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you won't have any cause for regret baby..i promise..I'm one of the coolest kid in the building...if u think I'm lying ask:

Trapqueen: We dated for a while before i quited..tho she's still Head over Heels in love with me..she cursed the day we broke up..she's still yet to overcome the trauma...But she's seeing a therapist for that tho.

preccy69:
please

prettythicksmi:What more can i say...she's so obsessed about marriage...Told her i needed to take things slow but she was riding on a fast lane..But the straw that broke the camel's back was that she felt i was too innocent for her liking..said she loves the playboy/naughty kinda guys..u see?? i'm not so into nasty stuffs like ur ex.

zarzar:.That lady got insecurity issues and i hate that the most in a woman..so scared of loosing me and picks up a fight from just a "Hello" that i would say to a female friend...she thinks we still dating tho but i friendzoned her already..

Amarabae:Babe is such a sex addict..Demands sex at the slightest lone moment in the room...i just lack the right adjective to describe her unprecedented love for sex..I couldnt cope with her high libido so i called it quits..This shows that i'm not a sex freak..trust me on this...

This list can go on and on and on...if u think i'm lying ask
Lefulefu
McBrooklyn
Jacksparrow
Fuckshit........et al..

So u lucky to have me if u should accept this proposal..

There are good guys out there...Just text me ur contact so we start off immediately..

preccy69:
I don't knw hw to start,ok
am just 19,we've been dating for a year nd six months now,we r crazily in love,I think I love him more,recently he's been acting strange no love texts messages,kisses, nd all d things he used to do,I miss d man I fell in love with, he's changed everything about him,so I went to see him on Saturday, nd he was on bed with another girl,he didn't even notice dat I opened door till I shut,den he came after me,he's 24,up to dis moment I can't bliv he cheated on me truth is we r nt having sex I asked if he could wait till after marriage nd he was cool with it,I confronted him nd all he could say was how long was I expecting him to stay,without sex,guys is it fair??u have a girl dat loves nd respects u,cares for u,its nt like he even asked me for it,I feel so hurt,he's been banging her for months nw,but is it all about d sex u guys getis itu myt b thinking dat it has to do with money but its doesn't I just wanted to b happy with him,dats all,we were close to taking an oath last year,but cos of his exams he couldn't come,he later convinced me to drop d idea my question is, are their good guys,is it all about a pair of legs dat spread

so na only sack bag him carry return Nigga is a disgrace...

on behalf of (yabaleft Rehabilitation and mental therapy center) we sincerely apologise for the escape of our patient..till date his escape still remains a mystery to us...but u can bank on our assurance that we are doing everything possible to accost him..
sorry for the inconvinience and nuisance.


signed: Management.

SAVAGE!!!!!

ikp120:
That's your call bro!

Make sure you use protection, because from my analysis, you're likely gonna release within 2 minutes.

SPACE BOOKED

seeking cheap popularity...Mr Cork wannabe...

holywahala19:
I live in Trafford, UK.


I drive Bentley 2030 model.




I'm very very rich my people.



to our girls here,if u wana live in Trafford,do well to raise ur hand.



I don't want to see any male folk here.

ain't a guy.

so fuc..k off my thread

seeking cheap popularity...Mr Cock wannabe...

9jayes:
Yaba left y? y did u go on strike?

THE CARPENTER

manymanydgreat:
Who nailed it?

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MA NIGGA!!!!

9jayes:
I don't date my neighbors I fvck them

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CHAIRMAN!!!! This ur statistics where u get am from na from international Registry of pornography coverage and viewership?

LePrezident:
Lol. So OP picked a fight with her bf because he was watching porn? Smh. Not because he was caught cheating o, because he was watching ordinary porn that 99.79% of men watch including pastors? OP must be a drama queen.

This Maradona is really "Down to Earth"

Him phone get charge sef...Him get 92% sef..

U call him a virgin?? dint u read where he said he self service frequently??

dingbang:
Please never lose your virginity to a prostituttte... You will hate yourself for that...


You also said having a girlfriend is stressful.. Stressful in what way?

Just had my first sexual experience with a prostitute last yesterday...i go gist una d full story later....make una chill...Ayam cumming..

Busy now..Talk Later...I see u enjoying d convo..but unlike u I got beta things to do with my time..Have fun

IamAirforce1:
Lol
See dis troll

Post the photo of where i rock the shirt or shut up

u've posted countless pics of urself on social media...Trust me when I say I've seen u on those severally....SMH...so much for privacy.

IamAirforce1:
I've only done two videos.

No be me you see

No Hard feelings dawg!!! but I'hv seen u on those multiple times...

IamAirforce1:
Na your papa house I first wear am come abi?

This same shirt again....This one WEAK me..

U Did matriculation in 2010...Small boy sef...mtchwww..

I Sabi say na this dumb ass Mama Gee for nairaland go fit do this kind tin...So na like this she dey owe money upandan....And her shameless imaginary boyfriend...

What more can I say??..I see u feel honoured having me quote u and want to sustain d trail of chat..Here u go..Have it!!!!

Wapkoshcom:
K so what av yu really achieved doing this
No homo

Not what I'm insinuating...But there should be a "KIDS" section...#justsaying

Wapkoshcom:
Nice so we kids can't be on nairaland?

ALL DIS KIDS SEF...WHERE DEM FROM COMOT SEF??

KIDS ON RAMPAGE...NAIRALAND NEED TO CREATE A COLUMN FOR UPLOAD OF BIRTH CERTIFICATE OR AGE DECLARATION DURING SIGN UP/REGISTERATION..

You and ur mum are both Drama Queens..Have fun with that..

nijaomegacode:
No need to argue, the wind of True Love is blowing; it will soon hit you! ( I use to doubt my mom when she talks about love. But now I know it exist).

GIRL=4 YEARS
GUY=6 YEARS

This Asteroid too like waka waka sef...where e dey go?