Flamees:
Omo
Where i go start from?
Ok that year in my Jss3
Me and my guy were coming back from school
E get one banny my guy been wan toast
we been follow the banny reach her house
Banny go release dogs 2 of them
omo see run
Omo i run soteyy my leg dey touch my head

Hahahahaha, Hahahahaha

caracas:

You’re very ignorant Oga
There’s nothing wrong invading a country that poses a threat to the peace of the international community
You don’t just invade for no reason….. Putin has absolutely no reason to invade Ukraine , which is completely different from what Israel plans to do to Iran…. Israel will invade Iran if need be n the whole sensible part of the world would be in full support

Israel invades Iran! hahahahaha very funny when the got their ass kick by Iran's proxy in the form of Hezbollah in Lebanon, how much more of Iran.

Benwallt:
Hmmm, the way and manner Isreal would deal with those Arab countries should ww3 erupted in would be better imagined.

Unfortunately for Israel, Iranians are not Arabs but Persians.

backbencher:


US does not store nuclear weapons in Israel. Israel made and owns all the nuclear weapons in its arsenal. They even helped South Africa get its own nuclear weapons program running during Arphateid.

My friend don't disgrace yourself, the world knows that the US is Israel benefactor, everything the own is because of the support of the US.

PoliteActivist:


"The fool" has united the world against Russia. There is now talk of Putin going to jail after all this. But you are really being disingenuous. How hard is it for Ukrainian generals, fully backed by Russia, to remove a 44-year-old comedian just elected in 2019. This is not about Zelensky. UKRAINIAN PEOPLE DON'T WANT RUSSIA!!! Stop fooling yourself with long epistles. Zelensky has little to do with it!

Did Bush and Tony Blair when to jail?

Millz404:
How many places accept Union pay. In addition a lot of systems and integrations needs to be changed/worked on. Na today work? Many corporations in Russia would rather downscale and wait a little bit

180 countries

Lightened:
Union pay?! What's that

It's the second largest payment system in the world.

CoronaVirusPro:
Union pay


Comedy!

Who accepts union pay? Union Bank?

Nairaland an e-land filled with educated illiterates for your mind now, your are trying to be funny.

jojo1415:
Police always willing to pull the trigger on who they feel r ordinary Nigerians and run away from bandits and boko haram

Wait o! this is confusing! i thought the thread says DSS, where did you see Police been mentioned?

seanwilliam:
so Chinese can be trusted ??

No country can be trusted, everybody is there to protect their interest.

chaseblack:



You've got me wrong.
Most people justified this invasion with the 'America do it also' statement, meaning since Ukraine seeks America's help, he should be punished for America's sin.
Does it make sense?

No it doesn't, i think most people are just sick of the hypocrisy that is being displayed since this war started, so they are just lashing out by supporting Russia.

OfoIgbo:


Two of the nations have Igbo influence.

Equatorial Guinea with a sizeable indigenous Igbo population.

And Gabon that is ruled by an Igbo president.

Nigeria is not there because it is being ruled by subhumans since 1970, except in 2009 - 2015

You are absolutely right, judging from the development of SE region in Nigeria compared to other states that doesn't get a fraction of their allocation. SE is the most richest and developed region in Nigeria and is evident from the way, youths from all the country are trooping to the region every single day

chaseblack:


You are here defending Russia, how you take know wetin dey happen.
Do you really believe Russia are innocent and saints or you just want Ukraine to suffer because you hate USA?

Since, when did Ukraine become one of the states of the US? it would have made more sense had it been you mentioned, Europe. Nothing is going to affect the US in this conflict.

Yujiro:


Didn't Nigeria surrender Bakassi to same Cameroon to avoid any form of conflict.

Nigeria did not surrender Bakassi to Cameroon, they ICJ ruled in favour of Cameroon.

Cokahot:
I was robbed at osasogie,new Ghana,the main road connecting ubth second gate and anatomy. Na that road I stay,b4 u get to the ubth gate opposite the road. I was robbed by 5 men by 2am with cut tobsize. As far back and 2010. I sustained injuries to the head and knee.then I never get mind do van danme, no be now.

What were you doing outside by 2am?

NwaAmaikpe:




Things are relatively affordable in Kebbi State.
I know someone who paid 700naira for TDB sex with a married woman in Bin Yauri.

But, if the cost of living is so cheap, why would they rather flood the South where the cost of living is so expensive just to be a nuisance.

Those are Nigeriens not Nigerians.

SonofLothbrok:
We gave our Igbo leaders the chance they all wanted but they never believed us. This has always been the recycled format. The North will rule, then the west and when it is the turn of the Igbo man a new mega party is created. The recycled format starts all over again.

I am advising every igbo man and biafra persons to start coming back home. Start storing foods in your homes. Do not say you have not been warned. The Nigerian contract has ended. If you don't have guns start buying now.

Mtwwwwwwww!!!

MadamVanessa:




All the killings carryout by Fulani terrorists or the terrorist Nigerian army is tagged or called Ipob killings.

No matter how you lots tries to paint Ipob , those who know the truth , knows it.

Common now! you guys should prove to us that you are not cowards, take responsibility for your actions.

Great news!

kettykin:
For those who have the highest internet penetration please how has their lives been better than the South East

Which region in Nigeria has their youth emigrating to other region in droves? therein lies your answer

oilykid:

What's the difference

They are foreigners, a big difference.

oilykid:

What's the difference between them.. are they all not the same abokiis

No, they are not.

oilykid:

Atleast, chinedu and Emeka help their brothers not like abokiis that have upto million almajiris roaming the street and being easy recruit for iswap and bokoharam..

No wonder iswap and bandits doesn't run out of abokiis to recruit cause they are always enough almajiris to join the movement.

When Nigeria divides, north will go back being Chad or Niger republic.. other underdeveloped cesspit where terrorists will be recruited from..

Well, at least we northerners no that majority of the almajiri's are not Nigerians the bulk of them are from Chad and Niger republic.

Sabadon:
Pouring water in an already filled cup

Who ganduje wan impress

As usual, you didn't read the thread, very shameful. Mtswww!!!

TheFacelessMan:


You should use your brains before talking.

Are these databases synchronised ?

I think you should take your own advice, the guy bluntly said, Nigeria has no database. Go back and read what he said and this time very slowly.

TheFacelessMan:


Lol. You have been watching too much Hollywood.

I can quite easily get you more than 5 Nairaland articles of couples dying in similar fashion.

The most likely reason is an accumulation of carbon monoxide in the car from putting on the AC because of faulty wiring.

Nigerians has no fingerprint database, so why would a killer waste precious time that would get him caught while staging a scene?

Bola Ige, Kudirat Abiola and Funsho Williams are prominent VIPs who got brutally murdered when it would have even benefited the killers to stage their deaths as accidents.

It's morbidly amusing when a cobbler with 8 kids hangs himself and you see people here spewing conspiracy theories about killers staging the scene.

Carbon monoxide is odourless and colourless by the way... you drift off into a sleep of no return. Happened in incidents where generator was switched on in poorly ventilated areas.

You think all of these couples were killed by master assassins ?

https://www.nairaland.com/5013256/man-woman-found-dead-inside

https://www.nairaland.com/6867804/married-man-bride-to-be-found-dead

Why would you say, Nigeria has no fingerprint database? Even Nysc here uses people finger print database for clearance every month, Abi! if you didn't serve, ask any corp member around. What about NIMC, your Bank, Jamb, Neco, Waec. Haba! you guys should think before you comment nah.

Svlla:
Because Russia air defence is in Ukriane and it controls the Ukrainian airspace

Have you wondered why all those EU aids are coming by land through Polish and other Nato nations border

Don't fly anything to Kiev ryt now

Bro you also forgot to mention that the Jet fighters are also Russian made

seyz91:
Good day everyone! I've seen the patriotism displayed in Ukraine against the war with Russian as the Ukranian President "Volodymir Zelenskiy" have asked Men of Between 18 to 60 to pick up arms and fight for the country.

Truth is as heroic as it may sound i can't help but wonder if same Patriotism could be shown in Nigeria if we were to be in a war with Either Cameroun or Benin Republic.

Then this left me with a question of "WOULD YOU PICK UP ARMS & FIGHT BACK FOR YOUR COUNTRY AS A SHOW OF PATRIOTISM?" Would you?

Na question i asked oo, i no be putin wey start war oo

We don't have to because it will never happen, the lack the manpower, resources to fight Nigeria, besides why would Cameroon fight Nigeria, that would be suicide on their part and the know these.

Emergingnation3:
Killing their cow caught walking around our bushes against open grazing banned.

What is the point? your governors will end up using state resources to pay thrice the price of the cows.

ABCthings:
But you want to be wearing hijab in Christians schools?

Kontinue.

What is the correlation between wearing hijab, Christianity, Christian school and drinking beer? are you sure you are alright?

Emergingnation3:
we won't stop killing Fulani cow in the East, we have many source of protein...

I thought you guys said you were not the ones killing cows in the SE? that it was people from other regions and that also Igbo's would never act this way. We already know you guys were lying anyway, you just don't have the guts to take responsibility for your actions.

Puttin:
I heard you've been saying shit about me right? which country do yo live exactly

:Dhahahahaha ;Dhahahahahaha