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 Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 12:43pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
But as E don happen so watta do? Either you beat the prince or you join him oo. He has come to stay and rule for ever, till rapture comes. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Embarrasing Moment by gilgee(m): 12:42pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
She mean sey, make you reorganize, rearrange, reconstruct and repaint your sentences. The story sweet, but the English na wall gecko type. Ninglish! Well as them dey talk am, at all at all na witch market. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Was Just Coming Upstairs To Kill You by gilgee(m): 12:38pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
I handover the contract to you Clemcy. Finish am for us. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by gilgee(m): 12:36pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
@Clemcy Na true na. Ask Tufe in private he go confirm am.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gilgee(m): 12:30pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
Tufe I no follow ooo. I no dey near military men any how oo. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Aids Is Real by gilgee(m): 12:28pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
In retaliation, grabs clemcy's bosom, smacks her ass and gives her a box of kuli kuli and dankuya. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles by gilgee(m): 12:26pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
clemcykul: Clemcy Clemcy. Where your mind dey run go? Return your mind back before E go lost in the garden of Eden oo. My hand no dey oo. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by gilgee(m): 12:24pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
A connoisseur of bla bla. Clemcy, I raise 1 leg and two hands take hail you oo. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: An Interracial Dating Guide - Guys Only by gilgee(m): 12:21pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
And the uhmmmmnmmm continues . . . . . . . All these yoga classes on NL sef. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by gilgee(m): 12:13pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
nightnurse:So you mean the shorter the better? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: We Need To Listen ! by gilgee(m): 12:11pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
 Poor old Delib. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by gilgee(m): 12:06pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
Tufe I sure sey you get hang over. You wan begin attack me? Every attack from Tufe. . . . . Holy ghost Fire! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by gilgee(m): 11:51am On Mar 10, 2008 |
tufe:** And every other thing becomes stupid to Tufe** |
| Jokes Etc › Re: We Need To Listen ! by gilgee(m): 11:48am On Mar 10, 2008 |
na main course. But before consumption, write your will and say your last prayers. E go lead you to eternal sleep |
| Jokes Etc › Re: An Interracial Dating Guide - Guys Only by gilgee(m): 11:44am On Mar 10, 2008 |
Early symptoms of kolomentaisis. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gilgee(m): 11:36am On Mar 10, 2008 |
Gunny Gunny. . . . I raise one leg up dey hail ooo. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 11:34am On Mar 10, 2008 |
holythug:How you no go come late, when you first go mama iyabo shop go gulp I shot of manpower/paraga. @Gunny I don take medication now. Let the grammaticalization begin! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Was Just Coming Upstairs To Kill You by gilgee(m): 11:29am On Mar 10, 2008 |
**empties the pistol and reloads with hot stones.** Na that one go kill am faster |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 11:28am On Mar 10, 2008 |
. . . . . and the runs continues. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by gilgee(m): 11:27am On Mar 10, 2008 |
ituen:Well said. @Tufe Na when you begin f**k humans? Na goats, dogs and ducks you been dey do before na. Well thats good, you dey improve. Very soon you go enter Horses, Camels, Cows and even buffalo. So help him God. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: House Of Prostitution by gilgee(m): 11:21am On Mar 10, 2008 |
tufe: **Draws him back, slaps stars out of his eyes, bites of his ears and smacks his head** |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Inheritance by gilgee(m): 11:19am On Mar 10, 2008 |
Na typical forest habitat, with locust, ants, bed bugs, cockroach, termites and others. You know them pass me, so complete the list. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Computer Drive by gilgee(m): 11:17am On Mar 10, 2008 |
My brother E no easy oo. Them say if you no fit carry money come from huzzling, make you carry pikin come back. As I no fit make my cut off mark, atleast I don make name and recognition. **Heads off to collect my monthly jamb allowance** |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Ladies by gilgee(m): 11:12am On Mar 10, 2008 |
Also starring delib. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Aids Is Real by gilgee(m): 11:06am On Mar 10, 2008 |
**Hands tufe a list of potential wives with sacramental bosom** |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles by gilgee(m): 11:03am On Mar 10, 2008 |
The answer na bla bla na. E fit go round the whole village, still hang tandam for there. Na your own for life! |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by gilgee(m): 10:59am On Mar 10, 2008 |
Fares |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by gilgee(m): 10:55am On Mar 10, 2008 |
**takes ify to one corner, rubs her anointing oil, and the bla bla ing begins** |
| Jokes Etc › Re: E Get As E Dey Do U? by gilgee(m): 10:50am On Mar 10, 2008 |
nightnurse:E don begin do you? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: We Need To Listen ! by gilgee(m): 8:57pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
God bless you joh! |
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