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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 8:31pm On Aug 05
The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself. cry
Jobs/Vacancies / Youtube Scriptwriter Needed by gesoilo(m): 12:08pm On Jul 08
Hello, everyone. I'm looking for scriptwriters who can include timestamps. Pay is N4. Send a DM, with your samples to +2348163833259.
Jobs/Vacancies / Hiring Anime Scriptwriters by gesoilo(m): 2:34am On Jun 08
Hello! Looking for YT scriptwriters who are passionate about Anime. Pay is N5. Send a DM, with your best samples to +2348163833259.
Jobs/Vacancies / Youtube Scriptwriters Needed by gesoilo(m): 10:04am On May 31
Looking for talented scriptwriters. Knowledge of how to include timestamps is not mandatory, but it's an advantage. Pay is N5PW. Send a DM, with your samples to 08176477283.
Jobs/Vacancies / Youtube Scriptwriter Needed by gesoilo(m): 3:12pm On May 23
Looking for scriptwriters who can include timestamps. Pay is N5. Send a DM, with your samples to +2348163833259.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Football Scriptwriter Needed by gesoilo(m): 7:41pm On May 07
Still open. I actually need 2-3 freelancers.
Jobs/Vacancies / Football Scriptwriter Needed by gesoilo(m): 7:49am On May 07
I'm looking for a creative and experienced YouTube scriptwriter in the Football niche.

The pay is 3 NPW. But if you're good, I can pay more.

NB: Please do not apply if you do not have experience writing YouTube scripts.

Also, no AI. I repeat, no AI-generated scripts.

Kindly send a WhatsApp message, with your samples, to +2348163833259.

Pitches without samples would be ignored.

Thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies / ... by gesoilo(m): 5:28am On Mar 29
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Education / Re: Law Academic Writer Needed Urgently by gesoilo(m): 8:32pm On Nov 22, 2023
ogawisdom:
Waiting
I'm down for it. My e-mail address is ilorahsomto@gmail.com.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 8:20am On Nov 17, 2023
I've a statistics joke. But the average person will think that it's mean.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2 Content Writers Needed For Long Term Content Writing Projects by gesoilo(m): 9:04am On Sep 25, 2023
Good morning, sir.

My email address is: ilorahsomto@gmail.com

I write exceptional and quality YouTube Scripts as well.
Business / Re: SEO Writers Needed For Paid Gig by gesoilo(m): 3:03pm On Sep 19, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Romance Story Writers Needed - Apply If You Have Flexible Work Schedule by gesoilo(m): 8:50pm On Jul 04, 2023
Extreme77:
We need romance writers who can tap into the ultra-modern world and create steamy love scenes that keep the reader glued. You must be willing to work on large projects for an extended time.
If interested send copies of previous work to rehutng@gmail.com

Good evening, sir/ma. I just sent you an e-mail.
Health / Re: 100 Content Researcher Needed For Medico Supplement Education Campaign by gesoilo(m): 8:53pm On Jun 12, 2023
Add me.

ilorahsomto@gmail.com
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Crypto Price Analysis Writer Urgently Needed by gesoilo(m): 7:36pm On Jun 10, 2023
Kingkamsi:
Hi. We are in need of experienced and expert crypto price analysis writers.


Our Preferred writer will:
1. Posses vast and verifiable experience in writing on crypto price analysis, crypto price prediction*
2. Provide verifiable crypto samples on cryptoprice analysis done by him/her.
3. Follows instructions and meets deadlines.
4. Produce content that is error free and void of plagiarism.
5. Should be able to do at least
3000+ words daily. And this includes weekends.


Pay
N10,000 (ten thousand naira) per article

Interested writers should contact me with their relevant samples on crypto price analysis and price prediction ONLY via WhatsApp to 08095933143. Quote this advert in your WhatsApp message to me.*

DO NOT APPLY IF YOU DO NOT MEET ALL THE ABOVE MENTIONED REQUIREMENTS
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 5:43pm On Apr 28, 2020
Blackeard:
Hola Fam.

I'm not that good at literature so I've decided to leave poetry to the prose.
grin
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 5:38pm On Apr 28, 2020
Blackeard:
Couldn't find the kitchen utensils I could use to cut my carrot and coconut so I prayed to God. He is my Grate provider.
Lovely. Absolutely lovely.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 9:10am On Apr 28, 2020
I bought a boat because it was for sail.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 9:09am On Apr 28, 2020
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 9:07am On Apr 28, 2020
How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 9:03am On Apr 28, 2020
Burnavick:
To be Frank...


I will have to change my name
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 10:22pm On Apr 25, 2020
Red no be small o, my brother. It's well.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 9:29pm On Apr 24, 2020
I should be declared the winner. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Quality Meme Thread. Laugh Your Sorrow Out. by gesoilo(m): 6:57pm On Apr 24, 2020
Brilliant thread, bro. Please keep them coming. Kudos. grin
Education / Re: Read About China's Artificial Sun That Is 'SIX TIMES' Hotter Than The Real Sun by gesoilo(m): 7:15pm On Apr 23, 2020
China again!
Well, I'm not impressed.
Celebrities / Re: Actress Chika Ike Gives Donation During Covid-19 Pandemic Lockdown by gesoilo(m): 7:11pm On Apr 23, 2020
Wow indeed! This is massive! God bless you, Chika Ike.
Pets / Two Cats Test Positive For Corona Virus In The USA by gesoilo(m): 6:48pm On Apr 23, 2020
The first cases of coronavirus in pets in the USA have been confirmed, with two pet cats in New York testing positive.

While it is thought that the cats may have contracted the virus from humans, there is no indication right now that pets can transmit it to humans.

"There's no evidence that the virus is transmitted from a pet to a human," Dr Anthony Fauci, the White House's top adviser on the coronavirus pandemic, said.

Authorities have recommended that people who think they may have the coronavirus avoid petting dogs or cats.

This finding with the two cats in New York comes after positive tests in some tigers and lions at the Bronx Zoo.

Source: https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/2020/04/23/5ea1893f46163f9f5f8b45d4.html
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed? Share Your Experience!! by gesoilo(m): 5:28pm On Apr 23, 2020
Camberlo:
I WAS SCAMMED AS A NYSC MEMBER IN COMPUTER VILLAGE, LAGOS:

I went there to buy a phone, been a corp member posted to Lagos state from northern part of the country.

I left my office at Apapa for computer village on Friday, I have intention of to observe JUMAAT CONGREGATION prayer at Ikeja after getting the phone.

Unfortunately, that day, I first stroll around before settled a particular SHOW glass seller. As I pointer my finger towards a particular phone and we begin to negotiate, as the seller insisted on #3,500 for a small NOKIA phone (tokunbo).

A guy appeared and just talk to me in a silent voice that he have same thing just for #1,500. I immediately became interested and he showed me but warned me to followed him to not far place around the area.

We both agreed on #1,500 but told me to be careful with police. He asked me to go to the PHONE CALLER nearby and make call to confirm the authenticity. After making the call, I heard him and same thing from him.

The unfortunate incident happened before I could paid the phone caller and came back to meet him. He had changed the original phone to toy.

Immediately I returned he asked me pocket the phone to avoid police seen us and I complied. I paid and left.

Not to 200metres away i decided to check a new phone I got, I tried to power it ON and my finger deep inside, I pressed another button and same thing. I check the back for battery, behold! It is deep cycle, TOY PHONE package with carton.

I quickly turned to check if I could see someone that resemble him, A GHOST am looking for.

I JEJELY, walked to the mosque, performed ablusion and observed salat.

The following week on Wednesday, colleagues asked why I cannot be reached on weekend, I told them I bought latest phone and showed them, they laughed and mocked me.

Thank God to madam Cynthia whom we are serving in the same company that gave me another phone to use.

Since then, till date, I don't believe in promo or whatever and I believer that YES, SCAMMERS EXIST.

This story happened sometimes in 2007 NYSC year at Lagos.

I still lov e Lagos anyway.
I'm sorry, but this is so so funny. grin

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