lol! these arab wannabes seem so angry, hope they dont blow up nairaland.
Imagine people with the truth right under their noses, yet, they wanna drag themselves to hell. damn damn shame. well, blow urselves up as u wish.

GODSON2009:

so you too can talk uplawal??
if you dare say you can read arabic version of the Quran,can you swear by your prophet that you can nigerian muslims following saudi arabia egypt and others like muguns, 99.9% of you and other african muslims cannot read and understand the first page of the original arabic version of the Quran,the less than 1% that can are the ones ruling you and taking instructions from your masters in saudi arabia

i learnt you have just made a man that everyone knows sleeps with his daughters your baba adinni in lagos looool

hissss, dont mind these foolish people. lmao!! They can read Arabic. bull effin shiit!

Abu Zola:

Lol ! I thought jesus is God, so why saying jesus didn't know anything abt the OT. Ghetoshiit is so hilarious, this is getting interesting

damn, so people CAN be this brainless and still exist. NOW I have seen everything.
You are living proof of the existence of a God. . . .humans (or whatever creature u are) living without a brain. 

I bet da muslims on here appreciate ur energy at time (being that ur as free as air) to defend dem, but ur kinda embarrassing them with ur display on retardedness.

Abu Zola:

Ghetoshit- Do you want me to give u one err in the bible, i bet u will pisss coz even your oga, madam osisi had to clean my shoe as a respect for my biblical wisdom. From genesis to revelation are manmade innovation. Dare me and i'll resurgitate them to you mrs ghetoshiit. Shiiting shitting mummy Hahahaha *chewing my carrot*

Like I said before in da other thread:

Ghettochyk=aka my screen name

ghettoshit = ur mother = ur entire generation = mohammed = islam

for da last time:

GET IT RIGHT SON!!!
or

GET LOST!!!


NOW GO CONTEMPLATE UR SALVATION.

dumb ass, Jesus didn't say anything in the OT. (I mean, you can't "quote" Jesus directly in the OT).

Get lost M.oron.
He's just talking a bunch of shyt cus he aint got a job.

drrionelli:

Hmmmm--I'm sensing a bit of angst, here, ghettochyk.

bu.llshi.t. Go be an English professor somewhere else. Who's da smart as.s. that came up with this thread anyways?

Ghettochyk= me (or my SN)

ghettoshit=your mother=your generation=islam=mohammed.

Go to hell muddasukka!!

NOW GET IT RIGHT SON!!!!!!

Funny thing is, these two are running around making all kinds of noise, and aint really saying much when u look at it.
Make valid points! Address points made by others about islam instead of running around with chickens that got their heads cut off. If y'all cant do none of that, then ur just stupid little kids that need to sit ur asses down.

Abu Zola:

Hahaha, dance of shame,

for your info i can read and understand arabic likewise many other muslim, how many xtrian know the jewish language, hebrew, lol. Na Jealousy go kill una. Yes o Quran remain the greatest miracle

uplawal:

if they had learnt their hebrew language,there would nt have been so much discrepancies



LAZY PEOPLE(CHRISTIANS)

Both are y'all are just brain dead. Hezbollah, so u take pride in knowing arabic? I bet the arabs don't know ur damn language. and I bet ur ass dont know any arabic, like most deceived followers of mohammed.
UpLawal,
log off, go register for school, and become smarter. you're exposing ur pee-sized brain online.
(and I can't believe I'm talking to an unclassified creature like u) How do u know about discrepancies in the Bible. Can u name them specifically? Or are u just having diarrhea mouth? And ur so dumb, because the message of the Bible was not only originally in Hebrew. So that means, we'd have to learn more than 1 language just to get to Heaven. Effin Retard.
The Bible has been around for centuries and has been translated from the original language to most languages of the world, so that the World may receive the Gospel. That means, my grandma (God bless her soul) didn't have to feel doomed because she can't learn Hebrew (et. al). How can u expect the world to conform or be a part of a religion that must remain in one language? Why is one language better than another? Did God say that? Didn't God make us all equal?, including every nationality and ethnicity? hmmm, islam sounds questionable to me.

GODSON2009:

including yall you non arabic speaking muslims, so how exactly do you know if you have not been reading a food recipe or a a coded letter to mohammad's many wives all these years thank GOD u shot yourself in the foot with that

OMG!! iDied!! That was hilarious!!!

Abu-ZOla, or is it Hezbollah,
I bet it took u like a whole day to come up with "ghettoshit". Ok, let's see how many other ways u can write that. lmao!! Aren't u supposed to be somewhere practicing how to blow urself up? Pls, don't let me stop u hun.

tpia.:

never met a muslim man who believed in monogamy.

therefore I take this thread with multiple grains of salt

multiples grains is a bit much, I'd take 1/8 of a grain. 

uplawal:

@Godson,hmmmm,honestly u reason like a retard,what has being a soldier for Allah got to do with u,and my status in the uk,your heaert beats cos youre illegal immigrant init?just shut up and go and study your semi adultrated book(bible)

Dang, who gave this girl a computer? I swear this girl is so effin retarded! At least we know wth we're reading when we open our Bible. Can ur a.ss even read in Arabic? how da heck do you read a book that you can't even read? Oh, yeah, u gotta wait for the Arabs to translate what ur supposed to believe for u. Good luck with ur quran. The Arabs have convinced all the people they converted to muslims that the Bible has been translated, and that the quran gotta stay in their own language and isn't translated, and that's what makes it unadulterated? Have u wondered why they want everything in islam to be in their language? Because they wanna take over da world , that why their so pressed to whip out all "infidels" (non Arabs/muslims). What 's wrong with understanding the book of ur own damn religion?

davidylan:



Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516:
Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."

Satan must be at fault for swine flu.

Thanks for making my day Dave!
So that's what the water-in-nose bull is all about?!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! So that's why my Somali friend came out the bathroom with water in her nose, and I asked her, "why is ur face wet?" She says "I had to put water in my nose" Ya, so I was definitely not gonna ask anymore questions, cus I figured it's one of those things Mohammed told dem to do. I thought it was part of the "you have to wash up before prayer" thing. lmao! Did the Arabs/Muslims stop to think if Mohammed was sane at all? WTH? So water is what u need to fight the devil out of your nose? What a comedic religion.

uplawal:

@getthochk, why is it your problem?u wait when the time comes maybe they wont blow off your brainless head,as to your snowed car,Abuzola would be the last to do that if u know Abuzola for real,u live in USA,while Abuzola go to USA for fun anytime he feels like


Keep deluding yourself

kini big deal

wtf is wrong with u? Ur dumb a.ss don't even make sense. Go blow urself up somewhere.
I swear ur as.s was you're anencephalic, what does the bolded have to do with anything? What does Hezbollah visiting the USA gotta do with anything. What an effin loser. Shyt, wtf am I doing exchanging words with an anencephalic maggot like urself? Get fxcking loss. EWWW!! Soon, they'll deport ur terrorist a.ss from da UK, ur probably illegal too.

BY OHSISI God allah will not make you a martyr on nairaland
stop wasting your supplications
Strap on a bomb and blow yourself up in a shitte mosque and off you go to the great beyond
a one way ticket to hell
silly fool

Thank God the FBI and other bodies monitor these internet sites and can pin point the exact location of these lunatics when they need to be picked up

Simply hilarious. And so true!!

Abu Zola:

David, ofcourse i'll die in the cause of Allah inshaAllah but not through strapping bomb, ok ? A warrior is a legend, i will go out with my Slavakoshi sword to Afghanistan and slay your xtrian U.S troops. Mighty zola is my name

Bu.llshyt!! Ur deceiving urself. Christians aren't ur enemies, Islam is. As a Jamaican, they'll tell u straight "Islam-a-bad". And I'd love to see u give anyone a slap on da internet! LMAO!! Slap urself for dat retardedness. lmao!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Abu Zola:

_{U are laffing,} i pity u

Abu Zola:

Responding to deols reply- You have the right to your opine, ok ?.
As at now we don?t need Al Qaeda to come to our aid.

As for Al Qaeda - May the Creator of the universe continue to strengthen them as they continue their struggle in the way of Allah. I have opened up many challenges to my muslim brethren if Al Qaeda jihad tactic is unislamic or not.

Quran 22:39-41 Permission is given to muslim to fight if they are wronged, be it through invasion or occupation.

Tarik el islam today known as AL Qaeda was established by islamic countries to fight the USSR occupation in Afghanist. Bla bla bla.

We re ask to fight them the way they fight us Quran 2:190,
it is unlawful to kil5 women and children in battles sahih muslim 1133
but if there is no way to penetrate the enemy except you harm the women and children it is no sin sahih muslim 1134.

So people are opening their mouth to criticize should pls be cautious and not be motivated by the media propaganda

Violence and legalism from every corner.

GhettoShit? oohh, I'm so hurt. What an effin loser!! Dude! I KNOW Seun don't pay your hezbollah-wanna-be a.s.s to be up in here 24/7, so wth are u always here for? Geez!!!! There's plenty of work to be done. Come clear da snow off my driveway boo  .  Don't worry, u can wear your high-waters.

uplawal:

@mazaje or whatever your name is,pls if u dnt really have anything to say pls leave,this thread is meant only for practicing muslims,its our issues,why do u have to derail the thread,its issues that concerns us,anyways just to let u know,ISLAM is gonna be spread all over soon,wait and see

Islam take over the world? Ohh! So that's the purpose of mass and terroristic killings of "infidels" huh?
Foolish Arab-wanna-be. The Yoruba muslims are cowards because they don't wanna join Al-qaeda or blow up planes? I feel sorry for ur soul. Pls show ur own heroism in the privacy on ur own home. Pls don't board my plane. Or any for that matter, at least not with ur terroristic tendencies. Dang, dis girl displays so much anger.

pinky lady:

Abu, if i may ask. what is your occupation? do you work at all?

because the way you reply to every post that talks about Christ

really keeps me wondering if do you any other thing than just facing your PC and

replying every post here.

its pathetic i must say.

How can he have a job? Even all the free time he has to run around responding to posts, his replies are so dumb and childish. What a loser! Geez!! I bet he's like 10 or something.

GODSON2009:

@post
just like most of their core religious ideologies,it doesn not make any iota of sense, what has wearing a short or long pair of pants have to do with serving your GOD??
in answer to your question poster,from my readings and research of the vindictive and ruthless nature of mohammad,including his arbitrary commands and actions,i think he was simply pissed off with some of the nobles of that time,and gave that proclamation to spite them,as you can see from subsequent re[lies to your questions even the muslims cannot com,e up with any sensible reply

Exactly. Like my friend was asking me "where is Northeast"? I was like "why"? and she says "so I can pray that direction"? I was like, "hun, where in da school library, I don't know. ANd does it really matter? doesn't Northeast change depending on where you are?" my friend: "we must pray like the prophet" me: "quit buggin. I dont, know, go ask the library assistant for a compass". Wow, so god will reject your prayer for not praying NE.? dis kain god, na wa for you ooh.
WTH?!! There;s so much senseless ideologies that baffles me. it's so damn systematic and has too much legalisms. Like a cult. Not a relationship with God, but upkeeping of the rules, rules, RULES!!
Abu_Zola, I 'm your also confused by your own religion. your can only name-call and finger-point. why can't u defend or explain the rationale of this ideology that your defending?
I can definitely see your upcoming conversion to Christianity. ANd there will be a party in Heaven for you. Jesus loves you and all your muslim friends. And pls, take time to read. I know you just HATE reading. Next time I'll time one sentence at a time, JUST FOR YOU! My attempt of  display of Christ-like love and patience. 

dis thread is soo funny. Ego and alter ego at war.

awee, poor likkle Abu doesnt like to read. I guess you'd rather blow up planes and quickly get your 70 virgins than to be patient and peacemaking, u know, the less delightful option. What a m.oron. What am I even talking to? Abu what are u?
haha, "defender-of-Islam" my ass.

^^^^
yeah, and really, what ANY GUY, gonna do with 70 virgins? Does this promise also come with 2 or more hearts or maybe, just an immortal heart? ANd what's in it for the women here on earth now?

lol.

lol!!
Anyways: One sad thing is that "mocking Islam" would have been a fair assumption if I never came back and elaborated on my point.
Accusations of "mocking Islam" is a cheap shot and not a display of religious devotion or defense. After I came and clarified my point, humble, earnest and proclaimed "defenders of their religion" would assume that I have misunderstood their religion or it's prophet's teaching anfd try to "correct" that. But no. Obviously, none of you are authorities on the religion and so choose the easier action of pointing fingers of "whose mocking my religion and whose not" because it would definitely take more time to explain and back up with data (or in this case, scripture). Now, it's still up to you to do the right thing. I'm not sitting here waiting for it, because, obviously, I do have a life outside NL (like duh! lol!!). If you can't do that, then don't comment when I decide to voice my beliefs or disbeliefs when u haven't done anything to make it "right (by your own standards).

Abu Zola:

Uplawal u did not read the post o. I laff in aramaic. That chick was mocking islam.

_{if "that chick" is me, then I reply with this:}
Mocking Islam? I wouldn't say mocking.
hhmmm, now I wonder, Did YOU read my post? I'm sure I referenced "Mohammed" and not Islam.
But really, point of my post, (and I see ur obviously muslim), to get the rationale of what u said, and I quoted, not to argue, but to understand (the rationale of course). Anyways, I dont know if I'd be talking to the right person by talking to you, unless you are an authority (or have strong knowledge) on Islam.
Do you get that know?

dis whole conversion is thing is fishy lol!
But, whatever, if he really did, then good for him, If not, then that needs to be on his to do list. It's not by force.

Abu Zola:

Hey dude, your elementary english is wrong, short trouser could mean a boxer or a three quarter boot cut - a kind of trouser that goes a bit beyond the knee.


Anyway i understand where you are heading, muslim wear trouser that does not go beyond the ankle because our beloved Prophet taught us not to dress lavishly, there is a tradition in bukhari that says a man was sent to hell for dragging his izar, likewise the companion don't dress extravagantly,

wow, kinda makes "god" sound harsh huh? No mercy or grace? Hell because of longer pants? Mohammed obviously did not live in da East Coast or Midwest of da United States or he'd know that pants past the ankles are necessity, unless ur trying to Honor the King of Pop. hmmm, so according to Mohammed, Michael Jackson must be chilling in heaven.

the_seeker:

Personally, i am a one woman man but i do not agree with your point. the problem of excess women is still present today as was during the time of the Prophet. This is reason why we have many unmarried women in the world today, especially in the western world. Lately women from non muslim countries are beginning to consider polgamy as an option. They claim [b]'half a man is better than no man at all'[/b]

Well, if your concern is that there's too many women and not enough men, then wouldn't marrying more women result in more chances of continuing to have more women than men, leading to an endless cycle of more women? Obviously, that not a solution to your perceived problem of #women > # men. And where the heck did u get the italicized and bolded info from?

oyinda.:

naija/ yoruba pride

ya, they're cute, I just dont get the raggedy synthetic ponytail that girl on da right's got on her head. Da color don't even match