: Pquare Album Invasion Pixs by geolabious(op): 12:15pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
Ok
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| Music/Radio › Re: Pquare Album Invasion Pixs by geolabious(op): 12:14pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
Anoda
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| Music/Radio › Pquare Album Invasion Pixs by geolabious(op): 12:11pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
Here They are
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| Education › Mathematician Pls Help B4 Ma Sistas Call Me Olodo by geolabious(op): 4:44pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
Kindly helpme with this question, Just to test ur knowledge i have gotten their ans 1. You have to measure exactly 4litres of water, but you only have a 3 litre bottle and 5 litre bottle. How wil u do it? 2. If 5+3+2=151012, 9+2+4=183662, 8+6+3=482466, 5+4+5=202504 then what will be the answer of 7+2+5? |
| Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Dating Your Best Friend’s Ex? by geolabious(op): 3:13pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
Uhmmm speechless, Hav no choice than to leave her |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by geolabious(op): 3:07pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
peterlol:Not too far |
| Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Dating Your Best Friend’s Ex? by geolabious(op): 10:35am On Jul 29, 2011 |
Da Doctor:And u call that a prayer, well am not such |
| Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Dating Your Best Friend’s Ex? by geolabious(op): 9:52am On Jul 29, 2011 |
Da Doctor:Hahaha Doctor Honestly speaking i just like her but the breakup brought the feelings dat all Lets think of it habaaa ma friends gf its absurd and disgusting |
| Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Dating Your Best Friend’s Ex? by geolabious(op): 9:49am On Jul 29, 2011 |
Roland17:Hahah baa |
| Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Dating Your Best Friend’s Ex? by geolabious(op): 9:36am On Jul 29, 2011 |
Concept:Hahahaha the feelings started when she left him |
| Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Dating Your Best Friend’s Ex? by geolabious(op): 5:31pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
Thanks you all i really appreciate it Femi ma friend, i dont really think he will be angry like that cos he has so many moneylovers, Nairaland should be my first place to share this , than sharing it among ma college mates who nearly push me to d wall Eva since ma first gf betrayd me i actually replace her with ma g.p and am actually seeing wondas, though i still think of her but not like b4 She left sometimes arnd August upto a year nawh but i stil think of her and pretend not to be, by not calling her, Doyin changed the story be diverting the feelings I started having feelings for her since the day i saw her on d RCF podium takin d bible study Uhmm to be candid its rare seein a girl lik dat in ma school UNAAB All i need is some1 who wil replace ma 4ma gf I will appreciate if u guys can teachme how erase all this feelings of a thing If i count the nos of times i thinks of ma 4ma gf it would hav form Local Gov. Area |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 19 Ways To Know When A Nigerian Is At A Party by geolabious(op): 9:38am On Jul 28, 2011 |
mikuz:U can add urs lol |
| Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Dating Your Best Friend’s Ex? by geolabious(op): 9:16am On Jul 28, 2011 |
careytommy:My ex-friend might hav change from whom i knw her to be, Girls of nowadays do change lik chameleon I knw God will guide me thru. |
| Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Dating Your Best Friend’s Ex? by geolabious(op): 9:14am On Jul 28, 2011 |
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=721872.msg8804823#msg8804823 date=1311829068]Date her and the two years later come back and complain that she is nyashing her ex[/quote]But from my own point of view i dont really think she is bad though i dont really knw her like that, Well will stick to (all) ya advice, But i don fall small oo |
| Phones › Re: Six Mnth White Curve 2 by geolabious(m): 11:42am On Jul 27, 2011 |
Beepme if u ready for 20k |
| Jokes Etc › 19 Ways To Know When A Nigerian Is At A Party by geolabious(op): 11:24am On Jul 27, 2011 |
1. Almost everyone arrives at the party late - hence the reference, "African time". 2. You were given one invitation card, but you invite 20 other friends. 3. You call the attention of the people serving food by saying "please we haven't eaten in this area o!" 4. Even when it was obvious that no alcohol was served, you still ask "don't you have any alcohol? 5. At a kids party scheduled to start at 5pm and finishing at 12am, you arrive with kids (some of them already sleeping) at 11pm. 6. You go back to ask for more food and drinks. 7. You dance to "Obesere" or "Fela" music as if your life depended on it. 8. You go to the dance floor and start "spraying" dollar notes. 9. You hear people talking, as if they are in a fight, about sports and politics. 10. Towards the end of the party you see people going into the kitchen helping themselves to "take away" food and drinks. 11. You ask the DJ to play a specially recorded cassette tape you brought with you. 12. You ask the caretaker of the hired hall to extend the party time by bribing him with money and drinks. 13. Most of the guys are frowning and cussing because fufu, semo, gira or eba wasn't served. 14. More than two bouncers are at the door that leads to where the foods/drinks are kept. 15. The men are sitting in groups, instead of sitting with their women. 16. You hear, "Wetin dem dey wait for sef? I beg make dem bring the food make I comot jo!" 17. On the dance floor, you have women dancing alone or with women and men dancing alone or with men. 18. Most of the guys are hanging around outside, attending to "business" with cellular phones. 19. The hall empties immediately after food has been served. |
| Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Dating Your Best Friend’s Ex? by geolabious(op): 11:21am On Jul 27, 2011 |
easyglo:Uhmmm Thanks rokiatu:Thanks |
| Romance › Is There Anything Wrong In Dating Your Best Friend’s Ex? by geolabious(op): 10:55am On Jul 27, 2011 |
Apart from being my best friend, we guys are in the same department. But his ex-gf was such a tall, brilliant girl, a spiritual christian( Moves Me cos God speaks to her alot, ), But Femi ( not his name) never love her but he just love being with her always. I will describe femi as a woman wrapa just because he is y*hoo boy. Last year Doyin caught femi with a (Confident Drug) dont really understand wat confident drugs is all abt but she told me is a drug used to abort or whateva, I personally think femi wana used dat for his money lover gf thats non of my business. Since then its hardly to see both of them 2geda imagine 2times winnas of Best Couple SUG Award. Back to GEO, I left ma first gf last year@22yrs after 3yrs in relatnship, she left all because i dont hav time for ***, though i dnt hav time lik dat cos am a bookworm lol. Back to ma question, Is there anything wrong in dating Doyin my friends ex? Nairalanders answers determine whether to click on "Go Ahead" or Back Up, |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This Funny: Hillary Clinton Died And Went To Heaven. by geolabious(op): 8:32pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
zealot4me:DONT KNOW |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by geolabious(op): 8:20pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
zealot4me:Oseeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by geolabious(op): 3:00pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=714692.msg8767725#msg8767725 date=1311340945]**grabs a hand lens**  Oh!!! no p  [/quote]Lol |
| Jokes Etc › This Funny: Hillary Clinton Died And Went To Heaven. by geolabious(op): 2:04pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. "Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie." "Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life." "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked. "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by geolabious(op): 2:03pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
Thanks |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by geolabious(op): 4:24pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
Element G:Thanks |
| Jokes Etc › What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by geolabious(op): 4:12pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. lol |
| Christianity Etc › Where Can I Download Sermons? by geolabious(op): 10:23am On Jul 16, 2011 |
WHere can i download Sermons? |
| Jokes Etc › Creative Jokes. The Whole Truth by geolabious(op): 4:46pm On May 25, 2011 |
THE WHOLE TRUTH At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy decides to go home and try it out. Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth.The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The father also promptly hands him a $50 note and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him a $50 note and says, "Just don't tell your father Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Click And Laugh Off Ur Ass by geolabious(op): 4:28pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Click And Laugh Off Ur Ass by geolabious(op): 4:27pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer. A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough." |
| Politics › Re: Collection Of Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Grammars by geolabious(m): 10:08am On Mar 12, 2011 |
No wonder his grammar are full of blemish
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