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Politics / Peter Obi's Tweet On Taxation In 2021 Stirs Netizens Anew (photo) by Gerarduq(m): 4:08pm On Aug 07, 2022
Peter Obi's viewpoint on taxation mentioned on Twitter two years ago, while contesting for the office of the vice president alongside with Atiku, resurrects again. The tweet captions an "Obidient" comrade taking a vawulent swipe on the contestant.

Nigerian tax system is plagued with a myriad of problems, such as the complex structure of the country's taxation system, tax touting, absence of database, bad administration, multiple taxes, non payment of tax refunds, amid others. In light of this challenge, Mr. Peter Obi stresses the importance of meaningful economic structures to help the labor force meet up with the burden of taxation and, at the same time, generate more tax revenues.

Gerardangelo Uque, content writer.

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Romance / Re: Meet Our Nairaland Going For Mr Physique by Gerarduq(m): 3:20pm On Apr 19, 2022
kriss2I6:
He has a huge cvvk. grin
Mehn I dey simp for this guy Sha. grin
Oya go like and comment for the page ni grin
Romance / Meet Our Nairaland Going For Mr Physique by Gerarduq(m): 3:09pm On Apr 19, 2022
Hey guys, our main Nairaland friend, Temi, is competing on Instagram and it's gonna end 12midnight @houseoftwitch

Voting open only for 12 hours and will end 12 midnight.

Simply Like and comment. Thanks and love.

Winner of Mr Physique decided based on a combination of judges scores and fans ( by liking and commenting )

https://www.instagram.com/p/CciD9NGIbTj/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y

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Celebrities / Re: Share Your Embarrassing Or Snub Experience With A Celebrity by Gerarduq(m): 1:52pm On Nov 02, 2021
You are a real nigga. grin

TheOnlyUyai:


BASKETMOUTH
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I used to work in an organisation where we host celebrities from all walks of fame every blessed day. Basketmouth and his cohorts came on this eventful day for a premiere of a movie.

I and another colleague were assigned to their space to attend to them and address whatever complaints they had. My colleague was anticipating joyfully and had told me how "in her words", I go snap picture tire with these celebs today. I wondered why she was that excited. I mean, they had never appealed to me anyway. So, I couldn't imagine what her hullabaloo was all about.

Deep into the event, this colleague couldn't control herself and went all berserk pleading with Basketmouth for a picture. I had to take 10 steps backwards because I had already anticipated a truckload of embarrassment from him since his countenance changed immediately that colleague went towards him.

" Hi Basketmouth, you are one of my favourite celebrities. Please, I beg of you, can I just have a picture with you as this moment means a lot to me.

Basketmouth in his usual condescending arrogance outrightly told her to get out of his presence and face her job. I was ashamed on her behalf. I could imagine myself in her shoes at that moment. I was sure she died a thousand times.

Well, the excuse is that celebrities are humans too, and could have their bad and good days, but no, Basketmouth is an arrogant person twice every day. I made sure I paid him back for the embarrassment he caused her and the come back was mad. He felt it.

The time arrived for food and drinks to be shared amongst them. I made sure I took less than a pack of food/drink to be given so he wouldn't get any. I intentionally delayed him for 3 hours until the show was approaching nil. He beckoned to me and asked me what his crime was as he was hungry and needed to eat badly.

Well, I condescendingly replied as well and told him that I wasn't the one assigned to his table and that when the lady who was assigned to his table arrives, he'll get food to eat. He went silent till the show ended. Nobody cares. grin

CC: Sharpwriter.

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: Pathologist Tenders Autopsy Reports Of 99 Persons Killed During Protes by Gerarduq(m): 12:01am On Oct 24, 2021
amc:


Would you happen to know how many bodies were taken away and hidden?
An objective research was conducted by CNN, a neutral body. You may want to recourse to their research. Stop propagating tyranny and bloodshed with your voluntary blindness to the working of our rotten government.
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Pathologist Tenders Autopsy Reports Of 99 Persons Killed During Protes by Gerarduq(m): 5:41pm On Oct 23, 2021
juman:


Mention three of the names of the victims.
You are very stupid to ask me such lame question. If you want to know their names and faces, go and ask the cannibalistic soldiers who took the bodies of their victims and hid from the eyes of the world. Blatantly horrid creatures.
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Pathologist Tenders Autopsy Reports Of 99 Persons Killed During Protes by Gerarduq(m): 2:44pm On Oct 22, 2021
juman:
Lies upon lies.
99 people.
Habah.
Shame on you! Horrible demons in the same country with me. Shame on you and all who support the evil and madness pepetuated in this country! Shame follow you and your generations forever. Visit one sane country and change your madness!

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Webmasters / Re: Google Deducts US Tax Monthly From My Youtube Earnings by Gerarduq(m): 5:40pm On Sep 21, 2021
abc115:


So you earned $87 last month... keep it up
It is okay . It was reduced...I pay as much as 32% in the state of Washington for my Amazon Earnings...Joe Biden want to reduce it for people that earn less than $400,000 and increase for those $400k above if his legislation agenda is passed.

Wow. Thanks for the info tho
Agriculture / Re: Palm Oil Business by Gerarduq(m): 7:25am On Jul 01, 2021
Ezeromeoil01:
If you are into palm oil business drop your What'sapp number here to join the palm oil group where you can meet buyers and sellers
08142580692
Thanks dear. I'm a buyer
Agriculture / How To Make Your First One Million Naira From Selling Palm Oil by Gerarduq(m): 6:24pm On Jun 30, 2021
You can make over 1 million naira this season storing and reselling red palm oil and I am going to show you exactly how to do it. It’s not difficult at all; in fact it is one of the easiest business you can do in Nigeria and make quick money within four months. I happen to know places in Nigeria where you can get this product at cheap prices and place where you can sell it at good price, I am going to make everything clear to you on this post…

What is Red Palm Oil? Red palm oil is natural oil extract from palm three fruit. You and I knows the importance of red palm oil in Nigeria. No home that doesn’t cook with it and no tribe or religion that forbids it. It is generally accepted and widely used, not only in Nigeria but around the world.

Using palm oil for cooking has greater health benefits over the vegetable oil as it is said to have high concentration of vitamin E in the finest proportion. Your body tends to get better health benefits as a result of the vitamin E present in the red palm oil rather than taking a commercial vitamin E capsule. It is also rich in carotene and possess strong healing power.

Palm oil is one of the commodity constantly in high demand in Nigeria. There is never a time it wouldn’t be a hot cake in the market and it is consumed at the same rate as rice and garri. Palm oil is currently sold in Lagos and other major cities across the country at N22,000 for 25liters but if you go to the farm areas where it is produced in quantity, you can get the same 25liters at N17,000.


There are even a time of the year you may get this product at N8,500 – N9,000 per 25litres. If you can get it in quantity during the time of surplus and store it for some months, you will sell at 100% profit. It is usually surplus around December to April and sells at the highest around July to September.

If you invest N500,000 and wait for 4 months, you will be making profit of another N500,000 without any substantial effort. That is a good deal by all standard and the more money you invest, the more profit you make.

If you decides to trade all season, that will even be better. All you need to do is to find out where it’s being processed in much quantity and buy at cheap price from there, transport it to the city and sell at good price, repeat your journey as often as you can and make money all year round.


How To Trade On Palm Oil Commodity
1. Secure a Shop – You will need a shop or any safe place for storage. If you have your own house, that will be nice, just dedicate one room for the storage. However, it will be better if you can rent a shop specifically for it preferably near the market.

2. Look for Places to Buy – There are many places you can get palm oil very cheap and in great quantity in Nigeria. It is available in bulk in various parts of Ondo State.It is also available in Edo State but the king of original, high quality palm oil is Ebonyi State.Travel round the states and source from the various local markets and local palm oil processors.

Transport Your Goods – If you have your own truck or van, that will be fantastic but if not, you’d have to make do with hiring. Buy everything you want to buy, get a truck to transport it to your base and store it in your shop.

Sell Your Goods – Wait until the price goes up then you open your shop and sell at a very good price. It is a perfect way to invest money instead of keeping it to the bank with peanut paid as interest on fix deposit. It is like buying property and reselling at higher prices later.

If you need additional information regarding palm oil business, drop me a comment below and I will attend to it promptly, or contact me at +2348142580692

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This USA Conference Invitation Genuine? by Gerarduq(m): 5:17pm On Jun 30, 2021
Gordieshegz:


That may be because it is a semi formal letter: CUSTOMER'S RELATIONS.

However, standard international conferences don't just send random messages to every Tom, D*ck and Harry. They either specify or require any interested person to find out themselves on their website.

You're right tho. Amazon customer representatives write with a semi-formal style.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This USA Conference Invitation Genuine? by Gerarduq(m): 1:25pm On Jun 28, 2021
Londonboyrep:
Lol, stopped reading after ‘hope this finds you in good health..’. Only Nigerians type like that!
You're wrong. Amazon customer representatives write this way. The issue with the above-mentioned sentence is redundancy.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This USA Conference Invitation Genuine? by Gerarduq(m): 1:22pm On Jun 28, 2021
My dear, the sentence structure used here is both alien to American English and general English grammar rules. Anyway, the scammer's modus operandi is professional, so you may want to give this a try wink

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Travel / Re: I Need An Urgent Help To Identify Canadian Visa Scam Pls! by Gerarduq(m): 10:12am On Jun 24, 2021
NotaMod:
The call you receive is for Canadian Visa assessment to see the category of visa you might qualify for. You must have filled one of those assessment form from those "Canadian immigrant consultant websites". Those immigration consultant websites are shady and outright scam. The people behind it don't even live in Canada. They have similar websites for US, UK and Australia too.

Those assessments, although not technically fake, do not help your visa process.
And you can take an assessment online for free by going to www.cic.gc.ca

I'd recommend you change your card details. Because they will charge that card or keep trying to charge your card for several months.

Boss good morning to you. I filled my visa for through this link. http://www.canadianvisaexpert.com/apply/
I paid 800k for family package too. Do you think it's authentic?
Travel / Re: I Need An Urgent Help To Identify Canadian Visa Scam Pls! by Gerarduq(m): 7:10am On Jun 24, 2021
NotaMod:
The call you receive is for Canadian Visa assessment to see the category of visa you might qualify for. You must have filled one of those assessment form from those "Canadian immigrant consultant websites". Those immigration consultant websites are shady and outright scam. The people behind it don't even live in Canada. They have similar websites for US, UK and Australia too.

Those assessments, although not technically fake, do not help your visa process.
And you can take an assessment online for free by going to www.cic.gc.ca

I'd recommend you change your card details. Because they will charge that card or keep trying to charge your card for several months.

Bless you so much boss. Is it possible that the agent who gave me that link to fill could also be a scammer?
Travel / Re: I Need An Urgent Help To Identify Canadian Visa Scam Pls! by Gerarduq(m): 9:09pm On Jun 18, 2021
justwise:


This is a scam and the call is not from Canadian embassy or representative

What is the number that called you?
Thank you so much huncle. I'll send the number asap
Travel / I Need An Urgent Help To Identify Canadian Visa Scam Pls! by Gerarduq(m): 2:20pm On Jun 18, 2021
I received a call yesterday, Thursday, from a Canadian embassy representative interinterviewing me. The representative asked me questions about my application, language skills, work experience, and other immigration questions where she scored me high. Now, the problem is this, the Canadian embassy representative interviewed me via phone and asked me to submit my Atm card details. She also said she will debit my atm card of $850,000 so I'll use it for work education (fee for processing my application with my potential employers included). Can Canadian embassy representatives ask one to submit his or her atm details via phone call and ask that person to pay immediately? How can I contact Canadian government about verifying the number that called me? I didn't pay because I don't have money and I should pay today!

Modified*
Thank you guys. I don't know what this world is turning into seriously. cry
Romance / Re: Why Did You Breakup With Your Ex? by Gerarduq(m): 9:46am On Mar 20, 2021
Tloc:


Are you from Ho*LLAND? = NETHERland. cool cool
Great sarcasm wink
Career / Re: Do You Need Any Ebook But You Can't Get It Because Of Price by Gerarduq(m): 5:27pm On Mar 18, 2021
dauddy97:

is that number on your signature active on WhatsApp?
Yes boss
Career / Re: Do You Need Any Ebook But You Can't Get It Because Of Price by Gerarduq(m): 12:01pm On Mar 18, 2021
dauddy97:
i can get you any ebook as low as ₦500. quote me if you are interested.

I'm interested, boss.
Health / Re: All about brain zaps by Gerarduq(m): 3:50pm On Feb 23, 2021
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Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Gerarduq(m): 7:37pm On Jan 05, 2021
spendoon:

I don't think I'll be able to write those books because I am really busy, but I can share the one of nich I found here for free, I just need 5 people to quote me and we are good to go.
Hello bro. Good to meet you. Your boy is interested nu. I'll be grateful if you help me with this too wink
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Gerarduq(m): 10:37pm On Jan 03, 2021
BrokenWingz:

Is there a price attached?
Of c, but as a family, anything you offer will not be disputed. I can even offer a free sample to enable you evaluate my ability.
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Gerarduq(m): 7:46pm On Jan 03, 2021
BrokenWingz:
My first book got published today. It made one sale already. I used my phone to format it and when i previewed it, it was not too organized. Like, a chapter continuing where another ended. Please i want someone that i'll send the docx to help me format it using kindle create or any other software. Thanks.
I'll do it within one hour. Chat me up via my signature.
Politics / Re: We Stand By Bishop Kukah’s Christmas Message — Catholic Secretariat by Gerarduq(m): 12:41pm On Dec 29, 2020
EmmyNorse:
Is like Lia Mohammed travelled, is quite a while I heard from him
grin grin grin
That puppet
Business / Re: Kdp. Kindle Amazon Books And Corona Virus Profits Method by Gerarduq(m): 12:28pm On Dec 29, 2020
AIT1:


Okay Sir. Thank you very much.

Please can I send you a message on WhatsApp?
Of course, Sir. smiley
Business / Re: Kdp. Kindle Amazon Books And Corona Virus Profits Method by Gerarduq(m): 9:04am On Dec 28, 2020
AIT1:


Please, I want to ask this question based on this. If I have a Keyword like "Type 1 diabetes" in my title. If I use "Type 1 diabetes control for kids" as a keyword in the backend, can it affect my book from ranking for the keyword "Type 1 diabetes"?

Is that what you mean?

You can try that too as unindexing titles doesn't always occur. However, whenever you notice a massive drop in sales, you may want to check if your keywords have been unindexed for your book. To hit the nail, repeating titles in the keyword box will not increase your visibility even to an inch-length, it will rather attract the punishment of Zon's robots.

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Business / Re: Kdp. Kindle Amazon Books And Corona Virus Profits Method by Gerarduq(m): 8:58am On Dec 28, 2020
Smashspesh:
Help! I have changed my title twice but Amazon keeps rejecting it for publish.


I don't know if it's the Title of the book or the 7 backend keywords. It wasn't specified.

Email attached below.

Yep. It was detected that you're using keywords that are unrelated to your books. It's an offense to Amazon and can cause them to give your book a red flag
Business / Re: Kdp. Kindle Amazon Books And Corona Virus Profits Method by Gerarduq(m): 8:36pm On Dec 20, 2020
Emceecee:

Please can you elaborate on this? Do you mean repeating keywords cause your keywords to be nullified?
Repeating keywords on your backend box that are already in your title may increase the possibility of unindexing that keyword for your book.
Celebrities / Obama Shares His Favorite Songs Of 2020, Wizkid And Tems Among List— CNN by Gerarduq(m): 3:39pm On Dec 20, 2020
December 19, 2020
CNN

Washington (CNN)Though this year has been unprecedented in many ways, one thing that has remained constant is former President Barack Obama's tradition of sharing his year-end lists of his favorite books, films and music.

Obama took to Twitter on Saturday to share his favorite songs of 2020, a list of 30 songs that includes "Savage" (Remix) by Megan The Stallion featuring Beyonce, "La Dificil" by Bad Bunny, "Ghosts" by Bruce Springsteen, and "Essence" by Wizkid.
"Here are some of my favorite songs of the year. As usual, I had some valuable consultation from our family music guru, Sasha, to put this together. I hope you find a new song or two to listen to," tweeted Obama.

Check out Obama's full list:
"Savage (Remix)" by Meghan The Stallion feat. Beyonce
"Love is the King" by Jeff Tweedy
"Franchise" by Travis Scott feat. Young Thug and M.I.A.

"Nada" by Lido Pimienta feat. Li Saumet
"Can't Do Much" by Waxahatchee
"The Bigger Picture" by Lil Baby
"Ghosts" by Bruce Springsteen
"Levitating" by Dua Lipa feat. DaBaby
"The Climb Back" by J. Cole
"Repeat" by J Hus feat. Koffee
"Damage" by H.E.R.
"Goodbye Jimmy Reed" by Bob Dylan
"Summer 2020" by Jhene Aiko
"Brave" by Ruston Kelly
"Uwrongo (Edit)" by Prince Kaybee, Shimza, Black Motion and Ami Faku
"Better Distractions" by Faye Webster
"Lemonade" by Internet Money feat. Don Toliver, Gunna and NAV
"Blue World" by Mac Miller
"Cut Em In" by Anderson Pak feat. Rick Ross
"Starting Over" by Chris Stapleton
"Mecca" by Spillage Village, JID and Earthgang
"La Dificil" by Bad Bunny
"Essence" by Wiz Kid feat. Tems
"All My Girls Like To Fight" by Hope Tala
"Kyoto" by Phoebe Bridges
"Sun Came Out" by Gunna
"Remember Where You Are" by Jesse Ware
"4 My PPL" by Goodie Mob
"Distance" by Yebba
"One Life, Might Live" by Little Simz


SOURCE
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/12/19/politics/barack-obama-2020-favorite-songs/index.html

Business / Re: Kdp. Kindle Amazon Books And Corona Virus Profits Method by Gerarduq(m): 8:00am On Dec 20, 2020
Pmeakoncept:
My book is not selling...
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CVM65MZ

@elliok and other bosses.. What am i doing wrong, please help!

I truly like your book. Try finding lowly competitive keywords. If you do have these lowly competitive keywords, try checking if the keywords are actually indexed for your book. Zon's artificial intelligence may choose to nullify your backend keywords if they do not follow the rules of implementing keywords. One of such rules is adding key phrases that do not repeat themselves on your title and subtitle.

Secondly, I still find some grammar litters on your description. It may not be the reason for poor sales, but it can affect future sales.

Why don't you run a $100 ad for your book on Amazon? It's a great way to resurrect dead books on Kindle.
Business / Re: Kdp. Kindle Amazon Books And Corona Virus Profits Method by Gerarduq(m): 7:50am On Dec 20, 2020
Resuscitate:
please, can anyone here direct me on how to fill the amazon tax form after getting an EIN. I did it but it's bringing up an error message. I used individual and select the box that says I have a U.S. TIN, then I selected the EIN from the drop down and entered it. but when i clicked the submit button it brings up an error message. please can anyone that has done it give me some clues on how to fill it?

How did you get your EIN bro? I know it well enough that EIN isn't the same with US ITIN. How was yours even accepted? Thought Zon doesn't accept EIN.

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