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stupid bastard. if your dumb retarded ass aint got nothing helpful to say, go Bleep ur dog as u usually do.

pls stay da hell out of my thread if you aint got nothing good to say. puppy fucker. buh-bye troll.

pls consider this my last response to any airhead that can't obviously comprehend the question "how do i contact the admin"?

wtf? what does that have to do with "how do I send a pm to the admin?"

and if I WAS agitated and calmed down, would that manifest a "pm to admin" button?

gosh, some folks on Nairaland. lol!

anyways, Seun, if you see this, I got a message for you alright.

this is so annoying. how da heck do I send Seun a frikkin PM?!!!
uMMm, Mr. Administrator, how in da heck we supposed to contact you?  SMDH

lol, looks like someone's enjoying her new Photoshop software.

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"cracker" is a very derogatory term @ OP, u need to change it.
anyways, i think those kids must be adopted cus they dont look mixed with black.

lemme guess. . . . . their ring finger consulted you huh? lmao at thread.

we'll see rita when she's popped out 3 kids.

nene1:
@ ghettochyk
well rita is wayyy prettier than omotola to me. don't see what is so stunning about omotola. she's just an average pretty woman.

if rita is no match for rai, can someone name any african woman that you think is just as pretty as rai or even more beautiful. Despite the fact that rita is gorgeous, I knew EVERYONE would say rai. I have yet to see a black woman who is REGARDED to be as stunning as rai and overrated angelina jolie. i know there are many, but never one on television. oh don't tell me agbani darego, b/c she is not that stunning to me. there are far more beautiful women in nigeria who could have won that pageant.

i can name one, my mother, she's absolutely gorgeous, but i wouldn't put her pic online to prove that
I hav gorgeous nigerian friends and family, and some of my ethipioian and somalian friends.
but since is YOUR kind of topic, why dont you do all da homework, then we'll "grade" it like we did with Rita vs. Rai? we dont really have to tell you who's prettier than Rai. God didn't make African women beautiful with respect to Rai, so it doesnt matter.

tope5000:
You must be rita or a very close family member
How can u compare her to ash for Bleep sake

no, she's not, just probably layed off work due to da recession, hence time spent on forums asking ridiculous questions that aint even important.

salsera:
coughs

even rita dominic will step down for this contest.

wtf? this aint even a contest, it's a JOKE!!!

Nene1, what's da point of this thread really? rita hasn't even graduated with Omotola, who has several kids, and ur promoting her to compete with Rai? lmao!! ur calling unnecessary attention to Rita, and even SHE wouldn't be happy about this.

^^^^
ur damn right!! lol. BUT WHY RITA DOMINIC? is she dat pretty? lol. plus last year, Rai was part of VH1's most beautiful women alive count down and placed in da top 10 from 100 of actresses popular in da US.

nene1:
what do you mean that they can't be compared b/c they are of diff. nationalities? you just did my saying aishwarya is prettier.

dat aint da only thing i said. and the "nationality" thing was to say the movie roles they play. . . culture.

ummm, what's da correlation? aint dis kinda random. they're both different nationalities and act different roles for different cultures.

dis question = apples & oranges.

but to answer the Q of this thread: I think Aishwarya is far more beautiful. Acting skills, they're both good actresses from what I've seen. I only seen one movie of Aishwaryia. . . . the Pink Panther 2

landwin:
Micheal phelps is an idiot,when I say idiot I mean an idiot ,Just when he was about to raise his name to the top,he suddenly brought his name down to the mud,If it were a Nigerian,he would be so grateful and bless the day he was given the opportunity but Micheal phelps is no longer my hero.

awee, poor thing. . . . . now you may have to find a new hero. There, there

cantab:
Do comedians fabricate stories 2 impresst their fans?

OF COURSE NOT!! Don't you know that comedians are one of the most honest group of people you'll ever come across? In fact, recent studies show that 93.723% of comedians go on to open monastaries and coventries and less than 2% ever went on to law school.


wow, you sound like my baby brother. dang! _{how old is dis dude?} <Scratches head>

anywho, I hope u dont believe what I just replied up there

romeo:
Why did you abandon us? we miss you babes

abandoned? more like kidnapped. . . . yeah, I was kidnaped
at least i chetara m ehhh? how sweet!

jiggaz:
@ladykool. u think am promoting them cos am not,i just believe in wat is good. But really ur post was uncalled for. i know u dont like dem,no problem. @romeo,thanx bro 4 alwayz supporting me. @ghettochyk, girlie why u dey cal my bro agadi nwoke?

romeo wu ur bro?!!! then you should know dat Romeo wu agadi nwoke.

romeo:
Do i know you? Goshhhh! she doesn't like them i like them and where is the problem? she called what i like crap and i objected, do you have a problem with that? Umuazu a na acho m okwu na nairaland

No, I don't have a problem with that. YOU do
And No! You DON'T know me. Agadi nwoke.

They don't sound too bad, nothing new tho, I still here da "yaardie girls" wanna be tune. It aint bad, I'm sure some folks will like more than others.
I just really think jamaican music sounds better when Jamaicans do it. And Naija music sounds best when naija's do it.
I'll give them their props for coming out cus i don't know of any nigerian gurl group.

And they need to change their name quick before their name makes it outta Enugu state.
Desperate Chicks. . . .? wow. so what are they so desperate for. . . . attention? money? new weave? stardom? men? dunno  But dat kinda name is susceptible insults and jokes. . . kinda like fat jokes. lol

And gosh, everyone wearing sunshades on da album cover? That's so CHEESY!! "Desperately" and obviously saying "look, we're fresh and cool!"


This is another reason I'm hardly here anymore. I just visited this site today cus I ran across a Nigerian music on youtube I heard in 9Ja in 07 and wanted to see what's new in 9Ja music.
I don't know what's wrong with a lot of folks in this forum, they get mad when others state their opinion or criticize something. It's a free board hun!!
Too bad some people like "LadyKool" now feels she has to explain herself for not liking "Desperate Chicks" WTF?!
Romeo, if she doesn't like it then she doesn't. That's not your problem and if you really REALLY don't like it, then go find her and beat her up!! that outta teach her!!!


I'll bet someone's gonna try 2 attack my opinion. go right ahead. You'll prolly not get a response from me cus I don't give a rats ass and will be too busy to get tough on da keyboard with somebody I'm not even sure if they took a bath this morning   

ZuluNation:
Is this ghettochyk my old eyes is seeing

yeah, wats good? what happened to u anywayz? long time

ezeagu:
Does Jamaican count as a Nigerian tribe?

NO! WHY THO?

Hesperus:
there's one i heard - "jinede'm eee" - not sure i spelt it right.
Its a comic version of igbo "chineke'm eee" which means "my yams and cocoyams!!"

lol!! that's funny "ji n'ede meeee" lol!

not all full lace wigs can be parted anywhere. It depends on what type of lace is used and if a stretch material is added to the cap.
And "processes" (whatever that means}) does not make the hair stronger). Also, you gotta be careful of who your Lace wig vendor is and also the hair u buy. It may be 100% human hair, but there are different grades. The cheaper lace wigs (about $400 or so) can shed, tangle, not be undetectable etc. I know lace wigs. Now, my mom recently bought one for a grand {it's full lace) and it's very nice. you can wear it in a high pony tail. She bought me a LF a while ago (for a fraction of the price of her's) and there's mos def a difference. My next one's gonna be off da hook tho. am waiting on it.

ele ihe mere threadi nke ozo?
and dang! y'all already reached 16 pages in less than a month?!!

plus. . . . ele onye si na m muru nwa nwoke?

ah ah!! i maghi ebe a n'ere rubba na Ohio? lekwe nu nsogbu!!

and if u need it for winter, o gaghi enyere gi aka. ga choro condom egiri winta glove mee, u know, nke bu down feather

ok, o di nma

ndi Igbo, o gini mega?!

okomogo:
SO na the name of my local govt. ka ndi anambra ne eji eme mmeme na nairaland.Be warned o,nna gwa gi now before nkporo police bia this place o.
On a more serious note this tread is for delta IBOS not IGBOS,please we are different people ok.

I get what you mean man!!! Im tired of all these Igbo's claiming territory. Ezinne, ur not IGBO, ur Anambra IBO!! am not IGBO, am Imo IBO!! SEE!!! Romeo, ur not IGBO, ur Enugu IBO!!

On a more serious note, it's a free country. claim wateva u like sweetie

[quote author=m.i link=topic=138822.msg2963495#msg2963495 date=1224383797]LOL @ this thread, there are plenty of them! let me try and recollect,

"leda" or "paperbag" (as one word!!) to mean a polyethene bag, or just plain wataproof

"It's a lie!", when someone tells you something shocking

"bic" for pen

Hummer Jeep, prado Jeep, Honda Jeep, it's only they that know when all these companies merged with Jeep

"his dress was/is fine", no comment

"if i KONK you ehn!", meaning knock on the head

"don't ax me anything!", is ASK so hard to pronounce?

"Silpas" for slippers

"Umblerra" for Umbrella

"oyi" for Oil

"where went you?", had a teacher that insisted this was proper, argh!

"are you on line?" said to me by some guy, apparently he was asking for my phone number,

hearing of smells, eg. i can hear the way the stew is scenting

"Handset" for mobile phone

and this one is an intonation thing, but let me try, maybe someone will understand,

when introducing themselves they go, mAI Nem is Emeka, with the "My" acquiring an ascending tone, it irritates me silly!
then "krokrosh" for cockroach

"tea" to represent every beverage under the sun

Butter abi it's "bottah" when they mean margarine

another one that comes up during introductions, "i am Andrew by name"[/quote]dont know why, but i TOTALLY get that!!!! lol. dat shyt irks me baaaaaddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!

ify imela! idikwa nma?

agaba


nna tankyu!!! odika owu sonso gi chetara m taa sef.

Em2va nno. Chi gozie giwa kwa.

@Toshman

so, onye na ibe ya g'eje Dayton maka mitini?
PS: i dikwa sure na numba gi ahu wu ezigbo numba? :p

nyem ezigbo information ka m gbara plane gaa Dating (or is it Marrying?)

gamine
did u take da pic in ur profile urself? itz unique

Ndi Igbo Hi!!!

Hi edygirl, long time no see