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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 8:46pm On Aug 31, 2018
Daeylar:
This was epic grin
So, so cute. grin
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 8:43pm On Aug 31, 2018
Here are two of my favourites:

"Jos so you know, I Plateau much." - Elcrucifixio (A cool dude on Twitter). In case you didn't get it, like me at first, it means: Just so you know, I Play Too much.

"Conjunctivitis.com — that's a site for sore eyes!"

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Nairaland / General / Re: This Lady's Yoga Pose Got People Talking (pic) by gesoilo(m): 6:22pm On Mar 09, 2017
Rexhenrex:
Hehehe.....that is her konzign o!
This my Neighbour is Cooking Fried Rice
and Frying Fish...
.
Let me go nd Play with her children.
Forgive my slowness, but what's the joke here?
Jokes Etc / Re: Barça Fan Going To Work This Morning (Hilarious Photo) by gesoilo(m): 10:46am On Mar 09, 2017
Meanwhile, Arsene Wenger in10-2 thank PSG for taking the limelight off his team!

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Events / Re: 'My Birthday.' What I Have been doing for the past 22 years by gesoilo(m): 10:03am On Sep 27, 2016
This put a smile on my face. Thank you, deeply.
Career / Re: Confused About Contract Job And A Permanent Job by gesoilo(m): 6:58pm On Sep 16, 2016
Harwoyeez:
Money is important but shouldn't be the basis for all our decisions so consider all other factors n choose d best for yourself....God will guide u through
This.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 24th January 2016 by gesoilo(m): 7:21pm On Jan 24, 2016
If you're a Arsenal fan I feel bad for you, son. Chelsea's got 99 problems but beating Arsenal ain't one.

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Religion / Re: Post Your 2016 "By This Time Next Year"expectations With Faith.. by gesoilo(m): 11:25pm On Jan 01, 2016
I'll be a better writer. Also, I'll learn a few things about Programming.
Politics / Re: Police Urge Lagos Residents Not To Report Crime First On Social Media by gesoilo(m): 4:16pm On Nov 09, 2015
OnankpaBa:


Police?

The day i entered Abj late for the first time and i went to Jabi station to see if i can sleep there till the next day. Could you believe i was detained till the next day? Untill my elder brother came to bail me.

You better don't trust naija police.
Is this a joke? grin
Education / Re: Helpful Tips For Newly Admitted Students by gesoilo(m): 6:03pm On Oct 13, 2015
Thanks so much for the heads-up, OP; 'preciate it.
Celebrities / Re: Victoria Kimani: Sometimes I Wear Hijab To Cover My Curves by gesoilo(m): 1:11pm On Sep 12, 2015
ibkgab001:
Do re mi

Ko kan aye

An igbo man had an accident wit his new BMW X6, he called a police officer and said" this man just came smashed off the door of my BMW! My 6Million car is now condemned" The police officer shakes his head in amazement and said, "U igbo's are so materialistic, u didn't even realize that your hand has been cut off." The igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: "chinekeme !!.. Where is my Rolex?
Have a splendid weekend!!!
So funny, man. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh And Husband, Oladunni Churchill Step Out Together (photos) by gesoilo(m): 11:07pm On Aug 10, 2015
Step out how

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Food / Re: Difference Between Expiry Date And Best Before Date by gesoilo(m): 8:31pm On Jul 29, 2015
DeHero1:
Buhari has reach Best Before date...

After his first 100 days, he has reached expiry date and as d OP said, no longer useful. angry




Bottom line... Make hay while the sun shines. The 'change' we've experienced so far isn't positive at all.
gringringrin
Phones / Re: How To Send APK, PDF, ZIP & Other Files On Whatsapp by gesoilo(m): 8:17pm On Jul 20, 2015
Does the app work on Blackberry? undecided
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Reportedly Kidnapped By ISIS In Libya by gesoilo(m): 5:01pm On Jul 18, 2015
omisakint:
Sadly, Nigeria won't do anything about it. Take it or leave it USA remains the only Country in the world that will deploy 10,000 heavily armed soldiers to rescue a citizen. Although it doesn't work at all times but they Will surely make an attempt
Only if the said citizen is White. A Black person won't be worth the stress.
Sports / Re: Strictly Draw Games* Only.. by gesoilo(m): 10:37am On May 21, 2015
babasade:
3 of the games are green except the Asian game..those that selected wisely Gl
Good job, baba. What of today's?
Celebrities / Re: Emmanuel Adebayo And Wizkid Party Away In London [photos] by gesoilo(m): 10:14pm On Apr 22, 2015
BruzMoney:
After the party and drinks, someone's football carrier will dwindle and he will blame it on his family back in Togo. Mark my words

After much of drinks, someone's musical carrier will continue to dwindle and you will see him saying he wants a body sleeping in his bed, then starts chanting male names like he's a gay

After the party and the drinks, some people will go about showing off with snapping with Adebayor and Wizkid but that will not make them known in this part of the world
See finishing. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs PSG : UCL (2 - 0) On 21st April 2015 by gesoilo(m): 8:31pm On Apr 21, 2015
I just want one goal from PSG. Please.
Education / Re: High Rate Of 200 And Above In This Year's Jamb by gesoilo(m): 5:34pm On Mar 16, 2015
chykmoni:
My younger bro that wrote today said that he did not click on submit. He said that they(JAMB officials) logged everybody out at the end of the exam and he is worried. Please jambite did anyone experience such a thing and did you see your result?
Yes; same thing happened to me. I received my result nonetheless.
Travel / Re: Three Nigerians Arrested At Sham Wedding In Britain by gesoilo(m): 7:13pm On Feb 03, 2015
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: QPR Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 17th January 2015 by gesoilo(m): 3:47pm On Jan 17, 2015
United HT win; QPR 2nd half win.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Chelsea (0 - 5) On 17th January 2015 by gesoilo(m): 3:45pm On Jan 17, 2015
Chelsea HT win; Swansea 2nd half win.
Celebrities / Re: Jesse Jagz Criticizes Headies 2014 For 'Too Much Dancing', While Nation Burns by gesoilo(m): 1:37pm On Dec 16, 2014
undecided
Celebrities / Re: Timaya, Skales & Patoranking Attend Winners Chapel Shiloh 2014 by gesoilo(m): 11:45am On Dec 11, 2014
Where are others?

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by gesoilo(m): 7:36pm On Nov 19, 2014
Congo's 2nd goal was cancelled?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by gesoilo(m): 7:26pm On Nov 19, 2014
Congo 2 : 0 Sudan
Education / Re: 2014/2015 Utme And Admission Process by gesoilo(m): 10:56am On Jul 18, 2014
Is change of institution form still on sale?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Rise To 34th In Newest FIFA Rankings by gesoilo(m): 12:42pm On Jul 17, 2014
Ivory Coast is overrated!
Crime / Re: Drunk Guard Kills Female Babcock Undergrad At Birthday Party In Ikorodu by gesoilo(m): 2:03pm On Jul 16, 2014
RIP Busayo.

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