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Having extramarital affair is deemed "breech of the peace" ![]() |
Why do people waste their time going to that pokey basement Naija Embassy in Fleet Street when they can go to the much neater and better organised one in Northumberland one near Picadilly Circus ![]() segzeybaba:Oga Sir, I am interested Sir, it is for my friend's baby Sir, is the offer to drop one's email still open Sir? Awaiting your response Sir. God bless you Sir ![]() |
OmoT or whatever they call you, hold your head up high sweets, you rock jare |
Nothing, not even one bloody single rose or a half-eaten chocolate What is this I see ![]() Foyeks has just been swept off her feet by this sexy adonis Justwise ![]() Tigerpaws is just agreeing to Ultrame's ultra suave sexy move and they are just finalising there plan to fly her to Paris the City of love ![]() Ladies I can't be mad at you right now, so spill your secret, is it the special powder you used or Baba Dibia ![]() Atreides:Any Brethren for this Sisthren? Like your younger Brother There is nothing in Nigeria like age of consent right ![]() |
I hate to feel smug but by now I should have at least 6,000 engagement rings, marriage proposals, chocolates, flowers, romantic trips to Milan, Dubai, Paris, etc, by now, yippee Will be back, off to go and read the thread and come back and gloat and rub it in some people's face that I am the hottest and flyest Queen Bee on the block (Mukina and OAM4J are you jealous yet ) |
The bottomline is that your parents still love you all. Now even if your Dad has stopped beating your Mum, find time to go home and talk to your Mum alone, tell her everything you saw Daddy doing to her whilst you were growing up is what is affecting you till date and preventing you from moving on. Also let her know this has affected your younger ones too, although they are expressing it differently by truanting, etc. There is nothing wrong with you nor bad in what you are going through, it just shows you are a very caring, empathic,considerate and kind person who puts the needs of others first, just like you did again by convincing your Parents to let your younger ones join you in private School so they will not keep languishing in Public Universities wasting valuable time. Accost one of your School Lecturers or the Dean and let them know the battle going on in your head about you quitting School and they will be able to help you decide whether to continue the same Course with added support in place, or help you change your course to a better one. Also let your Mum know this too so as you already know how Education is very important to your Parents so that they will not end up blaming each other for failing you Children. Also if you can, please take a few weeks break from School with official permission of course to cool your head down. And you can even continue studying alongside importation business, if this is what you eventually decide you want as a career path. May God bless you and uphold you and may He give you sound mind and peace that passeth human understanding and joy that floweth like a river, in Jesus' name, Amen. Don't lose hope, stay strong for yourself and your younger ones. You will be in my thoughts. |
r231: Yes please, me likey, even if he is just half available, my 3 foot and half share of his body still do me, I'm 5 foot nothing, and at this rate anything is better than Dayokanu or Na2day or Mr 190 or Mr Cork or any of NL's resident ashawos, whom I might have to settle for as time's no longer on my side and i'd soon fall off the hills ![]() mukina2:What does OAM4G see in her sef So what if she is taller, slimmer, prettier, younger, more respectful, a better cook, etc than me ![]() denzel2009:I dey suspect you oh, how you take conclude say dem no get hole if you didn't use your probe ![]() ![]() |
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denzel2009:See what you are missing, and it wasn't only your name i'd have been wrapping my sensuous mouth around Oh well you have yourself to blame for choosing my gsm over me ![]() mukina2:*** faints*** and to think this same OAM4Gestapo used to chase me and toast me for 7 solid years and I used to say no because he was just a common Teacher then There is a God ![]() |
[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=603972.msg7718784#msg7718784 date=1297525352]Five real life marriage proposals? Wow. Is she exceptionally pretty or something.[/quote]I even doubly checked to make sure she didn't have a tail or horns sprouting from anywhere Can you imagine ![]() [quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=603972.msg7718812#msg7718812 date=1297525867]Don't hate, Denzel. I understand though . . . If I were a guy, I would say he's gay, too. [/quote]Ouch pele, now if not that you had just moments ago publicly declared undying loff for my gsm, i'd have come running with some balm to help massage away the "iso" MissyB deposited in your body ![]() Odunnu:Oh gosh, not another single lady to come and shorten my meagre ration I should speak to the Moderators to do something about this, like maybe ban single ladies from posting ![]() Scooby1:Without leaving a contact detail for those of us who needs to hear encouraging and kind words You mean all these tears we've been shedding don't mean a thing to you, c'mon don't be cruel na We ain't desperate but at this stage, if all you can afford is flash us, not to worry we will call you back rightaway, and no, desperation has nada to do with it ![]() OAM4J:Keep kicking a dog that is already down May your Accountant and Secretary miscalculate the amount in your account and may you find out at the last minute that you don't even have enough to afford bus fare talkless of flying First class to Paris, Milan and Dubai ![]() |
mukina2:You shouldn't Instead kindly go through your contact list and direct all those beefy and buffed up dude in the sports section this way ![]() r231:Heard you just got married, congrats ![]() Woke4all:Hey, I'm a doglover too, how's Jimmy now by the way, and i bet he was just stylishly trying to tell you man and dog cannot live on bread and noodles alone, and that you need a woman's touch and a woman like me to take care of you both permanently and make sure you are both well fed and in good health and ![]() denzel2009: when i am still here single and ready to mingle and about to start growing gray hairs and have not had a man touch me in 17 years Na wa oh, first i had to contend with my friend's 5 suitors now my GSM phone too don get proposition before my very eyes ![]() God saved you, if not that your name sounds sexy and i love the way it rolls off my tongue, hmmm Denzel, what a mouthful ![]() |
gestapo:Dear Ex, i am crazy, but only because i am here trying to serenade you after all you'd done instead of kicking you to the curb to let you rot I take back the R'Kelly song and dedicate this by KELIS TO YOU INSTEAD ![]() Last year, Valentine’s day, you would spoil me, say "Babe, I love you, love you babe I swear" Held you when you were sick even’ (****** your ****) The whole time I think to myself, this isn’t fair - What is this I see (No) You don’t come home to me (Oh, no) When you don’t come home to me (Man) Can’t deal, can’t bear - You keep tellin’ me lies But to your surprise Look, I found her red coat And your (bitch) caught out there - I hate you so much right now I hate you so much right now Ahh, I hate you so much right now - I hate you so much right now I hate you so much right now Ahh, I hate you so much right now Right, MissyB, you were saying about your ex . . . ![]() |
DEDICATED this R.Kelly classics TO MY EX Boy i must have been crazy to say that it was over Gotta be a fool to yell out we were through And now I'm all alone and feeling down and out baby When I never meant for this to end, it was so so crazy of me Sometimes we say things that we really don't mean Well I'm sorry baby bring your lovin' back to me I can't sleep babe I can't think babe I can't live babe without you in my life I can't go on babe this is my song baby Don't wanna do nothin' if I go away baby And I can't do nothin' if you're not around |
[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=603972.msg7718448#msg7718448 date=1297521339]**Sits beside Gestapo and awaits kind words and gifts [/quote] I should chase you away in case the few men left takes a peep at you and then cop off with you, thereby leading you to shortening my ration But then on the flip side, maybe I should let you stay so that you will pass me your leftovers At least i hope you wouldn't be greedy and be needing more than one bloke ![]() Now move over, let me squeeze in beside you, have you got any tissue paper ![]() |
What does it take to be a man magnet My friend just turned down her 5th marriage proposal, whilst I am yet to get one blooody one I have looked and looked and looked at her closely and she does not have two heads Life is not fair ![]() I try not to make them the centre of my World I try to have a life away from them, so let them have times with their boys I never scold them for driving rough or misbehaving cos i don't want them calling me a nag I don't reek of desperation by availing myself to them all the time I don't mind cooking and washing for them occasionally Yet, the clock still keeps ticking, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock |
SOLIDARITY CLUB FOR THE CATEGORIES LISTED ABOVE PLUS MORE We also have spaces in our supporter's club, spaces for those with kind words, advices, hints and tips to snag "the one", criticisms, ranters, those who wants to get "it" off their chest, potential "the ones" who wants to take us off the shelves before the dust chokes us up, pimps, part time lovers, undercover lovers (beggars can't be choosers right ) etc ![]() |
E-llirting without crossing the boundary and taking it to yimming, BBing, Gmailing, MSNing level is fine and dandy ![]() |
NA WA FOR NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS AND ELDERS OSTRACISE HIM AND HARASS HIM INSTEAD OF WELCOMING HIM INTO THEIR FOLD ![]() |
Lol @ tigerpaws, its paining some people because dem don drag their scambusting Husband's yansh for ground for Nairaland, so now you are annoying to them ![]() |
Na wa o ![]() |
Lol@ hilarious thread and the fake a.r.s.e scambaiter wannabe, see as dem drag him yansh,no wonder his wife's been crying all over Nairaland in his defence ![]() |
chelseabmw:GBAM, na true you talk He really needed the rest ![]() |
nike4luv:No we no go gree Not good enough We want the same rule and date and choice as the men Otherwise we will borrow a leaf from those Ekiti State women and strip naked ![]() OAM4J:Man ke, i wish,he is only one small likkle bwoy like that I met him on nairaland, it didn't work out, we decided to call it a day, it transpired our parents are friends and from the same place, now they are trying to do arranged marriage for us, how embarassing UPDATE https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=518368.msg7229727#msg7229727 |
Dude's not closedminded but a control freak, head for the nearest exit whilst you still can |
lol, wahala dey ![]() I bet Jaybee can confirm what I am saying about the no posting of website rules, afterall he is a Moderator, but then I guess you might be left off the hook and be exempted, the Admin has a soft spot for you guys in the Autosection ![]() |
Edo State GovernorWas wondering if the Country Nigeria had changed and God had blessed the Nation by bestowing honourable, Godfearing leaders on Nigeria, alas, he is one of them May her soul RIP. |
^^^ What is good about a comparison that was done on a "as a hotbed of terrorism" basis ![]() |
Mai Suya:Exactly, AON is equally guilty too ![]() |
REALITY101:Dude I already went there so what gives Freaking liar, ur a.r,s,e's been found out now you are doing a u turn, gay singlebed sharing mofo ![]() |
Talking of Inspired_m, I can't get the image of the bull being felled by a mosquito outta my head, moreover by a female one too More power to women, who needs men, we are starting to win this battle, we will get there ![]() Eeya inspiredman,get well quickly sha, i don save enough coins and have decided to buy that hummer for my pikin for xmas ![]() |
nike4luv: I knew it was because we were women I bet they already have a winner too Cos if you notice other sections have stopped voting and voting threads have dissappeared, and we are here feeling funky thinking we are being allowed to vote Chai,women don suffer Aarrrrrggghhhh, i am vexed, I am on strike, no kitchen duty for a month, so my hubby dare not open his mouth to ask me for food tonight or for the next month otherwise na omorogun i go take redesign his face Wey my fellow women suffragettes, we must win this battle of the sexes ![]() |


Nothing, not even one bloody single rose or a half-eaten chocolate

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OSTRACISE HIM AND HARASS HIM INSTEAD OF WELCOMING HIM INTO THEIR FOLD