₦airaland Forum

Darkrebel:
okay 20 lines ...let's drop tomorrow ..

Guykhena / Lagunna please help set a thread for us ...we have agreed to drop tomorrow by 10pm ..thanks

How about we do the first nairaland audio battle? 1st December. start writing ya bars. . . lemme create the thread.

texanomaly:
It is what it is. It's all good.

I feel like I stole from you. I feel so guilty you didn't get the chance to participate in that poetry competition. . . so sad. I will make it up to you. when I'm back for good. I promise

AbuMikey:
LOL
just search for g.o.m vs m.m.m on google search engine

Ok

AbuMikey:
Mahhhh Niqqa!!

Give me a link to that our Battle thread back in 2013

Briareos

AbuMikey:
there is decorum on the thread already Ma'm, I would rather not mention ANY moniker.

Haha

teddybiyasi:
yo ffuck anybody I might alarm



let me do my fish


.....yo..... because of all my breed I'll spit some rhymes..../..in ffr tonight../......let's cut the night shut out I'm spitting it now...../...
.....lord knows I bring more flame..../...than the Igbo nigga's smoke all day..../...
....let go down this way..../...no punchline... no metas... no puns play...../...In brawl my word slay...../.....
.....saliva forge with dragon breath ......my spit burns with rage.../..
.....when I say I'm the best real nigga's celebrate..../....I need not to flow for rank before y'all know I elevate..../....with priceless bars that never depreciate.../.....
.....I sit nig's down to learn when I spit shit that educate./...like when I rap history bout nig's who fast for seven day/
..... before brawling me.. but still got killed & their soul sent to heaven striaght..../...
..... cause the punch I land on them are real heavy weight/..my fans were all like teddy we all know ready anyday.../
.....so why didn't you partake in the ongoing K.T.../... they urge to see 2 fools at forty whooped by a lady..../..cause actually they knew I love whooping nig's at eighty..../...
......I cry not when niggas compare me with Queen latifah's baby../....
.....when I'm different from a nigga who own a 'face only a mother can love'..you all know what I'm idiomatically saying.../..we all witness the look of his father which was an idiiot artifact in painting...../...
......you're a monkey so stop faking........../...you're a ffag I smoke once../...
......whooping again will earn me nothing cause it won't be the first..../
......I make nig's witness the way my punch gives the final touch & brush../...&
.......the way I render your bars devoid.../....while mine are still strong..../...
.....he love hitting the third person... with is wrong..../...so it was an easy kill for me before I pull our the gun.../
.....a rematch will only make things worst.../...in our last brawl remember how you lick the flaw.../...
.....like a stupid lad who thinks that the downer concrete part of their house is a lollipop.../..
... nig'a will be like haha when I said no funny words.../.if i see any teeth out ..you'll be the next I'm. coming for.../
.....in bout I lack mercy.../ ....& that what the boy envy.../.. till he gat frustrated to lend skills from wack emcees.../
.....but still got taught a bad lesson..../ .. with broom like beating a mad person..../ ..
.....let's get real cause I'm about to spit with zeals../ ..or leave it chill like I gat ice in thrills.../...
.....I sleep all night in the morning I vaporize with the rise of dew.../...
.....I'm bout heating up leaving cracks in heaven surface like I strike with zeus.../...
....my past are cool...winter's gone so you'll be damn if the she dragon rap with you.../...
.....with arsenals to knife ya crews.../...plus the way I rhymes in brawl..../... are ffucking hard to view.../...
.....
.....real nig's be complaining bout ya mama soundtrack.../.plus the way she gives it free like stanta/....
....so cause ya mama ffuckers used condom so ya illiterate mother thinks she gat ffucked by White guys .../....
.....& the way B's lyrical sword divided her son into 2 in their late match.../..got her amused especially when B's throw her lad halves that night..../ ...
.....makes her run about screaming I never knew my son was an half-cast..../.....
... I'm a real hard lass..../...with verse that gat dwag upset like clothes spread on hanger..../....
....a queen born gangster./...always chilling in her cool high lander.../...with numerous bouncers which moves around her..../...
....I kill in 'just a moment' you can ask nas..../..so...i don't do sshit with ffucking Leper.../
.... When he spit poo... seriously we don't get is sshit/.
... Never knew he loves men till C expose the truth... Bout him being a gay in this city..../....
.... Who got ffucked by numerous emcee ...but never bleed cause he already lost is virginity.../..
....So I'll go easy on this weak breed.../... who had already 'lose is touch' like a careless vigilante..
.... ....I'm a capital bought back to the state we gun../.when I'm in the fear I bring makes nigga's recapitulate their wrong../..
....they thinks I was wack but they gat it faked this long.../...teddy spitting a warning shot to all.../..
.....never go against things you can't handle..../... when your hotness still couldn't surpass the burn of a candle.../...






peace out oneLove

Please learn how to sleak ya words, you still sound local. Like some Nigerian politicians.

Iceskidd:
If not for this chatroom, FFR would be booming but since dem don force us to dey chat here, FFR don dry like sahara

I wrote some bars, but ain't got the chance to drop it on FFR

acenazt:
Example of A Rapper's Lyrics
Grinding Verse 1 - Lil Wayne:
I'm grindin', I'm grindin', I'm grindin' I promise
I Bleep her until I get tired, retire and then come
out retirement
My girl like it rough she said "find me a diamond"
Her body be grindin',
Lord we be on every kind of narcotic
That make us believe, when we lyin', we honest, I
love you
Pick, Michael Jackson to Jordan to Tyson to
Myers
Too much dirty money when the colors
Are washing the whites in the dryer my nigga
It ain't rocket science just rockets
I sleep in pussy not pajamas, grindin'
I got this shit down to a science, I turn in my
project, A minus
Whew, I ain't crazy, I'm krazy and all of my
niggas chaotic
Dressed in all black like they gothic
Music too loud to hear sirens, we pop, pop, pop
up where you stay
Knock, knock, knock, anyone home?
Pop, pop, pop, pop then we outtie
I need a bitch like Naomi to take off her clothes.




example of an MC's lyrics.
immortal Technique's 2nd verse on The 4Th Branch.
Flow like the blood of Abraham through the Jews
and the Arabs
Broken apart like a woman's heart, abused in a
marriage
The brink of holy war, bottled up, like a
miscarriage
Embedded correspondents don't tell the source of
the tension
And they refuse to even mention, European
intervention
Or the massacres in Jenin, the innocent screams
U.S. manufactured missles, and M-16's
Weapon contracts and corrupted American
dreams
Media censorship, blocking out the video screens
A continent of oil kingdoms, bought for a bargain
Democracy is just a word, when the people are
starvin'
The average citizen, made to be, blind to the
reason
A desert full of genocide, where the bodies are
freezin'
And the world doesn't believe that you fightin' for
freedom
Cause you bleeped the Middle East, and gave birth
to a demon
It's open season with the CIA, bugging my crib
Trapped in a ghetto region like a Palestinian kid
Where nobody gives a Bleep whether you die or
you live
I'm tryin' to give the truth, and I know the price is
my life
But when I'm gone they'll sing a song about
Immortal Technique
Who beheaded the President, and the princes and
sheiks
You don't give a Bleep about us, I can see through
your facade
Like a fallen angel standing in the presence of
God
Bitch niggaz scared of the truth, when it looks at
you hard.

My friend shut up!

Ksslib:
You no dey read the pages here ni?

No

texanomaly:
I changed my mind. Sorry. This is supposed to be a collaboration. If you can't participate we simply have to opt out.

I`m sorry

mikuz:
I don't want a no-show win.

007Bruce prep your bars. You'll replace Giyazz. We battle on Friday. Cool?

I`m sorry bro, I just couldn't make it. 007bruce is cool. Let him replace me. Next year bro. . .

Did anything happen between Tayo and Samantha? #curious

Frankie ffucked up pulling that stunt on Ellah though, and Ellah ffucked up too!

ochon, Dannyxy, Ksslib, Reincarnated, Njokusboy, Safarigirl, Stateofmind and co. . . Whassup na? Update me!

Pls

texanomaly:
Hmmmm...
You've given me an idea. We got this partner. You will be participating, even if you don't realize it yet.

How do you mean? Pls tell me.

texanomaly:
Lol...yes I'm on fb. It is only for family and friends. We've only just met hun.

So will you do it for us? Don't let the others know tho.

Bars:
Dnt u mind if we kick sum bars ?

This your moniker sef

E go dey get multiple mentions wey no concern am abi?

Darkrebel:
I was surfing the net and found it

Shey when you saw it you were surprised ryt? Lol

I remember digging every Rap forum while learning the ropes! Hahahahahaha!!! I was even in Rapgenius, lol

Hahahahahaha! But that's history now. . . .

Which forum/blog is that sef?

texanomaly:
Can we do Hangouts, yahoo messenger, google talk, whatsapp?

Geez! So you ain't on facebook?

Christ!! I'm so sorry baby, I'm definitely the worst pair you ever had in ya entire life, and I'm very sorry for that!. . . I'm not online now, so busy! I'm owing a brother and he be all over my grill, I'm just selling everything I got to pay him back. And I've been so busy, no time to even pick a pen and write!!

I'm so so so sorry Texanomaly, pls! What I'm about to tell you now, I'm ashamed of it. . . But you just gats to help the team, help me pls. . .

Write the poem yourself and present it like the both of us did, just help me pls. . . I will make sure I repay back. Pls baby, plsssssssssssssssssssss

I know you're disappointed in me, I know. But pls understand me, I'm passing through tough times now. Pls understand me.

Write about something new. But make it fresh, and I know you gonna kill it! I've seen your poems and you're really good!! Help us/me pls. . ..


I'm so ashamed of myself. Gosh!!!!

Darkrebel:
Giyazz I see you.....

How did you get that bro?

That was a long time ago back when I was learning the ropes you know?

obainojazz:
he drops always na...people like rebel dem get d0pe drops....but dem no dey drop too much..

Is that what you think? Ok chill. . .

Glamrock, if you want to come to Nigeria, come!

This is your land, atleast come see the land of your ancestors before you leave this world!

Ochon, spade and Ibime, could you pls advise this lady?

Darkrebel:
lmfao .. hahahaha

the dude needs deliverance...from the spirit of biting...
abeg ..we need holy water and anointing oil to pray for him ... I don't think he is a biter...

I think he is a werewolf ....he's Scott and Derek kin

Why evuls?

Chai! See as I dey miss all the brouhahas!

Imma write a verse, gettin rusty already. . . .

obainojazz:
you now the best in dis Ffr.
nice one

Who dash am best? Ka'm nukwa!

sosiqdude:
This thing no work cha cha...
Iceskid fit be judge if na like that... See teddy oo

I dey vex

What happened?

Darkrebel:
interview with limerick's folks after the bites]...by Kenny kastiel in Rg group FB
...
Hilarious.... .

AdeLogy Dlyricist
i went back ... i researched on limericks
case..........
interview with his parents siblings nd friends .
updating.......
.
.
.
.
interview with his mother...
.
me- morning ma i am adebanke ma from fb text
battle station we have a news about your son .. we
dnt knw his real name but we knw him as lime...
.
mom-- lime pls wait .
.
me--why ma
.
mom-- i need to wear my iron bra .. look look at
my
breast.. wat do u see??
.
me-- ma ma eeehn bite marks ma.
.
mom-- exactly bye bye tell him am not at home..
.
me-- i nova even state im offence ..
ehn sir sir
.
father-- i heard u talking about lime.
.
me-- yes sir . your s o o
.
father-- his not my son.. do u knw why am using a
plastic dick??
me- what!!
.
father-- yeeeesss he ate it all. allall he ate my
dick.
.
me-- wow.
.
.
sister-- were is that animal ..
.
me- u mean your brother lime??
.
sister-- my brother u say?? a brother that ate my
certificates
.
me-- dhem..... is there no one that!!!
.
.
brother-- reporter what did he bite??
.
.
me-- i havnt said he bit
.
.
brother-- he always bites. we are twin but
7months
being in the womb he bit his way out of it our
moms
womb. why do u tink i had to stay extra 9month
for
the womb to be amended so wat did he bite.
.
me-- sighs in surprise
.... he bit some lines.
.
.
brother- # hiss lines?? nd u are already
panicking??
.
me- eehhm
.
.
brother-- your life is at risk all if you over there are
in grave danger he bites anytin nd every tin....
.
.
me-- astonished
.
.
dog barks.. bros show..
.
.
me-- shocked
.
dog--bros show joor no be lime?? i be their dog
before na on till lime show bros i lost my job cos
he
outclassed me in biting ooo. i bit my way through
a
carton cage.. he bit his way out of a steal cage ....
now am a jobless dog i mean who will want a dog
wen u have lime. would you??
.
.
me-not at all.....
.
.
me-- silence
.
.
cat--bros come ma show u something
.
.
cat-- u see that door? read weitin u see
.
.
me- UNKNOWN CREATURE. WHAT EVER YOU DO
DON'T GET BITTEN.
.
.
.
me--- let us rate them
.
.
BLAZE--DOG
.
SCRIPT-- LION
.
AKIN-- DRAGON
.
.LIME-- suggest a name
.
. brought to u by banke its fb text battle station...
picks race...
..
Diedd after I saw this..
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Lmfao! Kastiel is one funny dude!

Ok, seen.

Texanomaly, add me up on facebook; Onyinye Iyasara Giyaz. Tell me it's you and drop your own stanzas from the ideas you popped above. . . I will drop mine after you, then we work on it. Cool?

WHAT??

Ksslib got this easily mehn!! Mikuz is rusty I see. . .

texanomaly:
Just a suggestion. Since you want to do this here, we have no privacy. That's fine, but just remember everyone will know what we are doing. This is a competition remember.

DUE SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will talk in the evening. Just chil.

texanomaly:
GIYAZZ?!!

It's Wednesday!


I have an idea...

Tell me, and pls drop an example. . . see ya in the evening. #Busy