₦airaland Forum

Agimor:
Uduaghan is a monumental failure all through his 8 years tenure. Little wonder Deltans still sing the praises of Ibori because of developmental strides he recorded while in office.

Delta State needs to be rescued from the shackles of PDP that has mortgage the masses for the past 25 years.

I tell u my brother. delta state still bleeds from the wounds uduaghan n pdp hav done to d state. uduaghan was d worse thing that has ever happened to deltans. the dwarf faced man, looted delta dry n plunged d state into huge debts. he did nothing, imagine d fool wasting money putting double street lights on both sides of a one lane road in warri while abandoning projects that will eliviate d lives of d pple. this man is a shameless hopeless thief. I dnt even care abt his cousin Ibori(d x convict) who's another thief that looted delta state funds until he transferred d lootin to his dwarf faced cousin with bump on his head. they keep praisin ibori while they still suffer frm d misrule of him n his cousin. Indeed Delta state needs to b rescued from d shackles of this demonic pdp rule. pdp is a crime against humanity, I call on apc or any other party to put hands together n rescue deltans out of d evil pdp reign. altho d current gov Okowa is better off than d 2 evil brothers. okowa is actually working if not 4 d fact dat he inherited debts of 100s of billions frm previous administrations yet he was able to host Delta state sports festival, youth developmental programs etc n other programs currently going on in d state. but still we want a CHANGE in delta, any party with different well meaning politicians that aren't pdp. pdp is crime to humanity therefore delta must b saved in 2019.

HERSLEY:
I concur

Watin cor mak u dey hold or scratch toto 4 ur picture? n u claim nt to b cheap but u dey touch toto 4 us mak we see. a method of attractn a mate? girls ain't cheap later una go dress half unclad 4 street n even unclad 4 music videos dey shake yansh n all that. n u claim not to b cheap? after una don naked 4 streets n music videos finish una go dey claim girls ain't cheap. Wen una dey 4uk uncontrollably una won lead? i 4bid whores from leading so dat we dnt av a case of a female president getting bent on her desk n bangd frm behind in Aso rock. girls aint cheap yet I don't pay no dime to Bleep them. You na dey touch/scratch toto 4 us n u say u nor cheap with ur loosed body wen don loss elasticity due to too much fvck. na d nairaland mods dem u dey touch toto 4 not me cuz m descent guy. mtcheew

thegirlyoulike:
does that mean single women shouldn't strive to be very rich?

I ain't got something serious to quote u 4 xcept to let u know how much I luv to fvck those standard boobs I c in profile pic. you mind calling me? I'ma pay you well trust me, but below 20k. just doz standard boobs mayb d cunt shall get fvckd too if need be.

na porn dey ur brain when sensible pple r discussing d state of d nation n how we wud muv forward. how doz this porn pics relate to this thread? stvpid modafucka

na porn dey ur brain when sensible pple r discussing d state of d nation n how we wud forward. how doz this porn pics relate to this thread? stvpid modafucka

mynd1:
Nonsense as usual!

Shawty you ain't gotta tak it too personal. its politics, you wud seldom understand it or it may even crash ur brain. that aside, nice photo but where yo ass at?

May ur village gods strike ur ugly looking lips Jonathan. sayn d party shud b strengthened perhaps to resume stealing d common wealth of d nation. he's d only president dat has publicly declared dat stealing isn't corruption n he pruvd it by opening d national treasury 4 himself n his looting gang. 4 16yrs d bastard party robbed Nigeria of her common wealth without improving any sector of d country n d misrule n lootin of d evil pdp politicians was worse beyond control in d gej regime wen their president indirectly legalised d looting 4 himsef, his dumb shepopotemus stack illitrate of a wife n his colleagues by publicly declaring that "stealing isn't corruption ". he's acceptance of defeat was d only option bcus his failure was clear n justifyable n he was made an ambassador of peace by sum evil bullshit organization of injustice called UN. dsame president brought fuel subsidy n after all d sufferings of byin fuel costly d weakling /thief of a president announced to Nigerians d subsidy money is missing without any remorse. APC has not committed up to 10% of d harvoc dis thif n his party thifs committed. thank God 4 APC dat saved Nigeria from their hands if not pple wud av been selling kids to eat by now if he was re-elected. Shoutout: Tinibu,Fashola,Amaechi n all well meaning Apc leaders, shoutout the Vp Prof. Yemi Osinbajo n Sai Baba a.k.a Dogo dan daura. am proudly amg those that suppoted d fall of d evil pdp reing on Nigerians. God bless the Federation, Nigeria.

dalaman:
"Atheist dies - God has punished that evil man/woman,who can battle with the lord?

Christian or Muslim dies - God has a reason for everything.

Atheist goes broke or is poor- you can never have money if you don't believe in God (or pay tithes according to some churches ).

Christian or Muslim goes broke - I know God is only testing me, 2017, my year of financial breakthrough!

Athiest gets rich - he did blood money! Where else did he get the money from?
Christian or Muslim gets rich - God did it, small girl with big God!

Atheist does something good - He/she is only pretending, its was never from his heart. He/she did the good act only because he/she wants to be noticed.

Christian or Muslim does something good- That is what Christianity/Islam is all about. Christians /Muslims are good just by accepting the teachings of their God.

Atheist asks for sex on the first date - immoral, mannerless and vile pesin, na only Bleep im know!

Christian or Muslim ask for sex on the first date - it was the devil's handwork, he tempted me!

I'm traumatized.

The religious conditioning wouldn't allow those who ascribe to the religions take any responsibility for their actions. It is mostly ascribed to one nebulous entity who's done it!"

Copied from Facebook.

Am proudly Atheist bro but d ish is that I never get to meet my kind arnd here, seems we ain't much, not surprised tho, this a 3rd world country wer pple still refer 2 d sky as god while other new world countryz r increasing in technologies, econony n innovations. that side there shud b atheist union wer we get to meet ourselves n discuss on how to set d enslaved souls free.

adorablevic:
lol... so true

Pls gimme vitamin "you" I lack you n I need you Ma. not my fault, ur p.t says I need you

pussypounder:
Guys try this technique
Sweetheart, you look very juicy and I will not mind to eat your snail even though it smells like rotten fish
My love, my pricccck just died and I will love to bury it in your shittttbox
I am an asstronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus and your clitorissss
Please can I put just my mushroom tip in your slippery slimy snail? I promise not to explode my come unless it is too sweet
Thank me later

Thanks man. I believe this shit

Leonbonapart:
These arewa b*staards are beginning to turn themselves into comedians. Maybe they think the fulani president presides all over the world

Fulani herds men are there, boko haram also and they have never raise their voice against them nor condemn their actions.... No wonder nothing good come from the north

Bunch of beggers

They r bunch of beggars but they've been ruling, dominating, oppressin n suffocating you nonbeggers for ages now to d point u nonbeggers now cry for secession. how that shit feel my man? been oppressed by beggers

TinaAnita:
Apologies for the misunderstanding. Your request is being processed anyway.

I hope d process is successful plus I lost access to that email. so u email me on Bunorarthur@gmail.com, I hope to read ur words outside nairaland thus in my email. I need to talk ya Miss.

TinaAnita:
You mentioned/addressed me as if you knew me from somewhere or I guess you are just trying to be smart or something. I laugh

I indicated that I don't know you but hope to know you if that doesn't hurt u. so I ain't trynna b smart cuz I'm smart. Miss T.A accept a humble friend request pls You ain't gotta act like I'm moving wrong if I gotta know. No crime in identifying with beauty, Take note Ma.

TinaAnita:
Everything is wrong with this country. How‎ can a mentally unstable person who poses a threat to lives and property be allowed to roam the street freely? ‎

Miss T.A you gotta know you're in 3rd world country nd its Nigeria precisely. there cases of mad men raping girls in school towns. that aside Miss, you got a beautiful smile tho, I hope I know you better if that don't hurt you. .

Okorocha is a disrespectful governor. he hav no right to ban anybody from d use of English talk more of traditional rulers. Apart frm traditional functions which is based on their respective kingdoms wer dey av to use d native language, There are some political functions among traditional rulers where they wud hav to use English to conduct such functions thats y English is official language. For exp in my state Delta, there's Delta State Traditional Rulers Council. Thats a council for all govt recognised traditional rulers across d state, it comprises of Ijaw kings, Urhobo kings, delta ibo kings, itsekiri n isoko. so such a diverse council of rulers from different ethnicities shud den b conducted with 1 language? Thats Y English is official language n Nobody can deprive anyone of its use. Traditional rulers that claim pastors n Christianity shud b dethroned, those r d ones we got problem with bcus they happen to be selling the culture they are to preserve for the pple.

its called cartilage in d world of science.

Liability:
Look at what muslims is doing. To many atrocities committed with this hijab stuff.

They even fvck inside this same hijab.


Spits!

which kind moniker u con get na Must u show nairaland say u b child of the world?

kinkybunny:
I'm not sure anybody can beat me in chess.
if you think you can let me know

not bragging sha

Where r u? I've told myself d day a fmale beats me in chess that day i quit playn chess. Most Nigerian gals don't even play chess d very few that can play r the ones I av to give my queen n rooks b4 playin a lastin game with them. usually d few times I've playd with girls it is always a mate in 4. but wer r u tho? if I win I gotta fukk d hell outta ya

Do animals have souls? if yes where does their soul go when they die?

Op don't bother ursef with those questions. stop paying attention to a rubbish practice. christianity a practice 4 d delusional, ignorant, foolish, hypocritical dumb pple. The bible d black pple r carryin today sunday is a book that endorses slavery. slavery of non isrealites. Today again black children will b told bout stories of sum middle east muthafuckas dey aint know. Today is d day of delusion, d day foolishness is openly n proudly practiced by adults including d rich n poor. A religion of noise n scam. d stories of killings of d innocents in d bible r more dan d killings islamic militias av done. d foolish idiots may now pick up thier book of delusion n go exhibit foolishness like kneeling down b4 ur fellow mortal. let dem keep worshippin while we keep adventuring d large universe. ignorant elements shud set thensef free of the mental slavery. that bible is a chain in disguise

Uchihaitaci:
Hahahahhwhahahaha

Dude the way you sound anyone would think you actually want to be labeled as biafra am I missing something?

No one wants Urhobos in biafra ! I have been very clear and succinct on this why you still going back there ?

As I said the itsekiris never said they want to be part nor any other of the honorable tribes you mentioned

All I said is if ever the itsekiris indicated interest which instill said is doubtful, but if by some grace they ever did it would be a huge honor to share a nation with those awesome people

How hard is this to understand?

Your rant is uncalled for kanu , nor any ibo person would ever want Urhobos as part of a progressive nation

I am sure they aren't all bad but I am et to meet a good one

Just saying

Give it a rest no one wants you

Idiotik muthafucka its u nd ur disgraceful tribe no body wants. Apart from d urhobos in delta state other ethnic groups like isoko, ijaw n even d state govnor Arthur Okowa have all denounced ur biafra secession. even d itsekiris u love n trip for have denounced you with so much resentment. Urhobos r friendly pple n fun to be with, errbody knows this Thats y we r well known for producin commedians like "I go die"; social/influential persons like Efe of BBN etc. we r known 4 commedy across d country, we r known to speak d best pidgin english slangs thats y pple luv d way we talk We r full of fun n like my bro u quoted"we only protect whats ours"we dont go abt creatin enemies 4 ourselves. Now ur disgraceful tribe has been given a quit notice to leave northern Nigeria. A humiliation that hav never been melted on any tribe b4. d other 2 major ethnicities (Hausa/Yoruba) hate u Ibos. minor ethnicities still dn't like u:ijaw,itsekiris, isoko. dey all denounced ur biafra with strong resentment especially d urhobos Na we hhate una pass especially me. I HHATE IBOs. ibos currently r d laughing stock of the federation. You want ur country? Ok now leave northern Nigeria n go to biafra U start beggi.ng. its such a shame to b identified as an Ibo. its sucks to bear names like; ikechukwu, obinna,chioma etc. they r now names of d laughing stocks. Its sucks to be U man... I only like fukking ur ibo gals red cunts.

ekems2017:
Daddy GO they are much o. Wolves in sheep clothes. Leave them very soon they will answer to their deeds.

Mumu slave girl. y u gotta call a man who ain't know or give a Bleep bout yo ass "daddy" u gonna have to call ur church mudafucka "daddy" too right? you keep calln pple who didnt birth daddy cuz u born to b their slave of delusion. lest I 4get. if d ignorant scammers r 2 b reported to that muthafuckin bigger scammer then who should the bigger scammer b reported to? is it their god thats a killer of children? stvpid pple. Mother nature will punish ur religion n set d black children free so that they wouldn't have to call d ignorant scammers "daddy" again.

swiperthefox:
Stop perpetuating nonsense. What if someone that knows nothing about you goes on social media saying your joystick is almost nonexistent? Stop spreading lies about people you don't know.

How did u know he's perpetuatn nonsense? we heard her pvssay stinks badly cuz ain't no nigga's dikk helpin her to get it juiced n refined so imagine dat kinda lady in her age not gettn fvckkd. then such pvssy shud have the deadliest ordour any1 cud imagine. lets stop talkn bout such a pussi in NL b4 this whole forum starts smelling lindaikeji's Abandoned Vaginah

makydebbie:
Better stop acting like a primary school kid and be serious with her. All these ones are the things guys did to get our attention in Secondary school na.

Pls cum fvckk me n mak me cum. promise not to stress u plus ain't nobody gotta hear bout it. how do I get that Ghanaian kunt?

what happens to u is that you realise urself in ur dream. when u dream u suppose not to b aware that ur in a dream but when ur spirit realises ur in a dream u try to wake up from it at that point its hard to wakeup cuz d dream is still on. so it will b like ur soul is trapped inbetween ur dream world n reality. when it happens you think you're awake but No! you're still in dream. you wud sure wake up if ur soul forces ur mind from dream world or somebody taps u. as 4 d nightmares:its a result of ur fearful thoughts. free ur mind think of fukkin badbitches b4 u sleep not bout nightmares. do not let ur fearful thoughts frighten u.

adadike281:
These people! I don't know what they see in animals. the herdsmen among them fucck cows while d rest say na goat sweet pass.

Girl u got the fronties n backside. but why hide d face that owns them? That aside. so it's true like herdsmen Bleep cows 4 real?

If truly the Ibos are serious about this Biafran actualization, Then they should show it by relocating from every other region that isn't S-E. they should go to their biafra land since they are no citizens of Nigeria. This is the time to launch :IgboMustGo bags

If truly the Ibos are serious about this Biafran actualization, Then they should show it by relocating from every other region that isn't S-E. they should go to their biafra land since they are no citizens of Nigeria.

NwaAmaikpe:


This guy lost it the day Wizkid smashed that bottle on his head at Quilox night club.



My happiness will be complete when E-Money is exposed.

Really? so wizzy smash bottle for the thief head?

Papzey:
Do you know that there are some words we use incorrectly and we don’t even know about it until today? Some of these words, you have used it incorrectly all your life that if you read about it now on this post, you would become embarrassed. These particular words actually mean the opposite of what we thought they mean to us, but they sound like they are not.

Let’s look through these eleven words many of us might have been using incorrectly all our life and we have to get it right once and for all:

1. Bogus (adjective): This word does not mean “big or massive” or anything relating to size. It actually means “not genuine or true”, “illegal”, “counterfeit”, etc.

Examples:
i. Tammy delivered some bogus documents to back up his claim, but he ended up not been able to defend himself.
ii. I didn’t pay him because that estimate was quite bogus.


2. Dupe (verb or noun): The way we use the noun form of this word is the problem. A person who dupes people is not someone who deceives or cheats people. A dupe is the real victim of deception. Do you understand?

Examples:
i. He was acting smart until he became the dupe.
ii. When I realized I was a dupe, I wept uncontrollably.

3. Terrific (adjective): This word is not the synonym for the words “terrible” or “terrifying”, but it means “great”, “very good”, “tremendous”, etc. It formerly meant “to cause terror” in the old days.

Examples:
i. I had a terrific feeling at the audition.
ii. He had a terrific performance at the dance competition.

4. Double date (noun)/double-date (verb): Many people believe this compound word simply means “infidelity” or “to have more than one love/date partner”. The actual meaning of this word is “a situation where two couples (say your friend and his/her love partner together with you and your love partner) go out on a date” or “to take part in such a date”.

Examples:
i. Tammy and Kenny are coming over to the bar, so it’s a double-date.
ii. We have been friends with them for many years: we’ve even been double-dating since college.

5. Restive (adjective): If you think this word has anything to do with “resting”, then you’re wrong. It actually means the opposite of that. When one is restive, then he or she is “unable to stay calm or still” or “unwilling to be controlled”.

Examples:
i. She was so hurt that she remained restive throughout the party.
ii. Let’s calm the restive ones before the issue escalates beyond control.


6. Talkative (adjective): I have also been using this word incorrectly. The word “talkative” isn’t a noun, so it is wrong to say Ibrahim is a talkative. It is an adjective which means “fond of talking a lot”.

Examples:
i. Curry is not very talkative.
ii. She was so in a talkative mood the last time we met.

7. Impeach (verb): This word is one of the most used words in our political climate and in public service. In the US, to impeach someone means “to charge a public office holder to court for a serious crime”, such as fraud; while in British English, it means “to charge someone to court for treason or another heavy crime against the state”. However, it doesn’t necessarily mean the persons charged had been removed from office. This word can also mean to “to question the validity of a practice”.

Examples:
i. He was impeached for dereliction of duty.
ii. The head of the department was impeached for not supporting the fight against corruption.
iii. I think Nigerians should impeach the immunity clause for serving governors in Nigeria.

8. Blood money (noun): The money received from rituals after murdering someone? No! This term means “money paid to assassins to kill someone”, “money paid to the family of a murdered person”, or “money paid to someone who provided information about a killer”.

Examples:
i. Barack was a popular local informant who got rich through blood money.
ii. Courtney received the blood money from the government.

9. Lousy (adjective): This word is often thought to mean “loud” or “noisy”, but it means “very bad”, “very poor’, “unpleasant”, etc.

Examples:
i. We had a lousy weekend.
ii. Mr. Trump is such a lousy person.

10. Borrow (verb): This word should not have been included in this list, but its meaning remains unclear to some people. Borrow means “to take or receive something from someone and it is expected to be returned”. Borrow is to take, that is it has to come from someone or somewhere else.

Examples:
i. Can I borrow some money from you?
ii. She borrowed my jacket but won’t return it – isn’t that unfair?

11. Lend: We all mix up this word with “borrow”. Lend means to “give out something to someone, which is expected to be to be returned”. The words ‘borrow’ and ‘lend’ are reciprocal pairs similar to give/take, teach/learn, open/close, etc. that shows both sides of a situation.

Examples:
I. I can’t lend you any more money.
II. She begged me to lend him that jacket after he borrowed my bag.

Never forget, borrow ‘comes in’, and lend ‘goes out’. You lend someone something by giving it to them; they borrow it by taking it.

In conclusion, these are some popular eleven words we use incorrectly in our everyday conversation, but I hope they are all clear now. We should learn to get rid of common mistakes in our day-to-day use of the English Language.

What do you think and which one do you use often?


Source: http://www.rapportnaija.com/2016/10/11-popular-words-we-use-incorrectly.html

Its really educative. since Dupe means d victim of deception then he that dupes is called what??@ number 2

princeofpeace22:
Delta state and her government is a failure to Nigeria,okowa is just a figure head ,the real person governing delta state is JAMES IBORI AKA GODFATHER ,delta state has the highest rate of unemployment in Nigeria and he is busy dancing to his grave

My prayer s to you and the rest looters is that your death with be a useless type and you and your generation unborn will suffer the curse .amen.

What's d mata with this crazi mofo. am Deltan n am proud to say I feel the effects of the unrelenting works of my Gov. lately Delta state was all fun wen my Gov Sen Dr Ifeanyi Arthur Okowa hosted the delta state sports festival. currently all technical schools r under renovation n D delta state govt has acquired lands from different parts of the state including Ogwashi-Uku for Agricultural development. My Gov works unlike d previous thieves that looted Delta dry. Okowa even incurred debt owed by d previous uduaghan administration yet d man is still working. Bleep u Hater of Progress.

BioTeck:
You better wake up from your deep slumber and stop comparing sanity with insanity. Never put Nigeria and the USA on the same comparison table. Okay?

Y waste ur mb on that female pidgin? semens from diff niggaz must have blocked her brain if she compares a religious 3rd world nation like Nigeria to new world USA