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Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 4:58pm On Jan 15, 2020
Mumu na the language of true love, don't you know? grin

Banky baba, I sight you!
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 8:36pm On Jan 14, 2020
Lapdog is what I'll be to my wife. And vice versa. I tell you, love is such a beautiful thing!
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 4:09pm On Jan 14, 2020
Fall for a lady and then proceed to tell her how you feel about her. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 8:17pm On Jan 13, 2020
Pick up lines that are neither interesting nor original drive ladies away.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 7:39pm On Jan 13, 2020
'Gbor' bu asusu ndi Yoruba. wink
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 7:37pm On Jan 13, 2020
What is all this? Let's end this thread already. Apparently, those that started it have left us!
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 2:22pm On Jan 12, 2020
Things done right yield positive results.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 8:21am On Jan 05, 2020
It is worth noting that this thread started eight years ago. Eight!
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 5:22pm On Jan 04, 2020
Christina, I don't have time to argue now. We should Aguilera.
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Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 4:46pm On Jan 04, 2020
Destiny can't fulfil itself. I, too, shall fulfil mine.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 4:41pm On Jan 04, 2020
Bros wey dey above me, your head big like Banky W own?
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 10:43pm On Jan 02, 2020
"Weaknesses" do not exist in a believer's dictionary. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me!
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 8:53pm On Jan 02, 2020
Better you keep your hands clean, Mr Real Believer.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 7:08pm On Jan 02, 2020
President Trump must not be removed this year. I repeat, he must not be removed!
CrimeRe: EFCC Nabs Three Yahoo Boys In Abuja. Recover Car, Laptops, Phones (Photo) by gesoilo(m):
undecided
FamilyRe: Living With My Parents Is Putting Me At A Disadvantage by gesoilo(m): 5:45pm On Sep 26, 2019
tongue
RomanceRe: Why Are Women More Excited About Marriage? by gesoilo(m): 12:40pm On Sep 26, 2019
They are? I don't behoove it. :-)
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Painful Word Someone Ever Told You? by gesoilo(m): 10:15am On Sep 26, 2019
Count on me. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by gesoilo(m): 8:58pm On Sep 25, 2019
Bless the Lord, oh my soul. Thank you, Sir, for second chances at missed opportunities.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 8:46pm On Aug 31, 2018
Daeylar:
This was epic grin
So, so cute. grin
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 8:43pm On Aug 31, 2018
Here are two of my favourites:

"Jos so you know, I Plateau much." - Elcrucifixio (A cool dude on Twitter). In case you didn't get it, like me at first, it means: Just so you know, I Play Too much.

"Conjunctivitis.com — that's a site for sore eyes!"
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Nairaland GeneralRe: This Lady's Yoga Pose Got People Talking (pic) by gesoilo(m): 6:22pm On Mar 09, 2017
Rexhenrex:
Hehehe.....that is her konzign o!
This my Neighbour is Cooking Fried Rice
and Frying Fish...
.
Let me go nd Play with her children.
Forgive my slowness, but what's the joke here?
Jokes EtcRe: Barça Fan Going To Work This Morning (Hilarious Photo) by gesoilo(m): 10:46am On Mar 09, 2017
Meanwhile, Arsene Wenger in10-2 thank PSG for taking the limelight off his team!
EventsRe: 'My Birthday.' What I Have been doing for the past 22 years by gesoilo(m): 10:03am On Sep 27, 2016
This put a smile on my face. Thank you, deeply.
CareerRe: Confused About Contract Job And A Permanent Job by gesoilo(m): 6:58pm On Sep 16, 2016
Harwoyeez:
Money is important but shouldn't be the basis for all our decisions so consider all other factors n choose d best for yourself....God will guide u through
This.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 24th January 2016 by gesoilo(m):
If you're a Arsenal fan I feel bad for you, son. Chelsea's got 99 problems but beating Arsenal ain't one.
Christianity EtcRe: Post Your 2016 "By This Time Next Year"expectations With Faith.. by gesoilo(m): 11:25pm On Jan 01, 2016
I'll be a better writer. Also, I'll learn a few things about Programming.
PoliticsRe: Police Urge Lagos Residents Not To Report Crime First On Social Media by gesoilo(m): 4:16pm On Nov 09, 2015
OnankpaBa:
Police?

The day i entered Abj late for the first time and i went to Jabi station to see if i can sleep there till the next day. Could you believe i was detained till the next day? Untill my elder brother came to bail me.

You better don't trust naija police.
Is this a joke? grin
EducationRe: Helpful Tips For Newly Admitted Students by gesoilo(m): 6:03pm On Oct 13, 2015
Thanks so much for the heads-up, OP; 'preciate it.
CelebritiesRe: Victoria Kimani: Sometimes I Wear Hijab To Cover My Curves by gesoilo(m): 1:11pm On Sep 12, 2015
ibkgab001:
Do re mi

Ko kan aye

An igbo man had an accident wit his new BMW X6, he called a police officer and said" this man just came smashed off the door of my BMW! My 6Million car is now condemned" The police officer shakes his head in amazement and said, "U igbo's are so materialistic, u didn't even realize that your hand has been cut off." The igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: "chinekeme !!.. Where is my Rolex?
Have a splendid weekend!!!
So funny, man. grin
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh And Husband, Oladunni Churchill Step Out Together (photos) by gesoilo(m): 11:07pm On Aug 10, 2015
Step out howhuh

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