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Short guys are in trouble this month

Coming up next..."Broke guys"

Mehn, i have had some real awkward moment recently while trying to woo some ladies

1. The first Was when i was strolling out with my pals, we saw this sweet looking damsel at the other side of the street. I called her attention but noticed she didn't really give a soothing reply...i walked up to her (thank God i didn't try to stop her) as i was about to say any more word, i look beside her and saw her bf already waiting on her...Demmit! My guys became annoying fools for the rest of the night

2. I was at captial cook when i noticed this hot babe sitting all alone opposite my table...i went ahead and join her on her table(i asked if i could join her and she said no problem), we chatted for like 30minutes when her "Man" suddenly came in and wave at her..she said "ok bye" stood up and went away. Chai I just jejely stood up and take my leave also

3. This is the most annoying part...i just had a hair cut and was chilling outside the salon...i sat on a car feeling like a king and working on my Iphone...when this cool, lightskinned, slim and simple configurated looking girl came over and was also relaxing on the car...as a sharp guy, i was about saying "hello duchess" when her friends joined her and they went into the car i was sitting on and start the engine (i had to stand up with swaggs ) but peeps come dey pity me for there


Lol...well i know someone else might have experienced an awkward moment while trying to woo a lady. So let's hear yours

Beware of a girl that cries anyhow...she is liable to murder you

VickyyB:
Lol. Not celebrating it.

Oh no...Why?

VickyyB:
Thank you Sir

Sir Please i am still very young

Btw, How are we celebrating?

VickyyB:
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Happy birthday

Hoe and baby hoe

No more magarism in the nation

Furck the youths...i am taking the job

Before marriage they seem to work for their daily bread, but after marriage, all they do is sit back and see things happen...apart from that, they get the "" on a daily schedule

ireneony:
Dr sid's wife is not pretty

I doubt if there's any member of your family as pretty as her @ss

Bad belle

Awesome...i hope Nairalanders can learn from this post and learn to check their "windows" before pointing fingers @ someone else

My duchess is a beauty queen(no exaggeration) we have been dating for 5years now and like every other relationship, we have been through our ups and downs... Recently we had some "time off" (about 2weeks) due to an argument but we settled and we are cool now.

There is this dude(her course mate) who has been "friends" with her for a while now,though i was cool with it at first, but it started going too friendly and i told her i aren't cool with that no more cuz i know what happens in most situations...

Just few minutes ago, i was scrolling through her phone(yeah how many of you don't do that?) And i saw some kinnda weird messages between them
I sat her down and asked if she was dating the dude, she didn't say any word but picked her phone and called him in my presence and asked him that question(she made him realise i was there with him).

To cut the whole crap short, i told her to forget about it...though she is still pissed at me for not trusting her and for ignoring her meal(she had served me but i told her i wasn't hungry anymore)

i later gave this a thought..i love her so much infact i feel weary whenever we fight but the problem is that i haven't been giving her my "trust" and its making me feel bad

Pals, please help a brother out here

vizkiz:
alright, i love you too

Lol...mad man

Left handed guys are duchebags

I remember the movie Domitila...and the prostitu**te featuring segun arinze...

ghost1718:
dude have u called that babe ?? If so beef me

I called her on thursday...my first reply to her "hello" was "hey stranger"
Though she chuckled again but she asked if i could call her back...she said she was @work

But i didn't call back since then, am gonna do that later today

BuddhaPalm:
Without mincing words; what do you really want with/from her?

Relationship

Tymax:
But wait o. Of she's that beautiful, chances ate that other guys are planning strategy. You gat to move fast. Forget her suspicion. She has already guessed your intention. Ladies' minds travel far.

Yeah...right, but i don't wanna seem like the "desperate" dude...remember she asked the question..."How can i help you"

Mrfils:
U wanna catch her unawares? Ok. Jst call her 2days from now. Tell her it's u again, u want to tell her something and she should listen 1st before saying anything. That u like her. It's been on ur mind but u didn't knw d best way to break it since u both probably dnt knw each other. Tell her u'll like to take her out n u're patient enuf to start as friends . be blunt, she's probably heard those same words in many different ways.


If she no gree, abuse her father n delete her number from ur fone, and her voice n face from ur head

Get away from here!

marieolae:
This is really sad because this is not face to face ish..we r talking about online "toasting" here...

Yeah, your opinion is highly welcomed

BuddhaPalm:
Here in lies the problem (bolded).

There's no chance of playing around anything. Once you contact her again, your game is up. Now she knows you want her, in some way. And are interested.

This is a good thing. Then proceed to act like a normal dude who wants her sexúally.

Your intention to fvck any girl is legitimate - if you think it is legitimate. Masking your intent and desire for the girl makes her see you as a 'friend'.

Don't wait for 6 months and then freak her out with "Surprise, surprise: I have a díck!"

Don't dull too much on the phone too, invite her out as soon as possible.

When is the right time to invite her?? Immediately?

Mrval20:
Thursday is okay. But weekend might be better o. At weekend, you might even call twice, that is on Friday and probably Sunday. You have enough stuffs to talk about within this period....how interesting the week was, plans for the weekend, how church service went, preparation for the new week etc....don't ask questions whose answers are personal or too many questions until she feels comfortable with you; you might just start talking about your own week and naturally, she'd flow with you. Just be casual, friendly and real.
Moreover, highly ambitious/busy guys mostly have time during weekends; program that into her subconscious memory and she'd understand you're not the type that goes hunting for girls' phone numbers....afterall, that's the aim of this topic. She won't even suspect that at all.

You can only start playing the 'caring guy' role as your level increases, for now it would only be labelled 'disturbance'.

This is just my opinion.

Dude, you are awesome!!!

ghost1718:
god don cach u no be sin

I don't get it...what is God catching me for

izaray:
Nothing is new anymore na, op, two things are involved,


its either we become frnds, or you want to ask the other side of d game.


But wait a minute, wat's dat light u are turning on/off meant for? Lol

Its a song..."Turn on the light" by lil wayne

Btw, what is in the other side of the game??

izaray:
Lol, i dnt av any either, so try d one he just gave to you,

lets see how it is going to work out for you


Goodluck, and pls, dnt 4get to tank us later

Alright bae...but what if you are the girl in question...what will you expect? Or what will be your reactions to later conversations

Pdizzle:
Okay sir. Problem number two; being unreal with yourself. If its all about being a friend only you got something wrong, read your initial post. You talked about "taking a shot" hehe. Man, know thyself.

Lol...yeah i wanna take a shot..is that a sin?

ghost1718:
dude send me that chick number, i will do the rest for u and if tinz work out the way i plan. I will tell her where to meet u

adepiero:
Seconded!

See them...wife snatchers

izaray:
Cha!!!...See wat u are advising him to do, op, is like you av been into d system for a very long time, yet you dnt want to resign?

Just a question thou, no offense!

Lol...can you give me a better advice then?

mizzkeji44:
Make ur intentions known.
Itz either yes or no

Swirry, what "intentions" are we talking about here

Pdizzle:
You seem like you have a long way to go. If you're taught how to toast the babe, you will still come back for tutorials on how to sustain the relationship. Just be real.

This is not about "toasting" it is about getting familiar without it looking like you got her number from someone and you later tried being friend..get it??

Mrval20:
Lol, I can't tell from here. It depends on when you called last....Just don't appear jobless and desperate and your calls will be appreciated.
If you still stay in the same town, you might want to hang out sometime after a few calls; depending on her response.
NB: Beware of whatsapp. Even if you'd add her, mind how you chat with her. Familiarity breeds contempt. For me, whatsapp is only good when you've reached a certain stage....More like a finisher. Lol.
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This is just my opinion.

Lol @finisher

I called her just this morning...and i don't wanna "stalk" her neither...was thinking maybe i should alt till thursday...good or bad idea?