Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 4:58pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Mumu na the language of true love, don't you know?  Banky baba, I sight you! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 8:36pm On Jan 14, 2020 |
Lapdog is what I'll be to my wife. And vice versa. I tell you, love is such a beautiful thing! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 4:09pm On Jan 14, 2020 |
Fall for a lady and then proceed to tell her how you feel about her.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 8:17pm On Jan 13, 2020 |
Pick up lines that are neither interesting nor original drive ladies away. |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 7:39pm On Jan 13, 2020 |
'Gbor' bu asusu ndi Yoruba.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 7:37pm On Jan 13, 2020 |
What is all this? Let's end this thread already. Apparently, those that started it have left us! |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 2:22pm On Jan 12, 2020 |
Things done right yield positive results. |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 8:21am On Jan 05, 2020 |
It is worth noting that this thread started eight years ago. Eight! |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 5:22pm On Jan 04, 2020 |
Christina, I don't have time to argue now. We should Aguilera. 4 Likes |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 4:46pm On Jan 04, 2020 |
Destiny can't fulfil itself. I, too, shall fulfil mine. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 4:41pm On Jan 04, 2020 |
Bros wey dey above me, your head big like Banky W own? |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 10:43pm On Jan 02, 2020 |
"Weaknesses" do not exist in a believer's dictionary. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 8:53pm On Jan 02, 2020 |
Better you keep your hands clean, Mr Real Believer. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 7:08pm On Jan 02, 2020 |
President Trump must not be removed this year. I repeat, he must not be removed! |
Crime › Re: EFCC Nabs Three Yahoo Boys In Abuja. Recover Car, Laptops, Phones (Photo) by gesoilo(m): 6:38pm On Sep 27, 2019*. Modified: 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2020 |
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Family › Re: Living With My Parents Is Putting Me At A Disadvantage by gesoilo(m): 5:45pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Why Are Women More Excited About Marriage? by gesoilo(m): 12:40pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
They are? I don't behoove it. :-) |
Romance › Re: What Is The Most Painful Word Someone Ever Told You? by gesoilo(m): 10:15am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Count on me.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by gesoilo(m): 8:58pm On Sep 25, 2019 |
Bless the Lord, oh my soul. Thank you, Sir, for second chances at missed opportunities. |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 8:46pm On Aug 31, 2018 |
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 8:43pm On Aug 31, 2018 |
Here are two of my favourites:
"Jos so you know, I Plateau much." - Elcrucifixio (A cool dude on Twitter). In case you didn't get it, like me at first, it means: Just so you know, I Play Too much.
"Conjunctivitis.com — that's a site for sore eyes!" 2 Likes |
Nairaland General › Re: This Lady's Yoga Pose Got People Talking (pic) by gesoilo(m): 6:22pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Rexhenrex: Hehehe.....that is her konzign o! This my Neighbour is Cooking Fried Rice and Frying Fish... . Let me go nd Play with her children. Forgive my slowness, but what's the joke here? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Barça Fan Going To Work This Morning (Hilarious Photo) by gesoilo(m): 10:46am On Mar 09, 2017 |
Meanwhile, Arsene Wenger in10-2 thank PSG for taking the limelight off his team! |
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Events › Re: 'My Birthday.' What I Have been doing for the past 22 years by gesoilo(m): 10:03am On Sep 27, 2016 |
This put a smile on my face. Thank you, deeply. |
Career › Re: Confused About Contract Job And A Permanent Job by gesoilo(m): 6:58pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
Harwoyeez: Money is important but shouldn't be the basis for all our decisions so consider all other factors n choose d best for yourself....God will guide u through This. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 24th January 2016 by gesoilo(m): 7:21pm On Jan 24, 2016*. Modified: 8:59pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
If you're a Arsenal fan I feel bad for you, son. Chelsea's got 99 problems but beating Arsenal ain't one. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Post Your 2016 "By This Time Next Year"expectations With Faith.. by gesoilo(m): 11:25pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
I'll be a better writer. Also, I'll learn a few things about Programming. |
Politics › Re: Police Urge Lagos Residents Not To Report Crime First On Social Media by gesoilo(m): 4:16pm On Nov 09, 2015 |
OnankpaBa: Police?
The day i entered Abj late for the first time and i went to Jabi station to see if i can sleep there till the next day. Could you believe i was detained till the next day? Untill my elder brother came to bail me.
You better don't trust naija police. Is this a joke?  |
Education › Re: Helpful Tips For Newly Admitted Students by gesoilo(m): 6:03pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Thanks so much for the heads-up, OP; 'preciate it. |
Celebrities › Re: Victoria Kimani: Sometimes I Wear Hijab To Cover My Curves by gesoilo(m): 1:11pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
ibkgab001: Do re mi
Ko kan aye
An igbo man had an accident wit his new
BMW X6, he called a police officer and said"
this man just came smashed off the door of
my BMW! My 6Million car is now condemned"
The police officer shakes his head in
amazement and said, "U igbo's are so
materialistic, u didn't even realize that your
hand has been cut off." The igbo man looks at
his amputated hand and screams:
"chinekeme !!.. Where is my Rolex?
Have a splendid weekend!!! So funny, man.  |
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Husband, Oladunni Churchill Step Out Together (photos) by gesoilo(m): 11:07pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
Step out how  |