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@OP

kudos and thanks for the points

^^^


You mean Agbariautos the snake-oil dealer on NL, nothing do am oh, we were just queueing and jostling for who would be the first to buy from him- cheap sojuyoyo and shineshine baby cars cars, wosai, who no like better thing Na me occupy number 1-10 on the queue, abi una wan join queue too, but you go grease my palm small sha o

^^^

Ol'boy leave that side if you no wan make i take broken bottle redesign your face with ila ibadan You nefa hia of ladies first Ol'boy fall in and wait inline behind me joo

Eh hen Mr Agbarimotors, as i was saying, for pre-order, which car do you think i should go for - Honda "inviscible" or Toyota "mirage" or range rover "spirit", and can you deliver within one week, and remember money is not an object

dayokanu:
This thread was pure comedy I really enjoyed it.

Agari, If i wan buy private jet, Can you help arrange it?

That reminds me, me sef wan buy flying carpet, and who better if not Agbariautos and Fishery Inc.

Gosh people can be so bloody rude,its annoying Abeg Pbontrack,ignore the jobless timewasters,an idle mind is the devil's workshop

Why are people bothering to respond and feeding this troll, please ignore thread and let it die

aminalib:
alot of people are in fairy tale land here, alot of you would not even do wat u just said, just say " mama whyyyy"

Someone's been overdosing on nollywood

dekunle26: i thot ds forum was 4matured pple.i wnt u 2knw dat pple criticise because they are jobless n notin 2do.
if not hw can u bring your president's wife on air on such silly n nasty conversation lik ds.
sm1 dat his up to 2ur aunt if nt your mum.u dnt need 2emphasis on sm1 mistake instead just laugh over it n

Don't mind them joo, all of them are immature and disrespectful and lacking in commonsense, as if their parents can do better

Blood of jisos All this shameless professional prostitutes, the money she dey collect from acting no do her ni

playa p: see eh, honestly i think he is on drugs,
i have actually seen he producer taking marijuana in the LOCAL airport CAR PARK,
well now i understand why he always acts weird, he is on stimulants

That is common knowledge in the UK, he indulges in igbo and Henessy and Martell with his bandmates and their friends regularly abegi

No wonder all types of paedophiles and sexual deviant plenty for naija, touching people's butt and people thinks this is okay That would be the day, na the imprint of my high heels i go take construct [bila ibadan[/b] on his face

no1madman:
^^Who d BLOODY hell are they?

Who da hell left this bozo's cage open

My own Mother slap my dearest Husband, I will just go and hug my Hubby and kneel down before him and call my Dad to come and carry his "wife", even if the driver brought her or she drove herself down  Ha ha which kain nonsensical gutter behaviour is that one

you should be grateful she is not doing a man, the more the merrier, two for the price of one, you can always watch if you don't want to join in, and there is nothing to feel threatened about, so whats not to like

Arrant nonsense Na only women you dey preach to? What aboout the men, don't they need to be faithful and pure and pious to make Heaven or there is a seperate heaven for men yeah we heard your message, sex is the only ingredient needed to make a marriage last

And they will now come and say we have a problem letting go of the past let go ko, let up ni

@ OP

The psychologist Sigmund Freud says, "He that has eyes to see and ears to hear may convince himself that no mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; the betrayal oozes out of him at every pore".


He has told you he does not want to talk, so what are you waiting for? For him to kill you Mba

Shuo $27,500 to purchase keke napep to sell pure water

One question please, How soon can the money invested in this Maruwa JEEP be recouped?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=4337.msg6945995#msg6945995 date=1287149854]
Lmao, I can't help but laugh but those were in style over here when I was 14. Never liked that trend though . [/quote]Err wakey wakey, you've just quoted a post that is nearly 5 years old


[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=4337.msg6990079#msg6990079 date=1287721477]
Well, summer's over so there really no need to talk about 'em. Personally, I've moved onto boots. I can't wait to buy some new boots for autumn.[/quote]Maybe i need someone to fetch me a pail of water to pour over your head to wake you up, the clue is in the thread title, Nigeria's blazing hot weather is not cut out for boots unless you wanna wear it during harmattan, lol



Having fun with this, off to dig more inked_nerd's posts

OAM4J:
Any update?

Hello mi loff OAM4Gestapo Fancy seeing you here You don't know me yet, but because of the election fever currently in place, you and i were zoned together, and whatever God has yoked together, let no Jennykadenzel2009 put a.s.s under or nose under, lest i greet it with an uppercut jab


Well to take a wiiiiiilllllllllllllldddddddd guess, due to this season of depression and double dip recession, if they take a second job that pays $1000 per month after tax, it would take them only just over 12 months to finish paying this off Inspired_m, hope this good hazardous speculation news meet you well

tpiah:
well, there[b] is [/b] this deep rooted fear of everyone eventually turning brown.

cant say i blame them, really.

Serves them right for all those years of pillaging they did to their former Empires as well as those Aborigines People are only here to collect their birthright

As for our antics, hmmmm But the Asians are worse when it comes to taking the piss chei, and they never give nothing back to the society, just take, take, take, haba Employ one Asian somewhere as a Manager, 3 months later, every worker there is Asian, buy something from them, they rip you off, if its their country people, they give them over double. You see them on the buses hogging seats meant for the elderly and disabled, they turn face like dem no see, the minute an elderly Asian person comes on board, they stand up to offer them their seat, gosh, such

mutter:
@ poster please be patient and try to think things over again.
When a marriage has broken down irretrievably it`s time to say goodbye.
Many men and women get married when they first come to a foreign country out of desperation. When this desperation is no longer there, the need for a partner of ones choice arises.
Many bi - national marriages do not stand the test of time.
While I cannot condemn you, because it is obvious you care about hurting the woman, I would still suggest that you take another look at this marriage. Maybe it can still be saved.
I know quite a few men tat married from Nigeria after being married over here, but I can tell you many of them are living in hell. The women they have are showing them hell. Some could not get kids and some got handicapped kids. Nemesis has a way of catching up on us.

Ekenedilichukwu,nNa wa for this Ni[b]mota[/b] oh, nemesis makes innocent children disabled because their parent's dumped their previous partner Osanobua Oritshe o Ojigbijigbi Sopona o Lakuli Akiika Aiyaiyai

Why not remove the plastic used to laminate the document,abi na molten iron dem dey take laminate paper for naija ni

Alikote:
actually my first degree is in chemistry and i develop interest in the i.t stuff may somebody that has expirence with an msc computer sci from the university of wolverhampton will inform us of the prospect and the career path job prospect(30000 pounds)salary and life generally after graduation cos out of my 10 ptdf scholar friends only one secure a job with cisco after school

Why don't you google websites like prospects, etc, to find out if this £30k claims are true

justwise:
Are you sure about?

You wanna counter the argument/statement, the floor's open, feel free to spill

mutter:
Please can someone explain to me how this was wicked?
I mean the man had a child outside and that was not ideal but at the end of the day that child is his flesh and blood and has a right to his father.
The in-laws came to appeal to her. What is wrong with that.
Children are never to blame. If the woman loves her husband and her own kids would she deprive them of the joy of a son/ brother?
Is that boy not a brother to her kids. She should accept the child even if she is not happy with the situation.

Is this down to old age or wisdom,hmmmmm, the jury is out

Pennywise:
You are obviously in very unfamiliar territory bro (read lost). Virgins dont ask shi/t. That is why they are virgin. Untouched. Unspoilt. The moment a virgin start making demand before sex, she is such a non-virgin (to say the least)

Or do you use the word in a philosophical sense?

Yeah, 99% of us virgins don't ask for nowt, we only politely and modestly ask that you can manipulate and stick and prod and poke and finger and tongue every hole in our body, except the main, the main hole bullseye which we are reserving for our future husbands

Spin them (the uni) some story that something urgent came up and formally write to them for permission to defer your entry by a year or tw, to buy time to make up your mind


As for coming to UK to study IT for your postgraduate, which swag are you talking about, the IT hype died about 8 years ago alongside with those Oracle DBA courses, so abeg bone that side if you don't have an IT related first degree, even then sef, years of hands on experience counts more than degree with IT,than professional qualifications

^^^ Abeg, pull the other one, if you dig deeper, you'd find its a cash in hand job, if you dig more, you'd find . . . . abeg leave matter


Your mate is white, besides after USA, Australia has the highest number of illegal immigrant in the UK, and the Government is aware of this and turn a blind eye because like i said, they are white and hence the type of immigrants they don't mind, to keep UK "white".

OMO IBO:
C'mon hombre.
Are you in anyway suggesting that dating and getting married to a mixed race guy (who happens to be half black) and then being chums with a producer in Will-i-am is all a farce and/or publicity stunt??

If we are to believe what is written in the dailies, Sarah Palin Cheryl Cole acted upon the advise given to her by the X-factor team.
I honestly believe, Gamu would've been picked if her immigration status were in order.

With regards to being allowed to remain in the UK, trust me, all they need is a good lawyer and she'll remain in the country.
All she needs to plead is 'human rights' and potential opppresion by Mugabe should she be sent home.

Thanks for being the voice of common sense



As for them having the legal right to remain in the UK, i'll ask my lil Sister B_B to explain to me or come and explain it here, and it even has nothing to do with Human Rights

Go right ahead and move, when you meet guys, you don't have to let them know upfront that you own the property, let them assume you are renting, to weed out the bad ones who might want to prey on you, thinking that your single mum status means you are desperate for a guy.

When you eventually meet the right person,  the bone of your bone, then you can let them know and you can move in with him and rent out your house with the rent going into a savings account for your son. I wish you and your lil boy the best in life. Keep your head held up high and stay strong.

Ujujoan:
Any financial role the woman undertakes is in 'supporting' capacity. Not as a duty!

I quite agree that if she's richer than her husby, there's every tendency for her to become the cheif provider. But this is exceptional cases. Women, no matter how try to twist it, love knowing out men are capable of taking care of the family, without our help!

Very well composed, nothing to take away from it, nothing to add to it

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=319961.msg4491220#msg4491220 date=1252248445]Hated for not having a male child?
By GIDEON OPARINDE[tomgidops@yahoo.com]
Sunday, September 6, 2009

https://www.sunnewsonline.com/images/oluwakemi-wiveslife.jpg
•Oluwakemi



http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/wiveslive/2009/sept/06/wiveslive-06-09-2009-001.htm



This was an unusual gathering. Moladun wondered why all her in-laws were visiting them this Sunday. It was Uncle Jide that first arrived. Not quite long after that, her husband’s immediate sister, Mummy Mofe came in.

Then grandpa and grandma arrived. Ha! Something bad is in the air. But what could it be? She wondered. Her husband of ten years, Dayo, looking a bit worried was around, so also were her four daughters. She had just spoken to her parents an hour ago, so what could it be?

It was when grandpa started talking and Uncle Jide contributing to what he was saying that it dawned on her. One of Dayo’s numerous mistresses had given birth to a baby boy! His family had come to appeal to her.

The issue of a male child had been a running battle between her and her mother-in-law. Mama had threatened to marry another woman for Dayo so that he would have a male child, as if it is the woman’s fault for not producing the required baby boy. Many a times, Mama had even suggested that packing out of her matrimonial home could be an option if she fails to give her a grandson. Now, she has finally achieved her aim. How would you react to this kind of threat if you were in Moladun’s shoes?

OLUWAKEMI A.
To the best of my knowledge, in-laws should be advised to stay clear of their children’s homes. Most times, in-laws are the major cause of problems young couples encounter. Once you have given your child out in marriage, the next thing I expect is they keep praying for them, seeking their joy, happiness and not looking for their downfall.

CHINAZA IKECHUKWU
I have found out that everything that happens positively abroad goes the opposite direction here in Africa, Nigeria to be precise. Abroad, nobody takes the issue of male or female child personal. But here, it has become an issue of open debate and an area of great attention. I can say categorically that there are great women worldwide that are more recognized than men; they have significant impacts in the society than men.

It is in Nigeria that a woman is always in hot soup when she is unable to give birth to 11 or 12 children, when she could not give birth a year after her wedding, or when she could not have a male child; as if the female child is not equally good. What of people who don’t even have any?
If there are no female, how would this mother-in-law emerge, or where would the father-in-law get a wife? Whoever is sad that her child has no male child should adopt one, at least if that would make her happy.

MODUPE A.
In the African setup, a male child is well recognized because he is the shield of the Family. He is the heir of the family; the one that will continue the family’s lineage after the father might have passed on. But what some families/men fail to realize is that we are now in a generation where women are of great value in the society. We have female pastors, lawyers, and doctors etc.

In old age as well, women are the ones that take care of their parents most. Besides, scientifically, it is the man that determines the sex of a child and not the woman. So, women should not be blamed for this.
Also, we need to understand that in this 20th century, civilization has been the order of the day, different things happen day in day out. We have women with compound names. We have women who still answer the names of their father after their husband’s names. In such instance, the name of the man will be totally blotted off.

However, if all my children are female, first, I will have to thank God for giving them to me. I will accept them as gift from God because Psalm 127:3 says Children are the heritage of the Lord and the fruit of the womb is His reward. Secondly, I will train them in the way of the Lord, give them well and sound education.

As they grow, I will teach them sex education, the type of friends they keep both in schools, church, at home and make sure they are not wayward.
Finally, I will commit them into God’s hand because without God, they cannot achieve anything in life and be useful to their generation.

SAIDAT HASSAN
For God’s sake, do such evil people still live in our midst? I wonder the planets they come from. At times I wonder why wicked people should still remain on earth.
If they want male children at all cost, they should tell their son to find solution to himself because men are sex determinant when it comes to having babies. Such wicked mothers-in-laws have forgotten they will face God’s judgment when or before they die. My advice is that we should please fear God and stay away from evil. Let us not think we would live forever on earth. Where do they want these poor girls to go just because they couldn’t have a male child?

OMOBOLANLE OLATOYE
Generally speaking, if all my children are female and there is so much pressure from my in-laws, I will first explain to them that it is not the fault of the woman having only female offspring.
God and the man are the main determinants on having a male or female child. The man donates the “Y” chromosomes, which are responsible for the male child, while the woman donates only the “X” chromosome. The woman is not to blame. More so, children are gifts from God. God made both male and female. That is the fact they have to understand.

MRS. ABDULFATAI
To start with, I have three questions for these so-called in-laws: First question, which of these children is not a child? Two, which of the children can they create? Third, which of these children can they predict would expand their family tentacles and what is the assurance that the wife they are agitating for would give them a male child? If they can give answers to these three questions, especially the last one, then they should move on with their plans.
They should leave me and my children alone, I believe we will be fine; I will take care of my children and would ensure they have a bright future.

ENIGBOKAN BOLA
I’m not God, I cannot force myself do what is beyond me. If my mother-in-law wants a male child, there are things she could do on our behalf. She can help us pray to God, and not resort to threatening me. After marriage, in-laws should have limited control over their children’s affairs. These are the major crisis in most homes today. Finally, if there were love between couples, they would not allow intruders into their family.

MRS. JOSEPH
Well, responsible mothers-in-law should be source of joy to their daughters-in-law. No wonder some spinsters don’t pray to have mothers-in-law. They have learnt from others’ nightmare. Hmm, Wives and mothers!

ONENYERE G.
Let’s take it from this angle; I don’t think there’s any woman that would not want to have a male child. No woman dislikes a good thing for herself and her family. But if it is not forth coming, the wife should not be victimized. The mother-in-law should have been her support whenever she is troubled about this, not to be a torn in the flesh.[/quote] 2009 Does shi't'e like this still happen in Naija in this days and age Ignorance is truly blissful