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 Jokes Etc › Final Year Graduation At The Niger Delta University With Pics by geolabious(op): 4:13pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
[size=13pt]FINAL Year GRADUATION AT THE NIGER DELTA UNIVERSITY with PICS [/size]
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| Fashion › Re: ~ The Nigerian Music Video Awards ( NMVA ) ~ by geolabious(m): 8:00pm On Nov 08, 2009 |
IS this a celeb? Hope this denrele no they smote ginger or wat do u think
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| Romance › Re: What Does A Man Really Want From A Woman? by geolabious(m): 8:19pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
If i may ask What Do Women Really Want? |
| Romance › Re: What Does A Man Really Want From A Woman? by geolabious(m): 8:18pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
1. Sex 2. Companionship 3. Home-makers 4. Emotional support 5. Looks matter 6. Private space 7. Respect |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Good Girls Always Fall In Love With Bad Guys? by geolabious(m): 8:04pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
[size=13pt]You all have spoken well i just like the novelty and crystal freshness of your ideas: very self-evidently creative. @ Poster let me ask u a quest: Have you being satisfying her when she needs you cos girls of now a days are something else they believe so much in s*x. Every girls leave their boy friend to another cos the new one has gotten what her boy friend doesn't have. Xple Height, Romance, Kudi(Cash) most important to woman, appearance, family background and so on. If you truly love her pray for her, i believe so much in prayer. If she is truly for you a must you must be together. Blessed[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pics by geolabious(op): 7:53pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
ajekpaks:What abt it |
| Romance › Re: Finally I Figure This Out. True Story About Girls by geolabious(op): 7:52pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
Spyker:Yes i agree with that point of urs |
| Romance › Finally I Figure This Out. True Story About Girls by geolabious(op): 2:07pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever When a GIRL calls you everyday, She is seeking for your attention When a GIRL sms's u everyday, She wants you to reply at least once When a GIRL says I love you, She means it When a GIRL says that she can't live without you, She has made up her mind that you are her future When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than that. |
| Christianity Etc › Is Hell Exothermic (gives Off Heat) Or Endothermic (absorbs Heat)? by geolabious(op): 2:00pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat) |
| Christianity Etc › Letter From Heaven by geolabious(op): 10:35am On Nov 01, 2009 |
Dear Son, I have taken all the tears you cried, and made them as showers on a field of wildflowers. And I led you to a place alone, so you know this is between you and me. It was I who grabbed hold of the sun at midnight and made it a light for the world to see. I made your voice as gentle as the morning, when bombs went off at noon. I set your face in perpetual peace and the whole world was confused. I showed you the hearts of those who adore you, and broke your heart with hatred. You wandered, seeking your place in this world, and prosperity at your hand. Some day, my son, some day soon, you'll write a letter from heaven. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes. . . .please Choose Your Best. by geolabious(m): 7:48pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
Keep it up man |
| Jokes Etc › Funny Pics by geolabious(op): 11:28am On Oct 18, 2009 |
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| Romance › Re: If It Were You What Will You Do by geolabious(m): 7:46pm On Oct 17, 2009 |
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=338716.msg4751835#msg4751835 date=1255788494]How old is the daughter, considering the fact that it is not uncommon for girls as young as 7 to have reached puberty and have started sprouting breasts nowadays? Is that really Geolabious up there |
| Romance › Re: If It Were You What Will You Do by geolabious(m): 9:48am On Oct 17, 2009 |
If i were the girl: I will first blame her for the mistake cos she is very stupid to accept her mother's husband offer. Who knows the girl might be xposed to life  . I would hav advice her to go for abortion but it dangerous cos it damage the Cervix. If i were the mother. I think this is a good advice[ medacares: |
| Phones › Re: Free Call Software by geolabious(m): 4:46pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
Holumighty:[size=13pt]Guy abeg no vex. Dont mind me fellow nl's Just do me a favour since u cant transfer a recharge card But we can call free. Just help me to call my younger sister in afghan dat finally the doctor has declare dat our granny is a virgin Here is her no +971-0802-0803-0804-0805-0806 Thanks, [/size] |
| Family › Re: Touching Story Of A Mother & Son by geolabious(op): 4:17pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
[size=13pt]Thanks All[/size] |
| Family › Touching Story Of A Mother & Son by geolabious(op): 8:34pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
Touching story of a Mother & Son My mom only had one eye. I hated her, she was such an embarrassment. My mom ran a small shop at a flea market.She collected little weeds and such to sell, anything for the money we needed she was such an embarrassment.There was this one day during elementary school. I remember that it was field day, and my mom came. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school, "Your mom only has one eye?!" and they taunted me. I wished that my mom would just disappear from this world so I said to my mom, "Mom, why don't you have the other eye?! You're only going to make me a laughingstock. Why don't you just die?" My mom did not respond. I guess I felt a little bad, but at the same time, it felt good to think that I had said what I'd wanted to say all this time. Maybe it was because my mom hadn't punished me, but I didn't think that I had hurt her feelings very badly. That night, I woke up, and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. My mom was crying there, so quietly, as if she was afraid that she might wake me. I took a look at her, and then turned away. Because of the thing I had said to her earlier, there was something pinching at me in the corner of my heart. Even so, I hated my mother who was crying out of her one eye. So I told myself that I would grow up and become successful, because I hated my one-eyed mom and our desperate poverty. Then I studied really hard. I left my mother and came to Seoul and studied, and got accepted in the Seoul University with all the confidence I had. Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. Then I had kids, too. Now I'm living happily as a successful man. I like it here because it's a place that doesn't remind me of my mom. This happiness was getting bigger and bigger, when someone unexpected came to see me "What?! Who's this?!", It was my mother, Still with her one eye. It felt as if the whole sky was falling apart on me. My little girl ran away, scared of my mom's eye. And I asked her, "Who are you? I don't know you!!!" as if I tried to make that real. I screamed at her "How dare you come to my house and scare my daughter! Get out here now!" And to this, my mother quietly answered, "oh, I'm so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address," and she disappeared. Thank good ness, she doesn't recognize me. I was quite relieved. I told myself that I wasn't going to care, or think about this for the rest of my life. Then a wave of relief came upon me, one day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. I lied to my wife saying that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I went down to the old shack, that I used to call a house, just out of curiosity there, I found my mother fallen on the cold ground. But I did not shed a single tear. She had a piece of paper in her hand, it was a letter to me. She wrote, My Son, I think my life has been long enough now. And, I won't visit Seoul anymore, but would it be too much to ask if I wanted you to come visit me once in a while? I miss you so much. And I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I decided not to go to the school, For you, I'm sorry that I only have one eye, and I was an embarrassment for you. You see, when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you having to grow up with only one eye, so I gave you mine, I was so proud of my son that was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. I was never upset at you for anything you did. The couple times that you were angry with me. I thought to myself, 'it's because he loves me.' I miss the times when you were still young around me. I miss you so much. I love you. You mean the world to me. My world shattered! Then I cried for the person who lived for me. My Mother |
| Nairaland General › Re: I Think Questionmarkmag.com Is Just A Dumb Site by geolabious(m): 6:02pm On Sep 21, 2009 |
bellanaija is nice but wetin dey d mademagazine, absolutely nothin! honestly, don't u think u re just hatin. who tell una say kevin dey do drugs. if u have proof send it to them and i assure u dey would post it. i sent them the tuface/lilwayne story 'Tuface And Lil Wayne Have A Thing In Common' and they published it. read and comment at http://www.questionmarkmag.com/?p=1977. i think otherwise. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Pics Of The Week by geolabious(op): 9:57pm On Sep 19, 2009 |
[size=13pt]Biggest Boy[/size]
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Pics Of The Week by geolabious(op): 3:07pm On Sep 19, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Pics Of The Week by geolabious(op): 9:04am On Sep 19, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Funniest Pics Of The Week by geolabious(op): 9:01am On Sep 19, 2009 |
[size=13pt]Just tired of laughing[/size]
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| Jokes Etc › Re: An Ondo Village Woman by geolabious(op): 12:48pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
kabola2009:Thanks Hope Giver [quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=322632.msg4529844#msg4529844 date=1252753001]hahaha. . when it comes to sex, their mouths are always sealed girls are baaaaaaaaaaaad[/quote]Haba ben why hitting on them. Abeg free girls jareUhhhhmm pls neva hide ur identity here oo. Cos i hav a friend named BEN. My God i will simply descride him as , |
| Jokes Etc › An Ondo Village Woman by geolabious(op): 9:20am On Sep 12, 2009 |
An Ondo village woman took her case to the village Chief to report that the village school teacher had raped her. Following is the dialogue that took place; Woman: Mo ro ran, Baba. E gba mi.! (I am in trouble, please help me!!) Chief: Ke tiri? (What happened?) Woman: Oga tisha lo fagidi ba mi lopo, baba. (The village teacher raped me) Chief: E o,, moku. Ko tifo? Asakasa. Oya shalaye, ohun mi sele (Oh my goodness!. What did you say? This is an abomination. Explain how it happened?) Woman: Mo mi kiri oja lori ate ni, Oga tisa koya pemi wonu ile, iko omi fera oja. (As I was hawking my wares, the teacher called me into his house under the guise he wanted to buy something I was selling) Woman: Mo mi wole to o, oga tisha ya ba le mi. Mo mi wo, me soro. (I entered the house and the teacher quickly grabbed me. I just watched him, but didn't utter a word) Woman: Omi kenu bomi lenu. Momi wo, me soro. (Next thing I knew, he started kissing me. I watched him, but didn't say anything) Woman: O mo wo lemi laya, O te omu aya mi. Mo mi wo, me soro. (He put his hands on my boobs and caressed them. I watched him, but still did'nt utter a word) Woman: Iba le kewu mi soke, me wo, me soro! (He then lifted up my skirt, yet I didn't utter a single word or resist) Woman: Iba le bo sokoto, gbe mi sori ibusun. Me wo, me soro! (He then undid his shorts, lifted me up and placed me on the bed. Still, I watched him) Woman: Iba le wole si mi lara, oya yi mi lata faka fiki faka fiki. Me wo, me soro! (He got on top of me and he started having sex with me going in and out. Even then, I did not utter a single word) The Chief was becoming very irritated and exasperated at this stage. Chief: Duro lube! Igba wo gan koya soro. (Enough! Stop there! When did you actually talk to voice your protest?) Woman: Ha Baba, Igba ke han kedere simi pe mo fa raku ni! (My Chief,, It was when it dawned on me that I was pregnant!!!) |
| Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Vs Nigerian Youths. by geolabious(m): 9:06am On Sep 05, 2009 |
See a harsh rejoinder to Dele Momodu's write up at http://www.questionmarkmag.com/?p=1654. Very harsh |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Graphic Designer For Magazine Wanted! by geolabious(op): 12:40pm On Aug 28, 2009 |
Could you design the sample cover attached and could work on the island (victoria island) as graphic designer to put together the design and magazine art for a 100 page monthly celebrity magazine. To begin work immediately. Send an email to droameh@gmail.com and sms 08063822578
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| Computers › Urgent! How Do I Connect Starcom With My Laptop by geolabious(op): 1:41pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Hello nairalanders pls help me out or the possible link for the configuration |
