₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
Yes, refurbished virgin na virgin wey change casing and charging port All na virgin, una go marry all of us last last...

Lol. you right, we wouldn't have no choice but thesame girls we corrupted sexually. I know when its time for this our generation to be elders we will find ourselves with thesame social media hoes of now as responsible mothers that will keep up families and all these social media sexuality will be a thing of the past and story of our youthful age that we would sometimes laugh over. We cannot keep 4kin ourselves recklessly, There would be time we have to assume seriousness n responsibilities unless we have no plan. you ain't a bad idea anyway

Sheusheu:
you are 'or glee and f@'
u look like an old hag

hahahahahahahahahaha. guy u wicked o. I thought I'm the only one who has noticed the f@ beast.

Sleekydee:
good 4 him, dude broke d bro-code, a guy shouldn't b butt naked on d bed prolly tweeting, while d chic is already fully clothed.

yeah, you 4uckin right bro. he a b!tch asz nigga. he a lame nigga aint operate with code

chillychill:
ode! Dis is what u get when dey still spoon feed u at 30...

why u have to insult me? I'm 24 not 30. I'm only lost in hijab fantasies nd u insult me for it. think its right? pls let me raise open your hijab and inhale or perceive whatever is in there cus I certainly know there's no panty.

The monarch is disgracin himself, his kingdom and yoruba race. he was invited to the convocation ceremony and he had to give a speech. so that was what he could come up with. something that he wouldn't say in the midst of his colleagues or he gets bashed for it. very embarrassing statement from a monarch. I use to have great respect 4 yoruba monarch esp d likes if Alaafin nd Ooni but I hear one shakes politicians nd bow to them n also claims white Jesus is his father, while another yoruba king Oluwo of iwo has said Nigerias problem is cusd by monarchs worshiping dieties nd today I lost respect for the Alaafin for this senseless statement an average well thinking Nigerian youth would laugh at. private varsitys that dont pay no dime to govt, Govt should fund them for the owners while govt schools lavish in underdevelopment? what sought of kings d yoruba nation breeds?

chillychill:
sigh smh smh... So all u could be thinking of is how to raise an ijab up from behind well thanks but sorry I don't want my ijab to b up from behind sir.

u don't think u are a little too tough on me? like I gotta be scared to fantasize on sexual experiences I crave for? u the first ijab girl I ever mentioned on NL n u should be simple nd free minded with me not scaring me off with such comments. I'm just a guy who has been drowning in sexual fantasies with hijab girls cus I've learnt you hijab girls do not use pantyz so when the ijab is raised its all over. Anything wrong in raising ur ijab from behind? or u trynna say nobody ever raised that ijab for a quickie sometimes? Shawty pls reply my pm.

chillychill:
Lobatan

Hi Hijab shawty. umm, not much really just that I got a thing for sexy hijab girls(Not the smelling ones of northern Nigeria). you hot hijab girls ve always been my greatest sexual fantasy . I've always fantasized about raising up hijabs from behind. but still I never get to raise open a hijab for d first time. well, u mind a PM sh!t?

Divay22:
So we still have dummy like this one

e fit don fork u sef.

You could end up being his sexx toy n then he fhucks d hell out of u everyday. would that b good for u?

Ajicold:
model ke no o, am nt

ok. pls u mind I get to know u? atleast You be a that one nairaland girl I take personal. ok?

Pidginwhisper:
Fine girl, I wan marry you!

where u clear road o. comot ur leg from wire o

Ajicold:
Hmm too bad

Yeah but the woman should not be left unpunished. that aside, u stand so sexy. u model or something?

DateMynd44:
i also have the same issue with the O.P. But someoe told me it's not erectyle disfunction nor masturbation but rather my diick failed to rise due to the fact that the gal is a water spirit.
How true?

very true.

Y'all leave APC the fukk alone, pdp looted the country for 16yrs. they stole and they felt that they'd never leave?APC do what ever the fukk u want, crack down on 'em pdp mofos. they Aint seen nothing yet.

lawalosky:
HI I use to mustabate most every evenn to bfr I sleep,

4uck I gotta do mehn?

Kimcutie:
Chatting with a robot Hey robot back off I got this

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but u can't do nothing man, we already connected. so u die if u gotta die over that. alright my man?

phintohlar:
infant

lol. yeah, they're easily spotted

phintohlar:
adon reply ur mail

thanks, but I Didn't get it. pls send to Bunorarthur@gmail.com. or whatsapp at 08075042158

phintohlar:
the comment was indeed naughty, chai

Yeah. I'm a lil bit naughty sometimes. but you mind emailing me? I really wanna know u like I never had a female nairaland gal although there are lots of u beautiful Nigerian girls hiding in dis forum. pls b d first I take personal

phintohlar:
i've done that already but not because of u tho

u didn't have to take that beautiful photo off. pls forgive my naughty comment earlier on.

phintohlar:
chisos

what is chisos abt what I wrote? on a more serious note I really admire u. I hope we get to know ourselves privately. but u had to change ur photo bcus of me?

EmperorLee:
You'd have to fight for this one because i like it too Shoot me

back d fhuk off mofo. I'ma have to shoot ur dikk. i ain't playing

EmperorLee:
Runs to check her profile pic



Ah-aah

how d fhuk is it ur bizness? I luv puffy kunts nd I've seen one and I like it. back off nigga

phintohlar:
Job fall on you

Girl, ur yoga is beautiful. ur vaginah is clearly carved out nd puffy in it plus ur face is beautifully soft.

op all d effects of masturbation u listed are blatantly wrong n opposite. masturbation enhances sexual abilities such as naturally enlarging ur dikk size, making u last longer during sex, making u able to go extra rounds after many rounds. see this guy? do u know hw many guys masturbation has helped their ministries? its only disadvantage is d addiction. I use to have small dikk but masturbation changed it to a monster. i now fhuck 4 more than an hour, girls rarely allow me go even after fuckingg dem 3 rnds. altho I stopped masturbation long ago but it has really helped me. what happened to u was nt effect of masturbation, No. u have been saved from damage. that girl has a very bad spirit n ur spirit is stronger or perhaps ur ancestors protected u. it happens to so many guys. its d girl, ur spirit is stronger than hers. ur lucky. masturbation did not cus it. A true masturbator's dikk gets hard on any slightest provocation. all u wrote are opposites of d effects of masturbation.

apart from sex? ummmm..... A blo jobb every early morning when my pinis is still hard as 4uk!

apart from sex? ummmm..... A Mouth Action every early morning when my cock is still hard as 4uk!

userplainly:
bros all the ASAP..... more or rocky sha.... buh recently I'm so into BAS..... the guy is a beast.....if u listen to BAS u won't like any other rapper again

Don't say that mehn, what happened to kendrick lamar? J.Cole? Drake? Ab-soul? Jay rock? jay z? etc

Asidethetruth:
Before
Do u need a prophet to tell u

Lol, nairalanders you pple will not kill me. its a pity another man 4kin buhari's wife in d bid to retain power to d north. but how true can this b that d aso rock man is not buhari? could d original buhari b dead?

sekxy:
happy birthday to us in advance! !

Yeah, What's ur date?

MadeOfBlacc:
I am also OVO 5th

Yeah. we birthday mates bro, I'm surprised you know d the O.v.O thing (October's Very Own) you're indeed an O.v.O, HBD to us in advance