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Car Talk / Re: How Long Did It Take You To Learn How To Drive? (Picture) by ghettochild4u(m): 6:31pm On Jul 02, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Me nor even learn
Na one day as a stubborn child I reach my elder sister house...she nor dey house
I carry her husband motor begin match Am follow street

Na so news reach her say me don dey cruise her husband motor
She begin call me for phone I nor pick...

Drive for one hour...the next week I do am again...unfortunately this time around I break the side mirror...my sister husband nor even talk
Don't know why men knows how to tolerate the family of their wife
You see tolerance part got me..
I concur..
That reason ehn I never know am.
During my final year project.. I needed money na so I call my aunt hubby whose an auto dealer in ijebu ode...
When told him I need 25k.. guy man Halla.. say 25k..
Yes na..
He said he doesn't have.
So over the weekend my cousin came to our campus..
And we were talking n I reported her dad to her...
She didn't believe her dad didn't respond..
Na so she say mk I no worry...
She'll b going home for the weekend n she'll inform her mum..
For night ehn...
Na so my aunt called me...
I explained to her.....
She say ok make I relax
The next day the hubby called me to come take 10k sha..
Back in 2008. I bashed the car he bought for my aunt...
He just rant small.... and he paid for it to be fixed

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Romance / Re: Why Do Women Always Hate Doggy Style? by ghettochild4u(m): 6:22pm On Jul 02, 2023
rexlims:
. My guy believe this at ur own peril.
Guy anoda guy dey wire am doggy like say tmrw no dey.
I am yet to see a girl that doesn't like doggy though.
My gf doesn't like it..
We don't even do it.
She says it's painful...

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Romance / Re: Seem I Have Contacted STI This Morning, I’m Scared by ghettochild4u(m): 6:18pm On Jul 02, 2023
Olosho tell u to use condom n u ignore the warning..
Are u stupid ni??
Education / Re: Will This Name In My Class Affect Me? Drop Your Answers. by ghettochild4u(m): 1:05am On Jun 24, 2023
My waec and BSc certificate has the names interchanged..
Middle name in waec
And first name where middle name shd be in BSc..
If I become senator tomorrow make dem go my school...na my results dem go see there
Politics / Re: Profile Of Nuhu Ribadu, National Security Adviser by ghettochild4u(m): 11:02pm On Jun 19, 2023
How much?
Politics / Re: No-Man’s Land: Lagos To Make Laws To Protect Indigenes by ghettochild4u(m): 1:57pm On Jun 07, 2023
So who are the indigenes of lagos state n how can u differentiate em??
Romance / Re: A Woman In Her 30s Getting A Vaginal Tightening Surgery by ghettochild4u(m): 1:51pm On Jun 07, 2023
Samantha124:
You can get hold of ghettochild4u, he's a Nigerian based in SA and his contact number is on his profile.

All I can tell you is that don't come here with a mindset of coming to hustle because it's then that you'll realize that the grass is not always greener on the other side.
As a hairstylist.. you'll survive but that degree thing just toss it outta ur mind but if u really lucky n grace dey ur head...you fit get job as a teacher in a private school especially if maths is ur thingy.
Well you're welcome in advance
Family / Re: Did This Ever Happen To You As A Kid? by ghettochild4u(m): 1:44pm On May 27, 2023
HydraFeeds:
Na that recitation go make person forget am.

Chei , good old days wey we dey enjoy tyre rolling , sand playing , killing lizards , chasing mouse etc but now na how to sort out bills and not to be left behind man dey reason.
I can't count how many innocent lizards I killed.... esp the females...
Dear God forgive my sins...
Lol

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Food / Re: List Of South African Foods by ghettochild4u(m): 1:40pm On May 27, 2023
Samantha124:
But I thought you and I are done chatting as you've already answered my question long time ago..😅😅😅

Why answer it all over again? undecided undecided undecided
Sorry...
My conflicting accounts tho..
Travel / Re: My Journey To The UK by ghettochild4u(m): 1:39pm On May 27, 2023
gmacnoms:
He is less than 2, and I no get money take book 2 seats. We had a seat for him, next to mine from Doha
I didn't know they allow lapping o
That's means when my babymama n daughter are visiting naija...
I no go stress to buy 2 tickets niyen o
Crime / Re: Drunk SA Driver Returns To Find Overturned Car Stripped Of All Wheels (PICS) by ghettochild4u(m): 9:19pm On May 25, 2023
omniwater:
Ladipo boys don enter southy
Southy amaphara boys na thieves. Dem no dey take eye see accident or parked car in a very quiet place

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Travel / Re: My Journey To The UK by ghettochild4u(m): 9:16pm On May 25, 2023
gmacnoms:
As we Dey wait Uber. I became stunned at the level and type of cars doing uber

I kid you not, 2022,2021 yapa doing uber

Another shock was the time. Almost 8pm, everywhere bright and shiney.

I had to constantly remind myself that it’s 8pm

On the road eh? See wips. I even saw Tesla sef. Asin, mad mad and recent cars everywhere, I kid you not
Presently here in SA. Once it's 5pm it'd Dark ooo.
We dey winter n it's shorter days longer nights.

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Travel / Re: My Journey To The UK by ghettochild4u(m): 9:13pm On May 25, 2023
gmacnoms:
Na so we became 5 minutes from landing.

At this point, It dawned on me that local man don see another continent and I became more grateful to God again for the opportunities. Couldn’t snap because I wasn’t close to the window


Next stop was immigration. The man asked me if I’d be returning to town hall. I almost ask am “why”

Anyways, I did not spend up to 3 minutes with him and he stamped.

We got to baggage reclaim and out to see mama.

Lol. U know hide ur wife face wey show for mirror....
She looks like bisola my friend

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Travel / Re: My Journey To The UK by ghettochild4u(m): 9:06pm On May 25, 2023
gmacnoms:
Anyways, time for adults to eat. Same thing, another air hostess asked me, and gave me options. “Since I first choose 1, make I try the last option this time” 😭

So I told her, the last one. Since I no even too hear wetin she talk.

An so them bring another thing. This one worse. At that point, I had to ask for rice. Na so she tell me say, this is breakfast.

Haaaaa. Una no Dey chop rice for morning? 😭

I just eat the fruits and bread, and rest. But deep down, I wish say I fit see all those people wey Dey hawk gala for hold up, make I buy.

They later brought some things for my my baby sha.

At this point, I just wanted to sleep, wake up, and get to my destination
My brother u gave me a good laugh

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Travel / Re: My Journey To The UK by ghettochild4u(m): 9:03pm On May 25, 2023
gmacnoms:
Finally, we reach Doha.

The airport so different from Mm2.

I thanked almighty God again, for the opportunity to travel out to another continent. I was really grateful when I got to doha. Local man like me, and God gave the opportunity
Wait o... u lap ur son??
Didn't u book a ticket for him

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Travel / Re: My Journey To The UK by ghettochild4u(m): 9:02pm On May 25, 2023
gmacnoms:
We flexed food left and right. Drinks yapa. Shekpe o, sugar o, gbogboyen, gbogboyen.

I was she enjoying myself. Before I know, the lady ask me what I did not understand, na so I say “rice and chicken”. At least na the one wey I know. Make I no go order wetin I no go fit eat

By the way, na iPhone wey I buy from anopheles a day to my travel, na do d work of pictures. The guy get good deals, but e no Dey quick answer person
Lol. U dey return UK phone bck to country of origin

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Education / Re: Since Lalasticala Left, My Observation by ghettochild4u(m): 8:30pm On May 25, 2023
Sebastine1994:


Lalastica was a good worker and people have come to love him, he is a brand name.

Some business partners have a falling out but the business may continue to enjoy the goodwill of the former partner. Unless he objects.

Seun may still pretend that lalasticala is still with us to maintain his customer base

Check out lalasticala last login, we spoke on phone even
I think lala should start up his own website n we will gladly troop in there

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Sports / Re: Betting Is After MY LIFE by ghettochild4u(m): 8:11pm On May 25, 2023
Coolbriz:


Abeg shed more light about this business. I've interest.
You live in lagos..ogun or ibadan??
Food / Re: List Of South African Foods by ghettochild4u(m): 8:10pm On May 25, 2023
Samantha124:
But why can't you just eat our food? undecided undecided undecided
I hate South African foods
The fat cakes u call amagwinya.... it called puff puff in Nigeria..
And I buy South African rice from the sellers..
It comes with diff types of veggies n I like em
Marshed potato..carrot..beetroot. butternut etc
Food / Re: List Of South African Foods by ghettochild4u(m): 8:07pm On May 25, 2023
MichaelSokoto:

miss wetin?

pls come down to Nigeria & eat real food!
cool
Food wey plenty here.. we dey buy chop ooo
And if u wan cook urself.. u buy from the shoo selling it
Food / Re: List Of South African Foods by ghettochild4u(m): 8:06pm On May 25, 2023
pdf90:
it's only fufu you can eat days later... Semo, Eba, two, pounded yam etc... Will spoil that very day if you are not careful ,
.
If u had read attentively u would have seen that I said the next day..
These food don't go stale the next day..
Han Han. Take am easy now
U don eat yesterday eba with hot beans or ijebu ikokore??
Food / Re: List Of South African Foods by ghettochild4u(m): 8:04pm On May 25, 2023
Housing:



Please explain what is South Africans Samp. If Pam is same with Nigerian pap except from being too strong. What is Samp made from
Samp is just beans n corn ooo

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Food / Re: List Of South African Foods by ghettochild4u(m): 8:02pm On May 21, 2023
Samantha124:
How is pap different from this swallow of yours?
The difference Is that pap is hard when cold and can't be enjoyed the next day..
Every Nigerian swallow can be eaten days after preparation as long as it hasn't gone stale.
It doesn't get hard like pap does

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Food / Re: List Of South African Foods by ghettochild4u(m): 7:48pm On May 21, 2023
Samantha124:
But why can't you just eat our food? undecided undecided undecided
I do eat Pam and samp as well
But u know we mostly miss the food(swallows) we grew up eating.
Hence we buy if u can't cook it...
If you move abroad you will miss South African foods n therefore sought out shops that sell ur food.

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Food / Re: List Of South African Foods by ghettochild4u(m): 7:39pm On May 21, 2023
Samantha124:
No, we don't.
They don't have yam...won't even grow in the soil
But the west African food shops import from back home .
So we eat yam..just a bit expensive

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Travel / Re: JAPARIANS- How Did You Dispose Your Properties? by ghettochild4u(m): 7:36pm On May 21, 2023
Mosetgg:


@Tjra

I'm a property lawyer.

I can help you manage the property effectively by renting it out, supervise the remolding, remit your rent and puting all legal agreement in place.

You don't have to put the house under lock when you can rent it out and get your rent fee for that year.

Rent it out this year and include in the landlord and tenancy agreement that you will be remolding the house by a certain time next year or the year after.

You can practically use the money from the rent to complete the remolding when you are ready and the rent will also increase afterwards.

Let me know if you wants me to be involved.

Thanks.
Best advice






Travel / Re: Pls Help Me..my Babe And I Are In A Fix And A Serious Dilemma by ghettochild4u(m): 6:10pm On May 21, 2023
Brother man let her go to Poland...and do her nursing
During the holiday. She can visit u...
When she grads n eventually gets a job.. you'll both decide if it's you who will move to Poland n join her there....
Explain this to her Dad..
He's a reasonable man.
U both shdnt go to UK
I repeat u both should not go to UK
Romance / Re: How True Is This About Tiktok Users? [picture] by ghettochild4u(m): 4:40pm On May 21, 2023
Who b this Xavier guy sef??

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Education / Re: What Course Do You Regret Not Doing In The University? by ghettochild4u(m): 4:38pm On May 21, 2023
Nursing..
I wished sm1 had advised me thoroughly or suggested I did nursing with proves n evidences of those abroad or that's not wrong in being a male nurse.
And nursing isn't gender based

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Romance / Re: Advice Needed.........should I Call Her Mum Or Lock Up. by ghettochild4u(m): 4:16pm On May 21, 2023
Wait ooo.
Is ur business a charity? Let's help u promote it...
Let them look for someone else. To be honest no friendship or family in business ooo..
But u r seeing the red flag in ur relationship n not doing anything about it..
Continue..
What is it u do...let's help promote ur charitable business.
Politics / Re: FG To Begin Home Delivery Of Passports Soon – Aregbesola by ghettochild4u(m): 2:51pm On May 21, 2023
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