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RomanceRe: Man Caught His Pregnant Wife Cheating On Him! by gestapo(f): 12:28am On Feb 16, 2011
Having extramarital affair is deemed "breech of the peace" shocked Only in Nigeria lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
TravelRe: Nigeria Embassy London Worst Management by gestapo(f): 11:52pm On Feb 15, 2011
Why do people waste their time going to that pokey basement Naija Embassy in Fleet Street when they can go to the much neater and better organised one in Northumberland one near Picadilly Circus undecided


segzeybaba:
If you dont mind the fees, you could apply for the visa, but if you mind, fill the online passport form on www.immigration.gov.ng, pay the application fee, and check the date you get, if its a long interview date beyond your intended date of travel, drop your email and i will tell you what you could do in time for your travel.
Oga Sir, I am interested Sir, it is for my friend's baby Sir, is the offer to drop one's email still open Sir? Awaiting your response Sir. God bless you Sir cheesy
CelebritiesRe: ~Super Diva Omotola Jolade Ekeinde At The Grammys 2011~ by gestapo(f): 11:04pm On Feb 15, 2011
OmoT or whatever they call you, hold your head up high sweets, you rock jare kiss And your dearest Husband worships the ground you walk on, so no shaking kiss kiss
RomanceRe: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(op): 4:22pm On Feb 14, 2011
shocked shocked shocked Huh shocked What angry Nothing, not even one bloody single rose or a half-eaten chocolate cry cry cry But, but, but, my BB is on, my GSM is on, my Thuraya is on, my skype, YIM, AOL, MSN, facebook, etc is on and my status is available so why haven't I gotten just one look in cry cry cry


What is this I see shocked No wonder I got nothing so far angry angry angry


Foyeks has just been swept off her feet by this sexy adonis Justwise angry angry angry


Tigerpaws is just agreeing to Ultrame's ultra suave sexy move and they are just finalising there plan to fly her to Paris the City of love angry angry angry


Ladies I can't be mad at you right now, so spill your secret, is it the special powder you used or Baba Dibia embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed




Atreides:
*strolls in* I think i like it here. .
Any Brethren for this Sisthren? embarassed Like your younger Brother embarassed There is nothing in Nigeria like age of consent right tongue cheesy
RomanceRe: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(op): 4:13pm On Feb 14, 2011
I hate to feel smug but by now I should have at least 6,000 engagement rings, marriage proposals, chocolates, flowers, romantic trips to Milan, Dubai, Paris, etc, by now, yippee cheesy


Will be back, off to go and read the thread and come back and gloat and rub it in some people's face that I am the hottest and flyest Queen Bee on the block cheesy


(Mukina and OAM4J are you jealous yet angry )
FamilyRe: Help: My Life Is In Danger From Family Issues. by gestapo(f): 7:10pm On Feb 12, 2011
The bottomline is that your parents still love you all. Now even if your Dad has stopped beating your Mum, find time to go home and talk to your Mum alone, tell her everything you saw Daddy doing to her whilst you were growing up is what is affecting you till date and preventing you from moving on. Also let her know this has affected your younger ones too, although they are expressing it differently by truanting, etc.

There is nothing wrong with you nor bad in what you are going through, it just shows you are a very caring, empathic,considerate and kind person who puts the needs of others first, just like you did again by convincing your Parents to let your younger ones join you in private School so they will not keep languishing in Public Universities wasting valuable time.

Accost one of your School Lecturers or the Dean and let them know the battle going on in your head about you quitting School and they will be able to help you decide whether to continue the same Course with added support in place, or help you change your course to a better one. Also let your Mum know this too so as you already know how Education is very important to your Parents so that they will not end up blaming each other for failing you Children. Also if you can, please take a few weeks break from School with official permission of course to cool your head down. And you can even continue studying alongside importation business, if this is what you eventually decide you want as a career path.

May God bless you and uphold you and may He give you sound mind and peace that passeth human understanding and joy that floweth like a river, in Jesus' name, Amen. Don't lose hope, stay strong for yourself and your younger ones. You will be in my thoughts.
RomanceRe: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(op): 6:36pm On Feb 12, 2011
r231:
the bestman is still available

but he is about 7ft tall

that why he doesn't have a girl

cus everybody is like a midget beside him grin cheesy cheesy
cheesy Yes please, me likey, even if he is just half available, my 3 foot and half share of his body still do me, I'm 5 foot nothing, and at this rate anything is better than Dayokanu or Na2day or Mr 190 or Mr Cork or any of NL's resident ashawos, whom I might have to settle for as time's no longer on my side and i'd soon fall off the hills tongue cheesy


mukina2:
angry
What does OAM4G see in her sef angry So what if she is taller, slimmer, prettier, younger, more respectful, a better cook, etc than me angry angry angry angry


denzel2009:
Gestapo Gestapo Gesta how many time did I call you?I dont fancy your gsm and there are no holes and mounds on it.Gaddemmit BTW, I have fans here too.

Where are my cougars when you need them-Busy_body and Jennykadry, can the two both of you come to my rescue?
I dey suspect you oh, how you take conclude say dem no get hole if you didn't use your probe tongue

shocked Those two shocked Is it that you are drawn to Yabaleft resident girls or they end up there when you are done with them tongue cheesy
RomanceRe: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(op): 6:04pm On Feb 12, 2011
OAM4J:
Sorry dear. We meant no harm, we are only trying to sympathize with your situation, at least a teddy is better than nothing.

BTW, I have more than enough for anyone to miscalculate. You have no idea what i make in a day.[size=14pt] Besides, I dont buy tickets, I have a private jet and I own a cruise ship[/size]. cool


OAM4Gestapoforever cry cry cry
Darling I can’t explain
Where did we lose our way
Boy it’s drivin’ me insane
And I know I just need one more chance
To prove my love to you
If you come back to me
I’ll gurantee
That I’ll never let you go


Chorus:
Can we go back to the days when our love was strong
Can you tell me how a perfect love goes wrong
Can somebody tell me how to get things back they way they use to be
Oh God give me a reason I’m down on bended knee


cry cry cry cry cry cry
RomanceRe: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(op): 5:54pm On Feb 12, 2011
denzel2009:
^^^^impregnate with my number not me,as I dont like toys. Anyways, stop wrapping your mouth on my name,it's doing me yori-yori.
See what you are missing, and it wasn't only your name i'd have been wrapping my sensuous mouth around tongue Oh well you have yourself to blame for choosing my gsm over me angry


mukina2:
I was thinking of the Caribbeans kiss

I still have the teddy you bought 10 val's ago. we can dash that to her cool
nothing new . .i do not want you spending on anyone but me angry grin
*** faints*** and to think this same OAM4Gestapo used to chase me and toast me for 7 solid years and I used to say no because he was just a common Teacher then embarassed There is a God angry embarassed lipsrsealed cheesy
RomanceRe: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(op): 5:39pm On Feb 12, 2011
[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=603972.msg7718784#msg7718784 date=1297525352]Five real life marriage proposals? Wow. Is she exceptionally pretty or something.[/quote]I even doubly checked to make sure she didn't have a tail or horns sprouting from anywhere angry Can you imagine angry

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=603972.msg7718812#msg7718812 date=1297525867]Don't hate, Denzel. I understand though . . . If I were a guy, I would say he's gay, too.  grin[/quote]Ouch pele, now if not that you had just moments ago publicly declared undying loff for my gsm, i'd have come running with some balm to help massage away the "iso" MissyB deposited in your body tongue grin


Odunnu:
*steps in, carrying my aboki mat. Gets a space and settles down, awaiting the gifts and kind words*
Oh gosh, not another single lady to come and shorten my meagre ration angry I should speak to the Moderators to do something about this, like maybe ban single ladies from posting angry tongue

Scooby1:
just passing thru
Without leaving a contact detail for those of us who needs to hear encouraging and kind words embarassed You mean all these tears we've been shedding don't mean a thing to you, c'mon don't be cruel na tongue We ain't desperate but at this stage, if all you can afford is flash us, not to worry we will call you back rightaway, and no, desperation has nada to do with it tongue


OAM4J:
hi honey! kiss

Am thinking we should travel to Paris for the  val, or will you prefer we go to Dubai?

@gestapo

Sorry dear, I didnt mean to add salt to your injury,  in the spirit of val, Muki & I will send you a teddy to cuddle on that day  grin
Keep kicking a dog that is already down angry May your Accountant and Secretary miscalculate the amount in your account and may you find out at the last minute that you don't even have enough to afford bus fare talkless of flying First class to Paris, Milan and Dubai angry angry
RomanceRe: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(op): 5:06pm On Feb 12, 2011
mukina2:
I cant laugh oh grin cheesy
You shouldn't angry Instead kindly go through your contact list and direct all those beefy and buffed up dude in the sports section this way angry angry cheesy

r231:
;d ;d ;d
Heard you just got married, congrats kiss Pleasantries over, is the Bestman still single, any of the Grooms man, your Wifey's Brother perhaps, the DJ, the MC, the Musician, anyone embarassed embarassed embarassed

Woke4all:
wink :p :p
Hey, I'm a doglover too, how's Jimmy now by the way, and i bet he was just stylishly trying to tell you man and dog cannot live on bread and noodles alone, and that you need a woman's touch and a woman like me to take care of you both permanently and make sure you are both well fed and in good health and  embarassed embarassed tongue


denzel2009:
Woman are always attracted to Gays.We give up!

Gestapo, can I impregnate your gsm with my number?  smiley
shocked Impregnate my GSM as in gi' am belle tongue when i am still here single and ready to mingle and about to start growing gray hairs and have not had a man touch me in 17 years angry Na wa oh, first i had to contend with my friend's 5 suitors now my GSM phone too don get proposition before my very eyes angry


God saved you, if not that your name sounds sexy and i love the way it rolls off my tongue, hmmm Denzel, what a mouthful tongue cheesy grin
RomanceRe: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(op): 4:42pm On Feb 12, 2011
gestapo:
DEDICATED this R.Kelly classics TO MY EX


Boy i must have been crazy to say that it was over
Gotta be a fool to yell out we were through
And now I'm all alone and feeling down and out baby
When I never meant for this to end, it was so so crazy of me
Sometimes we say things that we really don't mean
Well I'm sorry baby bring your lovin' back to me


I can't sleep babe I can't think babe
I can't live babe without you in my life
I can't go on babe this is my song baby
Don't wanna do nothin' if I go away baby
And I can't do nothin' if you're not around
Dear Ex, i am crazy, but only because i am here trying to serenade you after all you'd done instead of kicking you to the curb to let you rot angry I take back the R'Kelly song and dedicate this by KELIS TO YOU INSTEAD angry


Last year, Valentine’s day, you would spoil me, say
"Babe, I love you, love you babe I swear"
Held you when you were sick even’ (****** your ****)
The whole time I think to myself, this isn’t fair
-
What is this I see (No)
You don’t come home to me (Oh, no)
When you don’t come home to me (Man)
Can’t deal, can’t bear
-
You keep tellin’ me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I found her red coat
And your (bitch) caught out there
-
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ahh,
I hate you so much right now
-
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ahh,
I hate you so much right now





Right, MissyB, you were saying about your ex . . . tongue
RomanceRe: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(op): 3:58pm On Feb 12, 2011
DEDICATED this R.Kelly classics TO MY EX


Boy i must have been crazy to say that it was over
Gotta be a fool to yell out we were through
And now I'm all alone and feeling down and out baby
When I never meant for this to end, it was so so crazy of me
Sometimes we say things that we really don't mean
Well I'm sorry baby bring your lovin' back to me


I can't sleep babe I can't think babe
I can't live babe without you in my life
I can't go on babe this is my song baby
Don't wanna do nothin' if I go away baby
And I can't do nothin' if you're not around
RomanceRe: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(op): 3:45pm On Feb 12, 2011
[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=603972.msg7718448#msg7718448 date=1297521339]**Sits beside Gestapo and awaits kind words and gifts embarassed grin grin[/quote]angry I should chase you away in case the few men left takes a peep at you and then cop off with you, thereby leading you to shortening my ration angry But then on the flip side, maybe I should let you stay so that you will pass me your leftovers cheesy At least i hope you wouldn't be greedy and be needing more than one bloke grin grin grin


Now move over, let me squeeze in beside you, have you got any tissue paper cry I have only been here one hour and have gone through 8 boxes already tongue
RomanceRe: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(op): 3:34pm On Feb 12, 2011
What does it take to be a man magnet angry My friend just turned down her 5th marriage proposal, whilst I am yet to get one blooody one angry I have looked and looked and looked at her closely and she does not have two heads angry  Life is not fair angry angry angry angry angry


I try not to make them the centre of my World

I try to have a life away from them, so let them have times with their boys

I never scold them for driving rough or misbehaving cos i don't want them calling me a nag

I don't reek of desperation by availing myself to them all the time

I don't mind cooking and washing for them occasionally

Yet, the clock still keeps ticking, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock angry cry angry cry
RomanceVAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(op): 3:29pm On Feb 12, 2011
SOLIDARITY CLUB FOR THE CATEGORIES LISTED ABOVE PLUS MORE embarassed We also have spaces in our supporter's club, spaces for those with kind words, advices, hints and tips to snag "the one", criticisms, ranters, those who wants to get "it" off their chest, potential "the ones" who wants to take us off the shelves before the dust chokes us up, pimps, part time lovers, undercover lovers (beggars can't be choosers right embarassed ) etc cry ALL IS WELLCOME tongue
RomanceRe: E-flirting:What Do You Think? by gestapo(f): 3:17pm On Feb 12, 2011
E-llirting without crossing the boundary and taking it to yimming, BBing, Gmailing, MSNing level is fine and dandy cool
FamilyRe: Wahala by gestapo(f): 5:40pm On Dec 13, 2010
NA WA FOR NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS AND ELDERS huh OSTRACISE HIM AND HARASS HIM INSTEAD OF WELCOMING HIM INTO THEIR FOLD lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Urgent Genuine Advise Needed! She Is Pregnant For Her Younger Sister's Husband by gestapo(f): 4:25pm On Dec 13, 2010
Lol @ tigerpaws, its paining some people because dem don drag their scambusting Husband's yansh for ground for Nairaland, so now you are annoying to them grin grin
FamilyRe: Urgent Genuine Advise Needed! She Is Pregnant For Her Younger Sister's Husband by gestapo(f): 4:22pm On Dec 13, 2010
Na wa o shocked shocked Men and dumb women lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
TravelRe: How Easy is it for a Person with Eu residence to a get a Uk Visa by gestapo(f): 4:09pm On Dec 13, 2010
Lol@ hilarious thread and the fake a.r.s.e scambaiter wannabe, see as dem drag him yansh,no wonder his wife's been crying all over Nairaland in his defence lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
AutosRe: Where Is Inspired Please? by gestapo(f): 11:28pm On Dec 10, 2010
chelseabmw:
after selling crazy cars why would he be sick. . . . . as 4 me i nor pity inspired. . . u ve not even had time for urself

i think u deserve the sickness small sha so dat u can rest and relax. . . . .

u need rest. . . . . .PERIOD
GBAM, na true you talk grin grin He really needed the rest lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Family Section Poster Of The Year 2010; Nomination In Progress by gestapo(f): 10:47pm On Dec 10, 2010
nike4luv:
pull your claws in beautiful, nomination ends on the 16th, two weeks after i created the threads. of course it will be a different date depending on when the moderator creates their respective nomination threads smiley
No we no go gree angry Not good enough tongue We want the same rule and date and choice as the men tongue Otherwise we will borrow a leaf from those Ekiti State women and strip naked cheesy


OAM4J:
Eeeeeeeeeeee thank God o! So you don finally get a man/hubby. . . He is a miracle working God! grin grin

BTW who is the unlucky man? is he a nairalander grin grin
Man ke, i wish,he is only one small likkle bwoy like that tongue I met him on nairaland, it didn't work out, we decided to call it a day, it transpired our parents are friends and from the same place, now they are trying to do arranged marriage for us, how embarassing embarassed embarassed


UPDATE shocked

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=518368.msg7229727#msg7229727
FamilyRe: How Do You Deal With A Close-minded Spouse? by gestapo(f): 9:56pm On Dec 10, 2010
Dude's not closedminded but a control freak, head for the nearest exit whilst you still can shocked
AutosRe: Banning Of Viperman: Adminiistrators: Whats Going On? by gestapo(f): 9:15pm On Dec 10, 2010
lol, wahala dey cheesy cheesy cheesy

I bet Jaybee can confirm what I am saying about the no posting of website rules, afterall he is a Moderator, but then I guess you might be left off the hook and be exempted, the Admin has a soft spot for you guys in the Autosection wink
PoliticsRe: Governor Oshiomole's Wife Dead by gestapo(f): 9:04pm On Dec 10, 2010
Edo State Governor
In April 2007, Adams Oshiomhole ran for Governor of Edo State under the Action Congress Party, with which his Labour Party had entered a strategic alliance.[2] Oserheimen Osunbor of the People's Democratic Party (PDP) was declared the winner. However, the AC contested the election on the basis of various irregularities. On March 20, 2008, an Edo State election tribunal nullified the election of Oserheimen Osunbor and declared Oshiomhole the winner. On November 11, 2008, a federal Appeal Court sitting in Benin City upheld the ruling of the state's elections petitions tribunal, declaring Oshiomole to be the Governor of Edo State. The decision was based on several voting irregularities
Was wondering if the Country Nigeria had changed and God had blessed the Nation by bestowing honourable, Godfearing leaders on Nigeria, alas, he is one of them huh


May her soul RIP.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Likely To Be Another Pakistan By 2035 – Wikileaks ! by gestapo(f): 8:40pm On Dec 10, 2010
^^^

What is good about a comparison that was done on a "as a hotbed of terrorism" basis huh huh
PoliticsRe: Wikileaks Cables: Pfizer Used Dirty Tricks To Avoid Clinical Trial Payout by gestapo(f): 8:30pm On Dec 10, 2010
Mai Suya:
I'm not twisting anything, madam. I was only tryin to highlight the fact that there's more to this case than what a few lines of the cable appears to show. The story seems to portray AON as an innocent victim of of pfizer's scheming. That is [i]anything [/i]but true.

This, for instance. . .
. . .should ring a bell.

I unfortunately don't have time to start diggin thru the archives for more articles on the TROVAN case, sooooo. . .
Exactly, AON is equally guilty too angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Grammatical Blunders Made By Mrs. Jonathan by gestapo(f): 7:41pm On Dec 10, 2010
REALITY101:
The red highlight is a no go area scumbag.

Chill kitty head. What bout me bn a native doctor from Louisiana? do you have any problem with that? onye ara still frustrated.
Dude I already went there so what gives huh Freaking liar, ur a.r,s,e's been found out now you are doing a u turn, gay singlebed sharing mofo cool
AutosRe: Auto Section News Updates by gestapo(f): 7:27pm On Dec 10, 2010
Talking of Inspired_m, I can't get the image of the bull being felled by a mosquito outta my head, moreover by a female one too grin More power to women, who needs men, we are starting to win this battle, we will get there tongue


Eeya inspiredman,get well quickly sha, i don save enough coins and have decided to buy that hummer for my pikin for xmas grin
FamilyRe: Family Section Poster Of The Year 2010; Nomination In Progress by gestapo(f): 7:19pm On Dec 10, 2010
nike4luv:
Hello Gestapo,

I created the award nomination thread using other sections as a guideline. Hence, they all require one nomination from each member. I will only be picking the first nomination.

Also, i am a female as well so vote as you wish, just dont forget the dinner on the fire too cheesy
angry angry angry I knew it was because we were women angry I bet they already have a winner too angry Cos if you notice other sections have stopped voting and voting threads have dissappeared, and we are here feeling funky thinking we are being allowed to vote angry Chai,women don suffer embarassed embarassed


Aarrrrrggghhhh, i am vexed, I am on strike, no kitchen duty for a month, so my hubby dare not open his mouth to ask me for food tonight or for the next month otherwise na omorogun i go take redesign his face angry angry Wey my fellow women suffragettes, we must win this battle of the sexes angry angry cheesy cheesy

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