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She has to come for bosom check up first. |
**Tufe's head up for auction** |
**Ituen orders for a home delivery of 5 VIP tickets** |
Price |
See as Sauce dey rape french without condom. ![]() Some people mind dey for back ooo. . . . . . Tufe you mean sey sauce dey fly? Hope nobi wetin I dey think ooo? |
tufe:See charcoal dey call kettle black. Wetin send your mind go there? Repent for the kingdom is at hand!!! |
I go run enter your bedroom. |
tufe:No mind am. He is a dembombom! |
hmmmmmm. . . . . ohhhhhh . . . . . yeaaaaa. . . . . . . |
**Odeshi at work; returns back to sender** |
**abeg Migs supply every man here 1 sachet each and tell me how much.** |
ituen:**Handiwork of coke mixed with ogogoro** |
**Taribo West crowned Mr. Universe** |
Market |
[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=118401.msg2038185#msg2038185 date=1205070261]enters room, reads boring posts, strolls out dissapointed.[/quote]**runs down to one corner, shits in a plastic bag, calls him back and stones him with the shit in the plastic bag** |
[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=114068.msg2038172#msg2038172 date=1205069802]@tufe For the record, if you think you can use me as a steppin stone to get famous here on NLD, then you need to really step hard. waits for tufe's reply. . . . The battle line is now drawn. [/quote]**Pours gravel, pieces of broken bottles, nails and scrap metals on the battle ground** |
. . . . . behind you. |
. . . . . and 1 bottle of odeku for top-ups |
Wrong! The half is for lapping passengers. ![]() If your money no reach, one hot granny go lap you. |
Nobi joke, na Yoke. @Poster You try small sha, but next time try harder. |
Na wetin concern you concern am. Aproko! In fact you are an otokoh! |
Mode of payment= MTN recharge cards. Just scratch and send the pin numbers to 08030303030 Buy tickets now ooo, e remain only 3 and half tickets. |
**gilgee forces his way into Ify's life; and they become happily entangled in the web of E-love ** |
** pulls him back and spits in his mouth** |
ituen:King dey live near our house and we go change tufe cap to blue. Bom boi na Bom boi. |
jaymobb:My brother one bottle na 40 Naira oo, and e go reach me buy at least 2 points of PHCN shares when dem go begin sell and E go give me right to dey do una light tumbu tumbu mess calabar. That time you go hear am no worry dey take me play now, na ur time. |
He knows so. |
**matches break and E suffrey dey do am** |
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