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u go use flagyl

shadowkings:
this one now na news// headache dey worry me joor

loooool God! D way u reason ehnn

Bilabong:
The guy on green be like "thank God my 5k is safe for a while".

H for Hell.

NeduLuiZ:
H

anywhr u go, I go dey follow follow eeeh.... in psquare voice

brother kongi is a fastard

:oJixus... Dis people are hrtles

confirmento just dey run go your room

Guy! Guy!! Guy!!! Abeg no provoke me dis nyt abeg, y can't u get a game boy to play wit instead of typn dis po.oo.

boombay:
I travelled to France last week and I and my bae have had sex 26 times till now.
my Johnny is paining me seriously!
should I break up with her or travel to west Germany to rest?

Ahhh lol

Whobedatte:
add me on bbm through my signature

SexyBisolarh:
pls what shd i do...he is really disturbing me...whenver my sister is not ard..he keeps coming to my room..nd start romancing me n stuffs...but it comes to sex...i totally disagree as i'm typing nw...[b][/b]e just left my room....i'm scared and confused...

afta a rnd of quicky? U need jixuz

tinuolababy:
Baba

They are already scared cos NNPC wl be under the supervision of Baba.

Thunder fire anybody who says this is GEJ at work

amen....but no talk am again.

may our path nt cross again...............odabooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

LOL.... I fink say na only me sight dat dead soldier o(empty bottle)

themilanway:
Someone should remind him not to near that Jack Daniel bottle on the table on the inauguration day.

The country is too hot for one to be dancing"Omo na to enter craze"

Hian...... I dey madt?

u one kill me with laf

Rawani:
Little did she know that the children she claimed were thrown out on the streets were the ones to kick her out from the Aso Villa. Prepare your canoe, you have been Kano'ed.

plendil:
[size=35pt]PLEASE A STANDING OVATION FOR JEGA'S REPSONSE!![/size]

matured and sensible response.

OMO seee kasala....................... dis man dey vex o. who b dis man slf

Watin du d network on ya fone?

mdbissalla:
pls somebody should Dail 911...

GBAM!

amunkita:
Lemme ve ur contact, cous i will like u to marry him dis yr.

phlio:
lol....see ur head like ojukwu own

taking resemblance from phlio since 1901

phlio:
been staying years now without sex...no big deal.u won't die nah hiaan

oh boi na u ooooooo

Godditex:
7 sure pass! You can imagine what her leg will be doing to DICKson!

you need jixus

customized13:
Yeh

Abracadabra, he failed mathematics. (That's if the result no be conjured one)

Olodo cannot be our president , someone that can't pass O'level mathematics.

YOU are not okay... i know your type.. special centre fyns.

adaweezy:
Seun, Ngwakwe front page please shame those haters
I remember in JSS 2 I missed the promotion exams because I was on admission for two weeks while others were writing exams.
My friends were sad because they felt I was going to repeat the class since I didn't write the promotion exams to JSS 3 with them.
When school resumed for the new academic session, my class teacher promoted me to the next class. The Commandant summoned her to come and defend her action.
She simply told the Commandant that I had over 75% attendance and my continuous assessment in all subjects was above 90%. If not because I was sick and on admission at the Military Reference Hospital, I would have written the exams and pass. Base on these she has no choice but to promote me to the next class. Na so I take waka go JSS 3 without any evidence abi na certificate or result sef!
In my third term in SSS 1, your's truly was involved in an accident and I was in the hospital for over three months. I did not write the promotion exams to SSS 2. When school resumed for a new session, I just waka straight to SSS 2 and kontinu from there until I finally wrote WAYEC. At least I have two tishas who can tell the Prinspa that if not because of my accident, I would have actually pass the exams that was conducted. So there is no need to hold me back. Na so e just be.
I would have spent two extra years in secondary school due to unforeseen circumstances if my tishas had not given me a special waiver allowing me to proceed to the next class, when I was unable to write promotion exams in two different occasions.
Obviously there are students who wrote the exams and were asked to repeat the class because their body temperature was below optimal level. In fairness to them, I don't know why they failed but I have come to the realisation that exams is not a true test of knowledge. Most times I hardly have time for my books until few days to the exams and after that I try to detoxify my system and forget all the stuff I have imbibed into the medulla oblongata.
In this part of the world we believe so much in paper qualifications. The Prinspa abi na Headmaster of General Mohammadu Buhari stood surety for him and based on that, he was admitted into the Army, according to a statement credited to the Director of Defence Information (DDI) where he stated that the Military do not have Buhari's certificate, after the same military have previously attested to the fact that they have his papers. I don't know what to believe again gaskiya.
What are they looking for? Is it WAYEC?
Now based on the surety by Buhari's Prinspa, he was given an all clear nod to join the military. Did he excel in service? Yes of course. He did not only rose to the rank of a Major General, he held strategic positions and even became the Head of State.
So it is really foolhardy for anyone to question Buhari's academic credentials and eligibility for election when it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that he has more than the required qualification to run for office as President.
It is indeed a shame that the Military has allowed itself to be dragged into this needless controversy. All institutions in Nigeria has been debased and abuse under the regime of Goodluck Jonathan. The military has been struggling to redeem it's image over the protracted battle against insurgency which she has failed to bring to a logical conclusion. Allowing itself to be used by unscrupulous politicians to advance their selfish aims is another low point for the military.
I dismiss the statement credited to the DDI as partisan and call on the military high command to investigate him and mete out appropriate sanctions if he is found culpable. Our military must be insulated from abuse because we cannot afford to have "an Army of anything goes," as former Chief of Army Staff, General Salihu Ibrahim succinctly described the Army at his pulling out parade in 1994.
On a final note, even if Buhari submit Agege bread label as his certificate, we (Buharists) will vote for him!
DazzoI AKOJI

huh watin I fit du dis poster ooooo.gud oya gimme ya acct number....na joke too.u du well ...feBUHARI

Kiss an Angelina dats erotic if symptoms pessit u can both visit ya pastor ..modified nairaland don start o I mean erotic joh

please oo, me neva see mail oo, but i got the text.. pls can any1 forward to me incase i dnt get.abeg o.adewaleolugbenga222@gmail.com

vizboy: hmmmm BROS YOU CAN LIE

. Laff e yaf kill me oo.loool

I knw its late,bt I belief in God its never too late.plsssssss I nid dis materials. Gbn4god@yahoo.com tnx

Worwor: ok, I will send to you and some persons below you.

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resurrectn: [quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]Ur own is better , I went for an interview recently and the girl sitting opposite me also an applicant, sat recklessly and I cud see her panty...I had an erection straight , around that time they started calling names for interview to commence , my name was called and I cudnt stand up....I can neva forget that day till I die, I swear
Wen erection went down i jus left to go home, cos I don fail interview already...that girl na the winch wey dem send to me