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Ibori should just rest and finish his prison term instead of seeking appeal he knows would not work, we all know he is not †ђξ only criminal in †ђξ niger delta, but his stubbornness and unquenchable quest for power has landed him where he is 2day.

I pray he regains his health

Festac town was †ђξ most beautiful in africa as at 70s, go check it out 2day.
If our maintenance culture doesn't improve abuja will soon become lagos. Are there no commission
assigned for maintenance in naija?

A little boy said "Mom, did you know that Anna is an angel?" Mom said "You mean the maid, why do you say that?"

The boy said "Well, because I saw her naked in your bedroom with her hands on the wall & she was shouting, "oh God I am coming...I am coming ...I am coming...If it wasn't for dad who was holding her firmly from behind, she would have gone up to Heaven by now"

[MOM FAINTS]

Take heart mr john okafor

A man dies and goes to hell.
He finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He decides he'll pick the least painful to spendhis eternity.
He goes to Germany Hell and asks, 'What do they do here?'
He is told 'first they put you in an electric chairfor an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comesin and whips you for the rest of the day'.
The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA Hell as well as the Russia Hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the NIGERIA Hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?'
He is told 'first they put you in an electric chairfor an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
The NIGERIAN devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
But, that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many
people waiting to get in?' asks the man.
Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work.
The nails were paid for but never supplied, sothe bed is comfortable to sleep on.
And the NIGERIAN devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in;
signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business.'

Akpos caught his wife in bed with is friend and out of anger he took his gun and killed his friend!

Out of fear his wife shouted akpos akpos akpos!!! if you continue like this you will kill all your friends º°˚˚°ºoo !"

Brand_new: I see nothing wrong with the pic.

Take a closer look pls

OliverPin: am preaty sure its gonna be difficult to accept if am realy in love with her. however, i cannot stand the pain seeing her as my lover and also knowing she"s a cheat. so sadly its Over between us.

It will obviously hurt if Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ truly love her.
But †ђξ safest thing to do is quit the relationship,
You can always find happiness elsewhere rather than
Trying to mend a broken glass

Gej should be allowed to lead in peace, he's not perfect we know but least he has some credit.
He still remains the most understanding, tolerant and true democratic leader Nigeria has ever
Had. He is the most criticised yet calm in reaching conclusion.

Has any crime free man led this country before?

Rochas i commend u for been so courageous. But saying u adviced Baba Obj on every good thing he did while in office is questionable. It's obvious u don't need Baba to succeed in ur potential presidental race. All the best sir. I wish the rest could be this fearlessly sincere.

Absolute nonsense .

Nigeria has many pressing issues that needs attention, why wast available scares resources on irrelevant celebration ? Is independent celebration not enough for us ?

Patience Jonathan Hale And Hearty, Not Flown Abroad -presidency - Politics - Nairaland

No need for the long argument cos the press are even confused. No one knows the truth this moment.

PEG get well and leave aso-rock alive.

Standing5: And if i may ask, what will Nigeria do for Mali that France cannot do for them.

Sir there is strength in number, and beside whats wrong with Nigeria saving a drowning neigbour ?

All hail uduaghan the best politrictian ever. At least he has invested so much on airports and several ghost scholarship, abandoned road projects, reliefing of hospital staffs without replacements, rapid increament of tax rate with nothing to show for it. Yes uduaghan has Reali don well, far better than his brother Ibori. Mitheeew.

AK 48: I cried wen I read this.

The whole world is talking about global terrorism and how to contain it,this my friend is spitting maggot from his bucal-cavity.
I expected ecowas to be more proactive than france,I expected them to have sent in troops before the terrorist speedy advancement in major towns in north.bt better late than neva.

JEG should have reacted long before now, though not too late. For those who think JEG is stupid, note that letting those terrorists completely take over Mali will fortify our bh brothers. I strongly support jeg on this one.

outrage: Who is this joke? No wonder boko haram still around.. Pet terrorists, criminals, money launderers etc just because its democracy and he's no "wolf" in sheep cloathing

Are u suggesting that GEJ should act like obj n kill more innocent pple in the act of tracking criminals ?
This is democracy for crying out loud, issues should be addressed legitimately or with political solution .

GEJ has respected our constitution so far when compared to the rest leaders. Imagin what obj did to odi, n the lifes jtf took in naija delta during Yara-dua tenure in a democratic govt, n compare it to the mild way GEJ is handling boko-haram. We need a true democratic leader not some woof in sheep clothing.

[quote author=Arosa]He said that Nigeria is more important than an individual. Are you daft?

Didn't u see the 's' at the end of the individual English master. If am daft, i. Wonder which adjective i'ld use for u fish head.

jamst: huh! look @ u,do u think dat all ur pastors&imam are saint?do u stay wit them for 24/7 to know wat other things dey do?

Wearing black clothes always isn't enough reason to conclude he's a satanist, n besides no satanist will go to a pastor for prayer. Satanism means servitude to Satan bro.

how can a country be without citizens? Or can u explain what the sentence Nigeria is more important than the citizens mean?

ihebrooke: When was the last time you took your drugs?

Pls ask him for me. A satanist will never go to church for any reason. And from where did u hear that any one who dresses in black is a satanist? Black is his choice of colour. Check ur sense of humor mr poster.

Am a southerner but hold nothing against Buhari. He was actually fighting curruption before IBB overthrew him and built an empire of curruption which has crippled Nigeria till date. Buhari n Murtula are the only leaders that had good intention for nigeria.

If hausa's can rejoice over the death of a fellow hausa just because he's a Christian, then It's obvious all Christians residing there are on thier own. God help us.

I pray GEJ responds fast before the worst happens, i think he was actually the prime target.

Mr poster u're so confused, i guess u should think of better things to do with ur precious time instead of wasting it on controversial practices. U know nothing, but if u claim to know something , then show us the real picture of Jesus. And with which camera did u snap ur fallen angel, and where did u see them ? Mitweeeeew

Negro_Ntns: ....it's difficult to separate your concern from your hatred. How much of similar concerns have you shown to address the nonsense your Eastern givernors are doing? Charity begins at home.....practice and effect transformative "concerns" in the eastern nugerian territory before you bring it acrosss the border into Yoruba nation.

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Is an ibo man not a nigerian? If you think a non yoruba shouldn't air his or her views on posts abt yoruba land, then u guys should post it on sites restricted to only yoruba pple. Nairaland is for everybody's opinion.

ilugunboy: Well as long as he is not acquiring these properties and collecting these taxes in Imo, Enugu, Abia and Ebonyi he is not tresspassing.

Why is it that its Iboz that always cry more than the Yorubas that are suppose to?

What is it with your fixation with Tinubu, Fashola and Yoruba land in general Do we go asking why Chime.. Orji..Chekwas..and the others governors are acquiring in your states or are you saying none is acquiring properties over there too?

Wetin be your problem gangan sef??

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So because tinubu is yoruba now makes all his currupt practices legal,
Na wa for una ooh