Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 9:29pm On Apr 24, 2020 |
I should be declared the winner.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Quality Meme Thread. Laugh Your Sorrow Out. by gesoilo(m): 6:57pm On Apr 24, 2020 |
Brilliant thread, bro. Please keep them coming. Kudos.  |
Education › Re: Read About China's Artificial Sun That Is 'SIX TIMES' Hotter Than The Real Sun by gesoilo(m): 7:15pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
China again!
Well, I'm not impressed. |
Celebrities › Re: Actress Chika Ike Gives Donation During Covid-19 Pandemic Lockdown by gesoilo(m): 7:11pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Wow indeed! This is massive! God bless you, Chika Ike. |
Pets › Two Cats Test Positive For Corona Virus In The USA by gesoilo(op): 6:48pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
The first cases of coronavirus in pets in the USA have been confirmed, with two pet cats in New York testing positive. While it is thought that the cats may have contracted the virus from humans, there is no indication right now that pets can transmit it to humans. "There's no evidence that the virus is transmitted from a pet to a human," Dr Anthony Fauci, the White House's top adviser on the coronavirus pandemic, said. Authorities have recommended that people who think they may have the coronavirus avoid petting dogs or cats. This finding with the two cats in New York comes after positive tests in some tigers and lions at the Bronx Zoo. Source: https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/2020/04/23/5ea1893f46163f9f5f8b45d4.html |
Crime › Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed? Share Your Experience!! by gesoilo(m): 5:28pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Camberlo: I WAS SCAMMED AS A NYSC MEMBER IN COMPUTER VILLAGE, LAGOS:
I went there to buy a phone, been a corp member posted to Lagos state from northern part of the country.
I left my office at Apapa for computer village on Friday, I have intention of to observe JUMAAT CONGREGATION prayer at Ikeja after getting the phone.
Unfortunately, that day, I first stroll around before settled a particular SHOW glass seller. As I pointer my finger towards a particular phone and we begin to negotiate, as the seller insisted on #3,500 for a small NOKIA phone (tokunbo).
A guy appeared and just talk to me in a silent voice that he have same thing just for #1,500. I immediately became interested and he showed me but warned me to followed him to not far place around the area.
We both agreed on #1,500 but told me to be careful with police. He asked me to go to the PHONE CALLER nearby and make call to confirm the authenticity. After making the call, I heard him and same thing from him.
The unfortunate incident happened before I could paid the phone caller and came back to meet him. He had changed the original phone to toy.
Immediately I returned he asked me pocket the phone to avoid police seen us and I complied. I paid and left.
Not to 200metres away i decided to check a new phone I got, I tried to power it ON and my finger deep inside, I pressed another button and same thing. I check the back for battery, behold! It is deep cycle, TOY PHONE package with carton.
I quickly turned to check if I could see someone that resemble him, A GHOST am looking for.
I JEJELY, walked to the mosque, performed ablusion and observed salat.
The following week on Wednesday, colleagues asked why I cannot be reached on weekend, I told them I bought latest phone and showed them, they laughed and mocked me.
Thank God to madam Cynthia whom we are serving in the same company that gave me another phone to use.
Since then, till date, I don't believe in promo or whatever and I believer that YES, SCAMMERS EXIST.
This story happened sometimes in 2007 NYSC year at Lagos.
I still lov e Lagos anyway. I'm sorry, but this is so so funny.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 10:36pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
Voice of the Cross were amazing then. Bless them. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 8:11pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
Leadership begins with me and you. Everyone must start taking responsibility. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 7:30pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Leaders here aren't held accountable enough; which is, in my opinion, the major problem. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 8:04pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
Again, I say, this too shall pass. By the way, Christ is coming soon. Y'all better be ready; I am. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 2:38pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
Tithes and offering enrich the giver more than the receiver, yes? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 8:16am On Mar 27, 2020 |
Virus wey go soon disappear totally, by the grace of God.
Yes, Sir BankyG. It's our Super Frankie's book. His autobiography. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 9:14pm On Mar 26, 2020 |
Truth is, this Corona madness shall pass one day. Hopefully, very soon. Meanwhile, I'm currently reading a book by Frank Lampard. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 7:27am On Mar 25, 2020 |
Safe is, indeed, the keyword. Copy that, chief. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 8:30pm On Mar 24, 2020 |
Mouth wey God give me, I go use am praise am. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 7:52pm On Mar 24, 2020 |
Bro, on behalf of BankyGee, we're both doing fine. |
Investment › Re: Free Airtime by gesoilo(m): 7:19pm On Mar 24, 2020 |
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Family › Re: Mention Your Birthday And Find Your Twin Here by gesoilo(m): 9:17pm On Feb 15, 2020 |
Eighteenth March. |
Celebrities › Re: Watch DSTV And IPTV Channels Free by gesoilo(m): 9:52pm On Feb 01, 2020 |
TallPck1: it sounds like streaming or can you watch it without your subscription like offline and you still have the opportunity to watch those channels Op, answer this. Can you watch it without data? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 7:47pm On Jan 30, 2020 |
Come, guys, e don do. Let's give this thread a break. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 9:30pm On Jan 19, 2020 |
This game is coming to an end, I can sense it. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 9:36am On Jan 19, 2020*. Modified: 9:33pm On Jan 19, 2020 |
Smoothly and slowly, an Igbob adage says, is how you take a hot soup. Incredible that this thread was dormant for a whole day.  |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 8:12pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
Days of happiness are here. Glory be to God. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 6:35pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
It is no problem at all, boss. Apparently "¿" is used at the beginning of a sentence, before the first alphabet, to signify that a sentence is going to end in a question. Just thought I should point that out.
Having a great evening, e-buddies? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 3:03pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
BankyGee: Go in Spanish is 'van'.
Como es tu nombre? means 'What is your name?"
Como se dice "Beach" en Espanol means "How do you say "Beach" in Spanish?  Spanish sounds even better when used in songs. Meanwhile, I thought they used "¿" alongside "?" when asking a question. Am I correct? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 2:45pm On Jan 17, 2020*. Modified: 3:05pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
Now that's impressive. Kudos, man. Way to go. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 12:49pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
BankyGee, you can read and write Spanish? That's awesome, man. |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 10:27am On Jan 17, 2020 |
'Break a fly on a wheel' is an idiom I just learned, while I was looking for ideas on how to start a sentence with 'break.' The idiom means: "To subject someone to a punishment far more severe than they deserve." |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 10:21am On Jan 17, 2020 |
Espanol no gree me learn. Such a sweet language though. |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by gesoilo(m): 7:28pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Writing used to be 'it' for me. Then, as I started growing, my interest in it began to wane. Whatever happened to the dreams I had. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 7:19pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Before engaging in a fight, na to reason the matter wella o. Body, true true, no get spare parts. Hehehehe
Indeed, sir, anger has a 'disability.' Anger is deaf. As e dey hot, person wey him blood dey boil no dey hear anything. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by gesoilo(m): 5:53pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
"Love is blind," people often say. I'm wondering, which other emotion has a disability? |