₦airaland Forum

Jarus:
What the hell does ABT mean?!

Macgyver1:
I can relate. One of my guys pulled this prank on me, I only realized when he started laughing on the phone..

You need to hear how calm I was on the phone, greeting and answering with "Sir, Sir"

Enireqx20:
Lmfao!!!
Local man abeg calm down

emmanuelsea:
LET US PRAY

FATHER in heaven, we glorify you for all you have done for us; thank you for NNPC and for putting it in the minds of the leadership of NNPC and its governing council to select from amongst us in this recruitment process. It pleased you o God, for us to be among those interviewed shortly after NNPC's Computer Based Test in spite of the numerous candidates competing for limited available roles. From far and near we traveled and successfully found our way to and fro NNPC Tower, Abuja.
Even as we await our appointment letters any moment from now, I ask that you enable us to accept our fate with good faith, trusting that you have better plans for us irrespective of the outcome.
LORD, May we not be overjoyful that we forget that our appointment letter is a call to serve humanity, not for personal aggrandisement, nor may we be sorrowful that we forget that there is still hope! Help us individually and collectively to contribute our quota towards the development of Nigeria whether in NNPC or wherever we find ourselves. Let every negative and sharp practices (capable of hindering our progress) be far from us. Help those who have acknowledged their corrupt nature and willing to turn over a new leaf experience your salvation and sanctification. Thank you Lord for our prayers are answered in Jesus name we pray.

daddytime:
Wetin I do bros?

nelsonngim:
Lolz... LadyJane. Where did you do your interview, CBT was it Lagos or Abj?

There's something I want to check.

Eggovic:
Multiple personality disorder
Change in writing technique can be adopted
People are smart
But I'm not bothered about any of those stuff
We await success notification

Chigboboss:
Lol why won't you be shook

Is it also a coincidence that you, Mos4phy & Inrainbows are all active on both Nnpc & SHELL threads?

Drop it and stop insulting our intelligence while ridiculing yours.

CodeTemplar:
Did you say without proof? I understand Nairalander is a open place where you can 20 user accounts so won't bother going further.

CodeTemplar:
I spelt the JesusJñr in a way it won't reflect in the real jesusjnr mention but you saw it and here you are. What more proof do I need?

princeking2:
Which Dafido?
The Dafido from Nsukka or Where?
Go to bed o.

Napolitano2012:
Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less. Pride makes us artificial and humility makes us real.

At the end of the day, i just hope these self acclaimed intelligent gurus get the APL, because it would be very shameful if they don't.


Faceless forum or not, it's not right to come here and lay yourself bare. No matter what you think u have achieved before now, it doesnt count one bit in this NNPC recruimtent. its a Federal Government Graduate Trainee recruitment and doesn't really care about your FAMED super intelligence, past achievements, or historical innuendo. If the GT slots are only for those with "supernatural" brains, then NNPC wouldnt have made it open to 2.1 and 2.2...... its a national cake and every nigerian graduate from any ethnic group or tribe and state in general has an equal right to it..

The final selection is based on several in-house factors that we and I repeat, WE do not know anything about. MARK MY WORDS, many applicants who are nothing in terms of the above listed traits (first class, Super intelligentz,, many projects achieved,, past acievements etc) will get this job and many who are already feeling like their own is too much will not get even TF not to talk more of APL. (not cursing nobody but fact) .

I see some people have even already been crowned with the APL letters by other ppl here.. nice one. some people here believe in other members in this thread more than they believe in themselves, saying things like "if Oga J**** or Oga M***** or Oga N**** don't get APL, den no hope for me (a pity).

some are just filled with negativity, anxiety and thoughts of failure because of their inferiority complex and lack of hope and they come to this thread to fill others with their fears..(and fear does spread like wildfire)

I have seen some even boasting that they might not accept the offer if they get the APL. (Wow, and yet you went through the stress from the application process down to the final stage, Kudos. And yet you are always on nairaland every day commenting and earnestly waiting for the APL with others.) I just hope those particular ones show us the Proof of their APL before they reject the offer sha.

HEAR THIS... NNPC APL will humble most enigmas here..

Some are just looking for any comment that will favour them and then they take it up and spread it more.. Those that have received TF are busy looking for theories that will say that TF & APL are not correlated.. those that have not received TF are busy hyping the theory that said TF is sent to unsuccessful candidates..

You forget that it is not by your power nor your intelligence alone that u have reached this stage.. anybody who has reached this stage of WAITING FOR APL should be congratulated.. 1st Class or no First Class, Intelligent Guru or not..

Do YOU KNOW that data released after the application portal was closed revealed that OVER 5 million applicants applied for GT alone. u all applied and were among that number.. but only about 60 to 70 thousand applicants were invited for CBT, ( about 10k candidates were reported to be posted to each center). u went for the CBT and were among the around 9 to 10 thousand lucky ones invited for interview... why not continue believing in urself and the grace that brought you this far and stop looking for Infos, theories and comments that would only create more fear in you and increase your anxiety. Pray and believe. AND if u don't believe in any God or god, den believe in your guts...

This superficial ranking and his hyping of people here should stop. During induction a lucky first class applicant would be standing close to a lucky 2.1 applicant who would also be standing close to another lucky 2,2 applicant and you will all start from the same entry level and receive the same amount salary, ur past achievement would not count.. AT ALL.

I leave you with a quote from A.L.Kennedy who once said and I quote--

"Have more humility. Remember you don't know the limits of your own abilities. Successful or not, if you keep pushing beyond yourself, you will enrich your own life--and maybe even please a few strangers."

Peace out and Goodluck to those who do not stop believing.

ChasteGhuy:
Baba, how far that level? Still anticipating

Shepherd00:
And Jesusjnr has done it again. He feels sorry for the Holy Spirit because He is frustrated.

https://www.nairaland.com/5326450/frustration-holy-spirit


And this is the only true Christian o.

saxha:
Are you that "indigent" applicant?

Slammmmmmmm:
I saw a lot of Uites on the 5th of July

mathology5431:
My fellow Great! You're highly sighted!!!!

mathology5431:
Greatest Uites oooo.....yeah we served at kano for sometimes together, he later moved to Ogun....

Anas09:
May be you shd pick a copy of the Bible and read , and pls do that within context so you can understand the context of judging used in the Bible.

Except you and Jesusjnr have the same proud spirit, you'd notice that if he is left to go on as he going right now, he'll plunge into hell, that is if he is not an agent of fire already.

I have never said I am more born again than any one, I'm only helping Jesusjnr to know that he is proud if he doesn't know it

You know, pride is the hardest sin to spot, and when it is spotted, it's very difficult to tell a proud person that he is proud. Proud people do not like being told that they are proud. So people just flow along but despise him behind his back.

Sycophants wld rather cheer the proud person up to remain in his good books and not upset him. It takes courage to stand up and tell a proud person that he is proud. If he has any sense, after being upset, he shd examine himself is its true or not.

I am no sycophant, I am a bold Christian, so I will keep saying it.

JESUSJNR, you are very proud, and pride is evil spirit. Repent before it is too late. If you take that as me being judgemental, good, I don't give tow hooks, at least save yourself and repent.

EnthronedbyGod:
My reply to mariangeles wasn't about what Anas09 wrote concerning Jesusjnr but rather about the particular passage she quoted.
I don't know who Anas09 is, I just got to know the moniker 2 days ago, I didn't even know it was a woman that was behind the moniker until I saw people using she for the moniker.
There are about 6 monikers that have gotten close to me since I registered here, the 3 closest out of the 6 are bodydialect, Jesusjnr and pengriffey, so why will I chose someone i just met over someone that supported me from the onset. Wouldn't that make me foolish.
I never called what Anas09 correcting in love, my statement there has nothing to do with Anas09 or Jesusjnr but rather with mariangeles quoted scripture.

Teaser4:
youre right bro...maybe that's the missing link... the relationship between apl and tp, my thoughts...i present a brand new theory... "Weeding theory".... eyin alertees when you wake up , quote me as usual...no be me start am...but I think I like it...its #pepperdem season...

Anas09:
You wish that I wld seek your attention. Before I was jealous of you, now I'm seeking your attention. Hahahahahahaha.

You came late to Nairaland when guys were here, you'd particularly hide.

I'm only helping to point what could eventually destroy you if you don't work on it. Unlike the twerps who wld cheer your empty arse to hell.

Legendaryheroe:
I didn't enter my details....

I guess that was a reasonable sacrifice.

focus7:
.....the error you pointed out have corrected...

Am i the only one that noticed that?

cocococo:
Mr Anyam, you better pay everybody their money today or else...

Macgyver1:
Hehehe everyone now dream dreams!

Gmajor:
Are you an EH?

CsRockefeller:
During my interview, that was the first question I was asked straight away, "what is the difference between privatization and commercialization, which is best for Nigeria and why?"

I quickly went back to the electioneering period where Atiku promised to sell off NNPC (Privatization) against Buhari's and Kachukwu's commercialization plan. I am an Economist and stand for privatization (my opinion) but I knew it would be foolish of me to chose that in a Government controlled by the proponents of Commercialization.

Na so I choose commercialization and gave my reasons b4 Atiku would put me inside trouble.