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Kajina: LOL! What else do you want me to say? I provided you with a link that confirms that, how you hear Ghanaians pronounce the word money is actually how the English man pronounces it. What do you want from me again? Like I said, just keep listening, you will eventually get it right

LOL @ the bolded

I suggest you shout it loud into his ears. And just maybe that would work

Banku&Tilapia:
Ur useless country will split up cuz u fools live lyk animals n don't even undastand urselves n hv a Charlie chaplin for a president

The bolded

Kajina: No one is perfect but Nigerians pronunciation of most English words are just mind boggling

ROTFLMFAO!

Kajina: LMOA!!

Weird way of speaking English?? This coming from a Nigerian? Wonders shall never end ooo So you went to the UK and heard them pronounce “TION” as “SHON”? I mean words like nation as na(shon), population as popula(shon), accommodation as accommoda(shon), etc. That’s a big joke. My friend it’s pronounced SHIN not SHON.

And I wonder what on earth makes you guys pronounce words like “pursue” as PORSHOE, “lawsuit” as LAWSHOOT, “suit” as SHOOT? What does SHOE got to do with the word PURSUE? Like seriously? I just can’t fathom why. You obviously don't listen to the Brits in UK, because no English man will say such

Shoe in pursue? Now this is serious

Banku&Tilapia:
U need a head phone wen a nigerian start spewing his dumb accent

Aaaaw, Is that bad?

collynzo2: Give us facts not unproven statistics Nigerians rule your economy, all the major banks in Ghana are owned by Nigerians, the biggest telecommunication carrier in your country, Glo is a Nigerian company, your countries premier league os sponsored by a Nigerian company, so much for a 'Somalia-like country' lol

Seriously dude Where did you get your info from?

Congratulations bro, you have won yourself the Lamest Comment Award on this thread

ayoJ-21:
sakordie also won african artiste of d yr lst yr in headies award

You are right. And Ghanaians did not trash Nigeria/Nigerians like some of your people are doing on this thread. This goes to prove the difference between citizens from the two countries. Figure it out

Qelvin: Lool care to archive or better still list the so called areas where Ghana "destroy" Nigeria?..is it education(i mean comparing the cream of accomplished and recognized scholars both home and in diaspora from both countries),wealth(forget oil money,i mean the raw generation of cash from hustle and creativity,swag,entertainment,innovation,icons,diplomatic and international prestige,Military contribution to the WA sub-region and Africa at largewe all have our negative aspects so forget your usual nonsense on 419 and boko haram for a second,and focus your prism on a scope of reality! of course apart from stupidity(where Ghanaians would arguably have the upper hand);which can only explain why a horde of morons decided to stampede themselves to death over some Tb Joshua ''special water'' Lmaoo,keep deceiving yourself,meanwhile i am waiting intently for your list of national achievements that you feel can destroy Naija in all ramifications... i have my facts here and ready,the jury is out.

Wow!

One word, JOBLESSNESS

usmsam: A man in Sao Paulo Brazil caught his wife cheating on him with a man and while they argue on the balcony to the delight of passers by, the man she was cheating with attempts to escape from the window. Funny stuff


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjMgyPvINU4

Stills from the video

What a shame!

slysinzu: There are pills and exercises on the market
today that claim to erase belly fat effortlessly. However, changes in a person’s lifestyle are a more direct and more effective approach to eliminating the problem. Excessive belly fat increases the risk of diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, sleep apnea and even Alzheimer’s disease.
Here are 5 of the most common causes of belly fat.

1. Drinking Too Much Alcohol

“Beer belly” is the common term for excess fat that has accumulated due to drinking a lot of alcohol on a regular basis. Beer isn’t the only culprit, though. Contrary to the specific term, drinking an excessive amount of any alcoholic beverage can cause beer belly. (Except wine, according to research.) Alcohol contains nothingbut empty calories that are stored in the stomach area.

2. Eating Too Many Bad Carbohydrates

There are good carbs and there are bad carbs. Eating unrefined carbs like fruit, legumes, vegetables and whole grains is good for you, and helps in weight control. Eating biscuits, cakes, donuts, white bread and other refined carbs does the opposite. Eat too many of these carbs and a person’s insulin level will rise. Their metabolism will slow down, and the excess sugar the body can’t use will be stored as belly fat.

3. Stress Overload

Too much stress has many negative impacts on the body. Stress causes the body to switch into survival mode. One way the body ensures its survival is by storing more fat so starvation doesn’t occur if there’s no food eaten. Stress also causes the body to produce excessive amounts of cortisol. This hormone moves stored fat to the abdomen area and creates belly fat. According to a study by the Psychology Department at Yale University, women (in particular) who had a higher amount of belly fat were more negative, and lived with higher levels of stress.

4. Genetics

This cause of belly fat may be the toughest one to hear, because it entails not really being able to do all that much to prevent it. Genetics play a role in deciding where the fat distribution goes in your body, and it practically relates to two different body types. Either you are apple- shaped or pear-shaped. If you are pear-shaped, then the fat generally accumulates in your lower areas like your fanny. If you are apple-shaped, then your body has the tendency of storing fat around your midsection, thus leading to belly fat.

5. Sedentary Lifestyle

A sedentary lifestyle is defined as one in which a person fails to exercise regularly, or fails to get any exercise at all. The biggest problem with a sedentary lifestyle is that it can increase your chances of developing serious health conditions, which are all somewhat preventable. If you lead a sedentary lifestyle, you are raising your chances of dying younger, yet you can easily avoid this by simply moving more and exercising regularly. It commonly consists of the practice of sitting on the couch and watching too much TV. Such a lifestyle is not limited just to TV watching; it also involves reading too much or using the computer too much. Basically, if you are not moving enough, it is sedentary.

A word to the wise......

ItsModella: Gbam!! Everyone is blaming the girl like it no longer takes two to tango. He had s.ex with a minor, in some countries, that would have been punishable by law. Jo o, if he was man enough to knack a young babe, he should also be man enough to accept responsibility. Otan!!

ROTFLMAO!!! Itsmodella baby, you don kill me ooo!

AK 48: Gold diggers here and there!, obviously he didn't want the baby why forcing him? If u don't have money why going to an expensive london hosp(citizen I guess)?

He didn't want the baby?...Tell him next time he should keep his pants zipped

ItsModella: Yam itself is a starchy food. So you add yam to cassava to reduce the starch? That's adding starch to starch to reduce the starch.

LOL! Of course yam has starch. Even potatoes have starch. But cassava’s starch is extremely higher, so adding yam makes it not as starchy as using only cassava

Wooow! So divorce can be this sweet. Happy for her though

Crixina: thanks prof.for the lecture on fufu 101.then if u knw ther r different kinds and methods of preparing fufu,then u should knw enough not to make it sound like its a ghananian food, cos an average ghananian will quickly tink of the yam paste when fufu is being mentioned, while an average nigerian will tink of cassava paste.hence that still goes bk to my first point that fufu may mean different things to these countries.

See bolded... The average Ghanaian never thinks of yam paste when fufu is mentioned. Actually only few people like to add yam to the cassava to reduce the starch in the cassava.

rhymz: . . .hahahah. . Neither does an average Nigerian think Ghanaian when fufu is mentioned.

Obviously, LOL!

ItsModella: The Yorubas refer to akpu as fufu. Akpu is just the Igbo name for what the Yoruba and other people in South-Western Nigeria call fufu. So saying fufu is distinctively Ghanaian is laughable. The Togolese eat fufu, the Liberians eat fufu, those in Benin Republic eat fufu (and yes, they call it fufu). So what are you saying?

Okay baby girl we all eat fufu AKA akpu (by the Igbos). End of the fufu story

Crixina: thanks prof.for the lecture on fufu 101.then if u knw ther r different kinds and methods of preparing fufu,then u should knw enough not to make it sound like its a ghananian food,cos an average ghananian will quickly tink of the yam paste when fufu is being mentioned,while an average nigerian will tink of cassava paste.hence that still goes bk to my first point that fufu may mean different things to these countries.

LOL! The average Ghanaian never thinks of yam when it comes to fufu. We don't eat pounded yam. That is a Nigerian dish.

rhymz: yeah right. . . Wait until you see real Nigerian fufu or Akpu. Trust me Ghanaians don't eat Fufu better than Igbos or Calabar ppl. It is a common staple associated with them in Nigeria. We dont use plantain or whatever, strictly cassava. And igbos do it quite differently from Calabar that roast theirs. We have the best soups for fufu than ghanaians trust me on that.

About the bolded... My brother don't even go there ooo! That one no be true!

Have you ever bitten your finger eating your soup? I guess not. Try our fufu soups and see what would happen

rhymz: so in order words, all ghanaian fufu taste alike, even the ones made from plantain abi?
Guy, lets not turn english on its head, what we are saying is that the varient we eat here even though may be generally known as fufu but it has nothing to do with Ghana or borrows its origin from Ghana. Fufu as it is reffered to in Ghana and every other part of west Africa is not tied to any one tuber semi-solid paste, it is a general term used to describe them unlike in Nigeria where it solely describes akpu. No nigerian can mistake Akpu with those other varients they still call fufu, yet they all known as fufu.

The bolded...What I can say is that Ghanaians don't eat akpu, neither do we call fufu akpu, so akpu didn't borrow it's origin from Ghana. Relax my brother, it's all good

londoner: I'm not vex. but a tad annoyed.

Even if you look at the Ghanaian way of eating fufu.....it is totally different from our way, and their accompanying soups are also different.

They eat theirs in the same bowl as the soup....we dont.

We serve our fufu separately from the soup apart from some yorubas, who sometimes have theirs on the same plate as the pounded yam/eba etc.

Our fufu is totally difrerent both in texture and taste. i have had Ghana fufu in Ghana and Nigerian Akpu or fufu as a stable growing up........they are NOT the same .

My friend what you just described are two different foods. One is called fufu and the other akpu. You have tasted both and confirmed that they are not the same in terms of texture and taste. You made it clear that what Ghanaians call fufu doesn't taste and feel like akpu. So it makes sense that they have different names.

Now, since Nigerians don’t eat what Ghanaians call fufu and Ghanaians don’t eat what Nigerians call akpu, can we just agree that fufu is distinctively Ghanaian while akpu is Nigerian? I’ll love to one day try akpu

And what is posted on Wikipedia is about fufu not akpu LOL!

Goodysydney: Hahahaha... Bush rat. Black is beautiful but Ghanaians made it ugly. Ghanaian men are as DARK as CHARCOAL and UGLY as CHIMPANZEE. Average Ghanaian is 5ft tall, they are short like the pygmies of Congo, particularly those Ashanti people. Bastard.

About height, did you research this information before posting your comment I guess not. FYI, the average Ghanaian is taller than the average Nigerian okay?

Evestar200: Nonentities dey argue,,,,they think by defending their countries will make their countries to be best,,,HELL NO,,we cant fight our bad goverment bt we re here fighting ourselves over what bad goverment hv done,,WE SHLD CHANGE OUR WAYS AND MAKE AFRICA D BEST CONTINENT


ok...

You are a really smart lady. You've earned my respect This is for you baby

biolabee: [size=18pt]Please ignore any post filled with hate or crap
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Seconded!!!

LesbianBoy: This LOOSE GEH called genevieve nnaji should GO AND GET MARRIED! She is not getting any younger!

Okay, we hear you! Why don't you go marry her, or forever hold your peace

chriskwaku: Cusubaba hate will always be there ,but your bigoted attitude to Ghanaians and yorubas and northerns in your own country as espoused by your previous posts is legendry. But we dont give a hoot about you because you are the biggest fool and bigot on this forum . Your lies and contradictory stories exposes you as an unbalanced man. When it suits you claim you are dating a Ghanaina nurse and how her parents like you .The next minute Ghanaians are bastards and ugly . This Goon needs some serious psychiatry treatment. Am sure your so -called nurse girl friend would be of help.Mumu.

@ bolded

The guy uses the same punch lines for Ghanaians and Yorubas. His most famous line "black and ugly"

Goodysydney: Hahahaha... God has already blessed Ghana and Southafrica with malnourished pygmies ugly lazy men. God also blessed Ghana and Southafrica with ugly cheap whores who are busy making series of babies from different men. In Ghana and Southafrica ,90% of the population are primitive bastard children of bastards. Ghana is a country where 85% of the girls make series of babies from different men. While in Southafrica, 98% of their girls are Hiv/Aids positive because of their fathers and brothes raped them at the age of 5. While our sorry a.s.s Ghanaian brothers are busy making plenty babies with different women and blaming Nigerians for their problems. Smart Nigerians are busy owning everything in Ghana, from banks, shopping mails, cinemas, 5 stars hotels, boutiques, shops, petrol stations, oil companies, airline, construction companies. Nigeria Company Glo network sponsors Ghana Black Stars and Ghana Premier League.

To all the decent Nigerians on Nairaland

When are you going to tell this Cusubaba/Goodysydney fellow to zip it Although he is one of you, he is a disgrace to you all. These are the type of people who give you all a bad name. It's about time you guys speak some sense into that empty brain of his

zetdee: I never here any South African say anything negative about Ghananians they're the most loved foreigners in SA because they behave themselves, the Nigerians who immigrate here are not the same as those in the US. Most are only here to cause trouble and brag about how great huslters they're.

@ bolded

Happy to hear they are giving us a good name BTW, it's in our DNA

AjanleKoko: Even Badagry can't seek such from Ghana.

I have a British friend who deals with Ghanaians on a regular basis. He refers to Ghana as a 'small and paranoid country'.

Get lost!!! I'm out

onitshaigbo: How can an ant possibly swallow a lion?

It's more than possible. In this case the ant is David and the lion is Goliath. Its not about size, it's about being strategic. Try Ghanaian rule to save you from all your problems

onitshaigbo: I know some Ghanaians have this delusion that their country is somehow better than Nigeria, but the sooner you realise that it's a delusion with no basis in reality, the better.

Just wait, in the future, you Ghanaians would be begging to join Nigeria, but you have to wait for your turn behind Niger, Benin, Chad, Cameroon, and Togo.

Only in your dreams! From the look of things, it looks like Naija will rather be seeking that favor from Ghana, sooner than later

onitshaigbo: I'm a fool for telling the truth? If Ghana wants a brighter future, it should petition to Abuja to join as the 37th state of the Federated Republic of Nigeria. But it's not very likely to succeed, Nigeria would be wary of accepting such a poor state into the federation

@ bolded

ROTFLMFAO!!!!! Can't believe you just said that But if that makes you sleep better at night, then sweet dreams!