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dorlapoh20:
should i borrow u one.

Borrow me one what

Tallesty1:
Is that what you call smart?


No lady can try that shit with me, I will simply phone two of my friends and we will share them.

Believe me bro...that is what i did i swear to God with me life!

dechandel:
God bless that girl

Even you

priscaoge:
Op I saw this on fcbk

Show me the link to the Post or Hold it!!

Y'all are wicked!!!

Why do women act this way? It is so annoying and stup**id!!

So i met a girl(very beautiful and classy) we got plans for a date at a restaurant and we hooked up. Mehn...it felt so awesome spending the night with her

***fast forward***

We fixed another date which will be at my place. So i made some plans for just the two of us.

*i bought fuel in my generator(in case these animals start their rubbish )

*i cooked my best meal which was fried rice with turkey and sliced gizzard (mehn,i almost burnt the kitchen while making this )

*i kept my television in my pal's room(so she wouldn't start with "i wanna watch a movie :p) and if she asked about it, i'll tell her it developed a lil problem

*i connected my laptop to the home theater and played my "track-down playlist" (i only play the songs in here whenever i want a lady to fall into the mood with me...songs like "let her go by passenger" dehm this feels good! )

*i bought some flowers and set it in a glass jug then placed it on my center table. (yeah,it is romantic..you know, when you take a flower and use it to play on her chest )

Infact i switched on my "fragment candle" and the room looked just too perfect!

****

She called my by 7pm and told me she's at my junction...then i started playing the playlist and set the candles on(so things will set-up before we get into the room )


As i was rushing down to the junction to pick her, i kept hearing the song "stay with me" by smith playing in my mind...everything was moving like slow motion...the breeze was blowing gently and calm i could feel my very skin touching hers. I could see her smiles...i could her her calling my name in a sexy way OMG!




But the song playing in my mind immediately crashed when i saw her walking towards me with two of her friends

They are presently in my room now eating my "struggle" and shaking their bumbum to "in my bed" by wizkid ...furck this i need a gun!!

A lady can never let you hook up with her friend no matter what...And if you say a word about you getting to know her friend, she will start acting weird.

why

VickyyB:
I don't know o.

Well, i don't think the word "expensive" applies to material things only

ireneony:
We are very expensive to maintain

This shows you aren't "lightskinned"

tosyne2much:
OP, this is going to be fun ooooo

Waiting for the dark skinned ladies to come and derail this thread

I don't know why, i am beginning to get tired of dark-skinned women...

VickyyB:
I'm not expensive.
Only products/Objects should be expensive and i'm not a/an product/object.

My bad...what word should i use then?

There has always been this story about pretty light skinned women being expensive(i.e they always want a man to "maintain" them).

How true can this be?

She just called me "bro"

jboy73:
Nonsense with the highest order ever liveth.

Nyansh like u

Ok gaylord

Hedybee:
not her

Tell me who na(doing amebo pose)

ROZZAYY:
Fame fame fame wateva will we use it for. Btw op ggrin and ice aren't trolls pls modify. We have andyblaze, etc

Andy is "oldschool" ice is a troll(who doesn't know that? ) about ggrin...uhmmmmn its agreeable though, yeah yungwizzy but only God knows what happen to that guy

Hedybee:
6. MTN- EVERYWHERE U GO... Make sure u are on evry thread in every second of d minute. Comment on all d threads with both relevant n irrelevant topics/posts. Like one female like dat, i no wan mention o

Which babe are you referring to? I hope you don't mean ireno..ny

kristina1:
mtcheew
E-fame..who e help??

You know, i love it when someone is being real...

LaurelP:
I may believe d fame part
The 'getting laid' part tho, I don't get it
Are people dating here?

Yeah,some fellas are hanging out in here...don't tell me you don't know

remsonik:
I didn't in any way invalidate your post,yeah the people you mentioned have fame and are doing well on this forum by virtue of their post. My post is only an addendum to your summation In other words you don't have to be everywhere before you are noticed

Yeah,you'v gat a point though...but being "everywhere" kindda makes you a troll right?

tosyne2much:
OP, I sight oooooooo

This your post make brain walahi.. I dey chop when I dey read dis post and pepper almost commot for my nose

Lol...abeg o

MrDojo:
Dude left d guy alone....its anoda scope for gettin fame too...

Lol...getting fame?? Believe me dude, you'v gat 0.5 clue

naijaboiy:

Lol...what?

remsonik:
Someone wants to get laid which do you prefer fame or respect?? Check out matthewbriggs

You'v gatta get fame before someone respects you. Like how will you be respected when you were even a ghost in the first place. THINK!

lirusehn:
from the buttom of my heart i say 'bullsh*t'

Nah...i guess its because i didn't include your moniker
don't worry son, get the fame
then your name will be in the game
(check out that rhyme )

Yeah, you might say "its just a faceless forum" (yeah cry me a river )
But i know there are some people in here that will wanna get know(yeah,i know that feeling)

when you are in a place and nobody notices you..not even a like on your good comment or post(s) on your threads. Then someone else comes around,post a "not so good" comment and ended up with lotta likes and mentions...

Now i Have gat 5 ways you can step up your game in here...i stumbled on this post by VIZKIZ (dude is kindda crazy ) so i decided to share it with some other fellas.

***Edited***
These are some paths you might wanna take to gain some fame for yourself

1. The troll path: you can gain fame by being a troll (i.e Mrcock,ggrin,iceberlin etc...) though you might end up getting some ban(s) from time to time

2. Intelligent dude path: Be the guy that brings up interesting threads that will steal peeps attention (i.e tosyne2much) if you keep doing this frequently you will become famous and might even get the girls

3. Handsome dude path: wait for the next Mr nairaland competition then hopefully if you win,you might gain lotta friends around here..(I.e Naijaboiy) but you'v gatta work on your looks though. Even if you don't win,you might still get the fame i.e chibweke(hope i got that right)

4. the woman wrapper path: yeah, ask from unibenstudent (no be me talk am o)

5. Crazy but funny path: Mrcock will teach you how to do this...but when you are at it, just leave the "light-skinned" path alone you might not be friends with them chicks by your "fame side"


Choose your path and let your fame be decided (dehm,that sounds like a scene from mortal combat movie ).
Add yours

Y'all should stop mocking me...i seriously need help

MzNelly:
Grab her and never let her go.

Lol...uhmmmmn do you reply pm(s)

MzNelly:
Whoever told you finding Ms. Right was gon' be easy?

What if "miss right" is already infront of me?

I met her last year and we got close(no intimate contributions) she has been a good friend also have i...

***fast forward***

She had a problem with her cheating boyfriend then i helped get over it(as a friend) decided to take her to a club so she can get over it quickly. in the club, we drank and partied hard.(We got drunk)

Then I woke up the next morning naked on her bed...i immediately realise we had sex the previous night(dehm how did this happened?) We decided to stay away from each other she even travelled home because she couldn't stop crying alone at home. I couldn't tell anyone about it because it was a very BIG mistake....

All of a sudden,she call me yesterday and she told me she is A month pregnant(i was the last guy she had sex with since she left for her parent's)


God! I am in trouble

Guys, what should i do

softysparky:
My own way.

Can we learn from you?

MzNelly:
Jump down.

Come on...i'll break my bones