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as in. I jst dey imagine.

itsMrIke:
Source da Or you just posted a story and tagged an innocent girl abi?

U r wit me bro

vislabraye:
Make I marry for 1 week and my wife dey give me excuse, she go go her papa house

I trust myslf...10hrs slf I go manage ni (talkn abt my wife ni oo)

Funny.. I fink I get it now. U r saying dat ironically abi?

Bibidear:
d one that is there

u don vex gan oo.lol

ibotjaycob:
I just checked your hungry blog, it's filled with pictures of b00bs and nudes and who has a bre*ast.
So i have few questions for you,
1. Do you really want to make it as a blogger?
2. If yes, do you really think all you need to do is post pictures of b00bs n nudes?
3. Are you sex starved or just an idi0t?

GBAM!!

Rogersmith:
Direct sales executive. ...it's a contract job.

Helloooooo wic boobs?

Bibidear:
Nah,i am still saying it,my boobs are bigger than these

loolz

Sunofgod:
Announce your death to them on FB

tales by moon light......................

jerrymichaels:
I was so shy that I couldn't look into her face, she slowly started coming close to me and I slowly started moving close to the wall on the bed, then suddenly, NEPA brought light and she stopped. she charged her phone and turn to me again, and said to me ''why don't you be a man for once, I wouldn't eat you up''. I was still looking helplessly, so I told her am different from other men and wasn't prepared for it. she told me not to worry, that the only thing that matters is her love for me. so she started coming close again. when she touched me, I shouted ''STOP'' with a loud voice and she stopped. she asked me weather I wanted it the hard way or I would like us to have fun. so I stood up with force to the door and found out she had already locked the door. standing fearfully with my hands on the door handle, she stood up and increased the volume of the music she was playing so that the surrounding neighbours wouldn't hear my voice. she came towards me and dragged me to the bed, she use a single hand to press down my two hands on the bed and pressed me down with her legs. I lost all my strength instantly and laid like a baby. then she started using her mouth and tongue on several sensitive parts of my body till the big boy in-between my legs aroused, and I lost my conscience. she then came on top of me and had her way. when she was through, she left me and went to take her bath, I started feeling guilty inside and sat down on the lip of the bed with so much anger thinking of what to do. I was so ashamed that I couldn't call any of my friends, so I remained confused till she came out of the bathroom and started apologising, angrily I remained silenced till it was 6:00 am, I left her place and went straight to the police. after reporting my case to the police, they started laughing and making gest of me till I left instead of looking into the case to help me. for now am working on my muscles, I gym day and night to be strong enough for revenge.

Your brain is faulty...

Insidous:
Ode!

This is Superstoryyyyyy....... response: this is superstoryyyyyyyy.....

huhhhhhh. Nairaland teaching words and opposite since 1912

looool

ilovelikes:
Welcome vp. So where did u get this suit from? I thought u only had one black native with that black cap.

kudos to her.. keep it up sweet ma.

mtcheeew... no b d gate of d aus wey my papa just build b dis.?

my papa no teach me how to lie

MsBliss:
Lol.......see open confession .

I swear na me d dat

MsBliss:
How come I don't hate my body?



One of the worst thing associated with being busty is that while talking to a guy,you can't tell if he is paying attention to you or he is paying attention to what is on your chest and they hardly maintain eye contact .

how u dey brother? may allah reward US.

Ahmad4452:
Baba e ma binu sir o sisi jabo ni ooo

ohhhhhhhhhhhh......sym1 stop me I wanna cry.. .Very good old day

hate biba wo? egbon ninu awe( during fasting).

Ahmad4452:
Nt until u stop hatin

and all member of Nairaland are liable to b Ban

ZeezaRapture:
hahaha Madam u sef be member of our Spacebookers Association Of Nairaland?? ??




Z.R

when u won change

Ahmad4452:
M

stealing from the devil's vineyard is perfect.

moment5:
Chineke Nna!!!..Stealing from the Lord's vineyard is bad.

ehyah... Am sure u still have your 2go account....the mod wil soon do d needful cos dats whr u belong.....no offence plss

Goldmaxx:
f.h.u.c.k you ba.aa.st.ar.d

Do U need glasses Sir? pls no offence.

Goldmaxx:
u are very ugly @dp

#no offence#

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

adeekiti:
I will send her back home immediately, what nonsense

Now I see y people in d north see Lagos like LONDON.

Baba U don win lotto ooo

Blastfinito:
I have been with my girl for months, but she didn't allow love making. I started a meaningful job ever 10days ago. Since then she kept calling me to come home 'cause she missed me. When I came back yesterday night, she started the move, and I deflowered her. I didn't believe my eyes at the sight of blood and pain, but she was happy. Now, my question is that is it true love that made her yielded to sex? Remember that it was after I got a dream job. Your advice will be highly appreciated.