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It is because of the forum advert in your posts, posting web addresses is against the rules . As for where these rules are, I don't know, I have never clapped eyes on them before,  I hate being dictated to, but if you find them, send me a link abeg, I wanna see what the fuss is all about

Mschewwwwwwwwwwwwww, the rabid bizo's still on heat, nothing new there then

carnal:
@ileke-idi,as your ido-osi broda abeg mak u do dis size oooo atleast u go win world cup wey wingless eagles no fit win from SA.

Do you have to ask how big fl gators kabloooom is And she is only just a US size 6 too at that

Other sections were allowed 3 nominees each as part of the nomination stage so get back to the drawing board and report back to us sharp sharp Or is it because we are females here hence should not even be voting and should be in the kitchen instead

tigerpaws:
Change is good!


Outstrip deserves it Most. .

_{I can't help but nominate a second} ~sissy~

What do yiou mean by "u can't help" abeg nominate 20 if you like jare, rules are meant to be broken hence the reason their is something called punishment

Outstrip -

Sissy -

Mutter - From her posts, you can tell she has fire in her belly but has succumbed and enslaven herself to her constant need for approval and the overwhelming need to play to the gallery

igbo boy:
Some of una wey be men for here una dey 4uck up abeg make una try lock up,

We know say D'banj no ugly but the way una just dey defend and fight for the guy persin go think say im dey give you prick or you dey trip for am, Abeg if u are not a girl stop fighting for if he is cute or not ah ah

Cosigned x 100 times

Dude looks gay though, abi na bisexual, eurghhh

tigerpaws:
. . . . . . but I just did!   





Did you miss that part?       I think you need more 'education' than I do         

It's past my bedtime. . . Bye

There is a great difference between asking nicely and lamely attempting to use sarcasm which is the lowest form of wit, doesn't say much about your brain then, does it Gosh i've got my work cut out with this one, God give me strength


Ah should have known i was chatting to a 14 years old whipper snapper, now run along off to bed and wipe your nose dammit and don't forget to wee wee cos you know Mum don't like it when you bedwet

190:
"[size=18pt]u no wat, if i had to give u a penny for your thoughts, u would owe me!"[/size]

Wonders shall never end, Billygoat too don sabi how to use internet come dey plagiarise e-insults, ewu iti bolobolo

Lol @ the billygoat whose small mind was left to wander on its own

tigerpaws:
I’m sorry I could barely understand what you wrote!  

Don’t you think you're getting yourself worked up? Go for ice-skating and lighten up  

Awww, you don't understand thicko, all you had to do was simply ask, y'know, afterall education is a progressive discovery of one's ignorance, so don't be ashamed or afraid to speak up next time you find yourself ignorantly lacking and slacking . . .

tigerpaws:
Sensitive?

190,

You got me LMAO

You have any issues or has the cold gotten to your brain If you feel okay with being called flies and whatnot for defending your fellow naija ladies from naija men putting them down, go right in and dive in and feel free to give those calling you flies a hi-five and go ahead to start licking their a.r.s.e in approval, no need wasting time playing any instigator role

190:
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face

Wack a.r.se and lame Nothing new there then

190:
yeah honey for the love we share
You should have walked about
[size=14pt]Getaspoo is highly sensitive and she isnt happy
with what you told her[/size], please honey we discuss this outside NL
i cant find a wife as you elsewhere so please i dont want anyone to hurt your feelings

Who the Zap is this pussywhipped marrafacker I don't know you from Adam and wish to stay like this, so kindly stay the Zap out of this and mind ya

MzDarkSkin:
LMFAO. if she really did, that's her problem!

HIYA GODDESS! How are you today lovely? I am sorry but acting classless on this forum but some of the people are hard to deal with. Luckily more of them are understanding and friendly, like yourself .

You realise you are acting classless, wow, an epiphany moment too It must be the soap I am using

I am not relevant to her skanky a.r.s.e, yet she had to go [b]there[/b]again and again, and i bet she is not done and would still come back again, irrelevant indeed And keep consoling yourselves that i was ignored when evidence to the contrary solely points to the beotch getting served and crawling away to go lick her wounds





Re; Question 6;

Whaaaat you mean there is no one, not a single person willing to throw Miss-i-am-the-most-popular-pond-scum-on-Nairaland a lifeline, awww common peeps, she can't be that bad, sure she has one redeeming feature surely

MzDarkSkin:
SA Lady forget the reason, leave that thirsty IT alone.

I just can't seem to understand why these birds can't learn from someone else's mistake? Lesson ONE: KEEP MZDARKSKIN'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH/THOUGHTS! How the fck am I gonna be a "sell out" to a trick I don't even know? SA dragged your desperate a$s up and down the forum. My asking her to let it go wasn't for her sake child. Everybody and their "mama" knows I DO NOT LIKE MADLADY, SHE KNOWS THAT, so that h.0e a$s move you just did posting that excerpt is a FAIL. Go give some crackhead a bj and stop trying to ride me. You are a "nobody" riding on the coat tails of ppl to gain popularity, hence i referred to you as "that girl". grow up. You fcked up well making me an enemy believe that. Can't even spell HYPOCRITICAL and want to call somebody out. Somebody get this thirsty b*ssh some Gatorade!

ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD ONLY PLEASE

Question 1
What do I have to fear from a cowardly bizatch who was scared to address me by my internet name but instead choose to use "that girl" and "it"?

Question 2
This bizo is b.i.t.c.h.i.n.g about a fellow Country person and I called her out as a sellout and yet her porous brain still cannot connect the dot, yet she wants to lecture me about a typo error i made, a typo as obvious as the nose on her face, should I volunteer to dumb myself down to her level and indulge her as it is not nice to see a fellow laydee walking around with egg on her face to take some off the heat off her, being the caring and considerate person I always am

Question 3
Again, whose lard a.r.s.e was dragged up and down this thread and provide links too please, thankfully, the posts are still there, she already left cos she couldn't handle this "it", so who needed to be left off the hook

Question 4
Is the link I posted not sufficient proof that someone should not have left the cage open for this rabid thing

Question 5
How do you define a nobody on the internet Majority of my posts get deleted every day to save people's face, I get banned virtually everyday, hence reason my post counts hardly ever increase, but you wouldn't see me cry that Gestapo or any of my other user IDs should have 30,000,000 posts, because this is only an online "act", BUT ACCORDING TO YOU, THIS IS HOW THE HEIGHT OF YOUR LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT IS MEASURED, YOU HAVE NO SHAME DECLARING YOU ARE AN E-NONENTITY WHO CRAVES E-POPULARITY TO BELONG, OUCH, SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE, SURELY, wharrashame


Question 6
DOESN'T SHE NEED TO SEE A SHRINK TO CHECK OUT HER HEAD RE: QUESTION 5 ABOVE? EVERYONE PLEASE DO YOUR BIT FOR HUMANITY AND SAVE A SOUL, THIS MIGHT BE THE ONLY CHANCE YOU HAVE,  AND VOTE YES PLEASE

roymary:
Lets see how this gets on your nerves; Your Dad, brothers and other men around you never had a chap stick on during Harmattan or Summer?

ROFLMAO, oh gosh, that was like a dagger to my heart, now my nerves are jangled and wrangled and mangled all thanks to you, did you have to be so cruel, you don't know how much this hurt really, you don't, buahahahaha, laughing so much my side hurts, anumpam

roymary:
Very tetchy and uptight? You really dunno me; i am accommodating but when dealing with old gizzards with no brains, i have no tolerance. I don't wanna have the last say but you keep coming back with annoying remarks. If only i could go unclothed for you, you would end up saying i'm even too manly for you.

I know enough about you from this thread to know that you are a sissy, a ninny, and a whining pantsy, and a poofter so please I don't wanna go blind abeg, so save your cocktail sausage for someone who actually wouldwant it, freaking pervert

roymary:
I hope those other women that knows how to deal with you shows up soon. I have nothing more to say to you. Thats a promise.

[size=14pt]Show me one post, just one post, where i was supposedly dealt with that i didn't manage to stick the boot in with an intensity at least 5 times more, hence reason she quickly shut her piehole, and this is me being at my most civil, trust me. Anyway why am i surprised when you were just a few moments ago boasting to Femilove that you mercilessly dealt with sagamite, when it is clear for all to see that you couldn't take the heat no longer, you ran away with your tails between your legs, freaking coward, thank God all the posts are still there for all to see and judge [/size]

^^^ Dammit, where is the insult in my post you quoted Lip gloss, very tetchy and uptight, has no shame picking fight with a lady, easily get knickers in a twist, damn i should have known i was dealing with an effeminate thing Please don't go and burst a vein too on my behalf biko abeg, your confused haemaphrodite self already has enough on your plate as it is, ciao

^^^ According to the story, she is dead and the Dad (Husband) killed her

roymary:
The simple thing i think you need is Anger Management. I get pissed but not unnecessarily and i don't simply throw stones in the crowd. If any Nigerian man has supported Nigerian babes on this forum, that would surely be me. Why wouldn't you read my comments before calling me bad?

Those foreign ladies did not come on here to belittle any of us; i think the attitude shown to them is the problem here. Blame frustrated Nigerian Men home and abroad and also blame most Nigerian women on here for their extreme sensitivity, taking things too personal.


I also know you are Sagamite's fan and thats one of the men that has put Nigerian women to disgrace on this forum. So, you need to get your tracks right.

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your internet boyfriend or whatever he is to you; is no match for me.

You have supported naija women indeed By the way, i thought you said you were gone cos you had a life


And who the hell is this Sagamite that y'all keep on bleeping about Is he like y'all's demigod on Nairaland Please I would like to know

^^^ You can say that again and again and again and again and again

When water nefa finish for reservoir with lenty plenty assorted exotic fishes too, shuo

@ Sagamite


Dem dey talk say i wan romance you, abeg wetin i wan take you do, after my Sister don suck commot 19 pickin for ya body sotay she dey complain say she be wan replace you as you don dey struggle to get it up again, abeg who wan chop ya limp leftover

agabaI23:
Sagamite

What happened to the romance request? I don't know you to be a runner

I can see Nairaland's resident tribalistic troll is out and about doing what he does best and trying to get us to notice he has arrived with his £300 (1999) Volkswagon Jalopy

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-485139.0.html

roymary:
Honestly, Sagamite says he's a Strategist and has all that intellect. I can't stand his guts. He can have all the babes on NL [size=16pt]but won't let him put other men down[/size]. I have something for him. Stay tuned.

Nice to see you've got your priorities sorted, you have no qualms and don't mind your Mum, Sisters and other women being called all belittling, derogatory names under the sun all in the bid to compare them with SA girls, but you vehemently draw the line at Naija men's image being tarnished and dragged through the mud, WE "HEAR" YOU LOUD AND CLEAR, NUMPTY

roymary:
Real man my arse, you are a real rural breed expatriate. You are too unrefined for me and hey i'm done with you for now, enjoy your chauffeuring job shift this evening. Have a good life. Ciao.

Sagamite:
[size=14pt]Before you run[/b], where is your proof you really went to Las Vegas that you promised to put up and it is not just mouth?

Na me you wan dey lie to!

Ha ha ha, someone is running away with his tail tucked firmly between his legs, lol

femi4love:
Where is "Tilapia" fish I am hungry.

You claim you want people to cease fighting yet see nothing wrong in goading Tpia by calling her derogatory names What is it about this thread that is churning out hyprocrites in their droves

Why worry about "that girl" At least the beef cooking in here is not as nauseating and putrid as the one you churned out in the post below, hyprocritical sellout


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-558451.32.html#msg7248821

MzDarkSkin:
LMFAO! LOL. mi cyah blame yuh at'tall! It just a start rain an get chilly which part mi deh. Mi cya tek it! Mi ongli hope seh it nah go sno! Mi nuh inna di mood a'tall.
Anyway is how yu fine dis ya site?

From wa deh mi a notice seh more yaadies de bout. some a dem cool but wan a dem mi nuh rate ar at'tall. she claim seh jamaicans inna di UK a gi wi badname, "yardies are gangsters", no real jamaican inna fiddem rite mine ago call fidem sef yaadie and how just tru mi represent jamaica an nah tek no forma disrespek mi "ghetto". [b]she call arself "madlady", she fava like wen donkey a pray! a dat why she nuh put up fi ar pik, onli inna bits an pieces. she mad fi tru! she nuh rate jamaica atall. she just a use di name fi get a hype but she shame a jamaica. poor she. mi gurl she alla team up wid two wutless nigerians against me wen dem a call yaard ooman "ghetto" an "raw with out class", bout how we only good fi fuk and wear diffrent color weave and reh reh an SHE alla cosign! My girl, as God is my witness mi gi ar sum GOOD warnaclat cussin yu see? a try style mi out! she all a run tu di mods dem an report me. o'l cowaad! Now wen she buk mi she nuh ave nuttin fi seh! she betta keep fi ar crawny bakside ina di UK an hide, cah if a bak a yard? woi. dem woulda damage ar good an proper. she renk an feisty![/b]

This "that girl"  wonders what her beef is with Madlady that she had to get personal And she has the nerve to come here to claim the moral high ground  I have seen it all on NL

fIMISILE JOO I was explicitly clear enough Okay but i no wan fight, i don dey take you shine for somewhere else, lol, so here's me frantically waving an olive branch under your ponmo lips, oya shake hands joo if you no wan make i give you uppercut

SA Lady:
aaaaahhhhh!!! aint that better, now that the fly is opting to get out of here to read more of @sagamite's lines for a ni-pp-le massage  , happy ni-pp-le popping 

SPEAKING TO SELF

Wow, so fast, what a transformation

Now to rub it in - Ouch, the plonker could only muster a one-line rejoinder cos she has to be careful she stopped fulfilling what i rightly said about her difficulty in controlling her nauseating, wearisomely tedious and asinine rant, lol, I would have paid to behold my legendary transformation of this doofus as she struggled to contain the verbal diarrhoea her numskull is known for, ouch again i say A very mighty fine job i did, if i may say, and I am glad to see I haven't lost the touch, meow


NEXT

This lady could be innocent since she did not attempt to run. Nigerians love awoof and if they see a phone on you, they will beg you to give them, unbeknown to them the history of the phone, which i think happened in this case

i tire for naija

Na wah for obodo Nigeria oh RIP Ngozi

r231:
break it down now haba

Mai Suya:
kai! i had trouble reading the stuff. . .too bulky

if indeed the girl the girl tested positive soon after the incident, then its unlikely she got it from the man. it takes at least 6 wks for the test to be valid.

Anyway, the poor girl has certianly been thru a traumatic experience. poor thing. ,

It is not by force to read/comment on every thread

By the way, he confessed to raping 3 underaged girls

Oh God where is Thy face

Such a humble girl too for having forgiven her father so quickly

SA Lady:
Oh! is that the buzzing fly? eeerrrm! am coming back just need to go get a fly swatter, I think I'll need an insect repellent  to go with, in a minute then.

SA Lady:
Utter dunce statements, mcxxeww talk about epileptic response, what nonsense is this, why do people really enjoy confusing themselves with others is this suppose to be a make feel good move.

Wow you are not a smart one aren’t you? not only are you a dunce spoting an opportunity for intelligent facts over SA women's nyansh, you happen to be raging with hormones displaying your crush for @sagamite. Don’t worry I’ll ask him if he is any interested in having a cyber relationship with a nazi that needs to be caged.

Tell me were you really attempting to be intelligent? Really trying to put intellectual logic on topic re Nigeria/SA womens nyash and you are asking me to join you??  Seriously are you well you've lost it, the person that started the hiv aids issue is @whitelexi since you are so keen on silly facts. Now does that massage your miniature brain

My conversation with @saga was way out of topic and am satisfied with what I’ve shared. Your thinking is the makes of nothing but an o-r-g-y between madness and stupidity.   

Has anybody ever told you that there is no cure for stupidity, you are on your own, girl

Talk about "am I done cashing that in the bank" mccxxeewww!! spoken like a proud pro 

Now what does this topic have to do with women being used as tools to put others down, are you OKAY is this where I say all hope is lost with you??

Now buzz off, I cant stand the sound of a fly buzzing in my ear its the most irritating thing, nonsense.

Wow, this silly harebrained drongos that was like a fish out of water and a sorry sight to behold when she was lamely attempting to debate a serious issue with Sagamite, now suddenly thinks I am going to be interested enough to read the ludicrous and moronic rant she's spewed up here or any other half-baked thing she has to say for that matter I no fit shout  

I know you would struggle if you are not allowed to have the last say on this matter, as can be seen on the previous pages with you coming back again and again and again, so i will step into the role of the bigger person and leave the stage for you and your tomfoolery Mind you, you would only have yourself to blame once you burst a vein

Wonder who is the fly doing the buzzing if it ain't the toerag who had to reply to one post twice, what an irony